DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

Actual conversation between this parent and his child.

Parent: Did you do your homework?
Kid: Yep, here it is.
Parent: This doesn't look right to me. You'll have to show your work.
Kid: But it's an English paper. Showing my work would just be me rewriting all of the things I thought of while thinking up this paper.
Parent: You're clearly lying about this being your homework. I won't believe you until you show your work.
Kid: Fine (walks off and returns). Here's my homework. I showed my work.
Parent: How do I know you did this and didn't just have these thoughts beamed to you by an alien?
Kid: Because that's insane.
Parent: Look, there's an alien symbol right here.
Kid: That's an ampersand.
Parent: That's just what the liberal media wants you to think.
Kid: I want to be emancipated.

cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

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Hawaii is bought off by George Soros, Joe didn't have a chance against the far reaching tentacles of Bill Ayers and Saul Alinksy. With the muscle of the Muslim brother hood and the New Black Panther party I am thanking God that Sheriff Joe arrived back home safely. You fought well brave warrior, but we're just out numbered and out spent.


ok, somebody needs to fess up

Zombalupagus: We are fast approaching the day when the internet runs out of facepalms.

Oh noes! PEAK FACEPALM, EVERYBODY PANIC

Uchiha_Cycliste:
You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?

stoned.

quatchi: BarkingUnicorn: Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.

And the voices of the Fark peoples called out as one, "How long, FSM, how long must we wait for the [arizona] Fark tag to be born?"

It is time.

/Maybe a few choruses of "We shall Overcome" or something?

I don't think it really warrants one. Arizona stories are mostly just "right wing nutbags act like right wing nutbags." Florida stories are more like "Monkey hijacks school bus, is turned in by scorned lover."

Enough is enough! Arizona should launch a suprise attack on Hawaii just like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

cameroncrazy1984: You might not remember this because he did it before he had bin Laden killed, but..this has already happened

UCFRoadWarrior: when he released the obviously phony one (only the extreme left believes that the one released last year is real)

it wasn't forgotten, it was derped. you may want to back away from the crazy s l o w l y. don't make eye contact, it will be seen as either a challenge or an interest in mating.

Doctor Funkenstein: Anenu: So has anyone seen Mitt Romney's birth certificate yet?

You can just scan the bar code on him to verify the model number.

But everyone knows that best robots are made in Japan.

From the comments:

He knows that the electoral college will side with him, you know how those liberals are. There is a reason why it isn't liberty university.

I don't have any snark to add to that. It's like the Ivory Soap of stupid...99.44% pure.

heap: cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

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Hawaii is bought off by George Soros, Joe didn't have a chance against the far reaching tentacles of Bill Ayers and Saul Alinksy. With the muscle of the Muslim brother hood and the New Black Panther party I am thanking God that Sheriff Joe arrived back home safely. You fought well brave warrior, but we're just out numbered and out spent.


ok, somebody needs to fess up

*raises hand* a fav playground of mine :)

I think my favourite part of all this silliness is that birthers and nonbirthers have now come to agree that Romney's Arizona campaign co-chair is a moron. That just cracks me up.

Thanks to whoever posted that WND article from 2008 that stated the BC was authentic. I'm causing a lot of havoc over there with it.

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

And when your children produce their homework, and then you want more home work, and they give you that homework, and you scream at your kids that they aren't giving you their homework, so you go to the school and demand your children's homework, and the school says the homework your child showed you is their homework, and so you start screaming that the school is a part of the conspiracy, they take you away and put you in a padded room.

Does this dude just try to look like the meanest, crankiest, most hateful old man possible at all times? Do all the old snowbird racist bigots in Arizona just connect with this guy because, unlike them, this guy at least has the balls to act on his hatred and human-rights-violation-fetish?

Why doesnt Obama just show us his Birf cirtafate?
WHY?
No not that one, not that one either, the REAL, real one?
What is he hiding?

AHAHAAA!!!! I can't stop checking in and looking at the comments over there. Oh man, those people are having a full-blown meltdown. Good times.

I would take Herman Cain any day of the entire existence of the human species over this incompetent clown called Barack "er um 57+ states" Hussein Obama II or is it Barry Soeotoro? "Barry Soeotoro?" Holy balls, I thought that was just a fark thing where people were making fun of the retard birthers. That's real? That's even funnier if it's real.

