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		Only in Miami: Police shoot, kill naked man who was EATING A MAN'S FACE (miamiherald.com)		252
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djZorbof		2012-05-26 10:00:02 PM

Who hasn't looked at another human being at least once and thought "free meal"?

Frederick		2012-05-26 10:00:38 PM

I swear in this total police state of America, people cant do anything anymore without it being illegal.

When eating another man's face is illegal; only outlaws will be eating faces.

Coelacanth		2012-05-26 10:01:22 PM

I hope this incident doesn't trigger some new kind of culture-bound psychosis.

Tsar_Bomba1		2012-05-26 10:01:30 PM

Mantour: [img.metro.co.uk image 450x300]

/At least I kept my clothes on..

If that's the Canadian bud dude... that was one f'd up story.

jmr61		2012-05-26 10:02:00 PM

SumoJeb: Heh, quite timely since Canada just released that guy who decapitated and ate a guy on a Greyhound bus.

They did not? Really?

Please tell me that's not true.

9beers		2012-05-26 10:02:23 PM

Were Skittles found at the scene?

DavidVincent		2012-05-26 10:02:42 PM

That's no way to go through life son.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-05-26 10:03:28 PM

LordOfThePings: Gorram reavers.

gbatemp.net

rudemix		2012-05-26 10:03:34 PM

Quisling.

i_dig_chicks		2012-05-26 10:03:41 PM

Altarr Williams. One of the best detectives on the first 48.

hogans		2012-05-26 10:05:29 PM

Face-eating, Jack? Is that some kind of a delicacy?

DavidVincent		2012-05-26 10:06:01 PM

"The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours."

A naked, dead cannibal won't even be news by Sunday night.

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh		2012-05-26 10:06:48 PM

RIP

Peepeye		2012-05-26 10:08:03 PM

Not a good story to read before going to cook dinner. Blech. Poor victim...

DavidVincent		2012-05-26 10:08:09 PM

A Non Amos		2012-05-26 10:08:09 PM

I shall have my revenge.

The_Original_Roxtar		2012-05-26 10:08:28 PM

caaaaaaaarrrl

malaktaus		2012-05-26 10:08:58 PM

PvtHike: Yep. The ZOMPOC has begun.

/grabs shotgun

PvtHike: Yep. The ZOMPOC has begun.

/grabs shotgun

Figures it would start in Florida.

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-26 10:09:26 PM

djZorbof: Who hasn't looked at another human being at least once and thought "free meal"?

Are they skinny, fat, or well-marbled?

Salt Lick Steady		2012-05-26 10:12:12 PM

lordargent		2012-05-26 10:15:08 PM

I came here to say "PCP"

/my friends and I used to watch cops and try to guess what drug the crazy perps were on. PCP was too easy to guess because it made people do things that were ridiculously outside of the normal range of human behavior.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-05-26 10:16:05 PM

jmr61: SumoJeb: Heh, quite timely since Canada just released that guy who decapitated and ate a guy on a Greyhound bus.

They did not? Really?

Please tell me that's not true.

"The Criminal Code review board said Vince Li's treatment team may grant him short escorted trips into the central Canadian city of Selkirk, Manitoba. The review board said the passes will start at 30 minutes and increase incrementally to a maximum of full days."

Sgt Oddball		2012-05-26 10:16:38 PM

Bathia_Mapes: PCP? Zombie? Zombie on PCP?

Nah... Just Dexter's next victim.

Nick Nostril		2012-05-26 10:17:12 PM

R.I.P. Face Eater

DavidVincent		2012-05-26 10:17:26 PM

"The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing."

I bet they are stupid enough to not lock up the morgue tonight, too.

Mayor Bee		2012-05-26 10:19:23 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Bathia_Mapes: Ennuipoet: Bathia_Mapes: PCP? Zombie? Zombie on PCP?

Mike Tyson?

Or the "daddy ate my eyes" guy.

*shudder*

Gawd, I wish I hadn't Googled that phrase!

Yeah, Mike Tyson is awful, isn't he?

stealthd		2012-05-26 10:19:41 PM

SumoJeb: Heh, quite timely since Canada just released that guy who decapitated and ate a guy on a Greyhound bus.

