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2012-05-26 10:29:40 AM

rattchett: The decision of judge Lanny Moriarty is inhumane and indecent. He has shown a complete lack of understanding of the concept of justice or his role in meting it out. Judge Lanny Moriarty should not be trusted to judge a dog show.

Judge Moriarty, in light of your determination, you should be ashamed of your cruelty, or in the alternative, embarrassed by your gross stupidity. Neither are qualities that recommend you as a person fit to judge others.


He is likely not reading Fark Comments. But he does have contact info. His county info's online.
 
2012-05-26 10:30:53 AM

herrDrFarkenstein: IvanTheSilent: scubamage: scubamage: Don't vote for Judge Lanny Moriarty, and don't vote for Lanny Moriarty either. He doesn't deserve to be a texas justice of the peace. He doesn't deserve to be in montgomery county texas. I hope the people of montgomery county in texas will remove justice of the peace Lanny Moriarty. I will tell you why not to vote for Lanny Moriarty. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be a judge. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be on the bench. Judge Lanny Moriarty in Willis Texas punishes innocent children. Judge Lanny Moriarty is trying to grow his career by destroying this girl's life. Judge Lanny Moriarty is scum. Judge Lanny Moriarty doesn't deserve votes. Judge Lanny Moriarty should be removed from office. Lanny Moriarty i ...

Did Judge Lanny Moriarty rape and murder a young girl in 1990?

We asked, but Glenn Beck and George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina would not confirm or deny that Judge Lanny Moriarty was with them when they supposedly raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
 
2012-05-26 10:32:16 AM

JeffreyScott: I would be interested in contributing to a support fund for the girl. If someone see additional information, please submit it as a follow up link. And, mods, please greenlight.

ALSO, I would be interested in contributing to the campaign fund for anyone who runs against the judge. Discretion is a very important part of being a judge. This judge proved that he has none, and is therefore unqualified to hold the position.


There was a fund listed in the comments section of the article but it looked a little sketchy to me so I've been waiting for something that looks a bit more credible.
 
2012-05-26 10:33:56 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: It is exceedingly likely there is something missing from this story.

Knowing how bizarre and secretive Viets can be, that might could be.
But there is also this, pieced together from the links provided upthread; 1) The girl had appeared before this judge one month ago and got a warning not to miss any more school. 2) The judge had to "be somewhere" at 11:30.

"g--d--- this girl, I done told her oncet, now she's made me late for my golf game. Put her ass in the jail, that'll learn her!"
 
2012-05-26 10:34:03 AM

negativ9: Sadly, if he loses when he comes up for reelection, it will not be for throwing this girl in jail.


None of the people in this thread who are upset about this are in a position to do anything about such an election. He works in Montgomery Co, TX, not San Diego, CA. This kind of "tough" abuse of authority is celebrated among the elderly racists that actually turn out to vote in local elections.

All of this Google attention will make sure he never runs a court on the coasts, but I doubt he cares. He could probably make it all the way to governor without this story hurting him one bit. Sad, but true. Worst case scenario, we've ruined his weekend (surely all his friends and relatives are asking him about this case constantly, I'm sure his phone is ringing nonstop), but haven't even come close to ruining his career. He'll reverse his decision on Tuesday, and reshape his image as "tough but reasonable and compassionate".

4chan isn't going to do sh*t and neither is anyone else. Judges are afforded extraordinary protection from harassment. Even this guy is a big deal on a state and local level. I wouldn't want him to "make an example" out of me for sending 40 pizzas to his house, neither does anyone else.
 
2012-05-26 10:34:15 AM

ComicBookGuy: Earpj: ComicBookGuy:

Do they elect judges in Texas? Because this is all kinds of stupid, and Texans have a record for not being very bright.

He ran uncontested last time. (Up again in 2014)

You know what? What if the kid had been a "good ole boy," do you really think the judge would have acted in PRECISELY the same way?


Or this being Texas, been on the football team? But then realize his JP district is I think in Tom Delay's old district - so that should give you an idea of the local voters.
 
2012-05-26 10:39:00 AM

DssDevl: Mr. Fuzzypaws: ZERO TOLERANCE!!!

She'll never get into a good college now.

Actually, the good thing about Texas is that when you graduate, no matter your situation, it is law that you get to go to a state university.


Only if your an Illegal
 
2012-05-26 10:39:09 AM
www.collapseboard.com
 
2012-05-26 10:39:56 AM
"If you let one run loose, what are you gonna' do with the rest of 'em?," said Judge Lanny Moriarty Judge Heartless Dickhead. "Let them go too? A little stay in the jail for one night is not a death sentence."

And btw, for some, a single night in jail CAN be a death sentence.

Everyone in Texas (except this girl and her sister), please. Just f*cking DIE already!!
 
