Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling

Can't blame her. It says right in the constitution "Life, Liberty, and The pursuit of Bacon."

Responding to a 911 call, a cop reported spotting "a very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees" who followed her outside the Piggly Wiggly

They had disrespected me so I was cursing them out, keepin' it real.

340 pounds? She's a cannibal.

"Punching, spitting, and pepper spray."

Not clicking on that porn link. Why is it not listed as nsfw?

lantawa: Never get into a land war with a 400 pound Wiccan.

Never get into a land war with a 400 pound nikka.

While in police custody, Appling told a cop to add whatever charges he wanted "because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway," according to the report. She also asked Officer Nathaniel Franco if her arrest would make the police blotter, requesting that the cop make his report "more interesting so that her arrest would make" the department's compendium of notable incidents.

Yeah why can't the judge make an example of this fat biatch?

The Facebook comments below the article are comedy gold, Jerry.

Damnaged: Interceptor1: 340 pounds? She's a cannibal.

I wonder how big you have to be when, instead of reaching for the items you want, your own gravitational field simply pulls them toward you.

Who needs the Force? Bacon addiction trumps the Force!

Once again, Athens lives up to its reputation. You may know of it due to being the home of the University of Georgia Remedial School for Troubled Athletes and Date Rapers.

I say, I say ifins ya can't - I say- can't pay for it send in a very large black woman to do the job.

That's only utilizing bacon's short-term involuntary powers, which are NOTHING compared to the insidious and malevolent awesome powers over the long term that bacon possesses. You think you're getting a pay rise because your skills are better? No. Bacon. You think your orgasm is stronger and you're able to make your partner orgasm before you every time because of 'experience'? No, bacon. You presume Star Wars was better before? So was bacon. You think that peace in the Middle East is still far away because of hate? etc etc

She just wanted something to snack on.

Ah, yes! Piggly Wiggly. For the discriminating shopper.

'punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee'.

OK, this is just a question for me (and no piss-take intended), but 'is spit' both past and future tense in a sentence in the US English?

Should that not have read ' punched Orr in the face and then spat on the 28-year-old employee' ? (past tense).

Soz, as to ask; as I only know English for the UK to a small degree.

Please advise.. KTHX.

i want a pig
for a birthday present
to myself

for eating less bacon

and eventually increasing my bacon intake

burrrpp

Man, the comments. How in Hell is this remotely Obama's fault? I mean, I had Bush Derangement Syndrome, and I couldn't have linked him to shoplifting.

Oink.

Slackness: 'punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee'.

OK, this is just a question for me (and no piss-take intended), but 'is spit' both past and future tense in a sentence in the US English?

Should that not have read ' punched Orr in the face and then spat on the 28-year-old employee' ? (past tense).

Soz, as to ask; as I only know English for the UK to a small degree.

Please advise.. KTHX.

As far as I know, "spat" is the correct past tense of "spit" in both US and UK English.

phrenicmonkey: Man, the comments. How in Hell is this remotely Obama's fault? I mean, I had Bush Derangement Syndrome, and I couldn't have linked him to shoplifting.

Bush Derangement syndrome?
is that what happens when u stick it in crazy.

1. Submitted this with a better headline before it was old news... welcometofark.jpg

2. One of her previous arrests included the clusterfark of her stripping naked, running through the store parking lot and getting tased. You're welcome.

She'd suck you off for some wings. For a quarter you can shove furniture up her ass.

The comments at the bottom of the article make me glad I'm not white.

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She'd suck you off for some wings. For a quarter you can shove furniture up her ass.

There may be some car keys in there too!

At least she kept her clothes on this time.....her previous arresting officer weren't so lucky. Link

The last time she got arrested she stripped naked and was running around. Link

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She'd suck you off for some wings. For a quarter you can shove furniture up her ass.

Yeah, I don't think so. Even I have standards....

Curious how an entire leather couch fits up her cooch.

WilliamLeeTwitch: The comments at the bottom of the article make me glad I'm not white.

I went back and looked and wow that was stupid. I will stick to FARK's comments. I am used to the nuts here.

WilliamLeeTwitch

The comments at the bottom of the article make me glad I'm not white.

They made me glad I'm not that stupid after all.

From someone's above link:
When Floyd attempted to place her in custody, she yelled that she did not steal anything and started to strip her clothes off. She pulled off her pants and yelled "lick my %&*(($, I have AIDS." Due to her size and weight, Floyd could not get her handcuffs on safely and she continued to strip until she was completely naked. She then broke free of Floyd and stood up, at which point Floyd tasered her.

I actually burst out laughing, now people are looking at me.

"LICK MY %*@@&, I HAVE AIDS!!!!"

buckler: Slackness: 'punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee'.

OK, this is just a question for me (and no piss-take intended), but 'is spit' both past and future tense in a sentence in the US English?

Should that not have read ' punched Orr in the face and then spat on the 28-year-old employee' ? (past tense).

Soz, as to ask; as I only know English for the UK to a small degree.

Please advise.. KTHX.

As far as I know, "spat" is the correct past tense of "spit" in both US and UK English.

KTHX for that.. Appreciated.