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(WorldNetDaily)   Joe Arpaio's "posse": "Hawaii duped Arizona into putting Obama on the ballot and convincing them he was really born there." Because clearly duping Arizona is difficult   (wnd.com) divider line 121
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2012-05-26 11:10:10 AM
6 votes:
Yes, it's a conspiracy. It has to be that, or maybe, just maybe, everyone's story is the same because...wait for it...wait for it...wait for it...it just might have the embarrassing condition of being...true.

Wankers.
2012-05-26 11:08:32 AM
6 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just f*cking secede already

/then you can put whoever the hell retards you want on your little ballots


Then they'd quickly be conquered by Mexico and--well, wait, there's no downside to this, clearly.
2012-05-26 11:06:30 AM
6 votes:
Just f*cking secede already

/then you can put whoever the hell retards you want on your little ballots
2012-05-26 12:25:30 PM
5 votes:
Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...
2012-05-26 11:38:29 AM
5 votes:

Metalupis: my first thought is that someone needs to take him out back and put him out of our misery, but that would just make a martyr of him and give his legion of idiots an other peice of "proof" that n0bmallamadingdong was out to silence them all

...so glad when this election season is over


The American election season is NEVER over.
2012-05-26 03:19:48 PM
4 votes:
Looks like Bennett's lost both the sane vote by purusing birther claims and the crazy vote by accepting the Hawaiian birth certificate. So what should he have done? He should have said something like "I disagree with the President's policies as much as you do, but these birther claims are not only ridiculous by an affront to the dignity of the office of President. I'll work as hard as any of you to get Obama out of office, but spare me these demands for further pointless and expensive investigation into a manufactured controversy."

But he didn't. He who lives by the derp, dies by the derp.
2012-05-26 01:53:02 PM
4 votes:

hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.


Then explain why Maricopa is draining their rivers dry, many of those brand new shiny houses aren't guaranteed water by 2015, and broil in their asphalt covered parking lots that they call "developments" while Hawaiians sit with less poverty by percentage, have a higher percentage of folks covered by their own insurance, and leads Arizona in both high school and college graduation rates...

As a former resident of Phoenix, can I just say, the brightest folks I met there were damn near always from away, and planning on leaving once their contract was up...
2012-05-26 07:59:58 PM
3 votes:
Thanks to whoever posted that WND article from 2008 that stated the BC was authentic. I'm causing a lot of havoc over there with it.
2012-05-26 04:57:00 PM
3 votes:

andersoncouncil42: Paris1127: Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...

2nded


I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.
2012-05-26 01:53:26 PM
3 votes:

ghare: It's the only time anything can get done, when outgoing congressmen can vote for America instead of their idiot constituents.


Unfortunately they don't make the shift from "what will keep me in this job" to "what's best for the country" mode. They make the shift from "what will keep me in the job" to "what will get me the next cushy job" mode.
2012-05-26 01:48:53 PM
3 votes:
...patiently waiting for the money trail from GOP backers to Arpaio to be found.

He doesn't seem like the type to continually risk his career and charges out of a sense of decency. There's something in it for this guy, and he sure generates a lot of free anger for the GOP base.
2012-05-26 01:35:09 PM
3 votes:

propasaurus: I like this bit of goal post shifting from the comments:
the that letter is not a bc and even IF big IF there was a bc in hawaii for a child named bh obama how do we know its the same person and again he is not nor can be a natural born citizen a court can not grant him natural born citizenship only god gives that

See? Even if the birth certificate is real, that still doesn't mean the person we know as "Barack Obama" really is Barack Obama. It could be anyone up in there!


It's almost as if they don't believe that his Mom was a citizen too. Which must cause a lot of pressure to build up in their wee haids, when confronted with a pretty white girl, who can trace her ancestry back. Next thing you know, his Mom is going to NOT be his mother, and he was just picked up off the streets of Kenya like a Brangalina Baby...
2012-05-26 11:23:58 AM
3 votes:
Why the fark isn't this piece of shiat in jail yet?
2012-05-26 06:38:02 PM
2 votes:

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


And when your children produce their homework, and then you want more home work, and they give you that homework, and you scream at your kids that they aren't giving you their homework, so you go to the school and demand your children's homework, and the school says the homework your child showed you is their homework, and so you start screaming that the school is a part of the conspiracy, they take you away and put you in a padded room.
2012-05-26 06:35:19 PM
2 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate....the real original document. Even let Arpaio and his team personally watch this be done

They are already off the hook for any privacy concerns as Obama has already consented to release of his BC when he released the obviously phony one (only the extreme left believes that the one released last year is real)

Hawaii knows the copies they have furnished so far are bogus....because they seem to release a new version every few months when the Obama BC issue comes back to the forefront.

Hawaii is like Rick Blaine from Casablanca....except Hawaii keeps releasing bogus paperwork


Wow. Not only are you a racist, but you are a fully retarded idiot also.
2012-05-26 06:22:18 PM
2 votes:
Does this dude just try to look like the meanest, crankiest, most hateful old man possible at all times? Do all the old snowbird racist bigots in Arizona just connect with this guy because, unlike them, this guy at least has the balls to act on his hatred and human-rights-violation-fetish?
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2012-05-26 04:14:08 PM
2 votes:

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


Actual conversation between this parent and his child.