2012-05-26 10:41:53 AM

sdd2000: Or this being Texas, been on the football team? But then realize his JP district is I think in Tom Delay's old district - so that should give you an idea of the local voters.


No, this judge is in Willis north of Conroe, Tom Delay was around NASA

(being in the general conroe area my guess he's as crooked as can be)
 
2012-05-26 10:43:21 AM

TV's Vinnie: "If you let one run loose, what are you gonna' do with the rest of 'em?," said Judge Lanny Moriarty Judge Heartless Dickhead. "Let them go too? A little stay in the jail for one night is not a death sentence."

And btw, for some, a single night in jail CAN be a death sentence.

Everyone in Texas (except this girl and her sister), please. Just f*cking DIE already!!


Wow, someone I actually hate more than this judge...
 
2012-05-26 10:43:44 AM

Raider_dad: "The judge admitted that he wanted to make an example of the teen."

what a farking asshole


I think the teen is a better example to society than the judge is. We need more people like her and less like him.
 
2012-05-26 10:44:02 AM

ilikestuff: Tough guy Texas judge and she's Asian? Surprised the racist card wasn't played yet. I'll play that card.


Without this situation happening to a white girl who appeared in front of a judge, and was given a lighter sentence. Frankly, i'd rather be fine NOT having the evidence to play the race card.
 
2012-05-26 10:44:28 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: It is exceedingly likely there is something missing from this story.


Answer: the judge's brain.
 
2012-05-26 10:45:15 AM

TV's Vinnie:

Everyone in Texas (except this girl and her sister), please. Just f*cking DIE already!!


Aww... :(
 
2012-05-26 10:46:18 AM

sdd2000: ComicBookGuy: Earpj: ComicBookGuy:

Do they elect judges in Texas? Because this is all kinds of stupid, and Texans have a record for not being very bright.

He ran uncontested last time. (Up again in 2014)

You know what? What if the kid had been a "good ole boy," do you really think the judge would have acted in PRECISELY the same way?

Or this being Texas, been on the football team? But then realize his JP district is I think in Tom Delay's old district - so that should give you an idea of the local voters.


Actually no, DeLay's old district (TX22) stretches across Fort Bend, Brazoria, and Galveston counties (south of Houston). Montgomery county is north of Houston.

/lives in TX22
//glad to be rid of DeLay
///torn between being happy that this asshat judge is not in my district and unhappy that I can't vote his imbecile ass out of office
 
2012-05-26 10:48:29 AM
Some rudimentary searching, [my Google-fu is weak], reveals that his wife is a kindergarten teacher, they have 3 kids, and 3 grandkids.

It should be easy pickinz for the 4channers...
 
2012-05-26 10:48:49 AM

loonatic112358: sdd2000: Or this being Texas, been on the football team? But then realize his JP district is I think in Tom Delay's old district - so that should give you an idea of the local voters.

No, this judge is in Willis north of Conroe, Tom Delay was around NASA

(being in the general conroe area my guess he's as crooked as can be)


Sorry mixed Woodland and Sugarland areas up. I think this may be Bradys district- not as bad as Delay, but almost.
 
2012-05-26 10:48:51 AM

TV's Vinnie: Everyone in Texas (except this girl and her sister), please. Just f*cking DIE already!!


What? They can't lump us in with that farkin' Martian..
 
2012-05-26 10:49:09 AM

Uncle Tractor: [HERO] tag for the girl. Fine. Now, what tag could we use for the judge? Not sure Fark has one that does the job.


people.virginia.edu

Pretty much says it all.

/The only things bigger in Texas are the mouths, the egos, the beer guts and the assholes.
 
2012-05-26 10:51:16 AM

TV's Vinnie: "If you let one run loose, what are you gonna' do with the rest of 'em?," said Judge Lanny Moriarty Judge Heartless Dickhead. "Let them go too? A little stay in the jail for one night is not a death sentence."


Dura lex, sed derp.
 
2012-05-26 10:51:24 AM

numbone: SilentStrider [TotalFark]


Wow. What an asshole judge.

On the other hand, the asshole judge has probably done the young lady quite a favor. How would anyone have known of her predicament before he pulled this stunt?

Hooray for the ASSHOLE!


God works in mysterious ways.
 
2012-05-26 10:52:22 AM
hooray for the police state! lock the judge up i say. bastards.
 
2012-05-26 10:52:58 AM
Most school districts offer alternative education options that allow students to go to school on their own time. I wonder why no one at the school district has looked into that option?

I mean, I realize she's taking honors classes and all, but still, there HAS to be a alternative.
 
2012-05-26 10:53:00 AM

Aigoo: Doesn't look like they've joined us in the 21st century in Montgomery County, TX - they have a website but no e-mail that I can see.

