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(Orange County Register)   German model shows up on the red carpet at the premier of "Men In Black III" wearing a dress made out of VHS tape. "She also happens to be the owner of some of the most plastic looking breasts we've ever seen"   (ocregister.com ) divider line
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2012-05-27 08:13:51 AM  
Wow, the Men in Black 2 premier?

This news must be over a decade old!
 
2012-05-27 08:20:05 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow, the Men in Black 2 premier?

This news must be over a decade old!


She's a time traveler. This is not a joke.
 
2012-05-27 08:22:23 AM  

Shostie: FirstNationalBastard: Wow, the Men in Black 2 premier?

This news must be over a decade old!

She's a time traveler. This is not a joke.


Can she guarantee my safety?
 
2012-05-27 09:24:45 AM  
That isn't sexy. It's trashy and AWish. Bah.
 
2012-05-27 10:02:42 AM  
You know who else wore a dress made of VHS tape?
 
2012-05-27 10:07:55 AM  

bronyaur1: That isn't sexy. It's trashy and AWish. Bah.


I agree. She should gave gone with Betamax.
 
2012-05-27 10:08:06 AM  
Meh, I'd motorboat her.
 
2012-05-27 10:15:39 AM  
I'd hit it, rewind and hit it again.
 
2012-05-27 10:44:22 AM  

Shostie: FirstNationalBastard: Wow, the Men in Black 2 premier?

This news must be over a decade old!

She's a time traveler. This is not a joke.


Why else would it be VHS tape?
 
2012-05-27 10:46:11 AM  
If I told Micaela I thought her right boob looked plasticky, would she hold it against me?
 
2012-05-27 10:46:16 AM  
Those are some Sopranos strip club tits. Yuck.
 
2012-05-27 10:48:50 AM  
If by plastic you mean fantastic, then I agree with you.
 
2012-05-27 10:49:42 AM  
I believe I need some head cleaner...
 
2012-05-27 10:51:40 AM  
I'd adjust her tracking, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-27 10:54:56 AM  
I foresee less revealing versions of this dress next prom season from the same kind of kids that make prom dress out of gum and Starburst wrappers.
 
2012-05-27 10:56:41 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow, the Men in Black 2 premier?

This news must be over a decade old!


Did they fix the headline or something?

A dress too racy for the red carpet?

No such thing.
 
2012-05-27 11:06:45 AM  
What? Where am I? What's the meaning of this? Did I anger a wizard? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
 
2012-05-27 11:11:27 AM  
I'd record back to back episodes of Airwolf on her.
 
2012-05-27 11:15:39 AM  
I put porn on it.
 
2012-05-27 11:36:16 AM  
A GIS for this model's name will show you that this is among the more tame outfits she's been seen in.

Giggity
 
2012-05-27 11:41:45 AM  

taglius: A GIS for this model's name will show you that this is among the more tame outfits she's been seen in.

Giggity


Challenge accepted!!
 
2012-05-27 11:54:49 AM  

taglius: A GIS for this model's name will show you that this is among the more tame outfits she's been seen in.

Giggity


Such as...
 
2012-05-27 11:55:12 AM  

AbiNormal: If by plastic you mean fantastic, then I agree with you.


Meh, if you do a GIS there is one shot of her on her back. Her boobs stand up like the Twin Towers on 9/10. With little TV antennas.
 
Skr
2012-05-27 11:55:54 AM  
Besides the large scarring, they look decent for fake tits. Plenty of topless images in a Google Image Search of "Micaela Schaefer".

Her outfit at this premier makes me clench my fists though. Just the sight of that VHS tape reminds me how many times I in vain tried to repair a cassette that the player decided to eat. I think I totally lose any sexual drive towards that outfit just by recalling that reoccurring frustration in the past.


/Prefer natural tatas myself, but I wouldn't exclude a lady due to decent fakes.
 
2012-05-27 12:04:14 PM  
I'm not usually in to fake bewbs, but after doing a GIS for her I have to say they work on her.

Too bad she looks like a herpes delivery system. Skanky!
 
2012-05-27 12:08:02 PM  
I'm pretty sure I submitted a link about this outfit as well, weeks ago.
 
2012-05-27 12:08:53 PM  

bronyaur1: That isn't sexy. It's trashy and AWish. Bah.


What else are movie premieres for?
 
2012-05-27 12:19:00 PM  

bronyaur1: That isn't sexy. It's trashy and AWish. Bah.


