Break out the eye bleach..........

whyRpeoplesostupid: I thought Madonna was older than that



Way older.

I thought Madonna was older, much older

Also, I'm still lusting after Jennifer Tilly, even if she's almost 20 years older then me

Meh, ill take Julianne or Sigourney over Jenny any day. They can take turns breaking my pee-pee if they'd like. I promise not to complain. Ugh... Madonna, wow...

I was kind of disappointed that Sigourney Weaver didn't have a sex scene in Avatar.

("I heard Earth girls were easy.")

Madonna was Lady Gaga's age when she first started out and that was over 25 years ago.

flucto: Apos: Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks at least 10 years younger(and twice as luscious).

I was on a plane with her recently. She looks about 48 in person and what a whiner.

She learned that on Seinfield.........

Elaine from Seinfeld is the same age as your mother.

That big boobed poker playing lady that you can't stop lusting after? Yeah, she's the same age as your mom.

I should send the writer an article titled "15 readers who are older than you thought."

Jennifer Tilly looks delicious.

I realize that Jennifer Tilly's choice of films has been ridiculous for much of her career, and that she hasn't had any noteworthy roles for some time, but still, referring to her as "That big boobed poker playing lady" when we're talking about an Oscar nominated actress is kind of annoying. Besides, her performance in "Bound" was legendarily fapworthy, so why not at least mention that?

flucto: flucto: whiner.

Damn auto-correct.

What did you mean to write?

How about Patrick Stewart? 71, and hasn't aged in 20 years.

She may have been born 53 years ago, but that rack doesn't look a day over 25.

CarnySaur: I should send the writer an article titled "15 readers who are older than you thought."

Came here to say that. And considering that the average child-bearing age is rising, apparently this site is aimed at 14-year olds.

/she just turned 71

Julia Louie-Dreyfus is the one that my wife and I agree I can leave her for and she won't cut any of my parts off.

Really, it makes me wonder if the age of cable and the internet has destroyed the ability of anyone to become a giant rock star. Most of these people started to make it big when there were only three networks and less than 20% of homes had cable, and nobody had the internet.

and remember: when a woman over 35 is called "hot" there is an implicit "for her age" tacked on there. Naked I'm sure Madonna is much less fapworthy than 75% of women 17-23

B.L.Z. Bub: I realize that Jennifer Tilly's choice of films has been ridiculous for much of her career, and that she hasn't had any noteworthy roles for some time, but still, referring to her as "That big boobed poker playing lady" when we're talking about an Oscar nominated actress is kind of annoying. Besides, her performance in "Bound" was legendarily fapworthy, so why not at least mention that?

Not to mention that she really, really sucks at poker. The fact that she luckboxed her way into a bracelet makes me cringe.

Apos: B.L.Z. Bub: flucto: flucto: whiner.

Damn auto-correct.

What did you mean to write?

I expect he meant to say winner-which she damn well is.

I would have guessed that, except he said "she looks 48 in person", trying to downplay people drooling over her. It's inconsistent in tone is what I'm saying. But that's just how I interpret it.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus keeps getting hotter. By the time she is 60 you will need to avert your eyes to save your corneas.

wait, need the oblig:
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* YMMV if you are female
*+ fanbois only
*- YMMV if you are Republican

Yep Elaine is still looking good. I wouldn't mind one of her Christmas cards.

The episode where she dances was on the other night, man, that never gets old.

tomWright: wait, need the oblig:
yes oh hell yes
no*
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yes if drunk
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yes and go back for more
no*
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yes
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yes if drunk with eyes closed
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* YMMV if you are female
*+ fanbois only
*- YMMV if you are Republican

You said "drunk with eyes closed" about Sigourney Weaver??

moothemagiccow: they keep on mentioning the fountain of youth but harrison ford et al have clearly tapped into it. a 70 year old should look like this

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//list is missing little richard, who looks fantastic at 79

Why should people look like an asshole just because they're 70?

CarnySaur: Elaine from Seinfeld is the same age as your mother.

That big boobed poker playing lady that you can't stop lusting after? Yeah, she's the same age as your mom.

I should send the writer an article titled "15 readers who are older than you thought."

16

B.L.Z. Bub: tomWright: wait, need the oblig:
yes oh hell yes
no*
no*
yes if drunk
no*+
no*
yes and go back for more
no*
no*
yes
no*
no*-
yes if drunk with eyes closed
no*
no*



* YMMV if you are female
*+ fanbois only
*- YMMV if you are Republican

You said "drunk with eyes closed" about Sigourney Weaver??

She's more of a man than most of us are. And that chin could put your eyes out.

/and those KNEES, have you seen those KNEES?!?!?!?!

I always preferred Meg Tilly, but where has she been for the past 15 years or so?

Patrick Stewart is 71. He should have been on the list too. Schwarzenegger and Stallone are in their mid-60s. These are the people I am still kind of flabbergasted are "old". Of course they might look the age (except Stewart), but still. It's weird.

shinjitsuism: [www.motifake.com image 640x623]

FAIL

What about actors who look older than they are? Exhibit A has to be John Slattery (Roger Sterling on Mad Men). He's 48, but if you asked 100 people how old they think he is, 99 of them would guess mid-to-late 50's because of the grey hair.

zekeburger: What about actors who look older than they are? Exhibit A has to be John Slattery (Roger Sterling on Mad Men). He's 48, but if you asked 100 people how old they think he is, 99 of them would guess mid-to-late 50's because of the grey hair.

John Slattery is a tiny, hot little BABE. His hair just adds to the hotness.

zerkalo: I always preferred Meg Tilly, but where has she been for the past 15 years or so?

She's been robbing the cradle with Phil Laak, a poker pro who is 39 years old. She's also the voice of Joe's wife on Family Guy.

FTFA: "I don't think people are ready to live in a world in which Tom Cruise is 50"


Hopefully the stars will align properly such that we don't have to.

Would like to "rescue" Katie though.

Peepeye: Samuel L. Jackson is 63?? He's aging damn well.

It's the Infinity Formula he takes that keeps him young.

B.L.Z. Bub: shinjitsuism: [www.motifake.com image 640x623]

FAIL

The joke, you fail at it.