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(WorldNetDaily)   Joe Arpaio's "posse": "Hawaii duped Arizona into putting Obama on the ballot and convincing them he was really born there." Because clearly duping Arizona is difficult   (wnd.com) divider line 309
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2012-05-26 11:19:52 PM  
I apologize in advance for the long post, but when I saw this in the comments section I was blown away by it.

I Mindless Obot______

Do solemnly swear without
reverence nor honor: to suspend, ignore, betray and deny the constitution of
the former evil capitalistic United States while in conspiracy with all enemies both foreign and
domestic including the stupid complicit elected republicans as long as they
allow me to insult them like the traitorous dogs they are. Constitution? What
constitution? I affirm that as long as Obama is for the working union man or says he
is, and I get my: check, or health care, or food stamps, or unemployment, or
employee pension, or Pell grant, or house loan, or abortions, or birth control
pills, or clean air and environment, or redistribution, or higher gas prices,
or solar panels, or electric cars, or windmills, or kitchen, or unemployed coal workers and pipeline
workers, or fetal stem cells, or my whole tax deductions back with a bunch of
child credits paid by the rich, or higher taxes for the rich, or some
combination of all of the above for free, from Obama, while I can remain
needful and do nothing meaningful, that I will vote for him as many times as
possible in each election whether I am a citizen or not and he can be Messiah
forever. I could care less about any crimes unless it's those of decent white
people who are all guilty or Judeo Christians unless they're really pissed
off'ed black Christians like Al Sharpton or Rev. Jeremiah Wright and self
deprecating anti-Israel Jews, etc. I swear to blame George W. Bush for
everything that Dick Cheney didn't do with Halliburton while I will always buy
all things G.E. I am against the death penalty unless it's for the unborn,
Christians, Jews, one percenters, the Tea Party, conservatives and birthers. I
am against all but government and criminals owning guns. I believe that people
don't kill people, but lower taxes, SUV's and guns kill people. I will always
vote like the stupidest Hollywood type like Joy Bahar or Oprah Winfrey. I will
follow George Soros and Media Matters' orders to 'Occupy' public and private
places and to use them as toilets. I promise to notify the Democratic National
Committee of my monetary pledge in any amount in any name for any candidate
they desire and to encourage that my congress vote for bills before we know
what's in them. I will be a good student of Marx and Mao and Alinsky or pretend
they don't exist. I will lie, cheat or betray at will for the 'Better Good' as
long as it's the socialist better good.
All crime for socialism is good crime. I will align myself in unison
with any other piece of garbage advocate as long as he gets his and I get
mine. I believe: in the communist party,
the New Black Panthers, that the only good Muslim is a radical jihadist and/or
living in the White House, a One World Government, the U.N., the World Court, that big government is good government, that
government knows best, the benefits of deficit spending. I promise to wear a hoodie, to follow blindly,
and to stand in line howling my worship for the man god Obama. I swear to
report my neighbor for political incorrectness, non compliance and their
excessive carbon footprint. My religion will be Global Warming. May Baracka Obama's
spike heeled carbon footprint massage my back. May Michelle Obama eat 2 whole
lobsters twice a day and fart in my general direction. So help me Soebarakah,
Heil! It's The Stupid Truth.


THIS IS WHAT THEY BELIEVE
 
2012-05-26 11:21:05 PM  
Wow.

OH WOW.

No wonder I lock everything down!!
 
2012-05-26 11:22:52 PM  
The comments section of that page makes my brain bleed. The sheer fact people believe this stuff so wholeheartedly is really depressing. Their idea of reality is so far removed from the real world that it's hard to see how it can be reconciled.

I have to give it to 2wolves for being able to continue responding to the stupidity.
 
2012-05-26 11:28:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just f*cking secede already

/then you can put whoever the hell retards you want on your little ballots


Oooh! Can I be the one who decides which person's baked goods are the most Truly American, all whilst belittling those with inferior 'commie' cakes as I attempt to drown the government in a bathtub? I'm not good at anything, (mostly tractors and tethered barnyard animals) but, I bet I'd be good at that!
 
