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(io9)   Can you grow a bread with Rogaine? Here comes the SCIENCE   (io9.com) divider line 89
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2012-05-25 11:36:10 PM
Rogaine is the new yeast?

Will it make my wiener bigger?

/grow baby, grow!
 
2012-05-25 11:57:21 PM
Will it make my wiener bigger?

No, just hairier.
 
2012-05-25 11:57:22 PM
♫ If you want to chase tail
But your hairline has failed
Rogaine ♫
♫ If your hair has been found
Down on the ground
Rogaine ♫
♫ It ain't dye, it ain't dye, it ain't dye...
Rogaine ♫
 
2012-05-26 12:04:04 AM
Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.
 
2012-05-26 12:18:31 AM
Yes, subby, but you would have to give everything you own.
 
2012-05-26 12:35:24 AM
Yes, I'd like a turkey with swiss, tomatoes and lettuce on Rogaine please. Hold the mayo.
 
2012-05-26 12:41:22 AM
if a solution of minoxidil comes in contact with a cat's skin , expect a visit to your local pet cemetery in the near future.

sorry, internet

No bread for you.
 
2012-05-26 12:45:37 AM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-26 01:41:48 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.


THIS
 
2012-05-26 01:44:32 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.


Agreed. We roll with the typos, what with our rye humor.
 
2012-05-26 01:56:11 AM
With normal yeast you punch it down.

With Rogaine, it punches back.
 
2012-05-26 01:57:41 AM

nvmac: Will it make my wiener bigger?


If you think about it I think you'll realize this isn't about your wiener, it's about your buns.
 
2012-05-26 02:08:22 AM
i102.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 02:18:22 AM

bingethinker: Will it make my wiener bigger?

No, just hairier.


Hairier = harder to see = smaller.

/No sir, I don't like it
 
2012-05-26 02:20:50 AM
Why not try out Rogaine body wash?
 
2012-05-26 04:20:00 AM
Careful not to use too much or the beard will turn out taller than you.

bittenandbound.com
 
2012-05-26 04:45:16 AM
Man, I would love not having to shave every day. Applying Nair however, is a mistake that will not be repeated.
 
2012-05-26 04:54:33 AM
So, if I understand the article and the Fark headline correctly, if you apply Minoxidil to your face, you will start to sing:

I found her diary underneath a tree,
And started reading about me...

Is that correct?
 
2012-05-26 04:54:42 AM
Lucy and Ethel accidentally used Fred's Rogaine again...

www.lucyfan.com
 
2012-05-26 05:21:33 AM

nvmac: Rogaine is the new yeast?

Will it make my wiener bigger?



It certainly makes my wiener rise
 
2012-05-26 06:04:14 AM
Give us this day our daily beard.
 
2012-05-26 06:24:48 AM
If the loaf stays risen more than 4 hours, do I call a doctor? or a baker?
 
2012-05-26 06:28:21 AM
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

Pertinent to interests
 
2012-05-26 06:28:43 AM

God-is-a-Taco: nvmac: Rogaine is the new yeast?

Will it make my wiener bigger?



It certainly makes my wiener rise


All the better to pump her nickle with!
 
2012-05-26 06:32:43 AM
Oh hells YES

images.dpchallenge.com

LET'S DO THIS
 
2012-05-26 06:35:41 AM

Confabulat: Man, I would love not having to shave every day. Applying Nair however, is a mistake that will not be repeated.


Ended up growing a beard to keep from having to shave every damn day
 
2012-05-26 06:39:03 AM

Boatmech: Ended up growing a beard to keep from having to shave every damn day


I bought an electric razor (clippers) because paying $12 for a haircut every week/9 days is stupid, so I don't even shave my face any more I just run the clippers over it every week/9 days when I cut my hair.

/so I'm getting a kick
 
2012-05-26 06:41:22 AM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-05-26 06:57:27 AM
the molecule for propofol looks very similar to this:

img.gawkerassets.com

propofol
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-26 07:01:23 AM
0.asset.soup.io
 
2012-05-26 07:02:36 AM

unlikely: nvmac: Will it make my wiener bigger?

If you think about it I think you'll realize this isn't about your wiener, it's about your buns.


If your wiener is between your buns, then I guess it would be a win-win situation.
 
2012-05-26 07:05:22 AM
Bearded bread?
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
 
2012-05-26 07:07:50 AM

way south: Bearded bread?
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?


bearded lady

o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-05-26 07:15:27 AM
FirstNationalBastard

Lucy and Ethel accidentally used Fred's Rogaine again...

And Ricky's Viagra too.
 
2012-05-26 07:30:52 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 07:38:10 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.


Dear mods:

Please resist the temptation to approve these goddam headlines with misspelled common words, while ignoring submissions in the queue that manage to be somewhat clever AND spell common words correctly. Doing this exposes you as a) assholes, b) idiots who don't know how to spell, either, or c) both.

An obvious spelling error in a headline can be funny, if greened sparingly. Seeing 20 or more on the main page EVERY DAY isn't funny.

For f*ck's sake.
 
2012-05-26 07:40:55 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Agreed. We roll with the typos, what with our rye humor.


Please, no. I don't knead to see any more of this nonsense.
 
2012-05-26 07:43:17 AM

Grables'Daughter: So, if I understand the article and the Fark headline correctly, if you apply Minoxidil to your face, you will start to sing:

I found her diary underneath a tree,
And started reading about me...

Is that correct?


Ooh! David Gates! *girlish squeal*

Also, golf clap for you.
 
2012-05-26 07:45:56 AM

LordOfThePings: [0.asset.soup.io image 500x342]


Nice!
 
2012-05-26 07:51:36 AM

MadAzza: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Agreed. We roll with the typos, what with our rye humor.

Please, no. I don't knead to see any more of this nonsense.


Yeah, this thread is getting stale.
 
2012-05-26 07:55:10 AM

herrDrFarkenstein: MadAzza: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Agreed. We roll with the typos, what with our rye humor.

Please, no. I don't knead to see any more of this nonsense.

Yeah, this thread is getting stale.


rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-05-26 07:57:15 AM
subby is illiterate
 
2012-05-26 08:02:03 AM
Two words: East. Side. Dave
 
2012-05-26 08:08:42 AM
Came to see Abbott and Costello, leaving disappointed.

/my lawn, get off it.
 
2012-05-26 08:13:01 AM

brewswane: subby is illiterate


Illiteracy is apparently a hidden comedy tool, in that case.
 
2012-05-26 08:27:58 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: herrDrFarkenstein: MadAzza: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Agreed. We roll with the typos, what with our rye humor.

Please, no. I don't knead to see any more of this nonsense.

Yeah, this thread is getting stale.

gotobread.jpg


28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-26 08:30:09 AM
I'll just leave this here:
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-26 08:33:37 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: way south: Bearded bread?
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

bearded lady

[o.onionstatic.com image 630x478]


Butter face?
 
2012-05-26 08:51:07 AM
www.soshichan.org
What submitter may look like
 
2012-05-26 08:54:53 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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