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2012-05-26 04:26:15 PM  
1. French 2011 erotic drama "Desire" starring Deborah Revy
2. Paz Vega in "Sex and Lucia"
3. Nathalie Baye in "An Affair of Love"
4. Maria Bello in "A History of Violence"
5. Kim Basinger in "Nine 1/2 Weeks"
6. Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon in "Bound"
7. Jeanne Tripplehorn in "Basic Instinct"
8. Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal in "Brokeback Mountain"
9. Eva Green in "The Dreamers"
10. Everyone in "Y Tu Mama Tambien"
11. Maria Schneider in "Last Tango in Paris"
12. Jenny Agutter in "An American Werewolf in London"
13. Elizabeth Berkley in "Showgirls"
14. Isabelle Huppert in "Ma Mere"
15. Rachel Weisz in "Enemy at the Gattes"
16. Aitana Sanchez Gijon in "Mouth to Mouth"
17. "The Piano Teacher"
18. Victoria Abril in "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down"
19. Juliette Binoche in "Damage"
20. Charlotte Rampling in "Angel Heart"
21. Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"
22. Keira Knightley in "Atonement"
23. Ellen Barkin in "Sea of Love"
24. "Velvet Goldmine"
25. Catherine Deneuve & Susan Sarandon in "The Hunger"
26. Beatrice Dalle in "Betty Blue"
27. Greta Gerwig in "Greenberg"
28. Maria Bello in "The Cooler"
29. Maggie Gyllenhaal in "Secretary"
30. Deborah Kerr in "From Here to Eternity"
31. Sophie Marceau in "My Nights Are More Beautiful Than Your Days"
32. "Erotique"
33. "Antares"
34. Michael Fasspenis in "Shame"
35. Tanya Roberts in "Fingers"
36. "Friday Night"
37. Carrie Ng & Madoka Sugawawa in "Naked Killer"
38. "Henry and June"
39. Juliette Binoche in "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"
40. Karina Lombard in "Wide Sargasso Sea"
41. Linda Florentino in "The Last Seduction"
42. "Lust, Caution"
43. Madonna in "Dangerous Game"
44. "Map of the Human Heart"
45. Meg Tilley in "Masquerade"
46. Joanna Pacula in "Gorky Park"
47. Mimi Rogers in "Bulletproof Heart"
48. Halle Berry in "Monster's Ball"
49. Naomi Watts & Laura Harring in "Mulholland Drive"
50. Chingmy Yau in "Naked Killer"
51. Denise Richards & Neve Campbell in "Wild Things"
52. Eva Green in "Casino Royale"
53. Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight"
54. Hedy Lamarr in "Ecstasy"
55. Vera Farmiga in "Running Scared"
56. Sophie Muller in "Revanche"
57. Andie McDowell in "Sex, Lies and Videotape"
58. Melanie Griffith in "Something Wild"
59. "Team America"
60. Ellen Barkin in "The Big Easy"
61. Julie Christie in "Don't Look Now"
62. Ingrid Boulting in "The Last Tycoon"
63. Jessica Lange in "The Postman Always Rings Twice"
64. "The Two Jakes"
65. Jane March in "The Lover"
66. "Thelma and Louise"
67. Sophie Marceau in "Firelight"
68. Diane Lane in "Unfaithful"
69. "Up in the Air"
70. Diane Lane in "Walk on the Moon"
71. The scene montage in "Wedding Crashers"
72. Tilda Swinton in "Young Adam"
73. Sean Young in "No Way Out"

shiat list is shiat.
 
2012-05-26 05:10:39 PM  
Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.
 
2012-05-26 05:37:39 PM  

skinnycatullus: Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.


That's what happens when you're not really a newspaper any longer and have instead become a lame far-left blog site that works off of free labor while the "talent" all bailed for paying jobs out of state.
 
2012-05-26 06:31:47 PM  
I really don't understand why 9.5 weeks ever makes the list. I know it tries to be sexy, but just comes off looking stupid on-screen.
 
2012-05-26 06:36:07 PM  

skinnycatullus: Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.


Damn I have to second this. This has to be the worst slide show in the history of the interwebs. Send the designer back to home room and hire a decent one.
 
2012-05-26 06:39:30 PM  
So the list isn't "hottest".. More variety, but subby must they are all hot.. The sex scene in Showgirls hot? The flapping vagina lip scene was hotter than the sex scene... Which isn't saying much.
 
2012-05-26 06:42:28 PM  
Needed "The Name of the Rose."
 
2012-05-26 06:42:36 PM  

Jack_Knopf: skinnycatullus: Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.