However, Judge (Justice of the Peace, actually) Douchetard is an elected (about halfway down the page) official who may have just gotten himself un-elected next election cycle.

Houston is located in that county, so slam the local papers and local TV newstips hotlines with the story and make sure to mention that asshole's name, especially at his next election.


Houston has absorbed some areas of that county, but the judge in question is in a district that Houston does not touch

I looked at the map, he is in Central North-Northwest Montgomery County. The majority of Houston is in Harris county while taking over bits in North East Montgomer county.

The problem is the damn fool is in Willis and maybe Conroe two places I'd rather get a concrete enema in then spend long amounts of time there (even though the bastards keep calling me for jury duty)
 
2012-05-26 10:55:55 AM
Ok, I wrote a nice letter to roxanne over at rawstory.com and asked if she would run this story on her web page.

Ive read Raw for 8 years now and they do a very good job of reporting (its mostly political news there but with other stuff mixed in).

I would like to ask some of you farkers out there to go ahead and start to spread this story high and low, Ive shared it on facebook and sent it to a news site - so its your turn to pass it along.

I know - I am not doing all that much to help, but its something. And I am hoping Raw runs it and in turn their readers get all honked off over this lack of justice too.
 
2012-05-26 10:56:55 AM

bunner: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x355]

So, this slack jawed bag of dogsh*t figures, "Hey, she's got two full time jobs, she's in school and she has mouths to feed... Let's FINE her and make her miss work!" Hey judge? When you get home at night and you're beating your wife's teeth out as you wave your tiny, limp dick at her and scream "WHO'S THE MAN, B*TCH?", over and over as she cries and bleeds, do you fantasize about being some Asian chick who is trying to hold her family together? I wouldn't sh*t in your mouth if you were starving. Thought you should know.


I like the cut of your jib.

Of all the possible reasons for this farktards actions, I think the most probable is impotence, with an intense self hatred that manifests into abusive behavior.
 
2012-05-26 10:57:34 AM
Judge Lanny Moriarty of Montgomery County, Texas, has been fined in the past for receiving kickbacks.

http://montgomerytx.countymonitor.com/2009/05/11/justice-of-the-peace - lanny-moriarty-tec-resolution-2800-civil-fine/
 
2012-05-26 10:58:05 AM

randomarrangement: Not too surprising. Montgomery county is getting to be an ever more awesome place to live


I may have to take up skeet shooting

Pull!
 
2012-05-26 10:58:14 AM
When the hell did it become a crime to miss school over 16? She can legally quit.

First off, it's the parents that get the punishment, if they're not there, they should be brought up on charges for child abandonment.

/this is why people need to vote when their judges come up for election.

//hope this douche judge gets assassinated. Yeah, I said it.
 
2012-05-26 10:59:36 AM
Stupid judge is stupid.
 
2012-05-26 10:59:50 AM
Sad but true: the people of Montgomery County will hear this story and say: "yeah, that was a dick move. But that just shows he's tough on crime. Re-elect Judge Moriarity!"
 
2012-05-26 11:02:01 AM

TV's Vinnie: "If you let one run loose, what are you gonna' do with the rest of 'em?," said Judge Lanny Moriarty Judge Heartless Dickhead. "Let them go too? A little stay in the jail for one night is not a death sentence."

And btw, for some, a single night in jail CAN be a death sentence.

Everyone in Texas (except this girl and her sister), please. Just f*cking DIE already!!


You don't like Summer Glau or Allen Tudyk?
/Both texans.
 
2012-05-26 11:04:39 AM
Texas Justice: "The judge admitted that he wanted to make an example of the teen."

WTF. Why are they letting hanging judges in Texas think?

"if you have nothing to fear,,, BULLCHIT!
 
2012-05-26 11:05:39 AM
This story makes me miss the Oprah show. Oprah would be all over this story and this kid would be given a full ride scholarship to the college of her choice and place of her own with her siblings with no rent to pay for at least two years. Man, say what you want about Oprah but she was generous.
 
2012-05-26 11:06:45 AM
I have performed extensive root cause analysis on this news item and come up with this:

texasfor56.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-26 11:06:46 AM
Thank FSM they caught this hooligan.
 
2012-05-26 11:08:04 AM

bunner: Hey judge? When you get home at night and you're beating your wife's teeth out as you wave your tiny, limp dick at her and scream "WHO'S THE MAN, B*TCH?"


What makes you so sure his wife has teeth?
 
2012-05-26 11:08:12 AM
Who is this asshole's boss?
Is he elected or appointed?
 
2012-05-26 11:08:24 AM

scubamage: scubamage: Well the internet has done its magic already. Google Lanny Moriarty, and you'll see what voters will see when they look him up. He's destroyed his name with this case and will most likely either have to wear that scarlet letter for a long time, or waste a ton of money on a reputation recovery service. Good riddance, asshat.