2012-05-26 11:28:52 PM  

Kittypie070: Hold on, Ricardo! I can see the comments now.

I guess they were loading really slow after I unkinked my stuff and refreshed the page a couple times.

Thank you for opening your hand so kindly :)


No problem. We may not see eye-to-eye politically, but we have a similar outlook on insanity.
 
2012-05-26 11:31:04 PM  
my gosh

this is the most rabid, reality denying stuff I ever read


amazingcatcollection.com

Yeah, Palemoon's built on the Firefox engine. It's a great browser and works with most of Firefox's addons. And I can lock everything up tighter than a cat's butt.
 
2012-05-26 11:33:59 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: 2wolves: Uchiha_Cycliste: animal color: Fark needs to stop making fun of people who are so mentally challenged.

It's destroying your reputation, Farkbois.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOL

coming from YOU!?! Ha!
I guess we finally did hurt your feelings. Fantastic! You are detestable.

Careful. Saying unkind things about certain accounts could earn an erase or a timeout.

The truth is always a valid defense against libel claims.


Not on Fark.
 
2012-05-26 11:43:41 PM  
Why isn't Fark green lighting Freeper threads? Wouldn't it be more efficient to cut out the middleman?
 
2012-05-26 11:48:46 PM  

bgddy24601: I Mindless Obot qorkfiend Do solemnly swear without
reverence nor honor: I affirm that as long as Obama is for ... clean air and environment ... that I will vote for him


Double-you.
Tee.
Effffffffffffffffffffff.
 
2012-05-26 11:51:07 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ThePastafarian: Derpsistance?

/I love portmanteaus.

Is there a word for things that are themselves.
For instance say portmanteau was a portmanteau of (shoot, iono )
porty and emanteau. -> portmanteau.
Or is palindrome was spelled palindromordnilap
You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?


I wish I knew.
 
2012-05-26 11:53:33 PM  

InvertedB: The comments section of that page makes my brain bleed. The sheer fact people believe this stuff so wholeheartedly is really depressing. Their idea of reality is so far removed from the real world that it's hard to see how it can be reconciled.

I have to give it to 2wolves for being able to continue responding to the stupidity.


I have to admire 2wolves for not killing everyone over there when they challenged his military creds.

Guess those rabies shots work. ;)
 
2012-05-26 11:54:59 PM  
obama

I'm still going to win.

8 hours ago 4 Likes


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
 
2012-05-27 12:10:20 AM  

2wolves: Uchiha_Cycliste: 2wolves: Uchiha_Cycliste: animal color: Fark needs to stop making fun of people who are so mentally challenged.

It's destroying your reputation, Farkbois.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOL

coming from YOU!?! Ha!
I guess we finally did hurt your feelings. Fantastic! You are detestable.

Careful. Saying unkind things about certain accounts could earn an erase or a timeout.

The truth is always a valid defense against libel claims.

Not on Fark.


Scandalousslanderous.
 
2012-05-27 12:19:36 AM  

quatchi: Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.

Wait, when did a state getting it's own Fark tag become a "reward"?

Infamous is a kind of famous just not the good kind.

One shouldn't hide a light under a bushel neither should one allow derp to fester under a rock unnoticed, unchallenged and unmocked.

I say turn that rock over and point and laugh repeatedly until even the thickest derper gets it in his (or her) fool head that repeating Arizona-esque RW lunacy in public forums gets you laughed at, ignored or actively shunned by sane people with a moral center.

Let "RW AZ" become synonymous with "bat shiat crazy" and "pants on head retarded".

Giving them their own Fark Tag in some small way contributes to that goal.

Gotta learn 'em somehow, ignoring 'em sure the fark didn't work.

I repeat... Bring on the Arizona tag.


My best friend in HS moved from MI to Arizona our junior year.

I remember three things that blew her mind:

1. In her HS, the last period of the day was "optional" and the Mormon kids all went to religion study ten steps off campus. Optional in that if you weren't going to Mormon study you had to take a class.

