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(Guyism)   15 celebrities who are older than you thought...Jennifer Tilly is 53?   (guyism.com) divider line 119
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2012-05-26 01:11:59 PM
GAT_00: B.L.Z. Bub: shinjitsuism: [www.motifake.com image 640x623]

FAIL

The joke, you fail at it.


Jokes are supposed to be funny
 
2012-05-26 01:25:03 PM
182: Denzel played the same American Gangster character over twenty years? The author must have mistaken him for DeNiro or Pacino.

You're kidding, right? What the author meant was that he believably played a character throughout a single movie where the period of the movie spanned over 20 years.
 
2012-05-26 01:28:22 PM
didn't list Salma Hayek. I don't care what her actual age is, but in MY mind, she's a 17 year old Catholic school girl who needs to be punished by detention in the rectory.

you know damn well what I mean.
 
2012-05-26 01:38:24 PM
qsblues: didn't list Salma Hayek. I don't care what her actual age is, but in MY mind, she's a 17 year old Catholic school girl who needs to be punished by detention in the rectory.

you know damn well what I mean.


I'm usin' that one. I'll paypal you the royalties.
 
2012-05-26 01:39:07 PM
The Flexecutioner: zerkalo: I always preferred Meg Tilly, but where has she been for the past 15 years or so?

She's been robbing the cradle with Phil Laak, a poker pro who is 39 years old. She's also the voice of Joe's wife on Family Guy.


he's asking about Meg Tilly. Jennifer Tilly does the voice work on Family Guy and is currently dating Phil Laak.
 
2012-05-26 01:39:48 PM
flucto: Apos: Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks at least 10 years younger(and twice as luscious).

I was on a plane with her recently. She looks about 48 in person and what a whiner.


Well she is a billionaire heiress. As awesome as she seems, having that much money probably has an effect on people to a degree. It would hard to be a billionaire and not be a little bit whiny with having things your way all the time I imagine. Of course, it makes me wonder why she was on a commercial flight at all.
 
2012-05-26 01:43:44 PM
TommyDeuce: She may have been born 53 years ago, but that rack doesn't look a day over 25.

The rack's possibly brand new.
 
2012-05-26 01:45:18 PM
PillsHere: flucto: Apos: Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks at least 10 years younger(and twice as luscious).

I was on a plane with her recently. She looks about 48 in person and what a whiner.

Well she is a billionaire heiress. As awesome as she seems, having that much money probably has an effect on people to a degree. It would hard to be a billionaire and not be a little bit whiny with having things your way all the time I imagine. Of course, it makes me wonder why she was on a commercial flight at all.


Probably because she isn't as whiny/snobby as you would normally expect. Hot and extremely loaded, even by rich people standards and funny and seemingly down to earth... kinda hard to top that combo
 
2012-05-26 01:47:59 PM
The Flexecutioner: zerkalo: I always preferred Meg Tilly, but where has she been for the past 15 years or so?

She's been robbing the cradle with Phil Laak, a poker pro who is 39 years old. She's also the voice of Joe's wife on Family Guy.


No, that would be Jennifer Tilly, Meg is doing Bomb Girls..great dramatic series, highly recomend it..

mindreels.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-26 01:55:23 PM
VJStinger: Meh, ill take Julianne or Sigourney over Jenny any day.

You must be joking. That or you like chicks w/small boobs and hard, worn-out faces.
 
2012-05-26 02:12:46 PM
therecksays: GAT_00: B.L.Z. Bub: shinjitsuism: [www.motifake.com image 640x623]

FAIL

The joke, you fail at it.

Jokes are supposed to be funny


www.lab1663.net
 
2012-05-26 02:14:12 PM
calbert: The Flexecutioner: zerkalo: I always preferred Meg Tilly, but where has she been for the past 15 years or so?

She's been robbing the cradle with Phil Laak, a poker pro who is 39 years old. She's also the voice of Joe's wife on Family Guy.

he's asking about Meg Tilly. Jennifer Tilly does the voice work on Family Guy and is currently dating Phil Laak.


strutin: The Flexecutioner: zerkalo: I always preferred Meg Tilly, but where has she been for the past 15 years or so?

She's been robbing the cradle with Phil Laak, a poker pro who is 39 years old. She's also the voice of Joe's wife on Family Guy.

No, that would be Jennifer Tilly, Meg is doing Bomb Girls..great dramatic series, highly recomend it..

[mindreels.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]


yeah, i got them confused all the time. jennifer was who i was thinking of. and Mel Tillis.
 
2012-05-26 02:15:57 PM
PillsHere:

Well she is a billionaire heiress. As awesome as she seems, having that much money probably has an effect on people to a degree.



images2.wikia.nocookie.net

It causes them to flout society's conventions, that's for damn sure.
 
