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(The Sun)   Alcohol was definitely involved   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 39
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2012-05-26 03:06:45 PM  
And the country most famous in the world for video surveillance offers no video in the article? I am disappoint
 
2012-05-26 03:08:50 PM  
He accidentally all the vodak.
 
2012-05-26 03:10:44 PM  
I hope it wasn't Kettle One, that would make me has a sad.
 
2012-05-26 03:10:55 PM  
/Vodak
 
2012-05-26 03:11:02 PM  
That's a bit of a pickle he found himself in
 
2012-05-26 03:11:54 PM  
Churchill's ghost chuckles, goes back to sipping juniper-infused vodak.

//And a moment of silence for the vermouth
 
2012-05-26 03:12:53 PM  
On lookers cry: Oh, the humanity!
 
2012-05-26 03:14:45 PM  
All those White Russians gone.
 
2012-05-26 03:15:10 PM  
One hell of a molotov .
 
2012-05-26 03:15:36 PM  
I am hoping an olive truck delivery person is in this area. LAUGHTER OL see this is the joke as I am suggesting of the dirty martini.
 
2012-05-26 03:17:12 PM  
You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?
 
2012-05-26 03:18:40 PM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


No.
 
2012-05-26 03:25:24 PM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


www.madmann.com
 
2012-05-26 03:26:14 PM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


This is Fark.
 
2012-05-26 03:28:04 PM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


I'm also posting naked, and my windows are open so I'm going to go with a no
 
2012-05-26 03:35:52 PM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


no
 
2012-05-26 03:38:53 PM  
It's enough to drive a man to drink.
 
2012-05-26 03:38:58 PM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?



Ok, OK, I LOL'd out loud and voted for you for FUNNIEST.
 
2012-05-26 03:45:29 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


Ok, OK, I LOL'd out loud and voted for you for FUNNIEST.


You have just stated upon which you have done the LAUGHTER OLing out loud but the OL has the same meaning as out loud. Maybe you have intoxication.
 
2012-05-26 03:47:05 PM  
Is the alcohol ok?
 
2012-05-26 03:54:45 PM  

djZorbof: Is the alcohol ok?


Sadly, no. Thousands of smashed bottles, one smashed driver. Truly these are trying times for vodak lovers.
 
2012-05-26 04:10:01 PM  
Someone is gonna have a big fat gypsy wedding there in 3...2...1...free booze!!!


A moment of silence please for the vodak. It is meant to leave this world straight up neat, not smeared and road dirty.
 
2012-05-26 04:23:41 PM  
Sooooo..... It'll be gin at the wake?
 
2012-05-26 04:28:33 PM  
I'd shed a tear but it's only vodka, it's the tofu of booze.
 
2012-05-26 04:41:05 PM  
I could be wrong, as I see they swept most of the packaging and such off the road, but the fire seems to have burned distinctly clean. Also, "burst into flames, sending burning booze across the carriageway" sounds like something out of the upcoming Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter film.

/Lincoln, lifting a barrel stuffed with a flaming rag, shouts "Like your Mothers in Hell, this barrel is bunged by the ardor of Satan himself! Tonight, you too shall traverse the stoop of Hell!"
 
2012-05-26 04:44:57 PM  

luktti: Sooooo..... It'll be gin at the wake?


Hastily-prepared furniture vodka, filtered through treated ply-board charcoal, served from unrinsed antifreeze containers.
 
2012-05-26 04:51:52 PM  
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

ogrish.com how i do miss thee.
 
2012-05-26 05:19:53 PM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


Have you forgotten he died driving a truck full of vodka? Not everyone gets to be Slim Pickins, and ride the Bomb from 2,000 feet... but we can dream.
 
2012-05-26 05:33:09 PM  
Is Lorry okay? The truck seems to have hit Lorry, but no news.
 
2012-05-26 05:38:09 PM  

Lizardking: And the country most famous in the world for video surveillance offers no video in the article? I am disappoint


Give it some time. Someone will leak the tape. But it might not be well lit for the crash, which happened at 1am.
 
2012-05-26 05:53:14 PM  
Sad tag earned! It nearly brought a tear to my eye *takes another sip of sparkling wine, this time in tribute*
 
2012-05-26 06:01:25 PM  
www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2012-05-26 06:15:25 PM  

starlost: Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

ogrish.com how i do miss thee.


I know, I know. It's been rough on all of us since it became Live Leak. It's just not....it's just not the same....sob.....!!! Where's the vodak?
 
2012-05-26 06:20:36 PM  
Carrying thirty thousand bottles of vodka!
 
2012-05-26 06:32:50 PM  

wildcardjack: Lizardking: And the country most famous in the world for video surveillance offers no video in the article? I am disappoint

Give it some time. Someone will leak the tape. But it might not be well lit for the crash, which happened at 1am.



With the fire, possibly. Nice, pretty blue light
 
2012-05-26 07:26:51 PM  
I wonder if the road was as scorched as Drew's liver?
 
2012-05-26 07:59:57 PM  

katerbug72: Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

No.


Priorities, man.
 
2012-05-27 01:44:06 AM  

Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?




It's a shame to lose all of that vodak !
 
2012-05-27 03:09:37 PM  
I remember we used to have to get up at three in the morning and lick road clean wit' tongue, then have to eat a piece of cold gravel...
 
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