2. They could pick either a pool, a circle of grass, or a small barnyard animal from an approved list for the house in their new HOA. They got grass because her mom nixed the duck idea.

3. Her HS had varsity badminton.

I get the argument aggain it but I'd say they earned it long ago.

/her parents were/are both nurses
//making bank
///thanks snowbirds
 
2012-05-27 12:35:44 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: In her HS, the last period of the day was "optional" and the Mormon kids all went to religion study ten steps off campus. Optional in that if you weren't going to Mormon study you had to take a class.



This is called "seminary" and it's not limited to Arizona. We had it in Colorado. It's treated as a non-credited class and they only take it for one semester per year. Basically, if you're short on credits your senior year (somehow) then you probably can't take Mormon seminary that year. They also offered it as an early morning class before school if you wanted to go at 6am.

They take it pretty seriously and the Mormon seminary teachers are treated by the LDS church like real teachers and have training they have to do outside of class, a structured curriculum, etc. The seminary teacher at our school was friends with the other teachers at the high school and sometimes subbed in the main office when she wasn't teaching her classes.

Other churches could probably do the same thing if they wanted to, but most of the ones that are well organized and well funded enough to pull it off just have their own private Christian schools for kids to attend full-time. At least the Mormon kids are still in public schools interacting with the real world, instead of having their entire school education from a religious institution. (That of course changes once they hit college, if they choose to attend BYU - but the same can be said of the dozens of other religious colleges around the US.)
 
2012-05-27 12:51:37 AM  
NUTN2SAY

Fellow CMC's,

This just another reminder for those who are new here.

Now many people know Vattel's Law of Nations was a book believed to be very inspirational to America's Founding Fathers as people ought to know that the Founding Fathers were very well read students of law and philosophy. They were just to darn busy to listen to radio, watch TV or go to a movie. They liked to read a lot.

....America's Founding Fathers took England's Royal Family concept and changed to CITIZEN MOTHER'S and FATHER'S GIVING BIRTH TO NATURAL BORN CITIZEN'S!

....Also keep in mind. America's Founding Fathers came from England. OK so what? Well in England only members of the Royal Family can ever be a King or Queen. Citizens of England need not apply just like in America citizens are not eligible to be a president (read Article 2 Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution)! It is so extremely plausible that America's Founding Fathers borrowed that concept when they established NATURAL BORN CITIZEN and modified it to suit the needs of the new nation that they had just formed.

The Founding Fathers wanted, like in England, presidents to have a family blood line, a heritage. This is for reasons of allegiance, loyalty, devotion and love of country as the president is also the Commander in Chief of the military. The Founding Fathers wanted Natural Born Citizens to be born to a mother (Queen like in England) and father (King like in England) who were both U.S. citizens at the time of birth! That's it! A simple twist of England rule. Instead of King's and Queen's making little King's and Queen's to be, America's Founding Fathers wanted U.S. mom and dad citizens to make future president's...NATURAL BORN CITIZENS!


WHAT THE FARK.

Bob Munck

NUTN2SAY: America's Founding Fathers took England's Royal Family concept

This was a group of men who had just published an angry document listing all of the horrible things that the King of England had done, and then fought an intense and bloody war to sever all ties with him. After that they wrote a document to define their new government, with one of the major guiding principles being that America should never have anything like a king.
Your reasoning is among the dumbest and most insane ever published at WND, and that's saying something.

11 hours ago
in reply to NUTN2SAY

NUTN2SAY

It really sounds like you are dreadfully afraid that there might be truth to what I say! You sick people keep on saying that our rule of law is based on England common law and now you desire to contradict that. And all I was saying is that the Founding Fathers could have simply "BORROWED" and "MODIFIED" from that concept.

SUCH A HYPOCRITE !

YOUR STUPID REASONING SUCKS MAN!

