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(WorldNetDaily)   Joe Arpaio's "posse": "Hawaii duped Arizona into putting Obama on the ballot and convincing them he was really born there." Because clearly duping Arizona is difficult   (wnd.com) divider line 309
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2012-05-26 04:57:00 PM

andersoncouncil42: Paris1127: Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...

2nded


I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.
 
2012-05-26 04:58:31 PM

LincolnLogolas: Nothing will make these idiots happy. They're pissed off that a Black Democrat got elected, and want to do anything they can to get him out. Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

Pure Comedy Gold, I tell ya.


Holy crap... it's like the walls of that chat room are drenched with digital cum stains.
 
2012-05-26 05:01:44 PM
There's no evidence that anyone came to Obama and said they have 100% proof that bin Laden was in Pakistan. They said maybe 50% at most.

That said, it must really chap your behind that the Usurper in Chief was the one to kill bin Laden, and not Admiral Lands-on-a-Carrier.


I'm particularly proud of this one.
 
2012-05-26 05:02:53 PM

Sgt Otter: NateGrey: His poor daughters...imagine having a father who does not tell the truth about his..and their own heritage. And , if, as some (and myself) believe that his real father is someone other than Obama, Sr. But even more likely, IMHO, that his real mother is some woman in Africa and Obama, Sr. actually fathered the child...then it is also unhealthy for his daughters not to have the truth about their ancestry and their blood lines/genes/etc.

When this guy

[www.capitalnewyork.com image 400x456]

has a child with a Kenyan woman

[www.iaaf.org image 600x400]

Their child would obviously be a light shade of Mochacinno.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x299]


But Obama has that same skin-whitening disease that Michael Jackson had! They must be brothers.
 
2012-05-26 05:10:03 PM
We get it.

When the justice dept, the FBI (or whomever gets to Arpaio's corrupt Sheriff's dept first), it was because Arpaio was 'that close' to revealing Obama's secret.

/It was a conspiracy.
 
2012-05-26 05:21:52 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.


And the voices of the Fark peoples called out as one, "How long, FSM, how long must we wait for the [arizona] Fark tag to be born?"

It is time.

/Maybe a few choruses of "We shall Overcome" or something?
 
2012-05-26 05:25:35 PM

quatchi: BarkingUnicorn: Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.

And the voices of the Fark peoples called out as one, "How long, FSM, how long must we wait for the [arizona] Fark tag to be born?"

It is time.

/Maybe a few choruses of "We shall Overcome" or something?


I don't think it deserves it, like I explained above.
 
2012-05-26 05:29:27 PM

quatchi: BarkingUnicorn: Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.

And the voices of the Fark peoples called out as one, "How long, FSM, how long must we wait for the [arizona] Fark tag to be born?"

It is time.

/Maybe a few choruses of "We shall Overcome" or something?


I don't think it really warrants one. Arizona stories are mostly just "right wing nutbags act like right wing nutbags." Florida stories are more like "Monkey hijacks school bus, is turned in by scorned lover."
 
2012-05-26 05:37:19 PM
That's racist in 5...4...3...
 
2012-05-26 05:37:40 PM
Couldn't subbys find something more interesting than the increasingly (if that is possible) inept world nut daily?
 
2012-05-26 05:38:07 PM

GAT_00: Sgt Otter: DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

I'm guessing this person didn't do too well on the "analogies" portion of the SATs.

I never took the SAT, but the GRE's analogies were absurd. Anyone took both and have an opinion on which was worse?

Took the ACT.


They were both stupid imho.

/no sour grapes, got 99%ile on GRE verbal
//ooh look at me I know how to take a test
///well that + a friend gave me her password to her online test prep because her parents could afford the couple hundred it cost. I had a $15 vocab book but it's not *really* about vocab...
////slashtastic
 
2012-05-26 05:44:08 PM
Arpayaso
 
2012-05-26 05:44:15 PM

odinsposse:
Parent: Look, there's an alien symbol right here.
Kid: That's an ampersand.


