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(Science Daily)   New type of male contraceptive discovered, and it doesn't involve Mountain Dew or a butcher knife   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 21
    More: Cool, Mountain Dew, male contraceptives, hormonal contraceptives, print share, PLoS Genetics, EurekAlert, AAAS, University of Edinburgh  
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2012-05-25 10:03:51 PM  
"Don't worry, baby -- I'm on the guy pill"

"Um, yeah. Wrap it."
 
2012-05-25 10:19:16 PM  
I think I have heard this one before....every few years....
 
2012-05-25 10:58:14 PM  
I sure hope this is covered with insurance.

Suck it, women
 
2012-05-25 11:01:11 PM  
Meh, won't stop the spread of the 'herps.

Call me when they make a 100% functional anti-STD(I, whatever) pill.
 
2012-05-25 11:03:29 PM  
Blowing in her face?
 
2012-05-25 11:04:26 PM  
It's a rock. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
 
2012-05-25 11:12:08 PM  
New potential for a male contraceptive discovered, subby. Not the same thing at all.

/goes back to Mtn Dew
 
2012-05-25 11:27:23 PM  
Subby's mom has been around for awhile, though.
 
2012-05-25 11:43:36 PM  
I would not take that because downstream effects would likely influence sex drive. Also gay.
 
2012-05-25 11:53:30 PM  
No, seriously, when is this shiat gonna come around? I hear all the time about some male birth control that is nearly 100% effective and only needs to be taken once a month blah blah moving to human trials... But I never see any real push.

Look condoms suck, and I feel like a prick expecting my girlfriend to front the bill for the birth control (ahem). I want a condom alternative that's MY responsibility that doesn't involve slicing the Vas.

/condoms kill erections
//stop the needless stiffy deaths
///even with coverage of birth control, the girlfriend would need to see a gyno, which constitutes a specialty visit and she still gets charged.
////previous line probably too long for slashies
 
2012-05-26 12:26:47 AM  
 
2012-05-26 12:37:53 AM  

9beers: Blowing in her face?


Saucer and bucket method.
1. Do it standing up.(helps if she's taller)
2. Have him stand on an upside down bucket.
3. When his eyes get big as saucers, she kicks the buck out from under him.
 
2012-05-26 12:49:43 AM  

cevarius: Reversible Inhibition of Sperm Under Guidance


Read about this in Wired a few months back. Still waiting for it show up in the States.
 
2012-05-26 01:19:15 AM  
anal
 
2012-05-26 02:47:31 AM  

nobodyUwannaknow: anal


Drippage. A male contraceptive would still be a good way to hedge your bets.
 
2012-05-26 03:01:54 AM  

nobodyUwannaknow: anal


Some women don't like or want anal.
 
2012-05-26 03:15:28 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: nobodyUwannaknow: anal

Some women don't like or want anal.


Since when is it the woman's choice?
 
2012-05-26 03:49:48 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: gozar_the_destroyer: nobodyUwannaknow: anal

Some women don't like or want anal.

Since when is it the woman's choice?


When gozar ran out of chloroform.
 
2012-05-26 04:04:48 AM  
Well if you drink enough Mountain Dew, no one will want to fark you, so I can see how that would be a contraceptive...
 
2012-05-26 04:49:32 AM  

omeganuepsilon: ArcadianRefugee: gozar_the_destroyer: nobodyUwannaknow: anal

Some women don't like or want anal.

Since when is it the woman's choice?

When gozar ran out of chloroform.


And Rufies, those are getting hard to find in my area lately. They work better and I don't have to wait for a breath or struggle with them when I put the handkerchief up until they have to breathe through it.

Seriously though: If the girl isn't moaning for it, I am not going for it. I have my morals and my fetishes to consider. What fun is there if I don't get off too?
 
2012-05-26 04:17:43 PM  

Will-Mun: No, seriously, when is this shiat gonna come around? I hear all the time about some male birth control that is nearly 100% effective and only needs to be taken once a month blah blah moving to human trials... But I never see any real push.

Look condoms suck, and I feel like a prick expecting my girlfriend to front the bill for the birth control (ahem). I want a condom alternative that's MY responsibility that doesn't involve slicing the Vas.

/condoms kill erections
//stop the needless stiffy deaths
///even with coverage of birth control, the girlfriend would need to see a gyno, which constitutes a specialty visit and she still gets charged.
////previous line probably too long for slashies



"It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun. Than to wear a bulletproof vest." - George Carlin
 
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