Giacomo Salvadore

They used a contemporary legal definiton of NBC which is why they did not spell it out in the Constitution. It was called "English Common Law" and ECL very specifically defined that an NBC was born of the soil not of the parents. And ECL was the law of the land in 1789. Our entire legal system is based on it to this day.
11 hours ago
in reply to NUTN2SAY


NUTN2SAY

Folks! Another STUPID OBAMABOT that doesn't know how to read!

Hey! STUPID OBAMABOT. If America's Founding Fathers wanted ECL to be the Law of the Land then there would be no need for the Founding Fathers to write the U.S. Constitution then. All they would have to do is put out a proclamation that states the USA adopts the English Common Law!

What another STUPID OBAMABOT!


O_O

OK, there is something very VERY WRONG with this guy.

It never improves, it's just getting worse and worse.

Is there something in the water??
 
2012-05-27 12:57:45 AM  
I have just sent the following letter to AZ Secretary of State Ken Bennett, and suggest you do the same:

Dear Mr. Bennett:

I believe that officials in the State of Montana are hiding incontrovertible proof that space aliens are seeking to obtain elected office through your state.

Please consider this a request for public records under Arizona Revised Statutes section 39-121.01 and any other applicable law for the following:

All documents received, created and/or maintained by the Arizona Secretary of State concerning investigations of space aliens from January 1, 2012 to the present.

All documents received, created and/or maintained by the Arizona Secretary of State concerning space aliens who have obtained elected office in Arizona.

All documents received, created and/or maintained by the Arizona Secretary of State concerning the efforts of the State of Montana to hide the existence of space aliens from January 1, 2012 to the present.

All documents concerning communications with any elected official or state employee of the State of Montana concerning space aliens from January 1, 2012 to the present.

Please mail copies of all such records to:
ADDRESS
ADDRESS
ADDRESS

Thank you for your help, and watch out for space aliens seeking elected office. I know you are the only one who will take this danger seriously.


AZ Secy of State email contact form
By law they are required to respond
 
2012-05-27 12:58:20 AM  
Wait. Arizona elected a guy that looks like this?

www.wnd.com

Just revoke their statehood already.
 
2012-05-27 01:03:38 AM  
Kittypie070:

Have I told you lately that I lust for your brain? Tis true.
 
2012-05-27 01:06:55 AM  
Pootsie FTW!!!

Uh....does anyone think this thread needs a badge yet?
 
x23
2012-05-27 01:10:51 AM  
can someone explain "Qbama" to me?

it makes no sense.
 
2012-05-27 01:12:06 AM  
2wolves 2012-05-27 01:03:38 AM

Kittypie070:

Have I told you lately that I lust for your brain? Tis true.


Gosh, thank you :)

[offers cuddly rubs and massive purring]
 
2012-05-27 01:13:53 AM  

Kittypie070: 2wolves 2012-05-27 01:03:38 AM

Kittypie070:

Have I told you lately that I lust for your brain? Tis true.

Gosh, thank you :)

[offers cuddly rubs and massive purring]


Behind the ear scritches only for you.
 
2012-05-27 01:18:53 AM  
OOOHHH NOT TEH EAR SCRITCHIEEEEES

[squee of witless happiness]
 
2012-05-27 01:36:51 AM  
If the TEA-GOP succeed with their "2nd amendment solution" then whatever they say will be made true in the annuals of history.

Sadly, I think the word "domestic terrorists" better describe these "came unarmed ... this time" types.

/Also, hello to the bored TSA/FBI/CIA/NSA agent reading this flagged post.
 
2012-05-27 01:47:39 AM  
Oh, the Tea Party thinks it can get away with causing a terrorist incident??

Los Angeles Rodney King riots ring a bell? The National Guard was called out.

It wasn't funny at all.

How long can a bunch of over-55 Rascal riders hold out if someone asks the state Guard units to go play hide and seek with 'em??
 
2012-05-27 01:49:41 AM  
Oh me, I tired.

Me plops.

[cushion]
 
2012-05-27 02:36:02 AM  
I'm having entirely too much fun trolling the wingnuts on wnd. One of them called me a "Nizzer". I'm assuming that's a reference to race.
 
