FARK.com: (7128296) Will Junior dos Santos KO Alistair Overeem? Oh, wait, drug testing already KOed Overeem. Well, anyway, it's dos Santo vs. Frank Mir at UFC 146, prelims begin at 6:45 PM on Facebook, 8 PM on FX, with the main card at 10 PM ET on PPV

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		Will Junior dos Santos KO Alistair Overeem? Oh, wait, drug testing already KOed Overeem. Well, anyway, it's dos Santo vs. Frank Mir at UFC 146, prelims begin at 6:45 PM on Facebook, 8 PM on FX, with the main card at 10 PM ET on PPV (withleather.uproxx.com)		819
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Flappyhead		2012-05-26 10:53:41 PM

Looks like Arianny made bail

styckx		2012-05-26 10:53:45 PM

HOLY shiat

J. Frank Parnell		2012-05-26 10:53:48 PM

Haha, wow.

Poison Appleseeds		2012-05-26 10:53:56 PM

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-26 10:53:58 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: my guess? Big Country is gonna just beat the sh*t out of Nelson Herman

/ftfm

....as I said

Muffin'sTop		2012-05-26 10:53:59 PM

fark!!!

Klippoklondike		2012-05-26 10:54:06 PM

Holy shiat!

psychicdeath99		2012-05-26 10:54:14 PM

Daaaaaayum. That landed nice.

cookiefleck		2012-05-26 10:54:24 PM

Wow?!

Flragnararch		2012-05-26 10:54:31 PM

BOOM HEADSHOT! TH BIG KABOSH AND ITS GOOD NIGHT IRENE

violentsalvation		2012-05-26 10:54:31 PM

cookiefleck: violentsalvation: Wow Roy looks kinda in shape.

I told you..

:)

And it's over!

The Bestest		2012-05-26 10:54:36 PM

K
O

robsul82		2012-05-26 10:54:42 PM

The fat man just turned out your farking lights, hahahaha.

Ratbert42		2012-05-26 10:54:46 PM

Ka-pow. Man, I hated Big Country when he was on TUF, but he's made me a fan. He's just too small-framed to be in 265. I can't imagine him at 205, but he'd be great at 225/230.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-26 10:54:54 PM

That punch was f*cking BEAUTIFUL

yookaloco		2012-05-26 10:55:00 PM

Butterbean special. That's exactly how he threw those looping hi powered rights.

violentsalvation		2012-05-26 10:55:06 PM

KO of the night.

Flragnararch		2012-05-26 10:55:12 PM

Roy Nelson vs Dave Herman

I'll be calling both by their last names, Nelson and Herman.

TOTT has Herman with four inches in height and reach.

Round 1

Herman starts the round off with a leg kick attempt. He follows it with a missed fornt kick and a grazing one after that. Herman moves in and looks for a jab and follows his next forward movement iwth aknee. HE continues with the push kicks as Nelson looks to move in. Nelson continues to slowly move in and there is the overhand right. Herman crumples and the ref dives in to prevent anymore damage.

Roy Nelson wins by KO in round 1

robsul82		2012-05-26 10:55:26 PM

Mazzagatti is still laughing at how nasty Roy's KO was.

Flappyhead		2012-05-26 10:55:50 PM

Honestly, how the hell does he keep landing that? It's the most telegraphed punch I've ever seen and guys keep walking into it.

ongbok		2012-05-26 10:55:53 PM

I think Rogan is just a little drunk

Wasteland		2012-05-26 10:56:07 PM

Protip: don't complain about a fast stoppage when you've just tried to heel-grab the ref on your way back to awareness.

robsul82		2012-05-26 10:56:14 PM

"A lot of eating. You know, you don't wanna miss a meal."

yookaloco		2012-05-26 10:56:42 PM

Hey Rob! I am making a shrine for the towel! What a series! Still scared about the finals.

Flappyhead		2012-05-26 10:57:09 PM

Uh Roy, Gonzaga got hurt and Silva is in a title contention fight. Nice to see your ego is still bigger than your gut.

robsul82		2012-05-26 10:57:18 PM

yookaloco: Hey Rob! I am making a shrine for the towel! What a series! Still scared about the finals.

Extremely nervous and incredibly confident. :)

the biggest redneck here		2012-05-26 10:57:19 PM

Muffin'sTop: violentsalvation: Wow Roy looks kinda in shape.

yea he looks thinner

preparing for a 205 jump perhaps

8 heavier on the scale, 15-plus in real life since last fight. He has given up.

Mixolydian Master		2012-05-26 10:57:39 PM

Hahahaha! I don't know why I don't like Herman, but I do. It's one of those things I can't quite put into words. He just comes across as a dick. Good shiat Big Country! Go help yourself to the all you can eat steak buffet. You don't gotta worry about weight cutting and fitness for a few months.