+1
 
2012-05-26 05:50:30 PM

Somacandra: LincolnLogolas: Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

[i.imgur.com image 250x250]


Unpossible. No one knew Barry O'Fart before he moved to Chicago.

NOT. ONE. SINGLE. PERSON. ANYWHERE.
 
2012-05-26 05:55:10 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: NOT. ONE. SINGLE. PERSON. ANYWHERE.


Saul Alinsky?
 
2012-05-26 05:55:27 PM
Can we just call birthers a pack of racist farkwits and be done with it?

Swear to the gods, I am surprised no one has shipped Shetiff Joe's office a pack of KKK costumes.
 
2012-05-26 06:01:27 PM

BarkingUnicorn: hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.

Then why would Arizonans live in a hellhole like Arizona instead of a tropical paradise like Hawaii?


In general the American Southwest is an interesting place, a place where who has moved there thinks of themselves as a lone Clint Eastwood-type, braving the harsh elements, fighting an against the wall battle against injustice....while riding their golf cart out to the mailbox to pick up their SS checks.

Arizona...The Home Of The Rugged Golf Cart Individualist.
 
2012-05-26 06:11:22 PM

Somacandra: I gotta say--this is pretty nice derp. I've built up a sort of resistance--tolerance if you will for this kind of thing. Its gotten to where I need derp of a higher quality and purity to get my fix for conspiracy schtick. Some of the other Obama Derangement Syndrome stuff just doesn't do it anymore ('American Thinker,' for one). Corsi's good at spinning up a story like this. Its focused and not adulterated or cut with chemtrails or numbers stations derp. I need details--like the putting of mysterious initials besides a government seal that don't match the Secretary of Health's initials. And not overly technical, like pixels and layers. Its just my speed. I hope--I really hope, that somehow this makes it into a televised live Presidential debate. I would probably have some sort of derpgasm if it did.


Derpsistance?

/I love portmanteaus.
 
2012-05-26 06:12:51 PM
I'm surprised Arpaio's head hasn't exploded yet.
 
2012-05-26 06:18:29 PM

ThePastafarian: Derpsistance?

/I love portmanteaus.


Is there a word for things that are themselves.
For instance say portmanteau was a portmanteau of (shoot, iono )
porty and emanteau. -> portmanteau.
Or is palindrome was spelled palindromordnilap
You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?
 
2012-05-26 06:18:30 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: andersoncouncil42: Paris1127: Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...

2nded

I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.


Hm. Good points! I withdraw my request for an Arizona tag.

Damn, that's the second time today that I've changed my mind on Politics! Maybe I should be running for President.
 
2012-05-26 06:21:05 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste:
You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?


stoned.
 
2012-05-26 06:22:18 PM
Does this dude just try to look like the meanest, crankiest, most hateful old man possible at all times? Do all the old snowbird racist bigots in Arizona just connect with this guy because, unlike them, this guy at least has the balls to act on his hatred and human-rights-violation-fetish?
cnsnews.com
blog.altoarizona.com
media.salon.com
www.copblock.org
 
2012-05-26 06:29:27 PM

KiplingKat872: Can we just call birthers a pack of racist farkwits and be done with it?

Swear to the gods, I am surprised no one has shipped Shetiff Joe's office a pack of KKK costumes.


To Sheriff Joe, they're not costumes.
 
2012-05-26 06:30:31 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.


Wait, when did a state getting it's own Fark tag become a "reward"?

Infamous is a kind of famous just not the good kind.

One shouldn't hide a light under a bushel neither should one allow derp to fester under a rock unnoticed, unchallenged and unmocked.

I say turn that rock over and point and laugh repeatedly until even the thickest derper gets it in his (or her) fool head that repeating Arizona-esque RW lunacy in public forums gets you laughed at, ignored or actively shunned by sane people with a moral center.

Let "RW AZ" become synonymous with "bat shiat crazy" and "pants on head retarded".

Giving them their own Fark Tag in some small way contributes to that goal.

Gotta learn 'em somehow, ignoring 'em sure the fark didn't work.