2012-05-26 02:16:41 PM
Sarah Hyland is 37.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-26 02:23:15 PM
Wellon Dowd: Sarah Hyland is 37.

[i.imgur.com image 600x575]


Hmmm, I looked her up, expecting to find out she's underage (that pic sure looks pedobear-ish) and that that's the joke, but surprisingly she's 21.
 
2012-05-26 02:23:25 PM
I love Elaine Benes. I mean like true love - it's the real thing. And I would wreck Old Christine. But Julia Louis Dreyfuss seems like not my type. Not that cool. But I'm not basing that off of much - a little bit of Seinfeld commentary. Wait - didn't I just hear her on NPR, and she was pretty cool? OK, fine - I'd wreck her too....
 
2012-05-26 02:25:06 PM
I hated Seinfeld, and couldn't stand any of it, but Julia is looking hotter these days. I'm 41, I'd hit it. And Julianna Moore, and Tilly, and Sigorney Weaver.

Madonna, no.
 
2012-05-26 02:25:19 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: I realize that Jennifer Tilly's choice of films has been ridiculous for much of her career, and that she hasn't had any noteworthy roles for some time, but still, referring to her as "That big boobed poker playing lady" when we're talking about an Oscar nominated actress is kind of annoying.

Looks like the author started his research with Wikipedia.
 
2012-05-26 02:26:27 PM
Dee Snarl: I love Elaine Benes. I mean like true love - it's the real thing. And I would wreck Old Christine. But Julia Louis Dreyfuss seems like not my type. Not that cool. But I'm not basing that off of much - a little bit of Seinfeld commentary. Wait - didn't I just hear her on NPR, and she was pretty cool? OK, fine - I'd wreck her too....

Julia was pregnant half the time on Seinfeld, so she was rarely dressed sexy, often wearing clothes that concealed her figure. Plus, that hairstyle wasn't very flattering. You add those together and she was merely sort of hot. It's only recently that she's become smoking hot.
 
2012-05-26 02:26:44 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: Wellon Dowd: Sarah Hyland is 37.

[i.imgur.com image 600x575]

Hmmm, but surprisingly she's 21.
'
harn26in2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-26 02:43:16 PM
Tom Skerrit surprised me, but then I remember he was a grown man on shows like Gunsmoke and what not.

Didn't realize Samuel L. El Jackson was quite that old. The rest I knew about how old they were. I guess the article should have been "This celeb doesn't look that old and morons forget that people were in their 30s when they were on tv shows in the 80s".
 
2012-05-26 03:53:15 PM
"big boobed poker lady"?

I'll have you know, sir, I've been lusting after Jennifer Tilly since the lesbian scene in Bound with Gina Gershon!
 
2012-05-26 04:06:29 PM
From TFA...

"_______ is as old as your mom".

No. Sorry, Guyism writer who landed this job just out of college, not everyone on the internet is 20ish. My mother, if she were still alive, would be 78. My wife's mother is 84.

/46 if you must know.
 
2012-05-26 04:19:17 PM
Thwack: From TFA...

"_______ is as old as your mom".

No. Sorry, Guyism writer who landed this job just out of college, not everyone on the internet is 20ish. My mother, if she were still alive, would be 78. My wife's mother is 84.

/46 if you must know.


Pbbbbtpt, yeah right, as if 46-year-olds use the Internet.

/Not really
//As a late 20s guy, it seems to me that Internet communities attract way too many bong-inhaling college students and not enough people who've been in the real world.
///Not that I know that much about the real world either. I'm just saying, respect your elders, kids
 
2012-05-26 04:24:20 PM
Thwack: From TFA...

"_______ is as old as your mom".

No. Sorry, Guyism writer who landed this job just out of college, not everyone on the internet is 20ish. My mother, if she were still alive, would be 78. My wife's mother is 84.

/46 if you must know.


I'm with Thwack on this one. My Mom just turned 82; my wife's mom will be 95 in July.

/get off my lawn!
 
2012-05-26 04:50:08 PM
NEWSFLASH: Scientists discover celebrities age like normal people. More at 11.
 
2012-05-26 04:54:26 PM
CAPTAIN KIRK IS 81!? Dear god, he doesn't look like he's a day over 55!
 
2012-05-26 05:00:39 PM
Wellon Dowd: Sarah Hyland is 37.

i.imgur.com


Can someone please please please 'shop Pedobear in there?

/she looks like a Bratz doll
 
2012-05-26 05:45:55 PM
Ivo Shandor: [t3.gstatic.com image 230x219]

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-26 05:49:20 PM
qsblues
she's a 17 year old Catholic school girl who needs to be punished by detention in the rectory.

