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2012-05-27 01:03:10 AM  

Rafe: You're 100% wrong about Up In the Air. Clooney and Vera Farmiga hook up in a hotel room shortly after meeting. It's basically a series of quick cuts between different positions, but it's actually kinda hot. No nudity, but there is enough Farmiga sideboob that I pretty much immediately did a GIS for her (partly because I couldn't place where I'd seen her before, partly because, hey, sideboob) after seeing an advance screening.

There's also some funny post-coital conversation between the two as they recap their romp, including Farmiga telling Clooney that she was impressed with how he "burritoed" her in the sofa cushions (no joke - the quote's even on the movie's IMDB page).


Good to know. I've been meaning to catch the movie at some point.

Still, there is no "sex scene" in Casino Royale. There's a "kissing scene in bed" between Bond and Vesper, and that's about it.
 
2012-05-27 01:05:52 AM  

Flappyhead: Rachel Weisz in "Enemy at the Gattes"

Look I'd give up a testicle to wreck that little piece of British poon but that scene was nothing special.


I gotta say I disagree. The fact that they're doing it in the midst of a room full of sleeping people and have to be super quiet about it, not to mention the juxtaposition of such a life-affirming interlude with all the gritty violence and death by which they're surrounded, adds a certain intensity to the proceedings that I found pretty hot. It's actually one of my favourites.
 
2012-05-27 01:06:54 AM  
no Salma in Desperado?
 
2012-05-27 01:08:03 AM  

Doran: Rafe: You're 100% wrong about Up In the Air. Clooney and Vera Farmiga hook up in a hotel room shortly after meeting. It's basically a series of quick cuts between different positions, but it's actually kinda hot. No nudity, but there is enough Farmiga sideboob that I pretty much immediately did a GIS for her (partly because I couldn't place where I'd seen her before, partly because, hey, sideboob) after seeing an advance screening.

There's also some funny post-coital conversation between the two as they recap their romp, including Farmiga telling Clooney that she was impressed with how he "burritoed" her in the sofa cushions (no joke - the quote's even on the movie's IMDB page).

Good to know. I've been meaning to catch the movie at some point.

Still, there is no "sex scene" in Casino Royale. There's a "kissing scene in bed" between Bond and Vesper, and that's about it.


Oh definitely. No argument on Casino Royale. And I highly recommend Up In the Air. Great performances from all three leads, and excellent direction from Jason Reitman, who also wrote the screenplay.
 
2012-05-27 01:19:22 AM  
I think there's about 6 movies on that list I've seen, and about half of those, I'd rather I hadn't.
 
2012-05-27 01:34:19 AM  
List fails without Famke Janssen in Goldeneye. Grrrrrrrrr!!!

She really pushed it on the Hot / Crazy curve in that movie.
 
2012-05-27 01:39:13 AM  
Whaddya know, not a single one gay.
 
2012-05-27 01:41:08 AM  
List fails in numerous ways. The Team America sex scene is not hot. Especially the not-rated version.

Unless you're German, maybe.

As for someone who made two appearances on the list; Ellen Barkin was and still is hawt. I didn't remember, but I got ahold of a copy of The Big Easy because my wife hadn't seen it. EB hadn't done much for me the first few times I saw that movie, but seeing it now, yes please.
 
2012-05-27 01:42:00 AM  

NobleHam: Whaddya know, not a single one gay.


Several lesbian scenes, and Brokeback Mountain. Or were you referring to us Farkers?
 
2012-05-27 01:57:42 AM  

Rafe: Doran: Rafe: You're 100% wrong about Up In the Air. Clooney and Vera Farmiga hook up in a hotel room shortly after meeting. It's basically a series of quick cuts between different positions, but it's actually kinda hot. No nudity, but there is enough Farmiga sideboob that I pretty much immediately did a GIS for her (partly because I couldn't place where I'd seen her before, partly because, hey, sideboob) after seeing an advance screening.

There's also some funny post-coital conversation between the two as they recap their romp, including Farmiga telling Clooney that she was impressed with how he "burritoed" her in the sofa cushions (no joke - the quote's even on the movie's IMDB page).

Good to know. I've been meaning to catch the movie at some point.

Still, there is no "sex scene" in Casino Royale. There's a "kissing scene in bed" between Bond and Vesper, and that's about it.

Oh definitely. No argument on Casino Royale. And I highly recommend Up In the Air. Great performances from all three leads, and excellent direction from Jason Reitman, who also wrote the screenplay.


I think they might be alluding to the torture scene in Casino Royale. When the villian is hitting Bond in the nuts with a knotted rope. The conversation and background noise is supposed to imply that Vesper is being raped in the next room, and that it will stop if Bond gives up the money.