I repeat... Bring on the Arizona tag.
 
2012-05-26 06:35:19 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate....the real original document. Even let Arpaio and his team personally watch this be done

They are already off the hook for any privacy concerns as Obama has already consented to release of his BC when he released the obviously phony one (only the extreme left believes that the one released last year is real)

Hawaii knows the copies they have furnished so far are bogus....because they seem to release a new version every few months when the Obama BC issue comes back to the forefront.

Hawaii is like Rick Blaine from Casablanca....except Hawaii keeps releasing bogus paperwork


Wow. Not only are you a racist, but you are a fully retarded idiot also.
 
2012-05-26 06:36:41 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?


autological
 
2012-05-26 06:37:17 PM
Proof that birtherism is a crock of shiat - notice how peaceful, untrollified this thread is.

//even the usual flies won't buzz around this turd
 
2012-05-26 06:38:02 PM

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


And when your children produce their homework, and then you want more home work, and they give you that homework, and you scream at your kids that they aren't giving you their homework, so you go to the school and demand your children's homework, and the school says the homework your child showed you is their homework, and so you start screaming that the school is a part of the conspiracy, they take you away and put you in a padded room.
 
2012-05-26 06:38:36 PM

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


If you want to see you kid's homework, why don't you ask your CHILD? And if they don't have it, isn't it usually because the dog ate it? I'm not sure suing Fido's intestines would do much good under the circumstances.
 
2012-05-26 06:38:51 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste:
Is there a word for things that are themselves.
For instance say portmanteau was a portmanteau of (shoot, iono )
porty and emanteau. -> portmanteau.
Or is palindrome was spelled palindromordnilap
You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?


Autological words. Such as pentasyllabic.

/also called homological words
 
2012-05-26 06:38:51 PM

ongbok: Wow. Not only are you a racist, but you are a fully retarded idiot also.


Hey now that's not fair to people who are retarded.
 
2012-05-26 06:41:01 PM

IoSaturnalia: Uchiha_Cycliste: You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?

autological


Curses, foiled again!
 
2012-05-26 06:47:28 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Does this dude just try to look like the meanest, crankiest, most hateful old man possible at all times? Do all the old snowbird racist bigots in Arizona just connect with this guy because, unlike them, this guy at least has the balls to act on his hatred and human-rights-violation-fetish?
[cnsnews.com image 512x384]
[blog.altoarizona.com image 640x353]
[media.salon.com image 460x307]
[www.copblock.org image 525x294]


He always looks like he needs more prune juice and leafy greens in his diet.
 
2012-05-26 06:47:34 PM

IoSaturnalia: Uchiha_Cycliste: Yo thanksu get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?

autological


Awesome! thanks
 
2012-05-26 06:52:50 PM

quatchi: Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.

Wait, when did a state getting it's own Fark tag become a "reward"?

Infamous is a kind of famous just not the good kind.

One shouldn't hide a light under a bushel neither should one allow derp to fester under a rock unnoticed, unchallenged and unmocked.

I say turn that rock over and point and laugh repeatedly until even the thickest derper gets it in his (or her) fool head that repeating Arizona-esque RW lunacy in public forums gets you laughed at, ignored or actively shunned by sane people with a moral center.

Let "RW AZ" become synonymous with "bat shiat crazy" and "pants on head retarded".

Giving them their own Fark Tag in some small way contributes to that goal.

Gotta learn 'em somehow, ignoring 'em sure the fark didn't work.

I repeat... Bring on the Arizona tag.


the problem here is that the retards that need to be aware and change either aren't on Fark or won't be moved by it. Similarly, the people that are on Fark ad would recognize the shame of an Arizona tag are already aware of their derptardedness. Besides, someday all the blue-hairs will be dead and the flow evil derp will slow to a crawl and then we are left with a tag that has no meaning.
Contrast that with the Florida tag, whose use almost always indicates great lols to follow. It's a great heads up that something that could only happen in Florida is about to be read about. I feel the two tags and their two meanings and their two usages are to contradictory and that Arizona shouldn't be rewarded for being evil, racist, hateful douchebags.
 
