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2012-05-26 12:23:56 AM  

bionicjoe: Ricardo Klement: Now THIS is a flop! (Watch the Bengals' #89)

Like we needed further reasons to not watch the most boring sport in the world.
As a Bengals fan anything that happens to the Browns is a good thing.

Please watch Bengals #89 in this flop.
Link


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-26 12:26:11 AM  
ahahah what a funny dumb sport
 
2012-05-26 12:27:53 AM  

Cheesehead_Dave: This is still my favorite flop of all time.


You linked to the wrong YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r
 
2012-05-26 12:28:49 AM  

Sabyen91: The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: change1211: The Smails Kid: Greenlighting ridiculously trolly "articles" so that closed-minded people who have already made up their minds on a topic will come in and backslap each other?

I thought the politics tab was over there ----->

There's loads of trolly headlines in sports. However the attitude of some of the people here really shows how ignorant people are when it comes to sports they don't like.

You know, telling people they are ignorant of a boring sport doesn't make a boring sport more interesting.

You've got 4 of the last 5 comments. Is your F5 key worn out yet?

Crap, you just broke my combo. Dick.


If you would've manned up like a hockey player you would've bulled right through my hand check. Instead you had to grass-dive like an ankle-clutching flopballer.

Pussy.
 
2012-05-26 12:29:03 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Cheesehead_Dave: This is still my favorite flop of all time.

You linked to the wrong YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r


Is that supposed to be a link?
 
2012-05-26 12:29:51 AM  

The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: change1211: The Smails Kid: Greenlighting ridiculously trolly "articles" so that closed-minded people who have already made up their minds on a topic will come in and backslap each other?

I thought the politics tab was over there ----->

There's loads of trolly headlines in sports. However the attitude of some of the people here really shows how ignorant people are when it comes to sports they don't like.

You know, telling people they are ignorant of a boring sport doesn't make a boring sport more interesting.

You've got 4 of the last 5 comments. Is your F5 key worn out yet?

Crap, you just broke my combo. Dick.

If you would've manned up like a hockey player you would've bulled right through my hand check. Instead you had to grass-dive like an ankle-clutching flopballer.

Pussy.


I am still waiting for the yellow card on you. I have tears in my eyes if that helps.
 
2012-05-26 12:31:25 AM  

libranoelrose: HaywoodJablonski: Cheesehead_Dave: This is still my favorite flop of all time.

You linked to the wrong YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r

Is that supposed to be a link?


Sort of, but without any HTML
 
2012-05-26 12:32:50 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: libranoelrose: HaywoodJablonski: Cheesehead_Dave: This is still my favorite flop of all time.

You linked to the wrong YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r

Is that supposed to be a link?

Sort of, but without any HTML


There is a button for it. Or is that not an option on phones?
 
2012-05-26 12:33:23 AM  

Sabyen91: The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: change1211: The Smails Kid: Greenlighting ridiculously trolly "articles" so that closed-minded people who have already made up their minds on a topic will come in and backslap each other?

I thought the politics tab was over there ----->

There's loads of trolly headlines in sports. However the attitude of some of the people here really shows how ignorant people are when it comes to sports they don't like.

You know, telling people they are ignorant of a boring sport doesn't make a boring sport more interesting.

You've got 4 of the last 5 comments. Is your F5 key worn out yet?

Crap, you just broke my combo. Dick.

If you would've manned up like a hockey player you would've bulled right through my hand check. Instead you had to grass-dive like an ankle-clutching flopballer.

Pussy.

I am still waiting for the yellow card on you. I have tears in my eyes if that helps.


We weren't talking about golf (until now), Cinderella.
 
2012-05-26 12:38:43 AM  

The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: The Smails Kid: Sabyen91: change1211: The Smails Kid: Greenlighting ridiculously trolly "articles" so that closed-minded people who have already made up their minds on a topic will come in and backslap each other?

I thought the politics tab was over there ----->

There's loads of trolly headlines in sports. However the attitude of some of the people here really shows how ignorant people are when it comes to sports they don't like.

You know, telling people they are ignorant of a boring sport doesn't make a boring sport more interesting.

You've got 4 of the last 5 comments. Is your F5 key worn out yet?

Crap, you just broke my combo. Dick.