Parent: Did you do your homework?
Kid: Yep, here it is.
Parent: This doesn't look right to me. You'll have to show your work.
Kid: But it's an English paper. Showing my work would just be me rewriting all of the things I thought of while thinking up this paper.
Parent: You're clearly lying about this being your homework. I won't believe you until you show your work.
Kid: Fine (walks off and returns). Here's my homework. I showed my work.
Parent: How do I know you did this and didn't just have these thoughts beamed to you by an alien?
Kid: Because that's insane.
Parent: Look, there's an alien symbol right here.
Kid: That's an ampersand.
Parent: That's just what the liberal media wants you to think.
Kid: I want to be emancipated.
2012-05-26 04:13:36 PM
2 votes:

hinten: He should just come clear and release the original. Won't make much difference at this point. Arizona is on the right track here. I assume Obama will do it after the election so not to impact his already tiny lead.


He already did, in 2010, right when OBL got pwned. The birthers saw it, and started screaming about "there's a smiley made out of the signature's A, that invalidates it! Our experts opened it in photoshop, created several layers, then drew on it with the paintbrush tool and the clone stamp tool, and because of that we could tell it was digitally modified! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghwharrrrrgarble!!!!!" now they're saying that the verification document has the initials of one of the registrar's underlings, thus the verification is invalid.

Nothing will make these idiots happy. They're pissed off that a Black Democrat got elected, and want to do anything they can to get him out. Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

Pure Comedy Gold, I tell ya.
2012-05-26 03:28:27 PM
2 votes:

hinten: He should just come clear and release the original. Won't make much difference at this point. Arizona is on the right track here. I assume Obama will do it after the election so not to impact his already tiny lead.


He did. In 2010.
2012-05-26 03:20:43 PM
2 votes:

hinten: He should just come clear and release the original.


The original what? We have his birth certificate and the long-form that usually isn't released. What mystical documentation is still missing that would finally clear this totally-not-a-racially-motivated-conspiracy-theory problem?
2012-05-26 02:57:46 PM
2 votes:
Let's not miss the big picture here. This is today's GOP. This is the base. Do you see? This is the Tea Party. This is "Real America". Do you see? This guy and his people are what you have become. You were always lying scumbags going all the back to Nixon, but now all you have wrought has come to fruition.

Do you see?
2012-05-26 02:52:35 PM
2 votes:

Fart_Machine: I'm surprised the state's treasury hasn't been depleted by some 419 scam. These people are really that stupid.


they sold publicly owned government buildings to private entities, so they could rent these same buildings back from the private entities at a higher yearly cost. they sold the statehouse, for example, for 81 million. this year, they are attempting to re-buy it for 108 million.

all that's missing is nigerians.
2012-05-26 02:44:21 PM
2 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate


You might not remember this because he did it before he had bin Laden killed, but..this has already happened. You can even buy a mug with the certificate right on it.
2012-05-26 02:10:40 PM
2 votes:
From the comments:

He knows that the electoral college will side with him, you know how those liberals are. There is a reason why it isn't liberty university.

I don't have any snark to add to that. It's like the Ivory Soap of stupid...99.44% pure.
2012-05-26 02:08:56 PM
2 votes:

Anenu: So has anyone seen Mitt Romney's birth certificate yet?


You can just scan the bar code on him to verify the model number.
2012-05-26 01:51:14 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.


---

Hawaii is bought off by George Soros, Joe didn't have a chance against the far reaching tentacles of Bill Ayers and Saul Alinksy. With the muscle of the Muslim brother hood and the New Black Panther party I am thanking God that Sheriff Joe arrived back home safely. You fought well brave warrior, but we're just out numbered and out spent.


ok, somebody needs to fess up
2012-05-26 01:09:22 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.


It is moderated for naughty worlds and words like lynch, successful and attractive, kill and others.
2012-05-26 12:28:49 PM
2 votes:

violentsalvation: God I hate these people. I am so sick of birther bullsh*t.


Pretty sure you're going to love this election then. Romney won't touch it, that's a given. Even with how oddly ineffective his campaign is given the experience they should have, they know better than that. Quite a few of his supporters, however, will keep bringing it up.
2012-05-26 12:20:33 PM
2 votes:
How did he trick Arizona? The old "got your nose"? Or did Obama jingle his keys and make a funny face?
2012-05-26 11:52:59 AM
2 votes:

Metalupis: my first thought is that someone needs to take him out back and put him out of our misery,


Careful. You're only allowed to say that about Democratic Congresscritters around here.
2012-05-28 01:18:03 PM
1 votes:
Well, Ancient Fishy, they sure as hell aren't following any coherent or intelligible set of rules.

Coherency and intelligibility are quite obviously acts of high treason to these...things.

It'll likely end up back alley brawl since we seem to prefer doing everything else except the right thing until the last half-second before the iron bells of Doomsday begin to ring.


And the people - ah, the people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone -
They are neither man nor woman -
They are neither brute nor human -
They are Ghouls:
2012-05-28 11:37:30 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: ...and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism...

I am not going to be considered "less than human" by people so overwhelmingly wealthy that my entire yearly stipend is for them a spur
of the moment side trip to grab an extra couple pairs of Blahnik shoes.

When ordinary fellow Americans are committing suicide because of bank f*ckups...

That's fightin' words and I do not consider it lightly.


