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2012-05-26 08:58:57 AM

MadAzza: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Dear mods:

Please resist the temptation to approve these goddam headlines with misspelled common words, while ignoring submissions in the queue that manage to be somewhat clever AND spell common words correctly. Doing this exposes you as a) assholes, b) idiots who don't know how to spell, either, or c) both.

An obvious spelling error in a headline can be funny, if greened sparingly. Seeing 20 or more on the main page EVERY DAY isn't funny.

For f*ck's sake.


You should pull that stick out from between your buns and relax.
 
2012-05-26 09:07:47 AM
thumbs.dreamstime.com

Yes, I believe I would like more bread.

/just loafing around
 
2012-05-26 09:10:11 AM
chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-26 09:14:06 AM
No, but you can grow a muffin.
 
2012-05-26 09:58:38 AM
Rogaine bread -- it's how we roll.
 
2012-05-26 10:06:16 AM
I came into this thread to make a comment about Rogaine. I see that that won't be necessary. Carry on gentlemen.
 
2012-05-26 10:07:21 AM
FARK, great correlative advertising...

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2012-05-26 10:08:03 AM

MadAzza: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Dear mods:

Please resist the temptation to approve these goddam headlines with misspelled common words, while ignoring submissions in the queue that manage to be somewhat clever AND spell common words correctly. Doing this exposes you as a) assholes, b) idiots who don't know how to spell, either, or c) both.

An obvious spelling error in a headline can be funny, if greened sparingly. Seeing 20 or more on the main page EVERY DAY isn't funny.

For f*ck's sake.



It looks like someone got a rise out of him.

/YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
 
2012-05-26 10:16:48 AM

Party Boy: if a solution of minoxidil comes in contact with a cat's skin , expect a visit to your local pet cemetery in the near future.

sorry, internet

No bread for you.


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KEEP THIS THREAD AWAY FROM THE CATURDAY THREAD!
 
2012-05-26 10:28:13 AM

theorellior: Party Boy: if a solution of minoxidil comes in contact with a cat's skin , expect a visit to your local pet cemetery in the near future.

sorry, internet

No bread for you.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KEEP THIS THREAD AWAY FROM THE CATURDAY THREAD!


i1100.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-26 10:28:42 AM

cretinbob: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 275x338]


Hehe.... original work? I like it.
 
2012-05-26 10:30:10 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Lucy and Ethel accidentally used Fred's Rogaine again...

[www.lucyfan.com image 348x246]


Looks more like they used his Viagra instead.
 
2012-05-26 11:05:53 AM

MadAzza: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Agreed. We roll with the typos, what with our rye humor.

Please, no. I don't knead to see any more of this nonsense.


Oh come on. It's the yeast they can do.
 
2012-05-26 11:26:10 AM
I take it no one read the article and noticed that it does nothing to actually answer the question it proposes to answer?

I'm not complaining about the bread jokes here, just the article.
 
2012-05-26 11:41:25 AM

KWess: MadAzza: The My Little Pony Killer: Dear mods:

Please don't fix this typo.

Dear mods:

Please resist the temptation to approve these goddam headlines with misspelled common words, while ignoring submissions in the queue that manage to be somewhat clever AND spell common words correctly. Doing this exposes you as a) assholes, b) idiots who don't know how to spell, either, or c) both.

An obvious spelling error in a headline can be funny, if greened sparingly. Seeing 20 or more on the main page EVERY DAY isn't funny.

For f*ck's sake.


It looks like someone got a rise out of him.

/YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!


Frank, did you see this yeast left behind by the killer? It's been sitting in warm water. Lets run these to the lab,

[glasses]

I think we may have found our Proof.


/YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
 
2012-05-26 11:42:40 AM
Can I grow a bread? No, but I can pinch a loaf.
 
2012-05-26 11:55:32 AM
CALL JG WENTWORTH
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2012-05-26 11:59:32 AM
/ergot nothing
 
2012-05-26 12:06:30 PM
Have no follicles that ever grow in my philtral dimple (upper lip dimple under nose), so I can't grow a mustache that isn't comprised of two distinct parts. I might not be able to have a uni-stache, but at least done have uni-brow.

Also wish I had some more Mediterranean blood to be able to do the Zappa lower lip patch, but the 15 or so follicles there won't ever grow soul nor patch.
 
2012-05-26 12:31:03 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: the molecule for propofol looks very similar to this:



propofol


No, it doesn't.
 
