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(WorldNetDaily)   Joe Arpaio's "posse": "Hawaii duped Arizona into putting Obama on the ballot and convincing them he was really born there." Because clearly duping Arizona is difficult   (wnd.com) divider line 309
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2012-05-26 11:03:49 AM
This conspiracy gets bigger every day.
 
2012-05-26 11:06:30 AM
Just f*cking secede already

/then you can put whoever the hell retards you want on your little ballots
 
2012-05-26 11:08:32 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just f*cking secede already

/then you can put whoever the hell retards you want on your little ballots


Then they'd quickly be conquered by Mexico and--well, wait, there's no downside to this, clearly.
 
2012-05-26 11:10:10 AM
Yes, it's a conspiracy. It has to be that, or maybe, just maybe, everyone's story is the same because...wait for it...wait for it...wait for it...it just might have the embarrassing condition of being...true.

Wankers.
 
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2012-05-26 11:11:06 AM
Shut the fark up you racist dick.
 
2012-05-26 11:11:47 AM
Dammit- can't vote against a WND link on mobile Fark. Consider this a symbolic -1 in protest of an already greenlit thread.
 
2012-05-26 11:17:56 AM
Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."
 
2012-05-26 11:20:29 AM
Sheriff Joe, WND, birtherism. This had greenlight written all over it. Subby's going after low-hanging fruit.
 
2012-05-26 11:22:59 AM

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


Press charges? Those are some tough farking parents.
 
2012-05-26 11:23:58 AM
Why the fark isn't this piece of shiat in jail yet?
 
2012-05-26 11:24:42 AM

Ennuipoet: DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

Press charges? Those are some tough farking parents.


That, or maybe he wants to smack Obama on the ass and send to bed without supper
 
2012-05-26 11:26:17 AM

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


*facepalm.jpg*
 
2012-05-26 11:28:22 AM
my first thought is that someone needs to take him out back and put him out of our misery, but that would just make a martyr of him and give his legion of idiots an other peice of "proof" that n0bmallamadingdong was out to silence them all

...so glad when this election season is over
 
2012-05-26 11:30:50 AM
It's very apparent that not so clearly duping Arizona is quite easy though.
 
2012-05-26 11:36:12 AM
Well of course they did. Isn't that much obvious?

They can lie all they want about Obama's citizenship, but we'll never believe them because we know he's not a citizen.
 
2012-05-26 11:36:33 AM

Wanebo: It's very apparent that not so clearly duping Arizona is quite easy though.


Sheriff Joe would know about duping Arizona
 
2012-05-26 11:38:29 AM

Metalupis: my first thought is that someone needs to take him out back and put him out of our misery, but that would just make a martyr of him and give his legion of idiots an other peice of "proof" that n0bmallamadingdong was out to silence them all

...so glad when this election season is over


The American election season is NEVER over.
 
2012-05-26 11:52:59 AM

Metalupis: my first thought is that someone needs to take him out back and put him out of our misery,


Careful. You're only allowed to say that about Democratic Congresscritters around here.
 
2012-05-26 11:54:02 AM

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


I'm guessing this person didn't do too well on the "analogies" portion of the SATs.
 
2012-05-26 12:03:35 PM
ToxicMunkee:

The American election season is NEVER over.


Yeah, there's a short period after the Presidential Election before the new Congress is installed...the so-called "lame duck Congress." Runs from election day to about January 3 in PE years. No one's campaigning, the transition is in full effect, etc. It's a blissful six weeks.
 
2012-05-26 12:06:37 PM

Sgt Otter: DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

I'm guessing this person didn't do too well on the "analogies" portion of the SATs.


I never took the SAT, but the GRE's analogies were absurd. Anyone took both and have an opinion on which was worse?

Took the ACT.
 
2012-05-26 12:15:15 PM

DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."


I liked this comment. *whistles innocently*
 
2012-05-26 12:20:33 PM
How did he trick Arizona? The old "got your nose"? Or did Obama jingle his keys and make a funny face?
 