Well, as a boxing friend of mine once said, you can either fight them now in the ring where there's rules, or later in the back alley where everything goes.
2012-05-27 11:18:34 PM
1 votes:
...and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism...

I am not going to be considered "less than human" by people so overwhelmingly wealthy that my entire yearly stipend is for them a spur
of the moment side trip to grab an extra couple pairs of Blahnik shoes.

When ordinary fellow Americans are committing suicide because of bank f*ckups...

That's fightin' words and I do not consider it lightly.
2012-05-27 09:24:12 PM
1 votes:
A separate WND investigation into Obama's birth certificate utilizing forgery experts also found the document to be authentic.

This is getting re-posted to every WND birther link from now on.
They might want to forget it, but the the internet remembers everything.
2012-05-27 07:22:17 PM
1 votes:

Starry Heavens: Kittypie070: Coelacanth: In the long run, we might as a society finally get the impetus to defenestrate the old money trust fund babies from out of the tallest buildings we've got.

Will we?

Really, with the modern 24/7 media the way it is??

Most likely not. Despite the obvious problems with the upper class, I quite hope that we can resolve them without resorting to slaughter.


We can either have a French style revolution, or we can live in a plutocracy where we become less than human.
2012-05-27 04:37:06 PM
1 votes:
Coelacanth 2012-05-27 12:54:17 PM

Kittypie070: Oh, the Tea Party thinks it can get away with causing a terrorist incident??

Los Angeles Rodney King riots ring a bell? The National Guard was called out.

It wasn't funny at all.

How long can a bunch of over-55 Rascal riders hold out if someone asks the state Guard units to go play hide and seek with 'em??


Here in Las Vegas, we have a whole bunch of deluded 'senior patriots' who think that the National Guardsmen will either turn tail and run at the sight of them, or will switch sides. I know one "stolen valor" type (who once claimed that he went on a secret mission with George Bush to Cambodia) who plans on taking over the National Guard armory with his grandchildren in case that secret Muslim Obama is reelected.

In the short run, they will do considerable harm if they are triggered, there's going to be maybe a thousand little massacres at fast food restaurants and preschools, a few shootouts at IRS buildings, and maybe one or two federal buildings blown to Kingdom Come. In the long run, we might as a society finally get the impetus to defenestrate the old money trust fund babies from out of the tallest buildings we've got.


Will we?

Really, with the modern 24/7 media the way it is??
2012-05-27 01:31:25 PM
1 votes:

Coelacanth: Here in Las Vegas, we have a whole bunch of deluded 'senior patriots' who think that the National Guardsmen will either turn tail and run at the sight of them, or will switch sides. I know one "stolen valor" type (who once claimed that he went on a secret mission with George Bush to Cambodia) who plans on taking over the National Guard armory with his grandchildren in case that secret Muslim Obama is reelected.

In the short run, they will do considerable harm if they are triggered, there's going to be maybe a thousand little massacres at fast food restaurants and preschools, a few shootouts at IRS buildings, and maybe one or two federal buildings blown to Kingdom Come. In the long run, we might as a society finally get the impetus to defenestrate the old money trust fund babies from out of the tallest buildings we've got.


Lone wolves, over zealous supporters, driven to this by years of violent movies and provocation by liberals, no way to have seen this coming, anyone committing violence is really a liberal, etc.
2012-05-27 12:54:17 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Oh, the Tea Party thinks it can get away with causing a terrorist incident??

Los Angeles Rodney King riots ring a bell? The National Guard was called out.

It wasn't funny at all.

How long can a bunch of over-55 Rascal riders hold out if someone asks the state Guard units to go play hide and seek with 'em??


Here in Las Vegas, we have a whole bunch of deluded 'senior patriots' who think that the National Guardsmen will either turn tail and run at the sight of them, or will switch sides. I know one "stolen valor" type (who once claimed that he went on a secret mission with George Bush to Cambodia) who plans on taking over the National Guard armory with his grandchildren in case that secret Muslim Obama is reelected.

In the short run, they will do considerable harm if they are triggered, there's going to be maybe a thousand little massacres at fast food restaurants and preschools, a few shootouts at IRS buildings, and maybe one or two federal buildings blown to Kingdom Come. In the long run, we might as a society finally get the impetus to defenestrate the old money trust fund babies from out of the tallest buildings we've got.
2012-05-27 12:01:15 PM
1 votes:

macadamnut: LincolnLogolas: Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

...

What a shame State Registrar Alvin T. Onaka won't speak to Arizona authorities.. It should be easy if there wasn't anything to hide. After all, Onaka is the one who signed Obama's fake birth certificate, and with a smiley face drawn into the "A" in Alvin no less.. Does an altered signature render a document invalid? I noticed the "A" in Alvin Onaka's signature on the 'verification of birth' document doesn't have a smiley face drawn on it.


I respect the rights of the people on the Freepers web site to say whatever the hell they want; but I just can't imagine what the fark they are basing their opinions on. They seem to have lost any rational basis for their 'facts', and have wandered off into some alternative reality where a ton of conspiracy theories are accepted as fact. It's basically a sci-fi / alternative history type role playing website at this point.