Damn I have to second this. This has to be the worst slide show in the history of the interwebs. Send the designer back to home room and hire a decent one.


This helps a lot:

Link

/you're welcome
 
2012-05-26 06:43:32 PM  

skinnycatullus: Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.


The slideshow is simply embedded content from SFGate. You can't blame them for that part.
 
2012-05-26 06:43:43 PM  
No Risky Business? I always heard it was rumored that they actually farked for real on the subway.
 
2012-05-26 06:43:46 PM  
List forgot Name of the Rose.

Pretty graphic shecks schene for 1986, anyhow.

i1233.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 06:43:55 PM  
Oh, and the lesbian scene between Gry Bay and Odivie in "All About Anna." That's hot. Not simulated, either.
 
2012-05-26 06:44:43 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: 52. Eva Green in "Casino Royale"
69. "Up in the Air"


This is why you don't let readers pick anything. There weren't even any sex scenes in those movies. I haven't even seen Up In The Air and I know (although TFA mentions it).

/Props to NeedlesslyCanadian for writing that list
 
2012-05-26 06:44:58 PM  

styckx: So the list isn't "hottest".. More variety, but subby must they are all hot.. The sex scene in Showgirls hot? The flapping vagina lip scene was hotter than the sex scene... Which isn't saying much.


FTA:

SHOWGIRLS -- a very good suggestion for its very BAD sex scenes, especially the hysterically funny one in the swimming pool.
 
2012-05-26 06:45:39 PM  
Y Tu Mama Tambien I like for their sex scene. They don mention Savage Nights, a French film full of insane sex. But Betty Blue stands out for me because the film opens up with a sex scene, full on nudity from the guy and girl. I'd never seen a film where they just shove the sex right in your face, unless it was a porno. And back then Béatrice Dalle was smoking hot.
 
2012-05-26 06:46:30 PM  
Herve Villachaiz & Susan Tyrell in The Forbidden Zone.

Hands down.
 
2012-05-26 06:47:15 PM  
I don't know whether or not I should be ashamed that I've only seen three of those movies...
 
2012-05-26 06:51:56 PM  

skinnycatullus: Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.


This. In any case,I tend to remember the bad or "WTF?!" sex scenes more.


Case in point: Viggo Mortenson and Maria Bello's staircase quickie in A History Of Violence qualifies as one of the latter.
 
2012-05-26 06:55:50 PM  
i13.photobucket.com

That is some hot, hot Leslie Ann Warren. The sounds and faces she makes are incredible.

/Sploosh
 
2012-05-26 06:56:05 PM  

GypsyJoker: Needed "The Name of the Rose."


Was thinking this also
 
2012-05-26 07:02:26 PM  
List fails without Irréversible.
 
2012-05-26 07:03:04 PM  
Several scenes in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover are very hot.

/There are also several that are disgusting, so watch out.
 
2012-05-26 07:03:49 PM  
i13.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 07:05:09 PM  
Only 2 things wrong with this list --

A) slideshow
and
B) SFW
 
2012-05-26 07:07:53 PM  

Apos: skinnycatullus: Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.

This. In any case,I tend to remember the bad or "WTF?!" sex scenes more.


Case in point: Viggo Mortenson and Maria Bello's staircase quickie in A History Of Violence qualifies as one of the latter.


Ooo that was a hot one.
 
2012-05-26 07:08:07 PM  

alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.


Hell, might as well ad Bad LT when the nun is getting raped raped.
 
2012-05-26 07:10:30 PM  

alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.


That's a brutal scene. Single take, too. I can't imagine being able to watch that if I was a woman.
 
2012-05-26 07:16:40 PM  
The only good sex I've seen in film is unsimulated.

I'm not talking about HCP, either - like Brown Bunny ... actual real movies where the actual real actors (not stunt uglies) actually really have sex. There's nothing more unsettling and tittilating than a film where people are just playing their parts against great cinematography, then suddenly the lead actress has her costar's cock in her mouth. No phony moaning, thrashing around in an epileptic fit, or missing the mark like those Skinemax movies where the guy looks like he's found a new hole in the middle of her back.

Then again maybe it's just the barrier-breaking (sorry) that makes it hotter.
 
2012-05-26 07:25:01 PM  

alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.


i950.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 07:27:01 PM  

IMDWalrus: Jack_Knopf: skinnycatullus: Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.

Damn I have to second this. This has to be the worst slide show in the history of the interwebs. Send the designer back to home room and hire a decent one.

