Hopefully prison will teach him the era of his ways.

Modern life, eh?

Well... that's one washed out cop. Perhaps this will serve a detergent for him in the future. If he's lucky, he might even get this stain on his record out.

At least he didn't take a dump in the washing machine like the guy who broke into my Mothers a few years ago

lol he asked for his clothes back

Mr Rocco told officers that the door was already broken

Well if the door's broken, come on in! Have some beer out of the fridge and order a PPV movie on the cable box to entertain yourself while you wash your clothes.

Given the trivial nature of the crime, I'm sure the officer's "slap on the wrist" will be a mere tap.

Hell, they don't even hold the Thugs In Blue accountable for murder so why should we expect this joker to pay for the crime with anything more than a half-serious verbal reprimand?

....officer Rocco had asked for his clothes to be returned.

- Yeah, come and get 'em pal. I'll be waitin' for ya!

Buffet: ....officer Rocco had asked for his clothes to be returned.

- Yeah, come and get 'em pal. I'll be waitin' for ya!

Next week: Man tied up, beaten and tazed by masked intruder after refusing to return police officer's clothes.

Subby failed to mention that the article included a helpful picture of what a clothes washer might look like.

Soiled Underwear: At least he didn't take a dump in the washing machine like the guy who broke into my Mothers a few years ago

given your username you would have been my first suspect ;-p

if you had said mother in law i would have already applied for the warrant

Corporate Self: Given the trivial nature of the crime, I'm sure the officer's "slap on the wrist" will be a mere tap.

Hell, they don't even hold the Thugs In Blue accountable for murder so why should we expect this joker to pay for the crime with anything more than a half-serious verbal reprimand?

nah, they'll hang him out to dry for this

This is Pennsylvania-- was the homeowner arrested for receiving stolen property?

This kind of thing will land you in hot water.

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I've been waiting years for a use for this song. The time has come.

basemetal: Dirty cop!

Dirty Cop?
I use TIDE.
/and some cinder blocks.
/and chain.

Rankin Police have refused to comment on the case and reports that officer Rocco had asked for his clothes to be returned.

i was ---- gads cant really say ----- ill settle for: somewhat stunned

Wonder whose detergent he used.

GreenAdder: I don't know what he helped to gain by all of this, but if you or I attempted this the tide would turn differently. There would be a bounty on our heads. Everyone would cheer as we were put in with a cellmate who likes to snuggle. They'd really give us the biz. But in this era, he'll probably just get a slap on the wrist and that's all.

My head is going to explode from all of the puns but that was fab.

macadamnut: Buffet: ....officer Rocco had asked for his clothes to be returned.

- Yeah, come and get 'em pal. I'll be waitin' for ya!

Next week: Man tied up, beaten and tazed by masked intruder after refusing to return police officer's clothes.

Thanks for making me laugh. I really did "LOL"!

To be honest, my doors are never locked. My house is open to my family, friends and neighbors although none of them would ever come in if I weren't home except in a dire situation. That being said, it would be weird to find someone else stuff in my washer or dryer but i would never press charges or even call the cops if I knew who it was. I would simply ask them why they didn't use the laundromat down the street and to call me next time.

Haha, I`ve been waiting for this link to go green.
I knew Rocco, doesnt surprise me one bit..and this makes me giggle like a sadistic japanese schoolgirl.

He used to work in another city, and too many of his comrades were dirty as well.

His 2 force-mates got caught for a home-invasion a year or so ago.
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He could have just asked -- or gone to a laundromat, for that matter.

Kinda makes you think there's something wrong with this guy.

MrEricSir: He could have just asked -- or gone to a laundromat, for that matter.

Kinda makes you think there's something wrong with this guy.


This! so much this. I wonder if the guy was actually living there instead.

He should get the training he needs to be a more productive officer. Next time he will bust in, stating he is chasing a suspect and wash his clothes claiming the perp could be in the machine or have a warrant for drugs hidden in laundry machines. Either way he would have a report on his record of doing a good job while having clean clothes.