2012-05-26 06:55:15 PM

KiplingKat872: Can we just call birthers a pack of racist farkwits and be done with it?

Swear to the gods, I am surprised no one has shipped Shetiff Joe's office a pack of KKK costumes.


I am sure he has one of his own.
 
2012-05-26 06:55:20 PM

Ilmarinen: IoSaturnalia: Uchiha_Cycliste: You get what I'm asking? Is there a word for that?

autological

Curses, foiled again!


Thank you still, though. You guys are as brilliant as you are awesome.
 
2012-05-26 06:56:11 PM
I can't decide if this guy should put on a klan hood or a straight jacket. Either way he is presently under-dressed.
 
2012-05-26 06:58:36 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: quatchi: Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.

Wait, when did a state getting it's own Fark tag become a "reward"?

Infamous is a kind of famous just not the good kind.

One shouldn't hide a light under a bushel neither should one allow derp to fester under a rock unnoticed, unchallenged and unmocked.

I say turn that rock over and point and laugh repeatedly until even the thickest derper gets it in his (or her) fool head that repeating Arizona-esque RW lunacy in public forums gets you laughed at, ignored or actively shunned by sane people with a moral center.

Let "RW AZ" become synonymous with "bat shiat crazy" and "pants on head retarded".

Giving them their own Fark Tag in some small way contributes to that goal.

Gotta learn 'em somehow, ignoring 'em sure the fark didn't work.

I repeat... Bring on the Arizona tag.

the problem here is that the retards that need to be aware and change either aren't on Fark or won't be moved by it. Similarly, the people that are on Fark ad would recognize the shame of an Arizona tag are already aware of their derptardedness. Besides, someday all the blue-hairs will be dead and the flow evil derp will slow to a crawl and then we are left with a tag that has no meaning.
Contrast that with the Florida tag, whose use almost always indicates great lols to follow. It's a great heads up that something that could only happen in Florida is about to be read about. I feel the two tags and their two meanings and their two usages are to contradictory and that Arizona shouldn't be rewarded for being evil, racist, hateful douchebags.


But Fark inspired the "Flori-DUH" column in the South Florida Sun-Sentinel! Maybe we could inspire the Arizona Republic to do likewise.

/nah, that paper is Arpaio's catamite.
 
2012-05-26 07:00:30 PM
Oooh, I know!

Hawaii 5-0 over Arizona!

/WHY did that take me so long?
 
2012-05-26 07:07:51 PM
 
2012-05-26 07:09:24 PM

The English Major: Then they'd quickly be conquered by Mexico and--well, wait, there's no downside to this, clearly.


Until Mexico gives them back.
 
2012-05-26 07:13:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Uchiha_Cycliste: quatchi: Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't think it deserves it. Only bad, strange, evil and frustrating things come from Arizona. Florida earned their tag because of all the wild, crazy, wacky, insane, unbelievable, super-stupid, incomprehensible tales that come out of there, on a regular basis, In addition to all the normal evil GOP stupidity. Arizona is not fun and exciting, it's depressing and an embarrassment and its behavior should not be rewarded.

Wait, when did a state getting it's own Fark tag become a "reward"?

Infamous is a kind of famous just not the good kind.

One shouldn't hide a light under a bushel neither should one allow derp to fester under a rock unnoticed, unchallenged and unmocked.

I say turn that rock over and point and laugh repeatedly until even the thickest derper gets it in his (or her) fool head that repeating Arizona-esque RW lunacy in public forums gets you laughed at, ignored or actively shunned by sane people with a moral center.

Let "RW AZ" become synonymous with "bat shiat crazy" and "pants on head retarded".

Giving them their own Fark Tag in some small way contributes to that goal.

Gotta learn 'em somehow, ignoring 'em sure the fark didn't work.