If you would've manned up like a hockey player you would've bulled right through my hand check. Instead you had to grass-dive like an ankle-clutching flopballer.

Pussy.

I am still waiting for the yellow card on you. I have tears in my eyes if that helps.

We weren't talking about golf (until now), Cinderella.


That isn't funny. The last time I went golfing I sprained my ankle. So...Cinderella is probably accurate.
 
2012-05-26 12:56:28 AM  
Wow, even Vlade Divac bows in respect to that.
 
2012-05-26 01:09:36 AM  

Shostie: Quasar: This is the world's most popular sport?

I'd like you to remember this moment when you hear someone going on and on and on about how TOTALLY superior the rest of the world is to the U.S.


They arent, thats why they brag about soccer because they know its the one sport they are superior in competition, but then our USA soccer players are our 4th tier athletes, I would love to see megatron, ray lewis, and lebron all playing soccer from birth. But hey world, brag where you can even though we still dont give a shiat.
 
2012-05-26 01:09:49 AM  
There's one football(European) player that I respect the hell out of. Lionel Messi

I really wish everybody showed as much heart and guts as he did instead of that flopping douche Ronaldo.
 
2012-05-26 01:16:56 AM  

JBKMDX: There's one football(European) player that I respect the hell out of. Lionel Messi

I really wish everybody showed as much heart and guts as he did instead of that flopping douche Ronaldo.


Heh, dude is getting raped in most of those clips. Spect.
 
2012-05-26 01:19:39 AM  
Looks like the Giants just found a new kicker.

/Stupid shiat like this is one of the reasons Soccer isn't bigger here
 
2012-05-26 01:25:40 AM  
...and the soccer haters bring their wisdom to the table again.
 
2012-05-26 01:29:00 AM  

Patterson: ...and the soccer haters bring their wisdom to the table again.


Cry moar, flopping emo-boy.
 
2012-05-26 01:32:21 AM  
Apparently silly looking dives are a required thing for all Vancouver teams.
 
2012-05-26 01:32:58 AM  

gas giant: Apparently silly looking dives are a required thing for all Vancouver teams.


And rioting...
 
2012-05-26 01:35:33 AM  

Sabyen91: And rioting...


Yeah, can't forget the rioting.
 
2012-05-26 01:44:55 AM  

Patterson: ...and the soccer haters bring their wisdom to the table again.


Dont get mad at us because soccer sucks.

I have had more enjoyment watching concrete dry...........hey is that a bubble? Is someone buried alive!!!? Dig them up!
 
2012-05-26 02:00:12 AM  
Flopping is so completely out of control in soccer that there should be a few new rules implemented:

1) All flops are subject to post-game replay.
2) If your flop causes a team to go short a man and that team loses the game should be either replayed or forfeited outright,'
3) If a player is subject to a mandatory suspension the flopper should have to serve it in his place.

This stuff simply has got to go. I haven't seen a game in a long time without some bullshiatter faking a foul. It's funny in a ha-ha way after the fact, but during the game it's no less cheating than an intentional handball.
 
2012-05-26 02:16:30 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: The My Little Pony Killer: Which one of you sick bastards greenlightedlit this?

/so sick I forgot my tenses
//tensii?


4.bp.blogspot.com
frowns upon your shenanigans
 
2012-05-26 02:32:16 AM  

Flragnararch: The My Little Pony Killer: The My Little Pony Killer: Which one of you sick bastards greenlightedlit this?

/so sick I forgot my tenses
//tensii?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x400]
frowns upon your shenanigans


Who is that queefbag?
 
2012-05-26 02:39:25 AM  
Good god that is Darcy Tucker level of diving.
 
2012-05-26 02:51:59 AM  

The Smails Kid: change1211: The Smails Kid: Greenlighting ridiculously trolly "articles" so that closed-minded people who have already made up their minds on a topic will come in and backslap each other?

I thought the politics tab was over there ----->

There's loads of trolly headlines in sports. However the attitude of some of the people here really shows how ignorant people are when it comes to sports they don't like.

Oh, I see you've been in a Fark NBA thread.

Out of curiosity, does it happen in hockey


Don't know


, MMA,


Sweaty dick punching


WWE,


Why is this in the sports tab

NASCAR,


Driving isn't a sport I do it every day

or boxing threads?