When someone calls a guy out as racist, we get the classic "You're the real racist" comeback: Just because you're a racist and afraid doesn't make it so for the rest of us. You're just too stupid to realize that we're tired of his dum bass destroying our constitution and our country.

When someone mentions Jan 20, 2017 as BHO's last day as POTUS: Correction : The last day is today. 5/26/2012. BO is riding the turd down the drain. Today! He is finished. Is Congress gonna have a special session called and impeach him within the next two hours? WTF does this even mean?

And this one is golden. I can't even tell if we're seeing the rare double-reverse troll, or if this guy's completely serious. It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Qbama's BC was manufactured by low intelligence in a trash compactor behind the White House.

Farking epic. I need to go over there more often.

Uchiha_Cycliste: thatboyoverthere: BarkingUnicorn: Uchiha_Cycliste: andersoncouncil42: Paris1127: Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...

2nded

I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.

Hm. Good points! I withdraw my request for an Arizona tag.

Damn, that's the second time today that I've changed my mind on Politics! Maybe I should be running for President.

Nah. That's a normal person. In politics you either never change your opinion ever or you exist in a quantum state of flux about you opinion
/At least if your a Republican.
//Or a libertarian

But what if you *don't* want to be a disgraceful, hate-filled, scum-sucking, base pandering asshole?

Be educated about your opinions and realize that you are probably wrong on a lot of things. Bam!

We are fast approaching the day when the internet runs out of facepalms.

Ilmarinen: /also called homological words

...I dare you to use that word in a sentence while in a crowd of radical Republicans.

rufus-t-firefly: Classic conspiracy theory idiocy.

1. Make a claim that you're "investigating"

2. Get proof that your theory is incorrect

3. Denounce proof that contradicts your theory

4. Claim that lack of evidence proving your own theory is proof of the conspiracy

5. Point out that this conspiracy requires you to take frequent, taxpayer-funded (but we'll pay it back, honest) trips to Hawaii.

Fark needs to stop making fun of people who are so mentally challenged.

It's destroying your reputation, Farkbois.

I can't decide if this guy should put on a klan hood or a straight jacket. Either way he is presently under-dressed.

ongbok: Wow. Not only are you a racist, but you are a fully retarded idiot also.

Hey now that's not fair to people who are retarded.

KiplingKat872: Can we just call birthers a pack of racist farkwits and be done with it?

Swear to the gods, I am surprised no one has shipped Shetiff Joe's office a pack of KKK costumes.

To Sheriff Joe, they're not costumes.

BarkingUnicorn: hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.

Then why would Arizonans live in a hellhole like Arizona instead of a tropical paradise like Hawaii?

In general the American Southwest is an interesting place, a place where who has moved there thinks of themselves as a lone Clint Eastwood-type, braving the harsh elements, fighting an against the wall battle against injustice....while riding their golf cart out to the mailbox to pick up their SS checks.

Arizona...The Home Of The Rugged Golf Cart Individualist.

BarkingUnicorn: Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.

And the voices of the Fark peoples called out as one, "How long, FSM, how long must we wait for the [arizona] Fark tag to be born?"

It is time.

/Maybe a few choruses of "We shall Overcome" or something?

There's no evidence that anyone came to Obama and said they have 100% proof that bin Laden was in Pakistan. They said maybe 50% at most.

That said, it must really chap your behind that the Usurper in Chief was the one to kill bin Laden, and not Admiral Lands-on-a-Carrier.

I'm particularly proud of this one.

My theory is that he was born in Kenya,(and the Kenyan grandmother was right about seeing him born there)not to Stanley Ann, but to another woman and Obama, Sr. was the father. We all have heard that he had other "wives" and relationships. Then, in order to maintain and strengthen her own relationship with Obama, Sr. Stanley Anne agreed to raise him as their own, and eventually (when the marriage - if they were married - fell apart) brought him to Hawaii where she raised him (for a while) in order to save him from the life he would have had living in a hut in Africa. When she brought this baby home her parents put a "birth" announcement in the Hawaii paper rather than admit that he was the illegitimate child of her lover/husband and some other woman in Kenya, and claimed he was her natural child so he could be called an "American citizen."


This is what Republicans actually believe!

