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2012-05-26 11:20:53 AM  
Dig that Caddy.
 
2012-05-26 12:27:13 PM  
The hilarious wipeout is missing,subby. Wrong vid,maybe?
 
2012-05-26 12:28:46 PM  
You dropped something
 
2012-05-26 12:34:10 PM  
Rocker-like headline typing detected
 
2012-05-26 12:35:56 PM  
He took that like a champ, but he really ought to be wearing something more substantial than shorts and a t-shirt.
 
2012-05-26 12:38:48 PM  
www.blindfiveyearold.com
 
2012-05-26 12:45:37 PM  
toomuchonherplate.com

Saw almost the exact same thing in front of a Bank of Montreal. Some 17-18 year old showing off for the girls, and manages to dump his brand new GSX-1000 (I'm guessing at the size but the bike was bigger than he was). Laid it out on the pavement and scrapped most of the paint off the tank, handle bars and ground the food peg off. I laughed my ass off...then gave he got a ticket. That was even sweeter. I can imagine him trying to explain it to his insurance.
 
2012-05-26 12:58:24 PM  
Can we find a vid of a hipster eating it on a scooter. Bonus if you can capture him crying over his broken ray bans.
 
2012-05-26 01:03:17 PM  
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]

He took that like a champ, but he really ought to be wearing something more substantial than shorts and a t-shirt.


I disagree. It's better his is dressed this way. There will be less clothing for the organ recovery team to cut away.
 
2012-05-26 01:11:27 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Dig that Caddy.


Which one?

The red convertible at 0:05 or the white convertible at 0:10?

Sigh.
 
2012-05-26 01:33:07 PM  
Meh, that would have been way funnier if he had have hurt himself seriously. As it happened, he only knocked about $50 of value off the scoot.
 
2012-05-26 02:11:14 PM  

hamiltonjdavid: Meh, that would have been way funnier if he had have hurt himself seriously. As it happened, he only knocked about $50 of value off the scoot.


He lost half the value of his scooter? Man, that sucks.
 
2012-05-26 02:15:55 PM  
I got a bigger laugh from the douche revving his Mustang in traffic.
 
2012-05-26 02:33:52 PM  

RoyBatty: The red convertible at 0:05 or the white convertible at 0:10?


I was talking about the white one and had to go back and catch the red on. Let me change my statement.

Dancin_In_Anson: Dig that Caddys.

 
2012-05-26 02:52:17 PM  
I was sitting in traffic a few weeks ago when I saw some douchebag hauling ass down the sidewalk on a scooter to avoid the traffic. When the light finally changed and I got to the next block I saw the same guy sprawled out on the side of the road, most likely unconscious, with the scooter on it's side still running. I wasn't the only one pointing and laughing.
 
2012-05-26 03:06:49 PM  
Never did get the "showing off in traffic" thing.

The odds are heavily stacked against you.
 
2012-05-26 03:19:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-26 03:20:58 PM  

redsquid: I was sitting in traffic a few weeks ago when I saw some douchebag hauling ass down the sidewalk on a scooter to avoid the traffic. When the light finally changed and I got to the next block I saw the same guy sprawled out on the side of the road, most likely unconscious, with the scooter on it's side still running. I wasn't the only one pointing and laughing.


The select crotch rocket douchebags on the interstates are another breed of assholes I could do without. Most are cool but there is always those random ones who pull the old "LOOK AT ME FLY THROUGH RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC BY SLALOMING THROUGH 3 LANES OF TRAFFIC AT 80MPH"
 
2012-05-26 03:20:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-26 03:42:27 PM  
At best, doing stupid shiat like that makes you look stupid. That's if you pull your trick off.


Is anyone impressed by successful moves of this nature?
 
2012-05-26 03:57:03 PM  
Only the person performing said stunts.
 
2012-05-26 04:47:10 PM  
This is from cruiser week in Ocean City, MD. Too bad someone didn't proceed to run him over.

And to those who are digging the caddy, if you're ever in the area of OC all you have to do is plunk down a chair on the side of the road and watch an all day show.
 
2012-05-26 05:38:31 PM  

Rascuache: This is from cruiser week in Ocean City, MD. Too bad someone didn't proceed to run him over.

And to those who are digging the caddy, if you're ever in the area of OC all you have to do is plunk down a chair on the side of the road and watch an all day show.


Ah, interesting, thank you.

Yeah, I'd love a caddy like that. They aren't even all that expensive on Craigslist.
 
2012-05-26 06:12:01 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 165x153]


Fantastic.
 
2012-05-26 07:30:46 PM  
It's warming up here in the SF Bay Area, which means the sports bike douches will start coming out. They're easy to spot. Tank tops, shorts, flip flops, and a helmet (it's the law) with a fake mohawk glued on, doing wheelies and stoppies in heavy traffic on the freeway.

They laugh at me for wearing full leathers on a nice day when I ride my Harley, but if I go down, I get to keep my skin.
 
2012-05-26 08:11:51 PM  
I have a scooter and I'm not the least bit embarassed. Of course, I don't try stupid shiat like that, either. It's a great way to get around if you're not in a hurry, or grocery shopping.
 
2012-05-26 10:38:34 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 165x153]


You are simply on fire today.
 
2012-05-26 11:43:42 PM  

redsquid: I saw the same guy sprawled out on the side of the road, most likely unconscious... I wasn't the only one pointing and laughing.


Huh. And they say sociopaths don't notice the feelings of others.
 
2012-05-27 12:36:39 AM  

Theaetetus: redsquid: I saw the same guy sprawled out on the side of the road, most likely unconscious... I wasn't the only one pointing and laughing.

Huh. And they say sociopaths don't notice the feelings of others.


Yeah that community college psych 101 course really paid off. Are my fries done yet?
 
2012-05-27 01:06:02 AM  

redsquid: Yeah that community college psych 101 course really paid off. Are my fries done yet?


Nah, he's a patent lawyer, though if you mention that he'll accuse you of stalking him.

Anyway, as a lawyer he knows a sociopath when he sees one.
 
2012-05-27 01:17:51 AM  

RoyBatty: redsquid: Yeah that community college psych 101 course really paid off. Are my fries done yet?

Nah, he's a patent lawyer, though if you mention that he'll accuse you of stalking him.

Anyway, as a lawyer he knows a sociopath when he sees one.


A patent lawyer? Gee, I was kinda giving him the benefit of a doubt. I mean at least fry cooks are useful.
 
2012-05-27 01:27:07 AM  

redsquid: I mean at least fry cooks are useful.


Very useful!
 
2012-05-27 04:08:00 AM  

Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 165x153]


LOL Can always count on you to make the laughable, funny. :D
 
2012-05-27 08:17:28 AM  
Crazy Miami people.
 
2012-05-27 01:39:13 PM  
What's sad is you know that guy practiced for that, but blew it anyway.

/stage fright much?
 
2012-05-27 03:17:34 PM  

Rascuache: This is from cruiser week in Ocean City, MD. Too bad someone didn't proceed to run him over.

And to those who are digging the caddy, if you're ever in the area of OC all you have to do is plunk down a chair on the side of the road and watch an all day show.


Spent a few summers working OCMD. Biker weeks are the worst. Its either poor white trash that doesn't tip, or rich assholes who don't tip to look badass. Both breeds have their overweight and overtanned women running around topless with nipples around their bellybutton. Every spring/summer I'm glad to be away from that horrible week.
 
2012-05-27 04:29:18 PM  
Came in expecting to see something along the lines of Johnny Knoxville giving head to wee man while they head down a really bumpy road, was graciously surprised.
 
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