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2012-05-25 08:21:01 PM
"Bill farking Murray!"

This man's coolness quotient is off the charts.
 
2012-05-25 08:47:54 PM
"and introducing Bill Murray" would be funnier.
 
2012-05-25 09:07:40 PM
What's so weird is that even if I didn't know who Murray was, I could tell who the real actor is there. Stage presence I guess.
 
2012-05-25 09:23:43 PM
*golfclap*

Well done Mr. Murray.
 
2012-05-25 09:26:01 PM
I don't believe it.
 
2012-05-25 09:37:56 PM
That camera is all over the place.
 
2012-05-25 09:38:36 PM

Triumph: What's so weird is that even if I didn't know who Murray was, I could tell who the real actor is there. Stage presence I guess.


The boys smiling into the camera, then at Bill Murray like he was the last female on Earth wasn't a give away?
/i'd be pretty giddy too if i got to work with him.
 
2012-05-25 09:51:45 PM
 
2012-05-25 09:53:51 PM

Triumph: What's so weird is that even if I didn't know who Murray was...


?
 
2012-05-25 09:55:06 PM
From the comments - nice name btw...

Riker's Beard

One time I was eating dinner in a restaurant. I was happily enjoying the company of my date when an older gentlemen walked up to our table. I couldn't believe it, but it was Bill Murray. He grabbed the extra fork that was sitting on our table loaded it up with some of my pasta and took a big bite. After he swallowed he said "No one will ever believe you" and walked away.

/Bill Farking Murray!
 
2012-05-25 09:57:04 PM
Speaking of Bill, I was looking forward to seeing Moonrise Kingdom this weekend only to find out that it only opened in 4 theaters and those are in NY and LA. Farking motherfarkers. I guess I should check for things like that before believing the release date info.
 
2012-05-25 10:03:20 PM

mialynneb: From the comments - nice name btw...

Riker's Beard

One time I was eating dinner in a restaurant. I was happily enjoying the company of my date when an older gentlemen walked up to our table. I couldn't believe it, but it was Bill Murray. He grabbed the extra fork that was sitting on our table loaded it up with some of my pasta and took a big bite. After he swallowed he said "No one will ever believe you" and walked away.

/Bill Farking Murray!


I don't believe that guy...
 
2012-05-25 10:10:05 PM
Okay, that was pretty good.
 
2012-05-25 10:10:22 PM
I met Bill Murray at a bar at a hotel I was staying at down in South Hollywood. I didn't even know it was him at first. It was about 3am and we were the only 2 left in the place. I went over to say Hi and was surprised he asked me to sit with him.
We talked about Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, the works for about an hour. I had a meeting to get to at noon so I told him I had to go.
He paid for my drinks and we both laughed because when I got on the elevator to go to my room, he was going to the same floor.
As I got to my door and opened it, he pushed me in, held me down and proceeded to rape me for about 2 hours.
When he was done, he simply stood up, pulled his pants on and whispered in my ear, "I'm Bill Murray. Who's going believe you?"
 
2012-05-25 10:21:28 PM

Zombie DJ: I met Bill Murray at a bar at a hotel I was staying at down in South Hollywood. I didn't even know it was him at first. It was about 3am and we were the only 2 left in the place. I went over to say Hi and was surprised he asked me to sit with him.
We talked about Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, the works for about an hour. I had a meeting to get to at noon so I told him I had to go.
He paid for my drinks and we both laughed because when I got on the elevator to go to my room, he was going to the same floor.
As I got to my door and opened it, he pushed me in, held me down and proceeded to rape me for about 2 hours.
When he was done, he simply stood up, pulled his pants on and whispered in my ear, "I'm Bill Murray. Who's going believe you?"


With the exception of paying for drinks (we had separate tabs), being on the same floor, talking about his movies, and being fark'd by him - this actually did happen to me in NYC.

/it was a charming random conversation
//which I barely remember because we were both pretty drunk
 
2012-05-25 10:44:55 PM

Zombie DJ: I met Bill Murray at a bar at a hotel I was staying at down in South Hollywood. I didn't even know it was him at first. It was about 3am and we were the only 2 left in the place. I went over to say Hi and was surprised he asked me to sit with him.
We talked about Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, the works for about an hour. I had a meeting to get to at noon so I told him I had to go.
He paid for my drinks and we both laughed because when I got on the elevator to go to my room, he was going to the same floor.
As I got to my door and opened it, he pushed me in, held me down and proceeded to rape me for about 2 hours.
When he was done, he simply stood up, pulled his pants on and whispered in my ear, "I'm Bill Murray. Who's going believe you?"