I repeat... Bring on the Arizona tag.

the problem here is that the retards that need to be aware and change either aren't on Fark or won't be moved by it. Similarly, the people that are on Fark ad would recognize the shame of an Arizona tag are already aware of their derptardedness. Besides, someday all the blue-hairs will be dead and the flow evil derp will slow to a crawl and then we are left with a tag that has no meaning.
Contrast that with the Florida tag, whose use almost always indicates great lols to follow. It's a great heads up that something that could only happen in Florida is about to be read about. I feel the two tags and their two meanings and their two usages are to contradictory and that Arizona shouldn't be rewarded for being evil, racist, hateful doucheb ...


I doubt we can get them on board. The floriduh thing was endearing, sort of like
media.giantbomb.com
The Arizona tag would be "God damn! you guys are just idiots. We hate you so very, very much. What the F*CK is wrong with you?!?!?
I doubt they would like that.
 
2012-05-26 07:15:01 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: the problem here is that the retards that need to be aware and change either aren't on Fark or won't be moved by it. Similarly, the people that are on Fark ad would recognize the shame of an Arizona tag are already aware of their derptardedness. Besides, someday all the blue-hairs will be dead and the flow evil derp will slow to a crawl and then we are left with a tag that has no meaning.
Contrast that with the Florida tag, whose use almost always indicates great lols to follow. It's a great heads up that something that could only happen in Florida is about to be read about. I feel the two tags and their two meanings and their two usages are to contradictory and that Arizona shouldn't be rewarded for being evil, racist, hateful douchebags.


Yeah, I get that. Just saying that one time California was the gold standard for American weird lulz-filled tales until Florida supplanted it and that Arizona seems to be the new standard. Darker lulz to be sure but those are the time we live in now.

/Mostly I'm just killing time at work until I can go D3 out like the tard I am. ^_^
 
2012-05-26 07:17:58 PM
Hawaii is sexy. Arizona never stood a chance.
 
2012-05-26 07:22:44 PM

djkutch: Hawaii is sexy. Arizona never stood a chance.


MFers ate Capt. Cook.

Just sayin'.
 
2012-05-26 07:28:10 PM

quatchi: Uchiha_Cycliste: the problem here is that the retards that need to be aware and change either aren't on Fark or won't be moved by it. Similarly, the people that are on Fark ad would recognize the shame of an Arizona tag are already aware of their derptardedness. Besides, someday all the blue-hairs will be dead and the flow evil derp will slow to a crawl and then we are left with a tag that has no meaning.
Contrast that with the Florida tag, whose use almost always indicates great lols to follow. It's a great heads up that something that could only happen in Florida is about to be read about. I feel the two tags and their two meanings and their two usages are to contradictory and that Arizona shouldn't be rewarded for being evil, racist, hateful douchebags.

Yeah, I get that. Just saying that one time California was the gold standard for American weird lulz-filled tales until Florida supplanted it and that Arizona seems to be the new standard. Darker lulz to be sure but those are the time we live in now.

/Mostly I'm just killing time at work until I can go D3 out like the tard I am. ^_^


I disagree that CA had the same reputation. I think our rep was along the lines of "Those god damn liberals, or those stupid moonbats. I think there was always a partisan slant and partisan origin behind the rants. Now instead of all of CA, Berkeley (specifically UC Berkeley) and Haight/Ashbury still have that reputation. Ironically, Cal is pretty conservative these days, the students just don't give a shiat about anything beyond their studies (and partying) it's the city that is full blown Looney. But I'm obfuscating my point, which is that CA's reputation was never that which Florida now bears.
 
2012-05-26 07:40:35 PM

Mentat: The English Major: Then they'd quickly be conquered by Mexico and--well, wait, there's no downside to this, clearly.

Until Mexico gives them back.


This. We already have enough crazy here. We don't want to add some more.

/Also
//The Arizona crazy still pours down here
///Not all that come here are crazy, at least in the bad/creepy kind
 
2012-05-26 07:40:54 PM
Classic conspiracy theory idiocy.

1. Make a claim that you're "investigating"

2. Get proof that your theory is incorrect

3. Denounce proof that contradicts your theory

4. Claim that lack of evidence proving your own theory is proof of the conspiracy
 
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