No they didn't. Shut up.

Good allusion, poorly executed.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-05-26 10:20:18 PM

lordargent: I came here to say "PCP"

/my friends and I used to watch cops and try to guess what drug the crazy perps were on. PCP was too easy to guess because it made people do things that were ridiculously outside of the normal range of human behavior.

I used to (and still do) play the crack or whore game.

Lipspinach		2012-05-26 10:21:16 PM

jmr61: SumoJeb: Heh, quite timely since Canada just released that guy who decapitated and ate a guy on a Greyhound bus.

They did not? Really?

Please tell me that's not true.

Supervised trips into town is what I heard.
He's a schizophrenic & they have it "under control" with meds.

traylor		2012-05-26 10:22:12 PM

R.I.P. Lecter M.D.

Dr.Zom		2012-05-26 10:22:20 PM

I'm going with bath salts.

Coelacanth: I hope this incident doesn't trigger some new kind of culture-bound psychosis.

Do you speak of the Wendigo or are you assuming a new trend where people turn into zombies because they see so much zombie media? That would be....interesting.

I think Loren Coleman mentioned Wendigo around the time of the Manitoba Denoggenizer.

ole prophet		2012-05-26 10:23:06 PM

PCP is a helluva drug.

kisseswookies		2012-05-26 10:23:20 PM

Winter is coming to Florida.

Jive.Tastic.		2012-05-26 10:23:55 PM

regrettable choice for a last meal request....

Poundit Hardus		2012-05-26 10:24:48 PM

eggrolls		2012-05-26 10:25:44 PM

Nom?

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-05-26 10:27:07 PM

I don't think all Mad cow diseased meat should be tossed. It's perfectly good for steaks for a soon-to-be-executed prisoners last meal. Hell, his entire last month's food could come from one diseased cow.

Salt Lick Steady		2012-05-26 10:27:49 PM

common sense is an oxymoron		2012-05-26 10:29:17 PM

hogans: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Face-eating, Jack? Is that some kind of a delicacy?

Came for the Cocoon reference, leaving satisfied.

terrymarotta.files.wordpress.com

/if this is foreplay, i'm a dead man
//oblig

Sgt Oddball		2012-05-26 10:30:34 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Ennuipoet: Bathia_Mapes: PCP? Zombie? Zombie on PCP?

Mike Tyson?

Or the "daddy ate my eyes" guy.

*shudder*

img338.imageshack.us

Just one of the thousands of reasons you've been favorited.

DavidVincent		2012-05-26 10:31:15 PM

ole prophet: PCP is a helluva drug.

www.edgewaterisle.com

Brainsick		2012-05-26 10:33:24 PM

Was it cooked? Because raw face would just be gross.
30.media.tumblr.com

MeanJean		2012-05-26 10:33:33 PM

SumoJeb

Heh, quite timely since Canada just released that guy who decapitated and ate a guy on a Greyhound bus.

Wait, WHAT?!

(googles)

All its says is that he's allowed to visit town with an escort and that he's heavily medicated and quite repentant. That's a far cry from released...

redsquid		2012-05-26 10:34:52 PM

'Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival'
The victim was obviously chinese. Lawsuit in 3..2..1..

The caption on the pics said they were both naked. Please be a followup. I really need to know the back story.

Salt Lick Steady		2012-05-26 10:36:33 PM

ole prophet: PCP is a helluva drug.

How to mow your yard on PCP (NSFW)

ironrat		2012-05-26 10:36:35 PM

This is another one of those crimes that would just go away if we legalized healthful, nutritious drugs.

theflatline		2012-05-26 10:38:33 PM

Every time I meet a loon in Florida they are from Ohio or Jersey.

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-26 10:39:07 PM

ironrat: This is another one of those crimes that would just go away if we legalized healthful, nutritious drugs.

I'm not sure I'm ready to legalize healthful, nutritious faces, however.

Brainsick		2012-05-26 10:40:22 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: [www.projecttrackrat.com image 640x512]

caaaaaaaarrrl

Brainsick: Was it cooked? Because raw face would just be gross.
[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x291]

Dammit (shakes tiny fist)

/should've scanned the thread first
//Laziness...? On My FARK?