*SPOILER*
Of course, we later find out it was just a set up.
*/SPOILER*

And don't forget, Up in the Air had that great post-coital shot of Vera Farmiga's stunt double walking into the room, with the camera focused on her spetacular ass.
 
Skr
2012-05-27 02:18:14 AM  
No "I Saw the Devil"? but I was sure that would be a classic.
 
2012-05-27 02:20:26 AM  

zarberg: The lesbian sex scene in "Better Than Chocolate" really needs to make that list. Two cute naked young ladies rolling around on each other, some paint, and some canvas.


Holy shiat! I worked on that film! Didn't think anyone had seen it... Just about my first job out of film school involved watching all the raw footage shot for that scene - and they shot much, much more than ended up in the finished cut. It was teh awes0me as they say...

Pointless trivia: The original title was Better Than Sex but they found out there was already a film called that, so the working title for most of the shoot was Maggie and Lila.
 
2012-05-27 02:25:53 AM  

Trocadero: [rss.warnerbros.com image 350x350]
And one of the worst...

I thought I was watching a dark, grim superhero movie... not a Cinemax soft-porn flick.
 
2012-05-27 02:42:55 AM  

ongbok: What no Ken Park or Short Bus? Short Bus had sex scenes for all types of taste.


Holy fark, Short Bus. I don't even know what to say about that movie.
 
2012-05-27 02:52:04 AM  

Alphax: NobleHam: Whaddya know, not a single one gay.

Several lesbian scenes, and Brokeback Mountain. Or were you referring to us Farkers?


Ahh, I guess I didn't notice Brokeback Mountain. Complaint revoked, although the sex scenes in that movie weren't very "hot," and one's still a little sad. I guess I can't expect the straight guy writing the article to evaluate gay sex hotness though.
 
2012-05-27 03:11:09 AM  

NobleHam: Alphax: NobleHam: Whaddya know, not a single one gay.

Several lesbian scenes, and Brokeback Mountain. Or were you referring to us Farkers?

Ahh, I guess I didn't notice Brokeback Mountain. Complaint revoked, although the sex scenes in that movie weren't very "hot," and one's still a little sad. I guess I can't expect the straight guy writing the article to evaluate gay sex hotness though.


Most of them are described as bad sex anyway.. so one wonders why they made the list.
 
2012-05-27 03:26:03 AM  
A suggestion for a future list, 'The Further Adventures of Tennesee Buck'. Bad movie, but it had 80's Playboy Playmate Kathy Shower. Her and her dimwitted movie husband get captured by a cannibal tribe while on safari in Africa. After her husband is killed and eaten, Kathy's character is stripped naked and oiled by the women of the tribe, to get her ready for the chief. The chief then takes her from behind, a hand on her head to keep it in the dirt.
 
2012-05-27 03:42:22 AM  

alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.


I knew this comment would be here.
 
2012-05-27 04:35:35 AM  

Alphax: A suggestion for a future list, 'The Further Adventures of Tennesee Buck'. Bad movie, but it had 80's Playboy Playmate Kathy Shower. Her and her dimwitted movie husband get captured by a cannibal tribe while on safari in Africa. After her husband is killed and eaten, Kathy's character is stripped naked and oiled by the women of the tribe, to get her ready for the chief. The chief then takes her from behind, a hand on her head to keep it in the dirt.


Ah. Mr. Nice Guy style

/love me some Mr. Bungle.
 
2012-05-27 05:34:50 AM  
assets0.ordienetworks.com

Missed one

/directors cut
 
2012-05-27 06:14:39 AM  
Since the slideshow seemed to want to include bad ones too, what about the huge montage of "failed sex" in Trainspotting? All in one sequence we get a "too drunk to get it up" (Spud), an "oh shiat the video store has our homemade porn tape" (Tommy), a "she's a man, baby" (Begbie), and finally, the one successful lay turns into "she's underage and you just did her in her parents' house." (Renton)
 
2012-05-27 06:59:52 AM  

Flappyhead: Rachel Weisz in "Enemy at the Gattes"

Look I'd give up a testicle to wreck that little piece of British poon but that scene was nothing special.


South African, not British, IIRC.
 
2012-05-27 07:21:29 AM  
Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland in "Don't Look Now."
 
2012-05-27 07:25:20 AM  

psychicdeath99: Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland in "Don't Look Now."


Missed it on the list at 61. Should be way higher.
 
2012-05-27 08:04:11 AM  
I can'r believe nobody has mentioned Desert Hearts yet.
 
