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(Sioux City Journal)   The candidate, from a Dakota state who vowed to advocate, claims no time to allocate, can't seem to delegate, won't abdicate, so the opposition will nominate someone they hope can legislate   (siouxcityjournal.com) divider line 35
    More: Misc, Kristi Noem, opposition, Natural Resources Committee, South Dakota, delegates, radio ads  
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2012-05-26 10:52:25 PM
I think I'll masturbate...
 
2012-05-26 11:31:55 PM

redoctober65: I think I'll masturbate...


Go find a mate
it's not too late
 
2012-05-26 11:43:55 PM
Great, now I have that old INXS song stuck in my head.
 
2012-05-26 11:53:54 PM
videos.antville.org
 
2012-05-27 12:24:29 AM

Endrick: redoctober65: I think I'll masturbate...

Go find a mate
it's not too late


But first take them
on a date
 
2012-05-27 12:43:14 AM

low_dazzle: Endrick: redoctober65: I think I'll masturbate...

Go find a mate
it's not too late

But first take them
on a date


why wait?
find a girl that will fellate!
 
2012-05-27 01:31:35 AM
Did anyone else read that in Oswald Bates' voice?

r1.sgsr.us
 
2012-05-27 01:48:16 AM
That headline makes my head hurt.
 
2012-05-27 02:53:03 AM

redoctober65: I think I'll masturbate...


I jerked off twelve times in one day just to see if I could.
 
2012-05-27 02:57:47 AM

Satanic_Hamster: I jerked off twelve times in one day just to see if I could.


www.iconsoffright.com
 
2012-05-27 03:01:22 AM
Worst Gilbert and Sullivan opera ever.
 
2012-05-27 03:04:34 AM
Smaller government hero.
 
2012-05-27 03:11:32 AM
Yawn. It's been a long time since I've seen such a boring article in the politics tab.
 
2012-05-27 03:14:58 AM
Considering she's a Republican, it's good that she's not showing up at farm meetings threatening to salt the earth.
 
2012-05-27 03:17:45 AM
Noem countered that she serves on three committees and nine subcommittees and that the meetings sometimes overlap.

Well la di da. If you can't actually show up for the committee meetings, it's time to cut back on the number of committees on which you "serve".
 
2012-05-27 03:48:11 AM
It's almost like her job isn't being the agricultural ambassador from South Dakota.
 
2012-05-27 03:48:22 AM

Endrick: low_dazzle: Endrick: redoctober65: I think I'll masturbate...

Go find a mate
it's not too late

But first take them
on a date

why wait?
find a girl that will fellate!


Be prepared to reciprocate.
 
2012-05-27 03:48:32 AM

Relatively Obscure: [videos.antville.org image 500x379]



i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-27 03:59:05 AM
Bravo, subby, bravo.
 
2012-05-27 05:22:43 AM
Clyde Frazier approves.
 
2012-05-27 05:40:58 AM
www.gunaxin.com
 
2012-05-27 06:22:13 AM
Well, subby....

...haters gonna hate!
 
2012-05-27 07:10:27 AM
My clever rhyme headline submissions never get the green. I'm sure it has nothing to do with my lack of total fark status...
 
2012-05-27 07:34:50 AM
I read that in Morgan Freemans' voice.

/trippy
 
2012-05-27 08:05:28 AM
You guys are slipping. She's a babe.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-27 08:41:28 AM
www.radioplanet.tv
 
2012-05-27 09:10:47 AM

Relatively Obscure: [videos.antville.org image 500x379]


That picture left me all choked up.

/too soon?
 
2012-05-27 09:48:11 AM
She's also an idiot. One of her comments upon taking office was "Teehee, Congress is just like taking a Government class, teehee". Yes, she giggled when she said it. Real funny.

She also accused her opponent in 2010 of the exact same thing.

She HAS listened to somebody in the state though.. she has not joined or has anything to do with the Tea Tard contingent.
 
2012-05-27 10:02:38 AM

Ivo Shandor: Satanic_Hamster: I jerked off twelve times in one day just to see if I could.

[www.iconsoffright.com image 325x183]


images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-27 10:59:28 AM
i.imgur.com

Rev. Jesse Jackson was kind enough to narratiate that headline to me.
 
2012-05-27 11:30:33 AM
She can't be in two places at the same time. Her opponents have nothing.

Nothing except an awesome video. Surprised this hasn't been posted on Fark
Link
You tube video
 
2012-05-27 01:10:18 PM

LargeCanine: She can't be in two places at the same time. Her opponents have nothing.

Nothing except an awesome video. Surprised this hasn't been posted on Fark
Link
You tube video


That was an awesome video!.
 
2012-05-27 01:17:45 PM

LargeCanine: She can't be in two places at the same time. Her opponents have nothing.

Nothing except an awesome video. Surprised this hasn't been posted on Fark
Link
You tube video


I had low expectations going into that video, but damn, I wanna vote for this guy.

Interesting video, one 5 minute moving shot with lots of props and sound effects. I wonder how many takes that took.
 
2012-05-29 03:06:04 PM
Pfft, I'll bad glad if she's if the Republicans here in SoDak select someone else. Pretty sure she ran on the Tea Party line; also she has a driving record as bad as our previous Republican Representative (Bill Janklow) who killed a motorcylist while speeding on the road, claiming diabetic issues were the cause of the accident. Incidentally, because he was on 'government business', the state had to foot the legal bills and reparations to the deceased's family.

I'd give up on our Republicans in legislature except Sen. John Thune is a nice guy and isn't crazy like this lady.
 
2012-05-29 03:13:58 PM

Alphax: LargeCanine: She can't be in two places at the same time. Her opponents have nothing.

Nothing except an awesome video. Surprised this hasn't been posted on Fark
Link
You tube video

I had low expectations going into that video, but damn, I wanna vote for this guy.

Interesting video, one 5 minute moving shot with lots of props and sound effects. I wonder how many takes that took.


The best part is the Wall Drug sign right at the end.
 
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