I never understood why so many guys want to do it in the rectory. Me, I like a little baptistry play and then straight to the vestibule. Then pull out and finish on the nave.

you know damn well what I mean.

That you're an apse man?

(its the little chapel behind the alter)
 
2012-05-26 06:32:10 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: Thwack: From TFA...

"_______ is as old as your mom".

No. Sorry, Guyism writer who landed this job just out of college, not everyone on the internet is 20ish. My mother, if she were still alive, would be 78. My wife's mother is 84.

/46 if you must know.

Pbbbbtpt, yeah right, as if 46-year-olds use the Internet.

/Not really
//As a late 20s guy, it seems to me that Internet communities attract way too many bong-inhaling college students and not enough people who've been in the real world.
///Not that I know that much about the real world either. I'm just saying, respect your elders, kids


Well said.

I was around 20 when the Internet really became a "thing". As a young teenager, I was on various BBSs and Q-Link in the 80s. If there's anything I find hilarious, it's young 20-something folks who believe that anyone older than 30 wouldn't understand Internet culture or be tech savvy.

College Kids: We 40-somethings were the first real Internet kids, and we have spent more time in our lives growing with the Internet than you have. We were around when the idea of an Internet meme was invented, and a great many of us were actually present at the creation of some of them before you stepped out of elementary school. Our generation was the first to actually have computers in our homes, and we didn't just stop using the Internet once we turned 30 or 40.

So when you write articles for blogs and assume that your audience can't possibly be older than 30 years of age, you're just showing what a shallow, narcissistic generation you're a part of, and you turn off potential readers who not only have been doing this sort of thing longer than you've been alive, but are probably more tied into the various nooks and crannies of the Internet than you or your social-networking-oriented generation could possibly imagine.

In short, saying stupid things like "_____ is as old as your mother" when you're talking about someone who is closer to MY age is a good way for me to think of you as a stupid f♥cking kid who doesn't deserve the journalistic opportunity that has apparently been handed to you because you know someone in the human resources department at a media company. Bite me.
 
2012-05-26 06:34:32 PM
T-Servo: B.L.Z. Bub: I realize that Jennifer Tilly's choice of films has been ridiculous for much of her career, and that she hasn't had any noteworthy roles for some time, but still, referring to her as "That big boobed poker playing lady" when we're talking about an Oscar nominated actress is kind of annoying.

Looks like the author started his research with Wikipedia.


20-somethings do research?
 
2012-05-26 07:35:07 PM
List fails without Dana Delany (56).
 
2012-05-26 07:44:18 PM
The Flexecutioner: Schwarzenegger and Stallone are in their mid-60s. These are the people I am still kind of flabbergasted are "old".

They look really old, or at least "what a 65-year old man might look like" without CGI and Photoshop.
 
2012-05-26 07:46:12 PM
The Flexecutioner: yeah, i got them confused all the time. jennifer was who i was thinking of. and Mel Tillis.

Oh yeah The Velvet Fog, he was great
 
2012-05-26 07:55:17 PM
Mary Steenburgen, 59:

img836.imageshack.us

SORCERY.
 
2012-05-26 08:02:02 PM
shinjitsuism: [www.motifake.com image 640x623]

I would go all in against her pair. Every time.
 
2012-05-26 08:13:50 PM
B.L.Z. Bub:
///Not that I know that much about the real world either. I'm just saying, respect your elders, kids


My lawn is no longer off limits to you, kid.
Just stay out of the herb garden.
 
2012-05-26 08:39:40 PM
ZeroCorpse: B.L.Z. Bub: Thwack: From TFA...

"_______ is as old as your mom".

No. Sorry, Guyism writer who landed this job just out of college, not everyone on the internet is 20ish. My mother, if she were still alive, would be 78. My wife's mother is 84.

/46 if you must know.

Pbbbbtpt, yeah right, as if 46-year-olds use the Internet.

/Not really
//As a late 20s guy, it seems to me that Internet communities attract way too many bong-inhaling college students and not enough people who've been in the real world.
///Not that I know that much about the real world either. I'm just saying, respect your elders, kids

Well said.

I was around 20 when the Internet really became a "thing". As a young teenager, I was on various BBSs and Q-Link in the 80s. If there's anything I find hilarious, it's young 20-something folks who believe that anyone older than 30 wouldn't understand Internet culture or be tech savvy.

College Kids: We 40-somethings were the first real Internet kids, and we have spent more time in our lives growing with the Internet than you have. We were around when the idea of an Internet meme was invented, and a great many of us were actually present at the creation of some of them before you stepped out of elementary school. Our generation was the first to actually have computers in our homes, and we didn't just stop using the Internet once we turned 30 or 40.