2012-05-27 08:25:30 AM  
List fails without Phillip Seymour Hoffman in "Happiness".
 
2012-05-27 09:18:05 AM  

docmattic: Flappyhead: Rachel Weisz in "Enemy at the Gattes"

Look I'd give up a testicle to wreck that little piece of British poon but that scene was nothing special.

South African, not British, IIRC.


You recall incorrectly
 
2012-05-27 09:25:29 AM  

katerbug72: ongbok: What no Ken Park or Short Bus? Short Bus had sex scenes for all types of taste.

Holy fark, Short Bus. I don't even know what to say about that movie.


How can you include a movie like "Ken Park" that you can't rent or buy anywhere? Well, you can buy it from secondary sellers on Amazon, but you can't rent it. And I really want to see it, I read Tiffany Limos is good in that film.
 
2012-05-27 09:36:42 AM  

unlikely: List fails without The Tall Guy.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-05-27 10:04:08 AM  
Just making sure Sex and Lucia made the list. Hotter than Backdoor Sluts 9
 
2012-05-27 10:10:49 AM  
What? No cooch-flapping Elizabeth Berkley? Totally NSFW
 
2012-05-27 10:18:42 AM  

Endive Wombat: What? No cooch-flapping Elizabeth Berkley? Totally NSFW


That is some floppy vagina action there.
 
2012-05-27 10:23:55 AM  
The kiss between Keith and Watts in Some Kind of Wonderful always gets me hot. It's not sex, there's no nudity, but it's just a really hot kiss.

/I like kissing.
 
2012-05-27 10:32:15 AM  
Unless someone already mentioned it upthread and I missed it:

No Unfaithful?
 
2012-05-27 10:38:26 AM  

GypsyJoker: Needed "The Name of the Rose."


Ooh! Yez.
 
2012-05-27 10:47:36 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: 1. French 2011 erotic drama "Desire" starring Deborah Revy
2. Paz Vega in "Sex and Lucia"
3. Nathalie Baye in "An Affair of Love"
4. Maria Bello in "A History of Violence"
5. Kim Basinger in "Nine 1/2 Weeks"
6. Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon in "Bound"
7. Jeanne Tripplehorn in "Basic Instinct"
8. Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal in "Brokeback Mountain"
9. Eva Green in "The Dreamers"
10. Everyone in "Y Tu Mama Tambien"
11. Maria Schneider in "Last Tango in Paris"
12. Jenny Agutter in "An American Werewolf in London"
13. Elizabeth Berkley in "Showgirls"
14. Isabelle Huppert in "Ma Mere"
15. Rachel Weisz in "Enemy at the Gattes"
16. Aitana Sanchez Gijon in "Mouth to Mouth"
17. "The Piano Teacher"
18. Victoria Abril in "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down"
19. Juliette Binoche in "Damage"
20. Charlotte Rampling in "Angel Heart"
21. Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"
22. Keira Knightley in "Atonement"
23. Ellen Barkin in "Sea of Love"
24. "Velvet Goldmine"
25. Catherine Deneuve & Susan Sarandon in "The Hunger"
26. Beatrice Dalle in "Betty Blue"
27. Greta Gerwig in "Greenberg"
28. Maria Bello in "The Cooler"
29. Maggie Gyllenhaal in "Secretary"
30. Deborah Kerr in "From Here to Eternity"
31. Sophie Marceau in "My Nights Are More Beautiful Than Your Days"
32. "Erotique"
33. "Antares"
34. Michael Fasspenis in "Shame"
35. Tanya Roberts in "Fingers"
36. "Friday Night"
37. Carrie Ng & Madoka Sugawawa in "Naked Killer"
38. "Henry and June"
39. Juliette Binoche in "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"
40. Karina Lombard in "Wide Sargasso Sea"
41. Linda Florentino in "The Last Seduction"
42. "Lust, Caution"
43. Madonna in "Dangerous Game"
44. "Map of the Human Heart"
45. Meg Tilley in "Masquerade"
46. Joanna Pacula in "Gorky Park"
47. Mimi Rogers in "Bulletproof Heart"
48. Halle Berry in "Monster's Ball"
49. Naomi Watts & Laura Harring in "Mulholland Drive"
50. Chingmy Yau in "Naked Killer"
51. Denise Richards & Neve Campbell in "Wild Things"
52. Eva Green in "Casino Royale"
53. Jennifer Lopez in "Out ...


Thanks for saving us from slideshow hell.

Ctrl+F for 'Jason's Lyric'..... what do they mean, not found?
 
2012-05-27 10:55:35 AM  

alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.