Don't vote for Judge Lanny Moriarty, and don't vote for Lanny Moriarty either. He doesn't deserve to be a texas justice of the peace. He doesn't deserve to be in montgomery county texas. I hope the people of montgomery county in texas will remove justice of the peace Lanny Moriarty. I will tell you why not to vote for Lanny Moriarty. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be a judge. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be on the bench. Judge Lanny Moriarty in Willis Texas punishes innocent children. Judge Lanny Moriarty is trying to grow his career by destroying this girl's life. Judge Lanny Moriarty is scum. Judge Lanny Moriarty doesn't deserve votes. Judge Lanny Moriarty should be removed from office. Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be a justice of the peace in texas. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be a judge in montgomery county texas. Mongomery county texas should rid itself of Lanny Moriarty.


You put that so well and I am so lazy.
 
2012-05-26 11:09:39 AM
Fark may not like it when you post addresses of scumbags, but Lanny Moriarty's office website is the first hit on a Google search.

With addresses.

/Zabasearch is also awesome for finding home addresses. Just sayin'.
 
2012-05-26 11:09:44 AM

mekki: This story makes me miss the Oprah show. Oprah would be all over this story and this kid would be given a full ride scholarship to the college of her choice and place of her own with her siblings with no rent to pay for at least two years. Man, say what you want about Oprah but she was generous.


That has all been done.
I guess now the Judge can claim he improved her life.
 
2012-05-26 11:10:16 AM
No email but here is a page that contains the judge's contact info:

http://www.mcrp.org/ElectedOfficialsContactInfo.htm

This son of a biatch needs to be taken out back and horse whipped. That girl already has more than her share on her plate.
 
2012-05-26 11:12:25 AM

ironrat: scubamage: scubamage: Well the internet has done its magic already. Google Lanny Moriarty, and you'll see what voters will see when they look him up. He's destroyed his name with this case and will most likely either have to wear that scarlet letter for a long time, or waste a ton of money on a reputation recovery service. Good riddance, asshat.

Don't vote for Judge Lanny Moriarty, and don't vote for Lanny Moriarty either. He doesn't deserve to be a texas justice of the peace. He doesn't deserve to be in montgomery county texas. I hope the people of montgomery county in texas will remove justice of the peace Lanny Moriarty. I will tell you why not to vote for Lanny Moriarty. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be a judge. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be on the bench. Judge Lanny Moriarty in Willis Texas punishes innocent children. Judge Lanny Moriarty is trying to grow his career by destroying this girl's life. Judge Lanny Moriarty is scum. Judge Lanny Moriarty doesn't deserve votes. Judge Lanny Moriarty should be removed from office. Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be a justice of the peace in texas. Judge Lanny Moriarty isn't fit to be a judge in montgomery county texas. Mongomery county texas should rid itself of Lanny Moriarty.

You put that so well and I am so lazy.


Then he has a crappy partisan stance to explain.
Let me just guess which gang he belongs to.
They should always get credit for this crap.
 
2012-05-26 11:13:57 AM
Dumbass judge. The people he should have tossed in jail are the parents for child abandonment.
 
2012-05-26 11:15:46 AM

stevejovi: Some rudimentary searching, [my Google-fu is weak], reveals that his wife is a kindergarten teacher, they have 3 kids, and 3 grandkids.

It should be easy pickinz for the 4channers...


Don't go taking it out on the asshole's family, they already have enough of a problem in being related to him.
 
2012-05-26 11:16:49 AM

~ahem~


R E C A L L

E L E C T I O N
 
2012-05-26 11:18:12 AM
That article wasn't very detailed... How does one even get in front of a judge for truancy? What were the actual charges? As written, the story seems appalling but there seems to be a lot missing from it.
 
2012-05-26 11:20:06 AM
In the end the young lady will likely receive some needed helping hands as a consequence of this dude's complete lack of wisdom and Lanny is probably going to find some much needed perspective. But the judge looks like an unaware man-child to me. No light behind the eyes - a product of his surroundings with no introspection. He probably deserves some humiliation/embarrassment/getting kicked down the judge ladder but I doubt he deserves internet incited violence.
 
2012-05-26 11:21:59 AM

Merry Sunshine: Judge Lanny Moriarty of Montgomery County, Texas, has been fined in the past for receiving kickbacks.

http://montgomerytx.countymonitor.com/2009/05/11/justice-of-the-peace - lanny-moriarty-tec-resolution-2800-civil-fine/


Lanny Moriarty and his wife regularly donate to North Shore Republican Women. But he's kind of cheap. $15 one year.
Link

Here, you can join and mingle with other assholes folks just like Lanny. warning pdf
 
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