2012-05-27 02:50:09 AM  

LincolnLogolas: I'm having entirely too much fun trolling the wingnuts on wnd. One of them called me a "Nizzer". I'm assuming that's a reference to race.


Maybe they meant nizzer:
Nizzar
 
2012-05-27 02:54:39 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: LincolnLogolas: I'm having entirely too much fun trolling the wingnuts on wnd. One of them called me a "Nizzer". I'm assuming that's a reference to race.

Maybe they meant nizzer:
Nizzar


It was "nizzah", I just checked.
 
2012-05-27 04:46:01 AM  

LincolnLogolas: hinten: He should just come clear and release the original. Won't make much difference at this point. Arizona is on the right track here. I assume Obama will do it after the election so not to impact his already tiny lead.

He already did, in 2010, right when OBL got pwned. The birthers saw it, and started screaming about "there's a smiley made out of the signature's A, that invalidates it! Our experts opened it in photoshop, created several layers, then drew on it with the paintbrush tool and the clone stamp tool, and because of that we could tell it was digitally modified! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghwharrrrrgarble!!!!!" now they're saying that the verification document has the initials of one of the registrar's underlings, thus the verification is invalid.

Nothing will make these idiots happy. They're pissed off that a Black Democrat got elected, and want to do anything they can to get him out. Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

Pure Comedy Gold, I tell ya.


Sometimes I wonder if FR isn't a giant in-joke.
 
2012-05-27 04:56:01 AM  

LincolnLogolas: I'm having entirely too much fun trolling the wingnuts on wnd. One of them called me a "Nizzer". I'm assuming that's a reference to race.


I don't see how you could keep your sanity doing that. The pattern for all of their comments id to make some incredibly outrageous claim, then when you ask for proof they say they can't provide it because it has been buried.
 
2012-05-27 05:03:23 AM  
"I don't care what anyone says, all of you morons can keep your heads stuck in the sand, but when the truth is finally learned, it will be PROVEN that the Kenyan-born Village Idiot WAS NOT born on any spec of United States soil."

Of course he wasn't born on American soil, he was born in a hospital. Very few people are born on soil anymore, even back in the 1960s.
 
2012-05-27 06:34:25 AM  

x23: can someone explain "Qbama" to me?

it makes no sense.


Don't you see? He's disseminating his Soros-based mind control by way of Qdoba! What a heinous monster!
 
2012-05-27 06:36:31 AM  
"By Jerome R Corsi"

...tells me all I need to know, closes link.
 
2012-05-27 07:06:52 AM  

LincolnLogolas: I'm having entirely too much fun trolling the wingnuts on wnd. One of them called me a "Nizzer". I'm assuming that's a reference to race.


I like the guy who chimes in [OMG Jews!!!] in every thread. Its like listening in on lunchtime at the asylum cafeteria with one or two schizos intoning repetitively in the background."
 
2012-05-27 07:23:00 AM  
So I went and dumped the doozy on a freep site that if your mom is a US citizen then you are a US citizen no matter what and provided the sources. I got called a liar, a nergo etc etc. I asked them to disprove these facts that are the law, they couldn't do it! Absolutely amazing, total brainwashing. They couldn't think! They couldn't get it that, they're so hung up on where when they should be focusing on who he came out of. Then they fall back to that Indonesia crap about forfeiting citizenship, another myth. These people are just beyond help. Obama isn't that great, but defeat him on policy, not this silly birther crap.
 
2012-05-27 07:28:31 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: IoSaturnalia: Uchiha_Cycliste: Yo thanksu get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?

autological

Awesome! thanks


Now my head hurts


See, this is why I love Fark. Where else could I go to read a thread about paranoid birther idiots, and come out having learned about an interesting linguistical paradox
 
2012-05-27 09:58:36 AM  

LincolnLogolas: Satanic_Hamster: LincolnLogolas: I'm having entirely too much fun trolling the wingnuts on wnd. One of them called me a "Nizzer". I'm assuming that's a reference to race.

