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(WorldNetDaily)   Joe Arpaio's "posse": "Hawaii duped Arizona into putting Obama on the ballot and convincing them he was really born there." Because clearly duping Arizona is difficult   (wnd.com) divider line 309
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2012-05-26 03:17:45 PM

MindStalker: Personally I'm really, really hoping they do leave Obama off the final ballot in November. This would cause Nevada to break so many federal elections rules that Nevada's votes (for Romney) would probably be thrown out. Its enough votes that it could hand the election to Obama. THAT would be epic lulz!


I'm not getting the connection here. Why would AZ leaving someone off the ballot cause NV to break elections rules?

/Serious
//Very interested to know
 
2012-05-26 03:18:04 PM
Just Arizona? What about the other 56 states?
 
2012-05-26 03:19:48 PM
Looks like Bennett's lost both the sane vote by purusing birther claims and the crazy vote by accepting the Hawaiian birth certificate. So what should he have done? He should have said something like "I disagree with the President's policies as much as you do, but these birther claims are not only ridiculous by an affront to the dignity of the office of President. I'll work as hard as any of you to get Obama out of office, but spare me these demands for further pointless and expensive investigation into a manufactured controversy."

But he didn't. He who lives by the derp, dies by the derp.
 
2012-05-26 03:20:43 PM

hinten: He should just come clear and release the original.


The original what? We have his birth certificate and the long-form that usually isn't released. What mystical documentation is still missing that would finally clear this totally-not-a-racially-motivated-conspiracy-theory problem?
 
2012-05-26 03:21:00 PM

MindStalker: Personally I'm really, really hoping they do leave Obama off the final ballot in November. This would cause Nevada to break so many federal elections rules that Nevada's votes (for Romney) would probably be thrown out. Its enough votes that it could hand the election to Obama. THAT would be epic lulz!


Shirley you mean Arizona?
 
2012-05-26 03:23:47 PM
I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?
 
2012-05-26 03:26:09 PM

qorkfiend: MindStalker: Personally I'm really, really hoping they do leave Obama off the final ballot in November. This would cause Nevada to break so many federal elections rules that Nevada's votes (for Romney) would probably be thrown out. Its enough votes that it could hand the election to Obama. THAT would be epic lulz!

Shirley you mean Arizona?


Of course, and don't call me Shirley.
 
2012-05-26 03:28:27 PM

hinten: He should just come clear and release the original. Won't make much difference at this point. Arizona is on the right track here. I assume Obama will do it after the election so not to impact his already tiny lead.


He did. In 2010.
 
2012-05-26 03:30:03 PM

macadamnut: Just Arizona? What about the other 56 states?


huuurrrrrrrr
 
2012-05-26 03:37:07 PM

whidbey: I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?


How many Birther coffee cups would you like?
 
2012-05-26 03:39:05 PM
2wolves: whidbey: I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?

How many Birther coffee cups would you like?


But if World Nuts Daily went bye-bye, who would we point and laugh at?
 
2012-05-26 03:44:32 PM
Come on guys, I'm just trying to get this thread going.
 
2012-05-26 03:49:22 PM

Lunchlady: macadamnut: Just Arizona? What about the other 56 states?

huuurrrrrrrr


I like how they can't even get this joke right. Taken literally, he actually thought there was sixty states.


"It is wonderful to be back in Oregon," Obama said. "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."


57 plus "one left to go," plus Alaska and Hawaii = 60 states.
 
2012-05-26 03:49:31 PM
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/oblig
 
2012-05-26 03:50:49 PM
Hawaii should just call all the Birthers bluff and release the actual real copy of Obama's Birth Certificate...

[notsureiftrollorstupid]
 
2012-05-26 03:56:39 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: BarkingUnicorn: hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.

Then why would Arizonans live in a hellhole like Arizona instead of a tropical paradise like Hawaii?

Retirees. RVs. Question answered.


But Hawaii has Interstate Highways!
 
2012-05-26 03:56:48 PM
I gotta say--this is pretty nice derp. I've built up a sort of resistance--tolerance if you will for this kind of thing. Its gotten to where I need derp of a higher quality and purity to get my fix for conspiracy schtick. Some of the other Obama Derangement Syndrome stuff just doesn't do it anymore ('American Thinker,' for one). Corsi's good at spinning up a story like this. Its focused and not adulterated or cut with chemtrails or numbers stations derp. I need details--like the putting of mysterious initials besides a government seal that don't match the Secretary of Health's initials. And not overly technical, like pixels and layers. Its just my speed. I hope--I really hope, that somehow this makes it into a televised live Presidential debate. I would probably have some sort of derpgasm if it did.
 
2012-05-26 03:59:29 PM

Sgt Otter: 57 plus "one left to go," plus Alaska and Hawaii = 60 states.


I know he and Hillary didn't get to visit Guam or American Samoa personally--they addressed them by video. I don't remember if they did Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands in person or not.
 
2012-05-26 03:59:33 PM
Officials in every state are probably getting contacted by a number of cranks who demand that Obama not be on the ballot.
 
2012-05-26 04:00:14 PM
images2.dailykos.com
It's a bunch of garbage!
 
