Yep. The ZOMPOC has begun.

/grabs shotgun

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police's Homicide Unit, said a man doesn't have to be armed to be dangerous.

"There are other ways to injure people,'' Williams said. "Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.''

.... or their teeth.

The creepiness of this story is really gnawing at me.

Ya' know, if two-face down there in Florida suddenly develops a craving for human flesh, we might have an actual problem.

Damn

He was looking for his inner chimpanzee

HotWingAgenda: Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police's Homicide Unit, said a man doesn't have to be armed to be dangerous.

"There are other ways to injure people,'' Williams said. "Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.''

.... or their teeth.

Or is a robot.

As if naked people don't have enough prejudice against them, this guy is going to ruin it for us all!

How farked up on whatever do you have to be to keep eating face after you've been shot?

This won't be a cop bashing thread. I would have done the same.

Of course it would be here.
I love this state

Gorram reavers.

I'm more grossed out by the fact that you can buy a copy of the photo of the guy laying dead on the side of the road. I mean, I understand that print media is dying, but jeez.

"The body was blurred in the Adobe Photoshop photograph-scanning program".

This is what I would expect from someone that still works at a newspaper.

Heh, quite timely since Canada just released that guy who decapitated and ate a guy on a Greyhound bus.

FTA:
"One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life...his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp...
The bloodshed began about 2 p.m...."

And THIS is why we have a Florida tag. Suck it, all you Arizona tag wannabes.
No matter how 'crazy' you think your state can get, Florida is always willing to take it up a notch or five.

If it turns out it was only a head shot that finally took him down, I'm prepping my zombie kit and sharpening my sword.

Huh.

I totally expected it to be a white guy.

Ennuipoet: Mike Tyson?

Oh all the faces Mike Tyson fark up in his career, the one he farked the most was his own.

I sincerely thank Bacontastesgood for his contribution of the perfect image from an earlier thread:

I'll bet this sort of thing doesn't happen in Harmony, NC this weekend.

AverageAmericanGuy: Huh.

I totally expected it to be a white guy.

Was it a white caucasion or white hispanic?

Uchiha_Cycliste: At least the zombie wasn't masticating... then it would be a sex-offender.

For a Florida jury? I don't doubt it.

That dude watched the Walking Dead one too many times.

Oh shiat, is Big Lurch from Cosmic Slop Shop out on bail already?

/At least I kept my clothes on..

Too bad he didn't escape - Dexter needs avillian to chase next season.

Sounds like the two men had a real... *sunglasses* face-off.

This thread is making me hungry.

Obergruppenfarker: I'll bet this sort of thing doesn't happen in Harmony, NC this weekend.

Meanwhile, in Eaton, IN...

LeroyBourne: This won't be a cop bashing thread. I would have done the same.

No me. I would have shot ,destroyed the head, and burn the body in case the guy was patient zero in the Zombie outbreak. I would rather admit that he wasn't a zombie and get demoted then risk that.

Old Man Winter: Doing a GIS of "i will chew your face off" fetches a surprising amount of camel pics.

And a pair of women's western boots roller skates.

That's why I wear this with pride.



These colors don't run (cold water only) and we've got the sense not to cut off our dicks and eat them in America.

angel dust is awesome