Anyone have a real idea what their motivation is? They are so 'impassioned' and unreasonable that it seems like it's hate-based, but it's not clear what (I mean in general; it's clear they hate Obama, but it goes beyond that - they hate Rush L., they hate even the 'regular' birthers) they hate - it's almost like they hate this country. Do they think at some point the country took a bad turn - that their view of government was at some point in the past a reality?
2012-05-27 11:06:26 AM
1 votes:

themadtupper: BronyMedic: 2wolves: whidbey: I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?

How many Birther coffee cups would you like?

But if World Nuts Daily went bye-bye, who would we point and laugh at?

There's always the brilliant minds at Hillaryis44


Holy crap these clowns still exist? I thought they would have given up after 2011 and packed it in.
2012-05-27 07:23:00 AM
1 votes:
So I went and dumped the doozy on a freep site that if your mom is a US citizen then you are a US citizen no matter what and provided the sources. I got called a liar, a nergo etc etc. I asked them to disprove these facts that are the law, they couldn't do it! Absolutely amazing, total brainwashing. They couldn't think! They couldn't get it that, they're so hung up on where when they should be focusing on who he came out of. Then they fall back to that Indonesia crap about forfeiting citizenship, another myth. These people are just beyond help. Obama isn't that great, but defeat him on policy, not this silly birther crap.
2012-05-27 01:49:41 AM
1 votes:
Oh me, I tired.

Me plops.

[cushion]
2012-05-27 01:47:39 AM
1 votes:
Oh, the Tea Party thinks it can get away with causing a terrorist incident??

Los Angeles Rodney King riots ring a bell? The National Guard was called out.

It wasn't funny at all.

How long can a bunch of over-55 Rascal riders hold out if someone asks the state Guard units to go play hide and seek with 'em??
2012-05-27 01:36:51 AM
1 votes:
If the TEA-GOP succeed with their "2nd amendment solution" then whatever they say will be made true in the annuals of history.

Sadly, I think the word "domestic terrorists" better describe these "came unarmed ... this time" types.

/Also, hello to the bored TSA/FBI/CIA/NSA agent reading this flagged post.
2012-05-27 01:18:53 AM
1 votes:
OOOHHH NOT TEH EAR SCRITCHIEEEEES

[squee of witless happiness]
2012-05-27 01:12:06 AM
1 votes:
2wolves 2012-05-27 01:03:38 AM

Kittypie070:

Have I told you lately that I lust for your brain? Tis true.


Gosh, thank you :)

[offers cuddly rubs and massive purring]
2012-05-27 01:06:55 AM
1 votes:
Pootsie FTW!!!

Uh....does anyone think this thread needs a badge yet?
2012-05-27 12:51:37 AM
1 votes:
NUTN2SAY

Fellow CMC's,

This just another reminder for those who are new here.

Now many people know Vattel's Law of Nations was a book believed to be very inspirational to America's Founding Fathers as people ought to know that the Founding Fathers were very well read students of law and philosophy. They were just to darn busy to listen to radio, watch TV or go to a movie. They liked to read a lot.

....America's Founding Fathers took England's Royal Family concept and changed to CITIZEN MOTHER'S and FATHER'S GIVING BIRTH TO NATURAL BORN CITIZEN'S!

....Also keep in mind. America's Founding Fathers came from England. OK so what? Well in England only members of the Royal Family can ever be a King or Queen. Citizens of England need not apply just like in America citizens are not eligible to be a president (read Article 2 Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution)! It is so extremely plausible that America's Founding Fathers borrowed that concept when they established NATURAL BORN CITIZEN and modified it to suit the needs of the new nation that they had just formed.

The Founding Fathers wanted, like in England, presidents to have a family blood line, a heritage. This is for reasons of allegiance, loyalty, devotion and love of country as the president is also the Commander in Chief of the military. The Founding Fathers wanted Natural Born Citizens to be born to a mother (Queen like in England) and father (King like in England) who were both U.S. citizens at the time of birth! That's it! A simple twist of England rule. Instead of King's and Queen's making little King's and Queen's to be, America's Founding Fathers wanted U.S. mom and dad citizens to make future president's...NATURAL BORN CITIZENS!


WHAT THE FARK.

Bob Munck

NUTN2SAY: America's Founding Fathers took England's Royal Family concept

This was a group of men who had just published an angry document listing all of the horrible things that the King of England had done, and then fought an intense and bloody war to sever all ties with him. After that they wrote a document to define their new government, with one of the major guiding principles being that America should never have anything like a king.
Your reasoning is among the dumbest and most insane ever published at WND, and that's saying something.

11 hours ago
in reply to NUTN2SAY

NUTN2SAY

It really sounds like you are dreadfully afraid that there might be truth to what I say! You sick people keep on saying that our rule of law is based on England common law and now you desire to contradict that. And all I was saying is that the Founding Fathers could have simply "BORROWED" and "MODIFIED" from that concept.

SUCH A HYPOCRITE !

YOUR STUPID REASONING SUCKS MAN!

Giacomo Salvadore

They used a contemporary legal definiton of NBC which is why they did not spell it out in the Constitution. It was called "English Common Law" and ECL very specifically defined that an NBC was born of the soil not of the parents. And ECL was the law of the land in 1789. Our entire legal system is based on it to this day.
11 hours ago
in reply to NUTN2SAY


NUTN2SAY

Folks! Another STUPID OBAMABOT that doesn't know how to read!