2012-05-26 04:01:28 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Anenu: So has anyone seen Mitt Romney's birth certificate yet?

"Arpaio"? What the hell kinda name is that?


Joe has said it's Italian.
 
2012-05-26 04:01:30 PM

2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

It is moderated for naughty worlds and words like lynch, successful and attractive, kill and others.


What you might find on a naughty world:

i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 04:05:18 PM

Somacandra: Sgt Otter: 57 plus "one left to go," plus Alaska and Hawaii = 60 states.

I know he and Hillary didn't get to visit Guam or American Samoa personally--they addressed them by video. I don't remember if they did Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands in person or not.


So, basically, one could argue that he meant 47 + 3, making fifty, but misspoke? Nahhhh....

/In what respect, Charlie?
 
2012-05-26 04:07:11 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-05-26 04:12:48 PM

born_yesterday: So, basically, one could argue that he meant 47 + 3, making fifty, but misspoke? Nahhhh....


I have no idea what he was saying. I remember he was exhausted when talking about it, and that there are more than 50 primaries/caucuses that take place in territories/protectorates like Guam and Puerto Rico. But I don't know what he was talking about--I doubt he remembers. Bigger things on his plate these days, y'know.
 
2012-05-26 04:13:36 PM

hinten: He should just come clear and release the original. Won't make much difference at this point. Arizona is on the right track here. I assume Obama will do it after the election so not to impact his already tiny lead.


He already did, in 2010, right when OBL got pwned. The birthers saw it, and started screaming about "there's a smiley made out of the signature's A, that invalidates it! Our experts opened it in photoshop, created several layers, then drew on it with the paintbrush tool and the clone stamp tool, and because of that we could tell it was digitally modified! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghwharrrrrgarble!!!!!" now they're saying that the verification document has the initials of one of the registrar's underlings, thus the verification is invalid.

Nothing will make these idiots happy. They're pissed off that a Black Democrat got elected, and want to do anything they can to get him out. Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.

Pure Comedy Gold, I tell ya.
 
2012-05-26 04:14:00 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 04:14:08 PM

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


Actual conversation between this parent and his child.

Parent: Did you do your homework?
Kid: Yep, here it is.
Parent: This doesn't look right to me. You'll have to show your work.
Kid: But it's an English paper. Showing my work would just be me rewriting all of the things I thought of while thinking up this paper.
Parent: You're clearly lying about this being your homework. I won't believe you until you show your work.
Kid: Fine (walks off and returns). Here's my homework. I showed my work.
Parent: How do I know you did this and didn't just have these thoughts beamed to you by an alien?
Kid: Because that's insane.
Parent: Look, there's an alien symbol right here.
Kid: That's an ampersand.
Parent: That's just what the liberal media wants you to think.
Kid: I want to be emancipated.
 
2012-05-26 04:14:09 PM

BronyMedic: 2wolves: whidbey: I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?

How many Birther coffee cups would you like?

But if World Nuts Daily went bye-bye, who would we point and laugh at?


There's always NewsMax and Free Republic, and there's overtly dominionist and teatard sites where one can find lulz and headdesk material :D

(Seriously, WND is tame compared to stuff in what I term Deep Derp territory...we're talking AFA newsletters and NARasite and "Christian Patriot" papers and the like; the Freepers are pretty much where a lot of that grade of derp starts going into the Derp Mainstream.)
 
2012-05-26 04:15:00 PM

LincolnLogolas: Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-26 04:17:19 PM

LincolnLogolas: hinten:

Pure Comedy Gold, I tell ya.


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2888168/posts

"To: Nasher; GeronL

Sheriff Joe for president!!"
 
2012-05-26 04:17:28 PM

Somacandra: Its gotten to where I need derp of a higher quality and purity to get my fix for conspiracy schtick.


♫ Might as well face it you're addicted to derp ♫
 
2012-05-26 04:18:34 PM

Paris1127: Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...


2nded
 
2012-05-26 04:21:34 PM
Meanwhile, over in the Geek tab, a law professor at Arizona State University has written a scholarly treatise on estate planning for zombies.

Yes, bring on the Arizona tag, please.
 
2012-05-26 04:22:24 PM

LincolnLogolas: Pure Comedy Gold, I tell ya.


To: Red_Devil 232
I do not know this guy Bennett but I did know he would come down on Obambi's side.

Curiously, Bennett did not come down on Obama's side, but he did publicly apologize and publicly state he is not pursuing the matter further, which is almost exactly what every other public figure has done after publicly questioning the validity of the eminently invalid bozo.

It's almost like the imperial knee-cappers are delivering the same scripted threat to all the people who diss the pissant.

I wonder if the knee-cappers use a teleprompter
 
2012-05-26 04:29:36 PM

LincolnLogolas: Go check out the Freeper thread on this exact same topic.... It's comedy gold.


...

