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(CNN)   HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA AH, Oh, GAWD, let me catch my breath...BWAHAHAHAHAHA   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 90
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2012-05-26 07:24:01 AM  
Classy.
 
2012-05-26 07:48:13 AM  
Trump is still going Full Birther.
 
2012-05-26 07:50:11 AM  
Somewhere in New York, Jon Stewart is praying to every deity possible in order to make this a reality.
 
2012-05-26 07:51:02 AM  
Tremble in fear, libs.
 
2012-05-26 07:52:25 AM  
If Palin can't be VP again, then it must be Trump. It just MUST be.
 
2012-05-26 07:53:28 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Somewhere in New York, Jon Stewart is praying to every deity possible in order to make this a reality.


Yup

You would think after the whole Palin bit last time they would choose some nice low key white dude
 
2012-05-26 07:54:40 AM  
I had a dream with Donald Trump in it last night. I was presenting to a group of investors an idea about traveling through space to kill a dragon that lived on an asteroid (don't ask me how it breathed), and he was sitting at the end of the table wearing a Starfleet uniform. Looked terrible in it.
 
2012-05-26 07:55:41 AM  

President Trump: Tremble in fear, libs.


b.vimeocdn.com

It won't be any vice presidency campaign Conan, it'll be a Trump Vice Presidency campaign...

The classiest and most luxurious vice presidency of all time. I'm going to redecorate the Executive Office Building in gold and Italian Marble.

It's going to be huge!
 
2012-05-26 07:58:26 AM  
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2012-05-26 07:59:19 AM  
Romney has a duty to the country to do this, solely for the entertainment factor. We're gonna have this election shoved down our throats for months, we deserve some comedy relief.
 
2012-05-26 08:10:30 AM  
Read the title. It was so preposterous, my brain wouldn't allow me to read it.

Trump couldn't get elected hall monitor, he deserves less, in fact.
 
2012-05-26 08:19:37 AM  
There can not be a single person who actually believes there is even the remotest possibility that Romney will choose Trump as V.P. You might as well say you believe Romney will choose that Home Alone kid, or Shaquille O'Neil.
 
2012-05-26 08:24:35 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Somewhere in New York, Jon Stewart is praying to every deity possible in order to make this a reality.


And I'm right there along with him. This would make for a laugh riot, especially any VP Debates in the summer. Trump going Full Retard with his Birther nonsense, and ol' Joe is always good for a fantastic flub here or there.

Furthermore it would destroy any credibility Romney has left. Two rich, completely out-of-touch guys, one who is stark raving mad, and the other who may well be a robot. Yep, that's a winning ticket.
 
2012-05-26 08:25:18 AM  

RyogaM: There can not be a single person who actually believes there is even the remotest possibility that Romney will choose Trump as V.P. You might as well say you believe Romney will choose that Home Alone kid, or Shaquille O'Neil.


Romney should disown him, and stop letting him speak for the Romney campaign, as long as Trump keeps up with the Birther bullshiat. If he had any honor, he would.
 
2012-05-26 08:27:46 AM  

Alphax: RyogaM: There can not be a single person who actually believes there is even the remotest possibility that Romney will choose Trump as V.P. You might as well say you believe Romney will choose that Home Alone kid, or Shaquille O'Neil.

Romney should disown him, and stop letting him speak for the Romney campaign, as long as Trump keeps up with the Birther bullshiat. If he had any honor, he would.


Romney-bot doesn't know what honor means. His programming only covers awkward smiling and sucking up to whatever demographic he is sent to talk to.
 
2012-05-26 08:28:12 AM  
Well, I bet Romney's VP choice won't be much better. It will probably be some version of Sarah Palin to appease party leaders and the Tea Party.

But then it might as well be Trump since the GOP doesn't have a chance to win the White House this year. Their only hope is that Romney can help all the Republican Congressional candidates win their races.
 
2012-05-26 08:33:08 AM  
b>jim_walter: 2 very successful business leaders running the country

every Liberal will be moving to Canada

let it be done


Account created: 2012-05-24 21:35:49

Holy crap, how many alts have you pissed away already ?
 
2012-05-26 08:34:04 AM  
It's like the GOP wants to lose the election. No sane person can believe the prince of lies would don a toupee. Do we?
 
2012-05-26 08:36:34 AM  
Gecko/Madoff '12!

Greed is Good!
 
2012-05-26 08:41:40 AM  
Trump running as VP would put Obama's chances somewhere around Reagan 1984 levels.
 
2012-05-26 08:42:15 AM  
If Romney-bot's hair were running without the rest of him... err, it... the hair would have a better approval rating. Pair up Romney and Trump's hair on a ticket, and they might have a chance of beating "Spiderman the Hamster" for 6th grade class mascot.
 
2012-05-26 08:46:58 AM  
Stacked pizza slices in the White House!
 
2012-05-26 08:50:02 AM  
For all those pundits trying to predict the VP candidate, I look back to 2008 and ask who ever predicted Palin. Then look back to 2000 and explain how when Dick Cheney was put in charge to pick a VP candidate and picked himself.