Hey! STUPID OBAMABOT. If America's Founding Fathers wanted ECL to be the Law of the Land then there would be no need for the Founding Fathers to write the U.S. Constitution then. All they would have to do is put out a proclamation that states the USA adopts the English Common Law!

What another STUPID OBAMABOT!


O_O

OK, there is something very VERY WRONG with this guy.

It never improves, it's just getting worse and worse.

Is there something in the water??
2012-05-26 11:54:59 PM
1 votes:
obama

I'm still going to win.

8 hours ago 4 Likes


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
2012-05-26 11:53:33 PM
1 votes:

InvertedB: The comments section of that page makes my brain bleed. The sheer fact people believe this stuff so wholeheartedly is really depressing. Their idea of reality is so far removed from the real world that it's hard to see how it can be reconciled.

I have to give it to 2wolves for being able to continue responding to the stupidity.


I have to admire 2wolves for not killing everyone over there when they challenged his military creds.

Guess those rabies shots work. ;)
2012-05-26 11:31:04 PM
1 votes:
my gosh

this is the most rabid, reality denying stuff I ever read


amazingcatcollection.com

Yeah, Palemoon's built on the Firefox engine. It's a great browser and works with most of Firefox's addons. And I can lock everything up tighter than a cat's butt.
2012-05-26 11:21:05 PM
1 votes:
Wow.

OH WOW.

No wonder I lock everything down!!
2012-05-26 11:17:42 PM
1 votes:
I think the best solution is to strip Arizona of the status of state and make it a territory. That way the racist pieces of shiat won't have to vote for president at all
2012-05-26 10:23:56 PM
1 votes:
Re: Arizona Tag... see main page:
"Only in Miami: Police shoot, kill naked man who was EATING A MAN'S FACE"
THIS is why there is a Florida tag.
2012-05-26 10:13:00 PM
1 votes:

jake_lex: Why the fark isn't this piece of shiat in jail yet?


The crazies on the right think he's doing God's work. Those on the left want him to stay in the spotlight as the mouthpiece of the right, as he's doing a better job than they can making the right look batshiat insane to moderates. Nobody wants this to stop, at least not until after the election.
2012-05-26 09:06:08 PM
1 votes:
We are fast approaching the day when the internet runs out of facepalms.
2012-05-26 09:02:13 PM
1 votes:
I think my favourite part of all this silliness is that birthers and nonbirthers have now come to agree that Romney's Arizona campaign co-chair is a moron. That just cracks me up.
2012-05-26 08:34:55 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: Uchiha_Cycliste: animal color: Fark needs to stop making fun of people who are so mentally challenged.

It's destroying your reputation, Farkbois.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOL

coming from YOU!?! Ha!
I guess we finally did hurt your feelings. Fantastic! You are detestable.

Careful. Saying unkind things about certain accounts could earn an erase or a timeout.


The truth is always a valid defense against libel claims.
2012-05-26 08:33:47 PM
1 votes:
Of course Joe has to investigate this. Because Bill and Hillary Clinton didn't have the right connections to investigate his ineligibility for office, thus guaranteeing her the Democratic slot on the ballot and probably the presidency. And we know the entire might of the GOP has absolutely no resources at their disposal to investigate this, which would force Obama out of office and give the Democrats such a huge stain to their reputation in the eyes of the voting public that the republicans would easily win every election for years. No way. Joe is the only person who knows and can save 'merica.
2012-05-26 08:07:05 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Thanks to whoever posted that WND article from 2008 that stated the BC was authentic. I'm causing a lot of havoc over there with it.


Ah, so you're Matthew. I was wondering if a farkie was behind the fun.
2012-05-26 08:07:01 PM
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: Classic conspiracy theory idiocy.

1. Make a claim that you're "investigating"

2. Get proof that your theory is incorrect

3. Denounce proof that contradicts your theory

4. Claim that lack of evidence proving your own theory is proof of the conspiracy


5. Point out that this conspiracy requires you to take frequent, taxpayer-funded (but we'll pay it back, honest) trips to Hawaii.
2012-05-26 08:01:20 PM
1 votes:
animal color: Fark needs to stop making fun of people who are so mentally challenged.

It's destroying your reputation, Farkbois.


Are you kidding? I thought that was the only reason FARK existed.
2012-05-26 07:40:54 PM
1 votes:
Classic conspiracy theory idiocy.

1. Make a claim that you're "investigating"

2. Get proof that your theory is incorrect

3. Denounce proof that contradicts your theory

4. Claim that lack of evidence proving your own theory is proof of the conspiracy
2012-05-26 06:56:11 PM
1 votes:
I can't decide if this guy should put on a klan hood or a straight jacket. Either way he is presently under-dressed.
2012-05-26 06:38:51 PM
1 votes:

ongbok: Wow. Not only are you a racist, but you are a fully retarded idiot also.


Hey now that's not fair to people who are retarded.
2012-05-26 06:38:51 PM
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste:
Is there a word for things that are themselves.
For instance say portmanteau was a portmanteau of (shoot, iono )
porty and emanteau. -> portmanteau.
Or is palindrome was spelled palindromordnilap
You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?


Autological words. Such as pentasyllabic.

/also called homological words
2012-05-26 06:37:17 PM
1 votes:
Proof that birtherism is a crock of shiat - notice how peaceful, untrollified this thread is.