Cool story bro. I hope you kept the specimen so you can clone him.
 
2012-05-25 10:48:02 PM
Something like four years ago I was pretty into playing raquetball. So much so that I would go in about 5 in the morning before work, just to get the blood going, and I really liked the game. One day I finished up a solo game and was in the shower, plotting in my head the day. Then I felt a slightly sharp sting right on my balloon knot. I turn around completely freaked out and puzzled, and Bill Murray was rubbing a fold of skin on my asshole between his forefinger and thumb, like you would do to ball up a booger. I jumped away, grabbed and covered up with my towel completely unsure of what to say or do. He just turned off his water, looked me in the eye and said 'no one will ever believe you' and then walked out of the shower dripping wet, without bothering to towel off. Dude's a nut!

/CSB
 
2012-05-25 10:49:51 PM
Is Bill Murray the new Bill Brasky?

/to Bill Murray! arrghh!
 
2012-05-25 10:50:37 PM
TFA: ...filmmaker David Walton Smith decided instead to ask the actor if he would walk down the hallway in slow motion with him and his buddies....

That was amazing how they all walked in slow motion together.
 
2012-05-25 11:03:17 PM
"They stiffed me."
 
2012-05-25 11:08:29 PM
It would take a million chevys' to equal one Bill Murray.
 
2012-05-25 11:11:13 PM

mialynneb: From the comments - nice name btw...

Riker's Beard

One time I was eating dinner in a restaurant. I was happily enjoying the company of my date when an older gentlemen walked up to our table. I couldn't believe it, but it was Bill Murray. He grabbed the extra fork that was sitting on our table loaded it up with some of my pasta and took a big bite. After he swallowed he said "No one will ever believe you" and walked away.

/Bill Farking Murray!


That's funny as hell. I'm not sure if I believe you or not. Perfect balance of plausible believability and 'no way that happened'. Good work.

/The bigger the lie, the more people want to believe it.
 
2012-05-25 11:16:30 PM

TheJoe03: Bill Groundhog Day, Ghostbusting Ass Murray

/mad delirium


Don't swallow, Bill Murray.

/lololol
 
2012-05-25 11:28:10 PM
If I were Bill Murray I would start re-enacting some of the less-rapey 'no one will ever believe you' stories. Just so the guy it actually happened to would get called out for it being a meme.

Then I'd find him again and whisper 'told you so'.
 
2012-05-25 11:34:36 PM
Bill Murray needs to receive a lifetime achievement award at the Oscars purely for being awesome. The video montage wouldn't show snippets from Caddyshack, Stripes, Groundhog Day, etc., but instead a clip of him getting arrested in Sweden for drunk driving in a golf cart, of him doing dishes at a random college party in Scotland, pouring shots at a bar at SXSW, and chucking an old lady into the sand trap at Pebble Beach.
 
2012-05-25 11:38:45 PM

HawgWild: Don't swallow, Bill Murray.


Wish I could find the full version of that, way funnier.
 
2012-05-25 11:42:15 PM

BobNesta420: Bill Murray needs to receive a lifetime achievement award at the Oscars purely for being awesome. The video montage wouldn't show snippets from Caddyshack, Stripes, Groundhog Day, etc., but instead a clip of him getting arrested in Sweden for drunk driving in a golf cart, of him doing dishes at a random college party in Scotland, pouring shots at a bar at SXSW, and chucking an old lady into the sand trap at Pebble Beach.


Don't forget Zombieland.

/I loved that scene.
 
2012-05-25 11:55:12 PM
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I just want to know where he got his swim trunks.
 
2012-05-26 12:52:18 AM
Ivan Reitman on the Kevin Pollock Chat Show said he was as about as close to Bill Murray as anybody and he has problems getting him to answer his calls to do projects. He wants to do projects that are interesting to him
 
2012-05-26 12:59:00 AM
Thank you for agreeing to star in my short film in lieu of an autograph, Mr. Murray.
...
As a formality, here is the paper work for the agreement. Sign here, here, here, initials here...
 
2012-05-26 01:20:43 AM

Mucus Mule: It would take a million chevys' to equal one Bill Murray.


blog.cleveland.com
 
2012-05-26 01:35:26 AM

Silly Jesus: Mucus Mule: It would take a million chevys' to equal one Bill Murray.

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Some of those are some pretty odd-looking Chevys...
 
2012-05-26 01:38:43 AM
few have the power to get me to enable a shiatload of scripts to view something on a gawker site.

but dammit. Bill Murray did.