THen I can point out all their efforts are FUTILE and a waste of time and space
 
2012-05-26 08:52:20 AM  
never gonna happen. Romney needs someone who won't upstage him. Like a corpse.
 
2012-05-26 08:52:58 AM  

kkinnison: THen I can point out all their efforts are FUTILE and a waste of time and space


But some guesses are entertaining. Like this one.

Trump would be okay with the nom because he know's it's only for the fall season.
 
2012-05-26 08:54:36 AM  
jim_walter: Winterwhile's new alt. Treat accordingly.
 
2012-05-26 08:59:02 AM  

Mrtraveler01: b>jim_walter: 2 very successful business leaders running the country

every Liberal will be moving to Canada

let it be done

Account created: 2012-05-24 21:35:49

Holy crap, how many alts have you pissed away already ?


And he obviously doesn't know anything about the direction Canada is going these days. We have our very own Bush-lite running things.
 
2012-05-26 09:04:33 AM  
I hope Trump's ego sneaks out some video of the Tuesday event.
 
2012-05-26 09:05:37 AM  

wildcardjack: Trump would be okay with the nom because he know's it's only for the fall season.


Ha. Well done.
 
2012-05-26 09:05:49 AM  
If anyone could possibly be tone deaf enough to do this, it's Romney.
 
2012-05-26 09:07:45 AM  

RyogaM: jim_walter: Winterwhile's new alt. Treat accordingly.


Are you sure? It's easier to ascribe that one's work to another of Fark's Tepid Troubadors of Trollery than to believe Winterwhile learned a modicum of subtlety.
 
2012-05-26 09:20:54 AM  
Romney Trump 2012: "So the Rich get Richer."
 
2012-05-26 09:21:41 AM  
i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 09:35:57 AM  
"You're fired!"

"Uh... Mr Vice President, that's the Chinese Foreign Minister - you can't actually fire him."

"Oh yeah, smartass? Now you're fired!"
 
2012-05-26 09:41:09 AM  
Captain Combover? Really? He'd be better off with Princess Moosejaw and her whore daughter.
 
2012-05-26 09:51:26 AM  
It would be worth it alone to see two things happen:

1) "What is up with your hair?" From anybody in the media as Trump is torn down, and

2) For Romney just to give up in the most hilarious fashion possible. It won't be just the end for his political career, but his run as a public figure.

Won't happen, but it's quite funny to think about. Which is probably the opposite of what the author really wanted to happen.
 
2012-05-26 09:51:37 AM  
Like I give 2 farks who the GOP picks as VEEP, I'm already voting 3rd party this year as the GOP candidate is pure fail and I'm just not a dem by any stretch of the imagination.

They knew what they where getting into when they put Romneybot on the ticket, I say let them crash.
 
2012-05-26 09:55:43 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Somewhere in New York, Jon Stewart is praying to every deity possible in order to make this a reality.


The heck with Jon Stewart praying for this the entire democratic party would be praying for it. And there are some who will argue that most of the democratic party never prays.
 
2012-05-26 09:58:05 AM  
i1091.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 10:07:01 AM  
I suppose that he considers himself to be Romney's...

*sunglasses*

... Trump card.

*YEEEEEAAAAA -*
 
2012-05-26 10:12:26 AM  
Even Romney has more sense than to tap Trump for Vice-President.
 
2012-05-26 10:19:41 AM  
And 30 or 40 or even more percent of 'muricans would still vote for that combination.

/Because they'll belong to the 1% one day
 
2012-05-26 10:48:12 AM  

IronOcelot: OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPle a seOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPl easeOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOh PleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlea seOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPl easeOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOh PleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease!



Indeed. We must NOT be denied such a comedic gold mine!
 
2012-05-26 10:57:20 AM  

Lunaville: Even Romney has more sense than to tap Trump for Vice-President.


Yet not enough sense to come out and start denying these accusations. There's a big difference between 'they're talking about me, hence giving me free publicity' and 'my campaign is so far out of control that a joke VP can't make it any worse.'
 
2012-05-26 10:57:36 AM  
i121.photobucket.com

You can tell a political story is bullshiat when the headline ends in a question mark.
 
2012-05-26 11:13:28 AM  
if gays getting married cause the breakdown of the institution of marriage (i do not think it does BTW)

then things like this would cause the breakdown of the institution of government.

// what a joke
 
2012-05-26 11:22:00 AM  
Dear CNN, there's a reason why you're no longer respected as a news organization. There's a reason why you're dead last in ratings.

Saying incredibly stupid shiat like this doesn't help.
 
2012-05-26 11:22:44 AM  
I've said it before, and will say it again: if your article's headline ends with "?", and it can be summed up with the word "no", it's time to write another article.
 
2012-05-26 11:35:58 AM  
I have three words why this will never happen-
Financial Disclosure Form.
 
2012-05-26 11:38:08 AM  

SilentStrider: Trump running as VP would put Obama's chances somewhere around Reagan 1984 levels.


Certainly better than Obama '08 levels
 
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