//even the usual flies won't buzz around this turd
2012-05-26 06:36:41 PM
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?


autological
2012-05-26 06:30:31 PM
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.


Wait, when did a state getting it's own Fark tag become a "reward"?

Infamous is a kind of famous just not the good kind.

One shouldn't hide a light under a bushel neither should one allow derp to fester under a rock unnoticed, unchallenged and unmocked.

I say turn that rock over and point and laugh repeatedly until even the thickest derper gets it in his (or her) fool head that repeating Arizona-esque RW lunacy in public forums gets you laughed at, ignored or actively shunned by sane people with a moral center.

Let "RW AZ" become synonymous with "bat shiat crazy" and "pants on head retarded".

Giving them their own Fark Tag in some small way contributes to that goal.

Gotta learn 'em somehow, ignoring 'em sure the fark didn't work.

I repeat... Bring on the Arizona tag.
2012-05-26 06:01:27 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.

Then why would Arizonans live in a hellhole like Arizona instead of a tropical paradise like Hawaii?


In general the American Southwest is an interesting place, a place where who has moved there thinks of themselves as a lone Clint Eastwood-type, braving the harsh elements, fighting an against the wall battle against injustice....while riding their golf cart out to the mailbox to pick up their SS checks.

Arizona...The Home Of The Rugged Golf Cart Individualist.
2012-05-26 05:55:27 PM
1 votes:
Can we just call birthers a pack of racist farkwits and be done with it?

Swear to the gods, I am surprised no one has shipped Shetiff Joe's office a pack of KKK costumes.
2012-05-26 05:44:08 PM
1 votes:
Arpayaso
2012-05-26 05:25:35 PM
1 votes:

quatchi: BarkingUnicorn: Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.

And the voices of the Fark peoples called out as one, "How long, FSM, how long must we wait for the [arizona] Fark tag to be born?"

It is time.

/Maybe a few choruses of "We shall Overcome" or something?


I don't think it deserves it, like I explained above.
2012-05-26 05:21:52 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.


And the voices of the Fark peoples called out as one, "How long, FSM, how long must we wait for the [arizona] Fark tag to be born?"

It is time.

/Maybe a few choruses of "We shall Overcome" or something?
2012-05-26 04:52:26 PM
1 votes:

NateGrey: His poor daughters...imagine having a father who does not tell the truth about his..and their own heritage. And , if, as some (and myself) believe that his real father is someone other than Obama, Sr. But even more likely, IMHO, that his real mother is some woman in Africa and Obama, Sr. actually fathered the child...then it is also unhealthy for his daughters not to have the truth about their ancestry and their blood lines/genes/etc.


When this guy

www.capitalnewyork.com

has a child with a Kenyan woman

www.iaaf.org

Their child would obviously be a light shade of Mochacinno.

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-05-26 04:38:24 PM
1 votes:
The freepers are all now talking about how Corsi and Arpaio are going to mysteriously die, since they have incontrovertible proof that Obama is a Kenyan Islamofascist Marxist Userper.
2012-05-26 04:21:34 PM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.
2012-05-26 04:18:34 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...


2nded
2012-05-26 04:12:48 PM
1 votes:

born_yesterday: So, basically, one could argue that he meant 47 + 3, making fifty, but misspoke? Nahhhh....


I have no idea what he was saying. I remember he was exhausted when talking about it, and that there are more than 50 primaries/caucuses that take place in territories/protectorates like Guam and Puerto Rico. But I don't know what he was talking about--I doubt he remembers. Bigger things on his plate these days, y'know.
2012-05-26 04:07:11 PM
1 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-05-26 03:59:29 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: 57 plus "one left to go," plus Alaska and Hawaii = 60 states.


I know he and Hillary didn't get to visit Guam or American Samoa personally--they addressed them by video. I don't remember if they did Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands in person or not.
2012-05-26 03:56:48 PM
1 votes:
I gotta say--this is pretty nice derp. I've built up a sort of resistance--tolerance if you will for this kind of thing. Its gotten to where I need derp of a higher quality and purity to get my fix for conspiracy schtick. Some of the other Obama Derangement Syndrome stuff just doesn't do it anymore ('American Thinker,' for one). Corsi's good at spinning up a story like this. Its focused and not adulterated or cut with chemtrails or numbers stations derp. I need details--like the putting of mysterious initials besides a government seal that don't match the Secretary of Health's initials. And not overly technical, like pixels and layers. Its just my speed. I hope--I really hope, that somehow this makes it into a televised live Presidential debate. I would probably have some sort of derpgasm if it did.
2012-05-26 03:50:49 PM
1 votes:
Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate...

[notsureiftrollorstupid]
2012-05-26 03:26:09 PM
1 votes:

qorkfiend: MindStalker: Personally I'm really, really hoping they do leave Obama off the final ballot in November. This would cause Nevada to break so many federal elections rules that Nevada's votes (for Romney) would probably be thrown out. Its enough votes that it could hand the election to Obama. THAT would be epic lulz!

Shirley you mean Arizona?


Of course, and don't call me Shirley.
2012-05-26 03:23:47 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?
2012-05-26 03:17:45 PM
1 votes:

MindStalker: Personally I'm really, really hoping they do leave Obama off the final ballot in November. This would cause Nevada to break so many federal elections rules that Nevada's votes (for Romney) would probably be thrown out. Its enough votes that it could hand the election to Obama. THAT would be epic lulz!