So when you write articles for blogs and assume that your audience can't possibly be older than 30 years of age, you're just showing what a shallow, narcissistic generation you're a part of, and you turn off potential readers who not only have been doing this sort of thing longer than you've been alive, but are probably more tied into the various nooks and crannies of the Internet than you or your social-networking-oriented generation could possibly imagine.

In short, saying stupid things like "_____ is as old as your mother" when you're talking about someone who is closer to MY age is a good way for me to t ...


Gaw DAMN. Your words. They kick ass.
 
2012-05-26 09:00:22 PM
jaytkay: The Flexecutioner: yeah, i got them confused all the time. jennifer was who i was thinking of. and Mel Tillis.

Oh yeah The Velvet Fog, he was great



i.ytimg.com
Not sure if serious.
 
2012-05-26 09:10:04 PM
ZeroCorpse: B.L.Z. Bub: Thwack: From TFA...

"_______ is as old as your mom".

No. Sorry, Guyism writer who landed this job just out of college, not everyone on the internet is 20ish. My mother, if she were still alive, would be 78. My wife's mother is 84.

/46 if you must know.

Pbbbbtpt, yeah right, as if 46-year-olds use the Internet.

/Not really
//As a late 20s guy, it seems to me that Internet communities attract way too many bong-inhaling college students and not enough people who've been in the real world.
///Not that I know that much about the real world either. I'm just saying, respect your elders, kids

Well said.

I was around 20 when the Internet really became a "thing". As a young teenager, I was on various BBSs and Q-Link in the 80s. If there's anything I find hilarious, it's young 20-something folks who believe that anyone older than 30 wouldn't understand Internet culture or be tech savvy.

College Kids: We 40-somethings were the first real Internet kids, and we have spent more time in our lives growing with the Internet than you have. We were around when the idea of an Internet meme was invented, and a great many of us were actually present at the creation of some of them before you stepped out of elementary school. Our generation was the first to actually have computers in our homes, and we didn't just stop using the Internet once we turned 30 or 40.

So when you write articles for blogs and assume that your audience can't possibly be older than 30 years of age, you're just showing what a shallow, narcissistic generation you're a part of, and you turn off potential readers who not only have been doing this sort of thing longer than you've been alive, but are probably more tied into the various nooks and crannies of the Internet than you or your social-networking-oriented generation could possibly imagine.

In short, saying stupid things like "_____ is as old as your mother" when you're talking about someone who is closer to MY age is a good way for me to t ...


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-05-26 09:22:44 PM
Amazing how many of us this blogger annoyed simply by writing towards people a good 5-10 years younger than us.

\mom turned 60 this year
 
2012-05-26 09:32:24 PM
Ralph Macchio is 50.

Wow, I'm not just old. I should be dead.
 
2012-05-26 09:39:15 PM
www.facesofpoker.com

Just sayin.
 
2012-05-26 09:48:56 PM
The Dreaded Rear Admiral: [www.facesofpoker.com image 300x337]

Just sayin.


She looks pretty confident for someone who's merely holding a pair.
 
2012-05-26 09:52:37 PM
Oh this is a good place:

Stevie Nicks. She turned 64 today and is still the hot young babe she was in 1973. To me.
 
2012-05-26 09:55:07 PM
I always thought Sean Patrick Flanery was younger than me. Turns out he's almost 10yrs older than I am. Can't believe he's 46. He's aging pretty damn well. Must be those Indiana Jones genes. ;)

Also Sam Jackson is black. As we all know "black don't crack" So it makes sense that the man is aging well.
 
2012-05-26 10:21:51 PM
BroVinny: The Dreaded Rear Admiral: [www.facesofpoker.com image 300x337]

Just sayin.

She looks pretty confident for someone who's merely holding a pair.


Good enough to beat my One Eyed Jack.
 
2012-05-26 10:26:55 PM
Grey Street: Mary Steenburgen, 59:

[img836.imageshack.us image 213x320]

SORCERY.


I might be alone on this, but she didn't really seem sexy to me until she got old. BTTF 3, Parenthood, pretty meh, but Step Brothers, she's looking impressive.

m.cdn.blog.hu

Not the most revealing pic, but you get the idea.

I like this trend of women staying hot into their golden years.
 
2012-05-26 10:26:58 PM
CarnySaur: I should send the writer an article titled "15 readers who are older than you thought."

Seriously. The writer is obviously some twenty-something kid who can't get over the fact that people age as the years go by.

/is the same age as a few people on that list
//isn't decrepit yet
 
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