Poison Appleseeds		2012-05-26 10:57:39 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: That punch was f*cking BEAUTIFUL

Indeed. The man knows how to throw a punch.

cookiefleck		2012-05-26 10:57:49 PM

And I came..

Muffin'sTop		2012-05-26 10:58:00 PM

Lots of first round stoppages...

eagles95		2012-05-26 10:58:02 PM

well that was a quick nap

violentsalvation		2012-05-26 10:58:03 PM

You can get him some just for men, cookiefleck.

Epiphany		2012-05-26 10:58:13 PM

robsul82: "A lot of eating. You know, you don't wanna miss a meal."

I thought he said "miss your mouth" either way, farking classic.

And here comes the prelims lol. farking all heavyweight cards. At least it gives me plenty of time to get on here.

Poison Appleseeds		2012-05-26 10:58:36 PM

I hate in when they do this...I'd be so pissed if I paid 60 bucks to watch a fight I just saw for free a few hours ago.

styckx		2012-05-26 10:58:39 PM

Flappyhead: Honestly, how the hell does he keep landing that? It's the most telegraphed punch I've ever seen and guys keep walking into it.

Seriously. It wasn't sneaky or fast and pretty much gave herman ample warning "HEY I"M WINDING UP THIS PUNCH YOUR *CRACK*.. face..."

yookaloco		2012-05-26 11:00:14 PM

Flappyhead: Honestly, how the hell does he keep landing that? It's the most telegraphed punch I've ever seen and guys keep walking into it.

Well, he obviously should have done better, but it's sorta like a trick punch. You can get used to blocking hundreds of big rights, from a number of angles, but when the punch throwers head goes that far below your line of vision, and the punch coming is still much higher than your field of vision, it can be awkward to defend.

Klippoklondike		2012-05-26 11:00:44 PM

I'd like to see Dave Herman vs. Brendan Shaub. Both on two fight losing streaks.

styckx		2012-05-26 11:01:22 PM

Fark.. UFC Copyright whores are on the prowl. Links dropping

robsul82		2012-05-26 11:01:50 PM

Epiphany: robsul82: "A lot of eating. You know, you don't wanna miss a meal."

I thought he said "miss your mouth" either way, farking classic.

Yeah, whichever, lol.

trippdogg		2012-05-26 11:02:10 PM

Muffin'sTop: Lots of first round stoppages...

Welcome to the heavyweight division. If the fight goes more than one round they miss a meal.

Flragnararch		2012-05-26 11:02:45 PM

styckx: Fark.. UFC Copyright whores are on the prowl. Links dropping

b-dubs, hooters, etc.

Stop being cheap.

Mixolydian Master		2012-05-26 11:03:26 PM

styckx: Fark.. UFC Copyright whores are on the prowl. Links dropping

try this

/you're welcome

styckx		2012-05-26 11:03:28 PM

Flragnararch: styckx: Fark.. UFC Copyright whores are on the prowl. Links dropping

b-dubs, hooters, etc.

Stop being cheap.

I don't drink. I'm not sitting in a place with a bunch of drunk assholes piss sober

Poison Appleseeds		2012-05-26 11:03:56 PM

styckx: Fark.. UFC Copyright whores are on the prowl. Links dropping

Yeah, I think the FBI, CIA, and ICE just raided firstrow...

ongbok		2012-05-26 11:04:18 PM

Poison Appleseeds: I hate in when they do this...I'd be so pissed if I paid 60 bucks to watch a fight I just saw for free a few hours ago.

So would you rather watch somebody talk for the next 10 minutes when you have a situation like this when a fight ends early and you are waiting for the fighters in the next fight to get ready?

Muffin'sTop		2012-05-26 11:04:35 PM

the biggest redneck here: 8 heavier on the scale, 15-plus in real life since last fight. He has given up.

Really, I didn't watch the weight ins, he still a force as a HW

Epiphany		2012-05-26 11:05:01 PM

Poison Appleseeds: I hate in when they do this...I'd be so pissed if I paid 60 bucks to watch a fight I just saw for free a few hours ago.

A lot of people missed the prelims, I would say probably 75 percent of people watching the PPVs dont watch the prelims I'd guess. I usually don't unless there are great fights (like tonight). I paid 45 bucks for the fights tonight and would rather they drag out the suspense a bit with onlyl 2 fights left which could very well last 5 minutes total between them.

styckx		2012-05-26 11:05:32 PM

Poison Appleseeds: styckx: Fark.. UFC Copyright whores are on the prowl. Links dropping

Yeah, I think the FBI, CIA, and ICE just raided firstrow...

lol seems that way the whole place dropped like Herman