What a shame State Registrar Alvin T. Onaka won't speak to Arizona authorities.. It should be easy if there wasn't anything to hide. After all, Onaka is the one who signed Obama's fake birth certificate, and with a smiley face drawn into the "A" in Alvin no less.. Does an altered signature render a document invalid? I noticed the "A" in Alvin Onaka's signature on the 'verification of birth' document doesn't have a smiley face drawn on it.
www.wnd.com

...

i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 04:38:24 PM
The freepers are all now talking about how Corsi and Arpaio are going to mysteriously die, since they have incontrovertible proof that Obama is a Kenyan Islamofascist Marxist Userper.
 
2012-05-26 04:38:38 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: hinten: He should just come clear and release the original.

The original what? We have his birth certificate and the long-form that usually isn't released. What mystical documentation is still missing that would finally clear this totally-not-a-racially-motivated-conspiracy-theory problem?


They must mean the parchment hand-written original signed by the King of Hawaii and sealed with the Great Pineapple.
 
2012-05-26 04:39:11 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Lenny_da_Hog: BarkingUnicorn: hinten: Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.

Then why would Arizonans live in a hellhole like Arizona instead of a tropical paradise like Hawaii?

Retirees. RVs. Question answered.

But Hawaii has Interstate Highways!


senseofrightalliance.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-26 04:42:04 PM

BronyMedic: 2wolves: whidbey: I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?

How many Birther coffee cups would you like?

But if World Nuts Daily went bye-bye, who would we point and laugh at?


There's always the brilliant minds at Hillaryis44
 
2012-05-26 04:42:58 PM

His poor daughters...imagine having a father who does not tell the truth about his..and their own heritage. And , if, as some (and myself) believe that his real father is someone other than Obama, Sr. But even more likely, IMHO, that his real mother is some woman in Africa and Obama, Sr. actually fathered the child...then it is also unhealthy for his daughters not to have the truth about their ancestry and their blood lines/genes/etc.

 
2012-05-26 04:43:56 PM
When using the name Barry to refer to the President, please use the name Willard when referring to Romney.
 
2012-05-26 04:45:37 PM

jake_lex: Why the fark isn't this piece of shiat in jail yet?


Slow down tiger, 1st you have to get him impeached
 
2012-05-26 04:46:42 PM

rnld: When using the name Barry to refer to the President, please use the name Willard when referring to Romney.


Well, it would be disrespectful to call the POTUS "Hussy," wouldn't it?
 
2012-05-26 04:46:47 PM
Ah, this is good stuff that's only going to help Obama. Romney embraces the teahadists/birthers, he alienates a sizeable portion of potential Republican voters that aren't crazy, and they stay home on election day (or worse, vote for Obama). Romney ignores the teahadists/birthers, and the teahadists/birthers stay home on election day or cast their vote for some crazy Teahadist/Birther candidate.

Working with or ignoring the birthers also means working with or ignoring the teahadists, because if you ask any Teahadist or Birther where Fartbongo HUSSEIN ZeroBambi was born, they'll give you the exact same answer.
 
2012-05-26 04:48:50 PM
AI said a hurp durp hurpitty durp, hurp hurp hurp till ya durp!
 
2012-05-26 04:51:28 PM

themadtupper: BronyMedic: 2wolves: whidbey: I wonder how many desperate poverty-stricken people would benefit from an across-the-board liquidation of World Nut Daily's assets?

Just a few? Many?

How many Birther coffee cups would you like?

But if World Nuts Daily went bye-bye, who would we point and laugh at?

There's always the brilliant minds at Hillaryis44


I had no idea that site even still existed. Sheer awesomesauce.
 
2012-05-26 04:52:26 PM

NateGrey: His poor daughters...imagine having a father who does not tell the truth about his..and their own heritage. And , if, as some (and myself) believe that his real father is someone other than Obama, Sr. But even more likely, IMHO, that his real mother is some woman in Africa and Obama, Sr. actually fathered the child...then it is also unhealthy for his daughters not to have the truth about their ancestry and their blood lines/genes/etc.


When this guy

www.capitalnewyork.com

has a child with a Kenyan woman

www.iaaf.org

Their child would obviously be a light shade of Mochacinno.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-26 04:52:31 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.


ftcs
Ken
I do not know were Qbama will go after the elections. He cannot stay in the U.S., because that would open him up to prosecution. He can't go to Kenya, his cousin Odinga would have to exterminate him. He can't go to Cuba, the Cuban's would k_ll him. He can't go to Haiti, the Haitians would get him too, after the way he abandoned them after the earthquake. Where would he be welcome?

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2012-05-26 04:53:12 PM
My theory is that he was born in Kenya,(and the Kenyan grandmother was right about seeing him born there)not to Stanley Ann, but to another woman and Obama, Sr. was the father. We all have heard that he had other "wives" and relationships. Then, in order to maintain and strengthen her own relationship with Obama, Sr. Stanley Anne agreed to raise him as their own, and eventually (when the marriage - if they were married - fell apart) brought him to Hawaii where she raised him (for a while) in order to save him from the life he would have had living in a hut in Africa. When she brought this baby home her parents put a "birth" announcement in the Hawaii paper rather than admit that he was the illegitimate child of her lover/husband and some other woman in Kenya, and claimed he was her natural child so he could be called an "American citizen."


This is what Republicans actually believe!
 
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