Maybe they meant nizzer:
Nizzar

It was "nizzah", I just checked.


Ah, nizzah.
 
2012-05-27 11:06:26 AM  

themadtupper: BronyMedic: 2wolves: whidbey: I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?

How many Birther coffee cups would you like?

But if World Nuts Daily went bye-bye, who would we point and laugh at?

There's always the brilliant minds at Hillaryis44


Holy crap these clowns still exist? I thought they would have given up after 2011 and packed it in.
 
2012-05-27 11:10:22 AM  

ongbok: UCFRoadWarrior: Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate....the real original document. Even let Arpaio and his team personally watch this be done

They are already off the hook for any privacy concerns as Obama has already consented to release of his BC when he released the obviously phony one (only the extreme left believes that the one released last year is real)

Hawaii knows the copies they have furnished so far are bogus....because they seem to release a new version every few months when the Obama BC issue comes back to the forefront.

Hawaii is like Rick Blaine from Casablanca....except Hawaii keeps releasing bogus paperwork

Wow. Not only are you a racist, but you are a fully retarded idiot also.


He is an admitted fan of Jay Leno and has said to want to fark Whitney Cummings. Idiot doesn't even begin to scratch the surface with him.
 
2012-05-27 12:01:15 PM  

macadamnut: LincolnLogolas: Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

...

What a shame State Registrar Alvin T. Onaka won't speak to Arizona authorities.. It should be easy if there wasn't anything to hide. After all, Onaka is the one who signed Obama's fake birth certificate, and with a smiley face drawn into the "A" in Alvin no less.. Does an altered signature render a document invalid? I noticed the "A" in Alvin Onaka's signature on the 'verification of birth' document doesn't have a smiley face drawn on it.


I respect the rights of the people on the Freepers web site to say whatever the hell they want; but I just can't imagine what the fark they are basing their opinions on. They seem to have lost any rational basis for their 'facts', and have wandered off into some alternative reality where a ton of conspiracy theories are accepted as fact. It's basically a sci-fi / alternative history type role playing website at this point.

Anyone have a real idea what their motivation is? They are so 'impassioned' and unreasonable that it seems like it's hate-based, but it's not clear what (I mean in general; it's clear they hate Obama, but it goes beyond that - they hate Rush L., they hate even the 'regular' birthers) they hate - it's almost like they hate this country. Do they think at some point the country took a bad turn - that their view of government was at some point in the past a reality?
 
2012-05-27 12:37:37 PM  

bgddy24601: THIS IS WHAT THEY BELIEVE


That has to be a troll. It has to be. I read that, and I don't feel any outrage; I just wonder if it is possible for the person who wrote it to actually believe it. If they do you're talking about a seriously deranged individual.
 
2012-05-27 12:43:47 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: But I'm obfuscating my point, which is that CA's reputation was never that which Florida now bears.


Meh, I hold to my claim that California was the gold standard for American odd spot news stories for decades before Florida took the crown.

An Arizona tag would be more akin to a Texas tag than a Florida tag in my mind.
 
2012-05-27 12:54:17 PM  

Kittypie070: Oh, the Tea Party thinks it can get away with causing a terrorist incident??

Los Angeles Rodney King riots ring a bell? The National Guard was called out.

It wasn't funny at all.

How long can a bunch of over-55 Rascal riders hold out if someone asks the state Guard units to go play hide and seek with 'em??


Here in Las Vegas, we have a whole bunch of deluded 'senior patriots' who think that the National Guardsmen will either turn tail and run at the sight of them, or will switch sides. I know one "stolen valor" type (who once claimed that he went on a secret mission with George Bush to Cambodia) who plans on taking over the National Guard armory with his grandchildren in case that secret Muslim Obama is reelected.

In the short run, they will do considerable harm if they are triggered, there's going to be maybe a thousand little massacres at fast food restaurants and preschools, a few shootouts at IRS buildings, and maybe one or two federal buildings blown to Kingdom Come. In the long run, we might as a society finally get the impetus to defenestrate the old money trust fund babies from out of the tallest buildings we've got.
 