I'm not getting the connection here. Why would AZ leaving someone off the ballot cause NV to break elections rules?

/Serious
//Very interested to know
2012-05-26 03:09:32 PM
1 votes:

gingerjet: cameroncrazy1984: gingerjet: FTFC Waiting for some code to compile. Figured I'd pop in with my Earthling...I mean human...I mean American brothers.

What is this guys fark handle?

That was me.

In the future you should try throwing out the fact that there were two other presidents that were born to at least one non-citizen (Arthur and Harding) and Andrew Jackson's parents were Scot-Irish and not even citizens of the state they were in when the Constitution was ratified. That usually makes birthers heads explode.


You might want to bring up that Washington was a foreigner that was grandfathered into citizenship...
2012-05-26 03:07:18 PM
1 votes:
Sheriff Joe actually duped Arizonans by sending his buddiies on vaca... I mean, an investigative mission to Hawaii, on public funds.
2012-05-26 03:05:36 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: gingerjet: FTFC Waiting for some code to compile. Figured I'd pop in with my Earthling...I mean human...I mean American brothers.

What is this guys fark handle?

That was me.


In the future you should try throwing out the fact that there were two other presidents that were born to at least one non-citizen (Arthur and Harding) and Andrew Jackson's parents were Scot-Irish and not even citizens of the state they were in when the Constitution was ratified. That usually makes birthers heads explode.
2012-05-26 03:00:44 PM
1 votes:
isotopecomics.com
They been dun Doop'd!
2012-05-26 02:53:02 PM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: only the extreme left believes that the one released last year is real


I'm still not sure if this is a performance piece, a cut 'n paste from Stormwatch, or if UCF really is hiring their groundskeepers from the local Klavern.
2012-05-26 02:47:48 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: You might not remember this because he did it before he had bin Laden killed, but..this has already happened


UCFRoadWarrior: when he released the obviously phony one (only the extreme left believes that the one released last year is real)

it wasn't forgotten, it was derped. you may want to back away from the crazy s l o w l y. don't make eye contact, it will be seen as either a challenge or an interest in mating.
2012-05-26 02:47:05 PM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate....the real original document. Even let Arpaio and his team personally watch this be done

They are already off the hook for any privacy concerns as Obama has already consented to release of his BC when he released the obviously phony one (only the extreme left believes that the one released last year is real)

Hawaii knows the copies they have furnished so far are bogus....because they seem to release a new version every few months when the Obama BC issue comes back to the forefront.

Hawaii is like Rick Blaine from Casablanca....except Hawaii keeps releasing bogus paperwork


What a thoughtful and considered comment.

Mine, not yours.
2012-05-26 02:45:45 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Ed Finnerty: How much taxpayer money have they spent so far?

Only the deputy's airfare and hotel stay in Hawaii, which the volunteer posse is supposed to reimburse. The rest of this snipe hunt is funded by private donations.

Of course, Joe still has to explain millions in tax funds meant for the jail system that have gone AWOL.


I would love to see Sheriff joe arPaiOS get brought in on Federal charges for that and other extra-legal shenangans he's pulled to date. I would enjoy that very much on two levels.

First, because this guy is a grade A assclown who's treated Maricopa county as his own personal fiefdom for way too long now.

Secondly, because the massive simultaneous head assplosion at Freep over the Feds (aka 'Holder's goon squad') taking out their beloved racist icon would be nothing short of awesome.

Conspiracy theories au go-go. Lulzy.

/Sheriff Joe is so bent if you fed him a nail he'd shiat out a corkscrew.
2012-05-26 02:40:57 PM
1 votes:

Wookie_bw: "Ever since Saudi Prince Awaleed Bin Talal bought into FoxNews they been trying to silence the conservatives.


So lemmegetthisstraight:

Conservatives -- the ones that insist that oil companies be allowed to rape and pillage the entire planet in the name of corporate profits -- are upset that some of the money we pay these corporations (at the gas station) are going to Saudis who are then trying to silence conservatives?

It's the Cirrrrrrrcle of Deeeeerp!
2012-05-26 02:18:42 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: Snatch Bandergrip: Hoo boy.

#2 looks like it could be real; the others are so far over the top


I sincerely hope you are right, and that it's just one of us trolling over there. If #2 is real, that is terrifying: farking FOX NEWS isn't conservative enough for these people. Holy shiat.
2012-05-26 02:16:44 PM
1 votes:

Tymast: heap: cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

---

Hawaii is bought off by George Soros, Joe didn't have a chance against the far reaching tentacles of Bill Ayers and Saul Alinksy. With the muscle of the Muslim brother hood and the New Black Panther party I am thanking God that Sheriff Joe arrived back home safely. You fought well brave warrior, but we're just out numbered and out spent.


ok, somebody needs to fess up

*raises hand* a fav playground of mine :)


i knew it had to be one of us. all it was missing was turning all of the components into a Soralinksyblackmuslim voltron.

reading the comments did lead me to the knowledge that summer camp in arizona involves flashlights and broomsticks up your ass....and that one actually seemed serious.
2012-05-26 02:14:27 PM
1 votes:
From the comments:

"Ever since Saudi Prince Awaleed Bin Talal bought into FoxNews they been trying to silence the conservatives. They took Newt and Ron Paul off the air and if Santorum. Was still in he would be off the air too. Hannity goes over the same sh-- every night, since Breitbart came out with the birther news he don't even bring Breitbart's name up. News? BS"

So, they're starting to eat their own now?
2012-05-26 02:07:36 PM
1 votes:
So has anyone seen Mitt Romney's birth certificate yet?
2012-05-26 02:03:26 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.