The freepers are all now talking about how Corsi and Arpaio are going to mysteriously die, since they have incontrovertible proof that Obama is a Kenyan Islamofascist Marxist Userper.

Somacandra: Its gotten to where I need derp of a higher quality and purity to get my fix for conspiracy schtick.

♫ Might as well face it you're addicted to derp ♫

hinten: He should just come clear and release the original. Won't make much difference at this point. Arizona is on the right track here. I assume Obama will do it after the election so not to impact his already tiny lead.

He already did, in 2010, right when OBL got pwned. The birthers saw it, and started screaming about "there's a smiley made out of the signature's A, that invalidates it! Our experts opened it in photoshop, created several layers, then drew on it with the paintbrush tool and the clone stamp tool, and because of that we could tell it was digitally modified! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghwharrrrrgarble!!!!!" now they're saying that the verification document has the initials of one of the registrar's underlings, thus the verification is invalid.

Nothing will make these idiots happy. They're pissed off that a Black Democrat got elected, and want to do anything they can to get him out. Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

Pure Comedy Gold, I tell ya.

Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate...

[notsureiftrollorstupid]

tuckeg: Enough is enough! Arizona should launch a suprise attack on Hawaii just like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Germans?
Forget it, he's trolling.

Personally I'm really, really hoping they do leave Obama off the final ballot in November. This would cause Nevada to break so many federal elections rules that Nevada's votes (for Romney) would probably be thrown out. Its enough votes that it could hand the election to Obama. THAT would be epic lulz!

gingerjet: FTFC Waiting for some code to compile. Figured I'd pop in with my Earthling...I mean human...I mean American brothers.

What is this guys fark handle?

That was me.

Fart_Machine: I'm surprised the state's treasury hasn't been depleted by some 419 scam. These people are really that stupid.

they sold publicly owned government buildings to private entities, so they could rent these same buildings back from the private entities at a higher yearly cost. they sold the statehouse, for example, for 81 million. this year, they are attempting to re-buy it for 108 million.

all that's missing is nigerians.

I'm surprised the state's treasury hasn't been depleted by some 419 scam. These people are really that stupid.

BarkingUnicorn: Ed Finnerty: How much taxpayer money have they spent so far?

Only the deputy's airfare and hotel stay in Hawaii, which the volunteer posse is supposed to reimburse. The rest of this snipe hunt is funded by private donations.

Of course, Joe still has to explain millions in tax funds meant for the jail system that have gone AWOL.

I would love to see Sheriff joe arPaiOS get brought in on Federal charges for that and other extra-legal shenangans he's pulled to date. I would enjoy that very much on two levels.

First, because this guy is a grade A assclown who's treated Maricopa county as his own personal fiefdom for way too long now.

Secondly, because the massive simultaneous head assplosion at Freep over the Feds (aka 'Holder's goon squad') taking out their beloved racist icon would be nothing short of awesome.

Conspiracy theories au go-go. Lulzy.

/Sheriff Joe is so bent if you fed him a nail he'd shiat out a corkscrew.

UCFRoadWarrior: Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate

You might not remember this because he did it before he had bin Laden killed, but..this has already happened. You can even buy a mug with the certificate right on it.

I'm impressed with those of you that "contribute" over there. I couldn't come up with such nonsense if I was getting paid by the derp.

From the comments:

"Ever since Saudi Prince Awaleed Bin Talal bought into FoxNews they been trying to silence the conservatives. They took Newt and Ron Paul off the air and if Santorum. Was still in he would be off the air too. Hannity goes over the same sh-- every night, since Breitbart came out with the birther news he don't even bring Breitbart's name up. News? BS"

So, they're starting to eat their own now?

So has anyone seen Mitt Romney's birth certificate yet?

Arizona derping =/= Hawaii duping.

Man, those guys have some interesting fascination with Obama's ass. It's a little scary.

I like this bit of goal post shifting from the comments:
the that letter is not a bc and even IF big IF there was a bc in hawaii for a child named bh obama how do we know its the same person and again he is not nor can be a natural born citizen a court can not grant him natural born citizenship only god gives that

See? Even if the birth certificate is real, that still doesn't mean the person we know as "Barack Obama" really is Barack Obama. It could be anyone up in there!

Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

Dammit- can't vote against a WND link on mobile Fark. Consider this a symbolic -1 in protest of an already greenlit thread.