2012-05-26 12:25:30 PM
Can we get a f*cking Arizona tag already? They've earned it...
 
2012-05-26 12:25:57 PM
God I hate these people. I am so sick of birther bullsh*t.
 
2012-05-26 12:28:49 PM

violentsalvation: God I hate these people. I am so sick of birther bullsh*t.


Pretty sure you're going to love this election then. Romney won't touch it, that's a given. Even with how oddly ineffective his campaign is given the experience they should have, they know better than that. Quite a few of his supporters, however, will keep bringing it up.
 
2012-05-26 12:42:26 PM

GAT_00: Quite a few of his supporters, however, will keep bringing it up.


Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. (The birthers, not you.)

Reminds me of that whole moral majority thing back in the 80s, when Fallwell assured Reagan and the American People that he spoke for the "majority" of Americans who thought EXACTLY like he did.

Of course, now it would be re-phrased to "the majority of REAL Americans."
 
2012-05-26 12:44:24 PM
"..really doesn't verify anything of significance"

Just like pursuing the issue to begin with.
 
2012-05-26 12:46:01 PM
Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.
 
2012-05-26 01:01:46 PM
I wish birthers would just revert back to good old fashion racism.
 
2012-05-26 01:03:01 PM

The English Major: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just f*cking secede already

/then you can put whoever the hell retards you want on your little ballots

Then they'd quickly be conquered by Mexico and--well, wait, there's no downside to this, clearly.


If they secede in the summer there will be a downside. All the retired, racist, xenophobic, old, scared, white people won't be there. Then when winter comes they'll find another state to dumbassify. They need to do it in the winter and take the stupid with them.
 
2012-05-26 01:07:36 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: If they secede in the summer there will be a downside. All the retired, racist, xenophobic, old, scared, white people won't be there. Then when winter comes they'll find another state to dumbassify. They need to do it in the winter and take the stupid with them.


Excellent point

/but that's an awfully long wait
 
2012-05-26 01:07:47 PM
Someone needs to tell Joe Arpaio that he's not the ruler of Arizona.
 
2012-05-26 01:09:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.


It is moderated for naughty worlds and words like lynch, successful and attractive, kill and others.
 
2012-05-26 01:13:56 PM

2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

It is moderated for naughty worlds and words like lynch, successful and attractive, kill and others.


Also, anything with a link must be approved by a moderator.

I will say one thing for WND, for all their nuttiness, they really do allow for free and open expression on the comments. I gotta give them credit for that.
 
2012-05-26 01:18:52 PM
How much taxpayer money have they spent so far?
 
2012-05-26 01:21:24 PM

Ed Finnerty: How much taxpayer money have they spent so far?


Stupid lib, caring about how much taxpayer money gets spent.
Er... wait a second...
 
2012-05-26 01:21:47 PM

JerseyTim: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.

It is moderated for naughty worlds and words like lynch, successful and attractive, kill and others.

Also, anything with a link must be approved by a moderator.

I will say one thing for WND, for all their nuttiness, they really do allow for free and open expression on the comments. I gotta give them credit for that.


Put in a couple of spaces, which you note one line down, and it gets through the filter. Basic HTML tags are still done by hand and if you use them some will call you a witch.
 
2012-05-26 01:22:09 PM
I like this bit of goal post shifting from the comments:
the that letter is not a bc and even IF big IF there was a bc in hawaii for a child named bh obama how do we know its the same person and again he is not nor can be a natural born citizen a court can not grant him natural born citizenship only god gives that

See? Even if the birth certificate is real, that still doesn't mean the person we know as "Barack Obama" really is Barack Obama. It could be anyone up in there!
 
2012-05-26 01:33:39 PM

JerseyTim: DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

I liked this comment. *whistles innocently*


!!

**long, sustained facepalm**

Jeez Louise, those people are INSANE.
 