I. farking. love. Bill Murray.
 
2012-05-26 01:39:22 AM

Mixolydian Master: Something like four years ago I was pretty into playing raquetball. So much so that I would go in about 5 in the morning before work, just to get the blood going, and I really liked the game. One day I finished up a solo game and was in the shower, plotting in my head the day. Then I felt a slightly sharp sting right on my balloon knot. I turn around completely freaked out and puzzled, and Bill Murray was rubbing a fold of skin on my asshole between his forefinger and thumb, like you would do to ball up a booger. I jumped away, grabbed and covered up with my towel completely unsure of what to say or do. He just turned off his water, looked me in the eye and said 'no one will ever believe you' and then walked out of the shower dripping wet, without bothering to towel off. Dude's a nut!

/CSB


In tears I am.
 
2012-05-26 01:42:31 AM

therecksays: Ivan Reitman on the Kevin Pollock Chat Show said he was as about as close to Bill Murray as anybody and he has problems getting him to answer his calls to do projects. He wants to do projects that are interesting to him


Apparently he has a secret 800 number that industry insiders call and if he is interested he will call them back. No one calls him directly.
/Loves me some Bill.
 
2012-05-26 02:35:42 AM
The dude is cool. My inner voice sounds like George Carlin when I think that (Outrageous Fortune).
 
2012-05-26 03:21:34 AM

Sabyen91: BobNesta420: Bill Murray needs to receive a lifetime achievement award at the Oscars purely for being awesome. The video montage wouldn't show snippets from Caddyshack, Stripes, Groundhog Day, etc., but instead a clip of him getting arrested in Sweden for drunk driving in a golf cart, of him doing dishes at a random college party in Scotland, pouring shots at a bar at SXSW, and chucking an old lady into the sand trap at Pebble Beach.

Don't forget Zombieland.

/I loved that scene.


Don't forget shotgun golf with HST.
 
2012-05-26 04:57:22 AM
Isn't the autograph just an ancient way to prove to assholes that you met somebody famous?

e.g. "I met Bill Murray"
No you didn't.
"Yeah I did, at the store"
Bill Murray doesn't shop where you do
"Why would I lie about this"
Yeah, why would you?
"HE WROTE HIS farkING NAME DOWN YOU PRICK"
 
2012-05-26 09:14:55 AM

chewielouie: Mixolydian Master: Something like four years ago I was pretty into playing raquetball. So much so that I would go in about 5 in the morning before work, just to get the blood going, and I really liked the game. One day I finished up a solo game and was in the shower, plotting in my head the day. Then I felt a slightly sharp sting right on my balloon knot. I turn around completely freaked out and puzzled, and Bill Murray was rubbing a fold of skin on my asshole between his forefinger and thumb, like you would do to ball up a booger. I jumped away, grabbed and covered up with my towel completely unsure of what to say or do. He just turned off his water, looked me in the eye and said 'no one will ever believe you' and then walked out of the shower dripping wet, without bothering to towel off. Dude's a nut!

/CSB

In tears I am.


yeah, you had me at "balloon knot"
 
2012-05-26 09:33:07 AM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-05-26 10:53:23 AM

Mucus Mule: It would take a million chevys' to equal one Bill Murray.


Wait , chevy has value?
 
2012-05-26 11:17:16 AM

hillbillypharmacist: I just want to know where he got his swim trunks.


If I remember correctly during the 80s you could get those at any Sears and even at many supermarkets. It was the 80s, need anything more be said?
 
2012-05-26 01:10:18 PM
 
2012-05-26 01:25:35 PM
Holy sh*t, it's John Candy!
 
2012-05-26 08:53:38 PM

chewielouie: Mixolydian Master: Something like four years ago I was pretty into playing raquetball. So much so that I would go in about 5 in the morning before work, just to get the blood going, and I really liked the game. One day I finished up a solo game and was in the shower, plotting in my head the day. Then I felt a slightly sharp sting right on my balloon knot. I turn around completely freaked out and puzzled, and Bill Murray was rubbing a fold of skin on my asshole between his forefinger and thumb, like you would do to ball up a booger. I jumped away, grabbed and covered up with my towel completely unsure of what to say or do. He just turned off his water, looked me in the eye and said 'no one will ever believe you' and then walked out of the shower dripping wet, without bothering to towel off. Dude's a nut!

/CSB

In tears I am.


I'm loving these stories... The last one I read was something about a Limo ride and Kiefer Sutherland doing something similar.
 
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