Not trolling...what's AWish?
 
2012-05-27 12:23:30 PM  

indarwinsshadow: bronyaur1: That isn't sexy. It's trashy and AWish. Bah.

Not trolling...what's AWish?


Attention Whore
 
2012-05-27 12:35:23 PM  

indarwinsshadow: bronyaur1: That isn't sexy. It's trashy and AWish. Bah.

Not trolling...what's AWish?


It's another one of those terms (like "hipster" or "pretentious" or "creepy") that has been overused unto meaninglessness. Just shrug it off.

If you've got the body for that type of attire, flaunt it says I.
 
2012-05-27 12:43:57 PM  
Ich werde in meiner Koje zu sein.

/Hint: Jayne Cobb
 
2012-05-27 12:46:37 PM  
"Look at me...looky here...look...look at me...look...look at me...look at me...look...look...look at me...looky here...look at me..."
 
2012-05-27 12:51:10 PM  
Sideboob (NSFW)

In DJ'ing regalia...(NSFW)

Full on Nude (Front) (NSFW)

Full on Nude (Back) (NSFW)

Fake tits or not - whatever keeps the attention off her face...
 
2012-05-27 12:56:00 PM  
 
2012-05-27 01:03:47 PM  
I'd let her clean my head.
 
2012-05-27 01:42:46 PM  
Subby lied, she doesn't have a red carpet.
 
2012-05-27 02:09:12 PM  

Jamdug!: Sideboob (NSFW)

In DJ'ing regalia...(NSFW)

Full on Nude (Front) (NSFW)

Full on Nude (Back) (NSFW)

Fake tits or not - whatever keeps the attention off her face...


Does she model for Wicked Weasel?
 
2012-05-27 02:15:59 PM  
Still doesn't beat the best red carpet dress of all-time. NSFW.
 
2012-05-27 02:18:28 PM  

carnifex2005: Still doesn't beat the best red carpet dress of all-time. NSFW.


Knew it was gonna be Rose McGowan's. Good call. Too bad it's forever ruined by Marilyn Manson there.
 
2012-05-27 02:52:16 PM  
Ich wuerde sie von meinem Bett nicht raus schmeißen
 
2012-05-27 02:54:25 PM  

lilplatinum: Ich wuerde sie von meinem Bett nicht raus schmeißen


Wenn du weißt was ich meine, und ich denke, du tust.
 
2012-05-27 03:01:28 PM  

pottie: "Look at me...looky here...look...look at me...look...look at me...look at me...look...look...look at me...looky here...look at me..."


Link
 
2012-05-27 03:20:27 PM  
No relation to...thevelvetonion.files.wordpress.com, I presume?
 
2012-05-27 03:25:16 PM  

PizzaJedi81: lilplatinum: Ich wuerde sie von meinem Bett nicht raus schmeißen

Wenn du weißt was ich meine, und ich denke, du tust.


Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.
 
2012-05-27 03:38:43 PM  

Jamdug!: Sideboob (NSFW)
...
Fake tits or not - whatever keeps the attention off her face...


The operations are getting better every year...almost looks like she wasn't born a man except this shot.
 
2012-05-27 04:01:13 PM  

PizzaJedi81: carnifex2005: Still doesn't beat the best red carpet dress of all-time. NSFW.

Knew it was gonna be Rose McGowan's. Good call. Too bad it's forever ruined by Marilyn Manson there.


Where? I see no one else in that pic..
 
2012-05-27 04:27:30 PM  
Yeesh, this happened like 2 weeks ago. got posted on wwtdd and all that fun stuff. also boobies tag

Link
 
2012-05-27 04:29:37 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: AbiNormal: If by plastic you mean fantastic, then I agree with you.

Meh, if you do a GIS there is one shot of her on her back. Her boobs stand up like the Twin Towers on 9/10. With little TV antennas.


Is there something wrong with that?
 
2012-05-27 04:36:29 PM  

taglius: A GIS for this model's name will show you that this is among the more tame outfits she's been seen in.

Giggity


*does GIS*

Hnnnngggg!

i1107.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-27 05:09:54 PM  

AbiNormal: AMonkey'sUncle: AbiNormal: If by plastic you mean fantastic, then I agree with you.

Meh, if you do a GIS there is one shot of her on her back. Her boobs stand up like the Twin Towers on 9/10. With little TV antennas.

Is there something wrong with that?


Not necessarily.
 
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