2012-05-26 01:35:09 PM

propasaurus: I like this bit of goal post shifting from the comments:
the that letter is not a bc and even IF big IF there was a bc in hawaii for a child named bh obama how do we know its the same person and again he is not nor can be a natural born citizen a court can not grant him natural born citizenship only god gives that

See? Even if the birth certificate is real, that still doesn't mean the person we know as "Barack Obama" really is Barack Obama. It could be anyone up in there!


It's almost as if they don't believe that his Mom was a citizen too. Which must cause a lot of pressure to build up in their wee haids, when confronted with a pretty white girl, who can trace her ancestry back. Next thing you know, his Mom is going to NOT be his mother, and he was just picked up off the streets of Kenya like a Brangalina Baby...
 
2012-05-26 01:35:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Don't Troll Me Bro!: If they secede in the summer there will be a downside. All the retired, racist, xenophobic, old, scared, white people won't be there. Then when winter comes they'll find another state to dumbassify. They need to do it in the winter and take the stupid with them.

Excellent point

/but that's an awfully long wait


Well, the south seceded in 1861, so we've been waiting 151 years to undo our mistake of stopping them. Arizona became a state in 1912, so we've been waiting a century to undo that mistake. I'd say we can wait a few more months in order to get it right.
 
2012-05-26 01:39:56 PM
Or, it could be that Arizonians are smarter than Hawaiians.
 
2012-05-26 01:40:23 PM
Bennett said Tuesday that he finally received information that proves Obama's American birth and satisfies Arizona's requirements for placing the president on the ballot.

So this is it? They'll let this shiat go?

nahhh
 
2012-05-26 01:41:16 PM

propasaurus: I like this bit of goal post shifting from the comments:
the that letter is not a bc and even IF big IF there was a bc in hawaii for a child named bh obama how do we know its the same person and again he is not nor can be a natural born citizen a court can not grant him natural born citizenship only god gives that

See? Even if the birth certificate is real, that still doesn't mean the person we know as "Barack Obama" really is Barack Obama. It could be anyone up in there!


I'll say Obama is a pod person who replaced the real Obama while in Kenya.
 
2012-05-26 01:43:47 PM

Ennuipoet: DblDad: Enjoy this slice of fried gold from the comments:

"When you ask to see your child's homework, & they cannot produce it, do you debate the issue with them over a period of several years or do you immediately press charges? Americans need to apply common sense to the Obama fiasco. Time to take action now because the debate is over."

Press charges? Those are some tough farking parents.


Maybe he was talking about charging the teachers with something.
 
2012-05-26 01:48:53 PM
...patiently waiting for the money trail from GOP backers to Arpaio to be found.

He doesn't seem like the type to continually risk his career and charges out of a sense of decency. There's something in it for this guy, and he sure generates a lot of free anger for the GOP base.
 
2012-05-26 01:49:45 PM

Aar1012: Wanebo: It's very apparent that not so clearly duping Arizona is quite easy though.

Sheriff Joe would know about duping Arizona


Maricopa County, actually. IDK about the rest of Arizona. More than 80% of Joe's campaign contributions are coming from out of state donors. My gut says Joe would have tried for a state-wide office if he thought the whole state was behind him. But he's content to be a bigmouthed fish in a small pond.
 
2012-05-26 01:51:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Ooh, WNDs comments section is unmoderated. This is fun.


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Hawaii is bought off by George Soros, Joe didn't have a chance against the far reaching tentacles of Bill Ayers and Saul Alinksy. With the muscle of the Muslim brother hood and the New Black Panther party I am thanking God that Sheriff Joe arrived back home safely. You fought well brave warrior, but we're just out numbered and out spent.


ok, somebody needs to fess up
 
2012-05-26 01:51:33 PM

dramboxf: ToxicMunkee:

The American election season is NEVER over.

Yeah, there's a short period after the Presidential Election before the new Congress is installed...the so-called "lame duck Congress." Runs from election day to about January 3 in PE years. No one's campaigning, the transition is in full effect, etc. It's a blissful six weeks.


It's the only time anything can get done, when outgoing congressmen can vote for America instead of their idiot constituents.
 
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