Quickly overrun by MMA fans calling boxers one dimensional wimps

In short get over yourself. Nobody is "picking on you" or your pussy grass diving fetish.
 
2012-05-26 03:08:13 AM  
There must really be nothing to do in Wisconsin if Sabyen has the time to post almost 20 comments in a sub 80 comment thread. Must be terrible to dislike the world's most popular sport. Shouldn't you be rioting at some state fair?
 
2012-05-26 03:10:09 AM  

change1211: There must really be nothing to do in Wisconsin if Sabyen has the time to post almost 20 comments in a sub 80 comment thread. Must be terrible to dislike the world's most popular sport. Shouldn't you be rioting at some state fair?


There is often much to do at 2 in the morning. Your favorite sport is still more boring than watching flies fark. Get over it.
 
2012-05-26 03:42:53 AM  

suckerpunch: It's just like when a punter or a returner who called a fair catch gets brushed, and goes down acting like he got bricked by five defensive backs.


Punters are famous for that, of course they're typically failed soccer players.
You're completely wrong with the return men, though. You almost never see that with a fair catch since you're not allowed to be touched at all so there's no reason to exaggerate how hard you were hit.

/ defensive backs tend to be the smallest players outside of kickers
 
2012-05-26 03:51:37 AM  
lol
 
2012-05-26 04:03:02 AM  

Sabyen91: change1211: There must really be nothing to do in Wisconsin if Sabyen has the time to post almost 20 comments in a sub 80 comment thread. Must be terrible to dislike the world's most popular sport. Shouldn't you be rioting at some state fair?

There is often much to do at 2 in the morning. Your favorite sport is still more boring than watching flies fark. Get over it.


Hey! Soccer is SOOOOO EXCITING! I love the part where the guy kicks it to the other guy who kicks it out of bounds, so the guy kicks it back in and another guy kicks it to the other guy who kicks it out of bounds, so the guy kicks it back in and another guy then kicks it to the other guy who kicks it out of bounds, so the guy kicks it back in and another guy kicks it to another guy who kicks it and then kicks it to the other guy who kicks it out of bounds, so the guy kicks it back in and another guy kicks it. Then ninety minutes later, they arbitrarily decide to play for another 9 minutes so the guy kicks it to the other guy who kicks it out of bounds, and the guy kicks it back in and another guy kicks it to the other guy who kicks it out of bounds, so the guy kicks it back in and another guy kicks it to the other guy who kicks it out of bounds, so the guy kicks it back in and another guy kicks it.

Then three hours after the game started, the game is decided on three minutes' worth of penalty kicks.
 
2012-05-26 05:35:27 AM  
How the hell can anyone actually watch this spectacle? It's not a sport. It could be considered 'sports entertainment', I guess. It's just mind boggling that so many idiots watch this stupid fake thing.


At this point, the WWE has more credibility than soccer. At least they admit that they are a phony sports-tainment enterprise, but this shiat passes itself off as being legitimate.


This world is filled with complete and total dumbasses. And they watch soccer.
 
2012-05-26 05:40:28 AM  
Looks like I got a new player to boo at whitecaps games.

Can't stand this shiat, I'm sure the south siders will defend his actions.
 
2012-05-26 05:46:57 AM  
i.minus.com
 
2012-05-26 05:48:55 AM  
What a shocking display of violence. Truly an act of barbarism
 
2012-05-26 06:43:03 AM  
did he died?

/it's in every farking Youtube comment
 
2012-05-26 07:04:35 AM  
The best (worst?) part of this flop is that it was totally unnecessary. The slap to the face, no matter how soft, is considered violent conduct and is subject to a red card. It's how Drogba got sent off in the 2008 Champions League final.
 
2012-05-26 07:23:20 AM  
Look, I know this sport is kinda slow as it is, and it's really dumb in other sports, but right now soccer needs to institute instant replay on red cardable offenses. The more you let a guy writhe like a fricking fish out of water for getting his cheek flicked, the more it's gonna be a problem.
 
2012-05-26 07:58:32 AM  
The difference between NBA flops and Soccer flops is that in the NBA the players don't writhe on the ground in mock agony.
 
2012-05-26 08:09:57 AM  

steamingpile: Shostie: Quasar: This is the world's most popular sport?