2012-05-26 01:10:38 PM
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Mods = comments
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ADMINS = Green light links/correct headlines
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/if you gotta be a biatch, at least biatch at the right people
 
2012-05-26 01:13:51 PM

Boatmech: /if you gotta be a biatch, at least biatch at the right people


Link
 
2012-05-26 01:18:20 PM
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2012-05-26 01:24:36 PM

Tanthalas39: Jon iz teh kewl: the molecule for propofol looks very similar to this:



propofol

No, it doesn't.



your saying it doesn't look like bread??
 
2012-05-26 01:49:46 PM
blogs.citypages.com

What a beard might look like
 
2012-05-26 02:34:44 PM
i'm not sure...I want to eat that. Science what have you done? you've crossed the line this time.
 
2012-05-26 02:37:27 PM

LordOfThePings:


Im filing a lolsuit
 
2012-05-26 04:39:06 PM

RandomAxe: I take it no one read the article and noticed that it does nothing to actually answer the question it proposes to answer?

I'm not complaining about the bread jokes here, just the article.


They didn't do any testing or research or even have any results, so why did they write this?
 
2012-05-26 04:56:20 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
Bread grown with Rogaine

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Side effects of
Bread grown with Rogaine


i41.tinypic.com
Bread grown with Viagra

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GMO Bread grown with human DNA

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In Paris, bread is grown with yeast
 
2012-05-26 05:19:24 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Tanthalas39: Jon iz teh kewl: the molecule for propofol looks very similar to this:



propofol

No, it doesn't.

your saying it doesn't look like bread??



No, it looks like milk. Milk of amnesia.
 
2012-05-26 06:28:54 PM
East Side Dave!
 
2012-05-26 06:29:18 PM
Well, I don't know about beards, because I've got all you could want of that and more.

However, back when my hair started migrating south for the winter, I tried Rogaine, and being me, I picked out a less hairy part of my torso to test it on, which happened to be my left side about mid ribcage. One little scar there from some long ago mishap became ground zero for my right forefinger every day after the Rogaine went on, but before the hand washing.

And in about three months, I had a fingertip sized hairier patch. So it grows body hair, although it didn't help much on my head. I eventually quit trying and just gave it a revenge buzzcut. Instead of a high and tight, I just have tight.
 
2012-05-26 06:38:24 PM
 
2012-05-26 06:50:15 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
1.bp.blogspot.com



farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-27 10:23:30 PM
There really are people that desperate to grow a beard? Who knew?

/shaved off mine a year ago or so
 
2012-05-28 09:59:37 AM

urban.derelict: Boatmech: Ended up growing a beard to keep from having to shave every damn day

I bought an electric razor (clippers) because paying $12 for a haircut every week/9 days is stupid, so I don't even shave my face any more I just run the clippers over it every week/9 days when I cut my hair.

/so I'm getting a kick


Wish I could do that. Sadly, neither the wife or the kids approve of the beard. Scratchy hubby gets less lovin', scratchy dady gets less hugs. So shave it is. GRRRR!!
 
2012-05-28 10:35:13 AM

sotua: urban.derelict: Boatmech: Ended up growing a beard to keep from having to shave every damn day

I bought an electric razor (clippers) because paying $12 for a haircut every week/9 days is stupid, so I don't even shave my face any more I just run the clippers over it every week/9 days when I cut my hair.

/so I'm getting a kick

Wish I could do that. Sadly, neither the wife or the kids approve of the beard. Scratchy hubby gets less lovin', scratchy dady gets less hugs. So shave it is. GRRRR!!


Some advice if you try to grow one again, don't trim it so short, let the hairs curl a little bit and use shampoo/conditioner on it when you shower.
`
/turns scratchy into ticklie
 
2012-05-28 02:21:10 PM

Boatmech: sotua: urban.derelict: Boatmech: Ended up growing a beard to keep from having to shave every damn day

I bought an electric razor (clippers) because paying $12 for a haircut every week/9 days is stupid, so I don't even shave my face any more I just run the clippers over it every week/9 days when I cut my hair.

/so I'm getting a kick

Wish I could do that. Sadly, neither the wife or the kids approve of the beard. Scratchy hubby gets less lovin', scratchy dady gets less hugs. So shave it is. GRRRR!!

Some advice if you try to grow one again, don't trim it so short, let the hairs curl a little bit and use shampoo/conditioner on it when you shower.
`
/turns scratchy into ticklie


Interesting. Thank you!
 
2012-05-28 02:57:44 PM

sotua: Boatmech: sotua:
Wish I could do that. Sadly, neither the wife or the kids approve of the beard. Scratchy hubby gets less lovin', scratchy dady gets less hugs. So shave it is. GRRRR!!

Some advice if you try to grow one again, don't trim it so short, let the hairs curl a little bit and use shampoo/conditioner on it when you shower.
`
/turns scratchy into ticklie

Interesting. Thank you!


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;=)
No problem.
 
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