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2012-05-27 01:36:13 PM  
We're Beatriz
 
2012-05-27 01:36:21 PM  
Ciao Ana. Have a nice day :)
 
2012-05-27 01:36:21 PM  
OK, rickythepenguin, you're 2-for-3 now.
 
2012-05-27 01:36:31 PM  
Ah. It's *that* time of the race.

Let's see if we go full 1992.
 
2012-05-27 01:36:39 PM  
Lousy women drivers...
 
2012-05-27 01:36:42 PM  
It wasn't her fault, she blew her horn!
 
2012-05-27 01:37:25 PM  

Tsrwedge: Ba da bum bum bum, another (woman) bites the dust!


Indy 500 supplies checklist

2 Hamsters (taken away)
3 Women (2 used)

We should have stocked up
 
2012-05-27 01:37:45 PM  
She was probably texting her BFF Jill.

or putting her mascara on.
 
2012-05-27 01:37:49 PM  
"something's just a little crazy"
 
2012-05-27 01:37:53 PM  
Ana is another victim of Lotus. Although her car is a Chevy, she was set to run Lotus, which means she didn't have an engine to practice with earlier this month..
 
2012-05-27 01:37:58 PM  
What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race? The racing gods have a sense of humor today!
 
2012-05-27 01:38:12 PM  
Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

/obvious
 
2012-05-27 01:38:39 PM  
R.C Cola car must be using a big straw in that can.
 
2012-05-27 01:39:05 PM  

Jensaarai: Ana is another victim of Lotus. Although her car is a Chevy, she was set to run Lotus, which means she didn't have an engine to practice with earlier this month..


And for some reason didn't run at all in the last practice.
 
2012-05-27 01:39:22 PM  

catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race? The racing gods have a sense of humor today!


When you're 2 laps (or more) down, it's pretty easy, plus she's got the yellow mark on the back of her car, meaning she's a rookie, a woman, and not Danica.
 
2012-05-27 01:39:35 PM  

catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race?


I'm not sure you can consider her still "IN" the race, she's about 5 laps down.
 
2012-05-27 01:39:40 PM  
Keep in mind all 3 "women drivers" are victims of Lotus. Legge is in the same position as Ana. So I fully expect her car to fail or for her to lose it due to insufficient data on how the car changes over a run.
 
2012-05-27 01:40:15 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Takamashi shiatoshi....takashaki shamashi....masasushi takahara....that little Jap can drive! HEY!!!!! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!
 
2012-05-27 01:40:58 PM  

Jensaarai: Keep in mind all 3 "women drivers" are victims of Lotus. Legge is in the same position as Ana. So I fully expect her car to fail or for her to lose it due to insufficient data on how the car changes over a run.


What did you expect? Hamsters are cute to the ladies
 
2012-05-27 01:41:20 PM  

DanZero: catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race? The racing gods have a sense of humor today!

When you're 2 laps (or more) down, it's pretty easy, plus she's got the yellow mark on the back of her car, meaning she's a rookie, a woman, and not Danica.


knbber2: catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race?

I'm not sure you can consider her still "IN" the race, she's about 5 laps down.


Point taken. I just expected her to go out first, not last. We all know she will not finish.
 
2012-05-27 01:41:35 PM  

rickythepenguin: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 221x250]

Takamashi shiatoshi....takashaki shamashi....masasushi takahara....that little Jap can drive! HEY!!!!! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!


how can a dominican lose the ball in the sun?
 
2012-05-27 01:41:37 PM  

rickythepenguin: Takamashi shiatoshi....takashaki shamashi....masasushi takahara....that little Jap can drive! HEY!!!!! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!


As someone who grew up listening to Harry Carey butcher names, Laughter OL
 
2012-05-27 01:42:26 PM  
The cars look a bit like boats, hanging on the rear end. Might this be due to under car tunnels that we can't see?
 
2012-05-27 01:42:36 PM  

catastrophe averted: DanZero: catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race? The racing gods have a sense of humor today!

When you're 2 laps (or more) down, it's pretty easy, plus she's got the yellow mark on the back of her car, meaning she's a rookie, a woman, and not Danica.

knbber2: catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race?

I'm not sure you can consider her still "IN" the race, she's about 5 laps down.

Point taken. I just expected her to go out first, not last. We all know she will not finish.


Hey we can't let the trifecta fail now. Plus, I need to make my "she didn't get a Legge up" joke this week as I have been.
 