I'd like you to remember this moment when you hear someone going on and on and on about how TOTALLY superior the rest of the world is to the U.S.

They arent, thats why they brag about soccer because they know its the one sport they are superior in competition, but then our USA soccer players are our 4th tier athletes, I would love to see megatron, ray lewis, and lebron all playing soccer from birth. But hey world, brag where you can even though we still dont give a shiat.


Nationalism about sports? For god's sake, people, feel pride about something that matters.
 
2012-05-26 08:26:03 AM  
Being the trainer of a soccer team must be interesting...

"Doc! Doc! I was fouled hard and....my knee!"
"Uh.....really? Or is this just..."
"No, Doc, come on, I'm dying here! THE PAIN!"
"....OK, but do I need to actually do anything here or..."
"AAAAARRRGHH!"
"All right, stretch your leg out like this. BTW the ref didn't give a yellow card and...."
"Hey that did the trick Docthanksgottatoseeya!"
 
2012-05-26 09:12:34 AM  

One Bad Apple: The Smails Kid: change1211: The Smails Kid: Greenlighting ridiculously trolly "articles" so that closed-minded people who have already made up their minds on a topic will come in and backslap each other?

I thought the politics tab was over there ----->

There's loads of trolly headlines in sports. However the attitude of some of the people here really shows how ignorant people are when it comes to sports they don't like.

Oh, I see you've been in a Fark NBA thread.

Out of curiosity, does it happen in hockey

Don't know


, MMA,

Sweaty dick punching


WWE,

Why is this in the sports tab

NASCAR,

Driving isn't a sport I do it every day

or boxing threads?


Quickly overrun by MMA fans calling boxers one dimensional wimps

In short get over yourself. Nobody is "picking on you" or your pussy grass diving fetish.


What's amazing is that soccer people have screamed so much that if any dares to post in soccer threads that is even slightly critical you will get a ban. I got one a few weeks ago for posting *yawn* in a soccer thread, didn't have any intent of posting more and didn't know I was banned until a few hours later. Its the only sport where people even flop in the threads.

And then the Fark refs hand out red cards only in that thread, since I know there is one poster in every baseball thread shiatting on the sport yet he's never been banned for his post. Just like the nancy boys playing the sport the nancy boy posters need to man up and accept their sport isn't popular everywhere and the US just doesn't care. It doesn't matter how many times they scream "buuuuut, 30billion people watch it!" Or if that little girl cowherd yells about how its going to take over eventually the US will still barely watch the game.

The real funny thing? We just don't care so quit acting something is wrong with us for not loving the sport.
 
2012-05-26 09:19:03 AM  
You guys are crazy. THIS is the most ridiculous flop in the most boring sport in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatuBMMgOKE&feature=related
 
2012-05-26 09:34:17 AM  
Off to watch some Super 15.
 
2012-05-26 09:40:18 AM  

brap: I gave up soccer when I broke a childhood friend's leg with a misplaced kick. He didn't even have to feign flopping, his leg just done broke. Freaked the living shiate out of me. So I stuck with American wankball until I saw my neighbor friend speared, get a spinal injury, and one of those skull halos.

BASKETBALL IT IS!


..until you come down awkwardly on your leg and tear every ligament in it...

IS THERE NO SPORT FOR UNATHLETIC PEOPLE LIKE US?!?!
 
2012-05-26 09:55:53 AM  

Ricardo Klement: Now THIS is a flop! (Watch the Bengals' #89)


And this is the biggest sport in the US??? What a joke!!
 
2012-05-26 10:03:35 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Which one of you sick bastards greenlighted this?


I know? How dare they show soccer?
 
2012-05-26 10:03:41 AM  
Listening to you soccer haters is just hilarious. Seriously, your tears are delicious.

Your sports needs steroids to be exciting. Pathetic
 
2012-05-26 10:24:36 AM  
So as asked earlier, is there a governing board that goes in later and fines/penalizes these players for the bullshiat.

/watches world cup and that's about it
 
2012-05-26 10:31:43 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: So as asked earlier, is there a governing board that goes in later and fines/penalizes these players for the bullshiat.

/watches world cup and that's about it


Nope. There are laws against simulation, but no ones ever been retroactively punished for it.
 
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