2012-05-27 01:31:25 PM  

Coelacanth: Here in Las Vegas, we have a whole bunch of deluded 'senior patriots' who think that the National Guardsmen will either turn tail and run at the sight of them, or will switch sides. I know one "stolen valor" type (who once claimed that he went on a secret mission with George Bush to Cambodia) who plans on taking over the National Guard armory with his grandchildren in case that secret Muslim Obama is reelected.

In the short run, they will do considerable harm if they are triggered, there's going to be maybe a thousand little massacres at fast food restaurants and preschools, a few shootouts at IRS buildings, and maybe one or two federal buildings blown to Kingdom Come. In the long run, we might as a society finally get the impetus to defenestrate the old money trust fund babies from out of the tallest buildings we've got.


Lone wolves, over zealous supporters, driven to this by years of violent movies and provocation by liberals, no way to have seen this coming, anyone committing violence is really a liberal, etc.
 
2012-05-27 03:01:27 PM  

zimmerman: macadamnut: LincolnLogolas: Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

...

What a shame State Registrar Alvin T. Onaka won't speak to Arizona authorities.. It should be easy if there wasn't anything to hide. After all, Onaka is the one who signed Obama's fake birth certificate, and with a smiley face drawn into the "A" in Alvin no less.. Does an altered signature render a document invalid? I noticed the "A" in Alvin Onaka's signature on the 'verification of birth' document doesn't have a smiley face drawn on it.


I respect the rights of the people on the Freepers web site to say whatever the hell they want; but I just can't imagine what the fark they are basing their opinions on. They seem to have lost any rational basis for their 'facts', and have wandered off into some alternative reality where a ton of conspiracy theories are accepted as fact. It's basically a sci-fi / alternative history type role playing website at this point.

Anyone have a real idea what their motivation is? They are so 'impassioned' and unreasonable that it seems like it's hate-based, but it's not clear what (I mean in general; it's clear they hate Obama, but it goes beyond that - they hate Rush L., they hate even the 'regular' birthers) they hate - it's almost like they hate this country. Do they think at some point the country took a bad turn - that their view of government was at some point in the past a reality?


30 plus years of GoP publicly demonizing "the liberal". And when "the liberal" happens to also be blah, the ones who buy into the demonization, double down.

The common clay of the new west
 
2012-05-27 03:27:53 PM  

SharkTrager: Wait. Arizona elected a guy that looks like this?


www.wnd.com

Just revoke their statehood already.

Shiat, they elected Jan Brewer. Nuke em from orbit.
 
2012-05-27 03:48:13 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Does this dude just try to look like the meanest, crankiest, most hateful old man possible at all times?


blog.altoarizona.comimages.sodahead.com

I think he's got Dick Cheney beat right out.
 
2012-05-27 04:37:06 PM  
Coelacanth 2012-05-27 12:54:17 PM

Kittypie070: Oh, the Tea Party thinks it can get away with causing a terrorist incident??

Los Angeles Rodney King riots ring a bell? The National Guard was called out.

It wasn't funny at all.

How long can a bunch of over-55 Rascal riders hold out if someone asks the state Guard units to go play hide and seek with 'em??


Here in Las Vegas, we have a whole bunch of deluded 'senior patriots' who think that the National Guardsmen will either turn tail and run at the sight of them, or will switch sides. I know one "stolen valor" type (who once claimed that he went on a secret mission with George Bush to Cambodia) who plans on taking over the National Guard armory with his grandchildren in case that secret Muslim Obama is reelected.

In the short run, they will do considerable harm if they are triggered, there's going to be maybe a thousand little massacres at fast food restaurants and preschools, a few shootouts at IRS buildings, and maybe one or two federal buildings blown to Kingdom Come. In the long run, we might as a society finally get the impetus to defenestrate the old money trust fund babies from out of the tallest buildings we've got.


Will we?

Really, with the modern 24/7 media the way it is??
 
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