LeroyBourne: alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.

Hell, might as well ad Bad LT when the nun is getting raped raped.



Spatula Porn: [www.hotnewsengine.com image 300x250]

Butter rape with an old Marlon Brando is hot? Interesting....



Y'all need help. Might as well add Sam Neil and that chick getting 'unnatural' in 'Omen III: The Final Conflict"
 
2012-05-27 10:57:00 AM  
Christopher Lambert and Diane Lane in "Priceless Beauty" (1988)

I believe they were married at the time of this movie

Link
 
2012-05-27 10:57:49 AM  
towleroad.typepad.com
 
2012-05-27 11:02:03 AM  

Trocadero: [rss.warnerbros.com image 350x350]
And one of the worst...


James Bond and May Day: A View to a Kill

and I love Grace Jones, she is a goddess, a diva, and my inspiration; but that scene just did not work.

Grace Jones would have worked better with Schwarztenegger or Chamberlain in Conan the Destroyer. Arnold and Wilt are Men's Men with some brawn to him who look believeable bedding a woman like Grace. Those would have been powerful and sexy sex scenes.

Roger Moore? No. Just.. no. Dude's a white collar deskbound wimp next to her, he's like a fairy princess next to her. I mean, not unless she was inviting him to bed, and he was like 'ok mistress'. But that's not what happened.

/Conan and the witch in Conan the Barbarian deserves sexy points, actually
//even though she turned into a demon
///it was sexy up until that point
 
2012-05-27 11:04:29 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Spanky McStupid: MIA - Carré Otis in Wild Orchid

[i2.listal.com image 500x661]

That damned movie still makes me want a cigarette afterwards.

[i172.photobucket.com image 400x323]


It's all good until you find out he was beating the fk out of her during their time together. Mickey Rourke needed his ass beat for that, and he got it, too. Lost everything. He was truly one of the most beautiful men in the world, but he couldn't keep his hands off the ladies. So he lost it, and he lost his roles.

I hope he's found peace and is no longer beating down ladies.
 
2012-05-27 11:06:40 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Also, no "head' scene from "Re-Animator?"
 
2012-05-27 11:28:07 AM  

skinink: katerbug72: ongbok: What no Ken Park or Short Bus? Short Bus had sex scenes for all types of taste.

Holy fark, Short Bus. I don't even know what to say about that movie.

How can you include a movie like "Ken Park" that you can't rent or buy anywhere? Well, you can buy it from secondary sellers on Amazon, but you can't rent it. And I really want to see it, I read Tiffany Limos is good in that film.


The Torrents are your friend.
 
2012-05-27 11:34:56 AM  
List fails miserably on multiple levels.

But mostly without Lost and Delirious.

Piper Perabo and Jessica Pare'. Yum.
 
2012-05-27 11:48:50 AM  

Gunderson: beer4breakfast: No Anal Intruders VII?! Robbed I say!Do I have to watch Anal Intruders 1-6 to catch up on the plot elements, or can I just jump into 7 after reading the highlights from wikipedia?


To be honest it doesn't matter much. They took out so much from the original books in the first six that you might as well just go with the synopsis. So much of the characters' backstories and motivations are at best only hinted at and if you only have the films you won't understand the full significance of either the symbolism or the significance in some of the most important scenes. The worst offender is definitely Anal Intruders IV, which completely glosses over incidents that seem minor at the time but turn out to be the seeds planted for the entire backbone of Anal Intruders VI.
 
2012-05-27 12:10:48 PM  
No Dana Delaney in that crap movie with Rosie O'Donnell?

Because THAT is the very definition of having a sex scene to help you forget that a movie is crap.

/Dana Delaney...yum
 
2012-05-27 12:14:12 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Grace Jones would have worked better with Schwarztenegger or Chamberlain in Conan the Destroyer. Arnold and Wilt are Men's Men with some brawn to him who look believeable bedding a woman like Grace. Those would have been powerful and sexy sex scenes.


I have always wanted that era Grace Jones (yes, I know what she looks like now, and it's unfortunate) to couple up with Jason Statham and do a freaky-weird sex scene. It's brilliant!

/Okay, in my head it's brilliant
//I do love some Grace Jones though
 
2012-05-27 12:18:10 PM  
Room in Rome. That is all.
 
2012-05-27 12:35:13 PM  
List fails without Naked Gun, Hot Shots and Fatal Instinct.
 
2012-05-27 01:03:10 PM  
I can't believe that Black Swan isn't on the list and that it hasn't been mentioned yet. Natalie and Mila weeding a garden together would be hot.
 
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