Then why would Arizonans live in a hellhole like Arizona instead of a tropical paradise like Hawaii?


Retirees. RVs. Question answered.
2012-05-26 02:00:07 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: Bennett said Tuesday that he finally received information that proves Obama's American birth and satisfies Arizona's requirements for placing the president on the ballot.

So this is it? They'll let this shiat go?

nahhh


Actually, Bennett didn't say he received proof, only that he was satisfied (that pursuing the matter won't help him get elected governor).
2012-05-26 01:57:52 PM
1 votes:

hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.


Then why would Arizonans live in a hellhole like Arizona instead of a tropical paradise like Hawaii?
2012-05-26 01:52:04 PM
1 votes:
Man, those guys have some interesting fascination with Obama's ass. It's a little scary.
2012-05-26 01:49:45 PM
1 votes:

Aar1012: Wanebo: It's very apparent that not so clearly duping Arizona is quite easy though.

Sheriff Joe would know about duping Arizona


Maricopa County, actually. IDK about the rest of Arizona. More than 80% of Joe's campaign contributions are coming from out of state donors. My gut says Joe would have tried for a state-wide office if he thought the whole state was behind him. But he's content to be a bigmouthed fish in a small pond.
2012-05-26 01:35:36 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Don't Troll Me Bro!: If they secede in the summer there will be a downside. All the retired, racist, xenophobic, old, scared, white people won't be there. Then when winter comes they'll find another state to dumbassify. They need to do it in the winter and take the stupid with them.

Excellent point

/but that's an awfully long wait


Well, the south seceded in 1861, so we've been waiting 151 years to undo our mistake of stopping them. Arizona became a state in 1912, so we've been waiting a century to undo that mistake. I'd say we can wait a few more months in order to get it right.
2012-05-26 01:22:09 PM
1 votes:
I like this bit of goal post shifting from the comments:
the that letter is not a bc and even IF big IF there was a bc in hawaii for a child named bh obama how do we know its the same person and again he is not nor can be a natural born citizen a court can not grant him natural born citizenship only god gives that

See? Even if the birth certificate is real, that still doesn't mean the person we know as "Barack Obama" really is Barack Obama. It could be anyone up in there!
2012-05-26 01:13:56 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

It is moderated for naughty worlds and words like lynch, successful and attractive, kill and others.


Also, anything with a link must be approved by a moderator.

I will say one thing for WND, for all their nuttiness, they really do allow for free and open expression on the comments. I gotta give them credit for that.
2012-05-26 01:07:47 PM
1 votes:
Someone needs to tell Joe Arpaio that he's not the ruler of Arizona.
2012-05-26 01:07:36 PM
1 votes:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: If they secede in the summer there will be a downside. All the retired, racist, xenophobic, old, scared, white people won't be there. Then when winter comes they'll find another state to dumbassify. They need to do it in the winter and take the stupid with them.


Excellent point

/but that's an awfully long wait
2012-05-26 01:01:46 PM
1 votes:
I wish birthers would just revert back to good old fashion racism.
2012-05-26 12:46:01 PM
1 votes:
Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.
2012-05-26 12:42:26 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Quite a few of his supporters, however, will keep bringing it up.


Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. (The birthers, not you.)

Reminds me of that whole moral majority thing back in the 80s, when Fallwell assured Reagan and the American People that he spoke for the "majority" of Americans who thought EXACTLY like he did.

Of course, now it would be re-phrased to "the majority of REAL Americans."
2012-05-26 12:25:57 PM
1 votes:
God I hate these people. I am so sick of birther bullsh*t.
2012-05-26 12:03:35 PM
1 votes:
ToxicMunkee:

The American election season is NEVER over.


Yeah, there's a short period after the Presidential Election before the new Congress is installed...the so-called "lame duck Congress." Runs from election day to about January 3 in PE years. No one's campaigning, the transition is in full effect, etc. It's a blissful six weeks.
2012-05-26 11:54:02 AM
1 votes:

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


I'm guessing this person didn't do too well on the "analogies" portion of the SATs.
2012-05-26 11:28:22 AM
1 votes:
my first thought is that someone needs to take him out back and put him out of our misery, but that would just make a martyr of him and give his legion of idiots an other peice of "proof" that n0bmallamadingdong was out to silence them all

...so glad when this election season is over
2012-05-26 11:24:42 AM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

Press charges? Those are some tough farking parents.


That, or maybe he wants to smack Obama on the ass and send to bed without supper
2012-05-26 11:22:59 AM
1 votes:

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


Press charges? Those are some tough farking parents.
2012-05-26 11:11:47 AM
1 votes:
Dammit- can't vote against a WND link on mobile Fark. Consider this a symbolic -1 in protest of an already greenlit thread.
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-26 11:11:06 AM
1 votes:
Shut the fark up you racist dick.
2012-05-26 11:03:49 AM
1 votes:
This conspiracy gets bigger every day.
 
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