2012-05-27 01:42:52 PM  

catastrophe averted: We all know she will not finish.


If her engine holds up, she could be make the finish.
 
2012-05-27 01:42:58 PM  
i would put truck nutz on my indy car.
 
2012-05-27 01:44:22 PM  

DanZero: catastrophe averted: DanZero: catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race? The racing gods have a sense of humor today!

When you're 2 laps (or more) down, it's pretty easy, plus she's got the yellow mark on the back of her car, meaning she's a rookie, a woman, and not Danica.

knbber2: catastrophe averted: What craziness is this? Legge is the last woman still IN the race?

I'm not sure you can consider her still "IN" the race, she's about 5 laps down.

Point taken. I just expected her to go out first, not last. We all know she will not finish.

Hey we can't let the trifecta fail now. Plus, I need to make my "she didn't get a Legge up" joke this week as I have been.


*giggle*
 
2012-05-27 01:44:34 PM  
Going side by side? NO MORE BREAKS YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM ONE
 
2012-05-27 01:44:43 PM  
Impending lap 98. Ready your drinks.
 
2012-05-27 01:45:08 PM  

ski9600: Might this be due to under car tunnels that we can't see?


It's more the design of the current cars. They've had the tunnels since the late 70s.
 
2012-05-27 01:45:50 PM  

DanZero: Going side by side?


they meant the cars not the coverage ;)
 
2012-05-27 01:46:31 PM  
www.frenchtruckers.com
 
2012-05-27 01:46:34 PM  

Jensaarai: Impending lap 98. Ready your drinks.


I'm gonna need more beer

*sigh*
 
2012-05-27 01:47:14 PM  

WhyteRaven74: DanZero: Going side by side?

they meant the cars not the coverage ;)


I know they got bills to pay, but I wouldn't put it past them :D
 
2012-05-27 01:47:49 PM  
Half way through the race and they're running 220, not bad.
 
2012-05-27 01:49:00 PM  
Heheheh. Honda was sandbagging on fuel mileage? Surely not!
 
2012-05-27 01:49:18 PM  
Justin Wilson just cajun'd into the Top 5
 
2012-05-27 01:49:18 PM  
Has Chip Ganassi aged a day in the last 17 or so years?
 
2012-05-27 01:49:19 PM  
Making it to the top 5, I GARRRRAWNTEEEEEEEE
 
2012-05-27 01:52:19 PM  
Nascar could learn a lesson from the Indycar racecontrol page. Live telemetry updating every 5 seconds automatically, on the current lap, FOR FREE. Not 5-10 laps down and ya gotta keep manually refreshing after 5 mins, when it works.
 
2012-05-27 01:52:29 PM  
So, Last Resort looks obnoxiously political. I can't wait to not watch it.
 
2012-05-27 01:53:34 PM  
no a/c in these cars?
 
2012-05-27 01:53:53 PM  

catastrophe averted: Nascar could learn a lesson from the Indycar racecontrol page. Live telemetry updating every 5 seconds automatically, on the current lap, FOR FREE. Not 5-10 laps down and ya gotta keep manually refreshing after 5 mins, when it works.


Fair enough. But Indycar could also learn to not release their qualifying results as PDFs. Heh.
 
2012-05-27 01:54:14 PM  
Ganassi looking to clean up at Indy. Cleary this means JPM and MacMurry will finish 1-2 at Charlotte.
 
2012-05-27 01:54:24 PM  

expobill: no a/c in these cars?



It's right next to the Garman.

Right abouve the Ipod hookup.
 
2012-05-27 01:54:27 PM  

expobill: no a/c in these cars?


I know it's hot but I didn't think it was hot enough to melt a shoe.
 
2012-05-27 01:54:34 PM  
I wonder if we're going to see any heat exhaustion DNF's today...
 
2012-05-27 01:54:55 PM  

Jensaarai: catastrophe averted: Nascar could learn a lesson from the Indycar racecontrol page. Live telemetry updating every 5 seconds automatically, on the current lap, FOR FREE. Not 5-10 laps down and ya gotta keep manually refreshing after 5 mins, when it works.

Fair enough. But Indycar could also learn to not release their qualifying results as PDFs. Heh.


oh SNAP :)
 
2012-05-27 01:55:37 PM  

expobill: no a/c in these cars?


Want more air? Drive faster.
 
2012-05-27 01:57:14 PM  
Jamie Little makes me feel very special inside. her voice.
 
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