This helps a lot:

Link

/you're welcome


Your link just goes to the deslide site. You could have linked to the deslided version of the slide show.
 
2012-05-26 07:27:57 PM  

alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-26 07:28:50 PM  

LeroyBourne: alowishus: List fails without Irréversible.

Hell, might as well ad Bad LT when the nun is getting raped raped.


You said raped twice....
 
2012-05-26 07:29:15 PM  

Lernaeus: The only good sex I've seen in film is unsimulated.

I'm not talking about HCP, either - like Brown Bunny ... actual real movies where the actual real actors (not stunt uglies) actually really have sex. There's nothing more unsettling and tittilating than a film where people are just playing their parts against great cinematography, then suddenly the lead actress has her costar's cock in her mouth. No phony moaning, thrashing around in an epileptic fit, or missing the mark like those Skinemax movies where the guy looks like he's found a new hole in the middle of her back.

Then again maybe it's just the barrier-breaking (sorry) that makes it hotter.


I think pron was supposed to be excluded from consideration. These are sex scenes from otherwise non-pornographic films. What you are describing (a few borderline cases aside) sounds like pron.
 
2012-05-26 07:32:50 PM  
skinnycatullus
Wow, the SeattlePI has a horrible website.


You can't even really parse their slideshows to automatically generate a list like the one
NeedlesslyCanadian provided because the images/slides aren't tagged or titled at all and the captions are more or less randomly structured , e.g. switching between starting with a movie or and actor's name, having the TITLE in caps or sometimes an ACTOR'S NAME, having the "title" in quotes, ...
 
2012-05-26 07:32:57 PM  

MrEricSir: The slideshow is simply embedded content from SFGate. You can't blame them for that part.


The slideshow seemed to be working fine. I don't mind a slideshow at all if it doesn't just advance you to another whole web page. My problem (and it could be my browser or settings or whatever) was that there seemed to be 50 things loading on the page, quite slowly, that caused it to jump around constantly. Then a full-screen popup was the last straw.

Also, the list sucked balls.
 
2012-05-26 07:33:45 PM  
Not technically a sex scene from Tom Jones, but still one of the best

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2012-05-26 07:33:49 PM  
No Chloe? What? The author doesn't like Julianne Moore dyking it with a hot blond half her age? I'm gonna go make my own list, with hookers and blackjack...

Really hot link to scene (obviously NSFW)
 
2012-05-26 07:39:25 PM  
I don't know. Teh sexy is strong in #1: http://board.hvgbook.net/?2-0-30032-210#223 (NSFW)
 
2012-05-26 07:39:28 PM  
list needs

girl on a motorcycle, Marianne Unfaithful

the virgin and the gypsy

mmmm..
 
2012-05-26 07:39:34 PM  
www.threedonia.com
 
2012-05-26 07:48:16 PM  

BumpInTheNight: No Chloe? What? The author doesn't like Julianne Moore dyking it with a hot blond half her age? I'm gonna go make my own list, with hookers and blackjack...

Really hot link to scene (obviously NSFW)


media.comicvine.com
 
2012-05-26 07:59:06 PM  
43. Madonna in "Dangerous Game"

Liberate Tutemae ex Inferis
 
2012-05-26 08:02:07 PM  
What no Ken Park or Short Bus? Short Bus had sex scenes for all types of taste.
 
2012-05-26 08:05:25 PM  

GypsyJoker: Needed "The Name of the Rose."


I came here to say this.
 
2012-05-26 08:17:07 PM  
i.imgur.com

The scene between Anne Heche and Joan Chen.



And just to get this out of the way


i.imgur.com

It's HEDLEY
 
2012-05-26 08:17:19 PM  
Rachel Weisz in "Enemy at the Gattes"

Look I'd give up a testicle to wreck that little piece of British poon but that scene was nothing special.

BumpInTheNight: No Chloe? What? The author doesn't like Julianne Moore dyking it with a hot blond half her age? I'm gonna go make my own list, with hookers and blackjack...

Really hot link to scene (obviously NSFW)


Oh hells ya THIS.
 
2012-05-26 08:21:13 PM  
What? No bloody masturbation scene from Antichrist? Fail.
 
2012-05-26 08:21:21 PM  
Out of Sight is the best sex scene I've seen, and maybe fifteen seconds of the whole thing actually involves them making bodily contact. Focusing on the buildup and then letting the viewer fill in the rest with their imagination works a lot better.
 
2012-05-26 08:39:09 PM  
death
proof
lap
dance
 
2012-05-26 08:40:52 PM  
No Anal Intruders VII?! Robbed I say!
 
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