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(Some All American Guy)   The official list of words that get the attention of Homeland Security when you chat with your BFF Jill on FB   (blog.alexanderhiggins.com) divider line 249
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2012-05-25 02:31:30 PM  
What happens if I use them all simultaneously, some kind of homeland security singularity?



Domestic Security

Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear
Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness
(MDA)
National preparedness
initiative
Militia
Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance
team (DMAT)
Organized crime Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
HAZMAT & Nuclear

Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive Leak
Biological infection (or
event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white) Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Health Concern + H1N1

Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control
(CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic
Agro Terror
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork World Health Organization
(WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure Security

Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure
& Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications
infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National
Biosurveillance Integration
Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Southwest Border Violence

Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish
equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism

Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive
Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary
Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation
Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation
Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian
Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the
Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban
Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Weather/Disaster/Emergency

Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber Security

Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of
service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command 2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media
 
2012-05-25 02:42:36 PM  
NowhereMon is my hero.
 
2012-05-25 02:50:48 PM  
Oh, great. Now we're ALL in trouble.
 
2012-05-25 02:52:18 PM  
Semprini
Belgium
Lemon curry
Swordfish
 
2012-05-25 03:15:09 PM  
So now they need to scan for all posts that don't have those words in them.
 
2012-05-25 04:03:09 PM  
Hah. Idiots didn't even put any chemical terminology in there.

picric acid
acetone peroxide
ethylene glycol dinitrate
cyclotetramethylene tetranitramine

/you gonna get raped
 
2012-05-25 04:04:26 PM  

NowhereMon: bad things


Pretty soon the government is going to give you a kiss on each cheek.

/'Cause they love this stuff
 
2012-05-25 04:05:21 PM  
What about moist?

Moist
 
2012-05-25 04:32:30 PM  
Right, because terrorists are going to discuss their plans in detail, on their public facebook pages.
 
2012-05-25 04:32:34 PM  
Good thing all terrorists write using English.
 
2012-05-25 04:35:16 PM  

2wolves: Good thing all terrorists write using English.



images.wikia.com

ALL DA ACKBAR
 
2012-05-25 04:47:51 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: NowhereMon is my hero.


Let's all post that as our FB status.
 
2012-05-25 04:57:57 PM  

Calmamity: jehovahs witness protection: NowhereMon is my hero.

Let's all post that as our FB status.


we could but i don't think any of my FB friends would know who NowhereMon is.
 
2012-05-25 05:00:15 PM  
I'm going to favorite NowhereMon just to see if he ever posts here again.

/I LOL'd
 
2012-05-25 05:02:51 PM  
Maybe we should enable voting and see who can string together the best intelligible sentence using the most key words while being as innocuous as possible...
 
2012-05-25 05:11:15 PM  

T. Dawg: Maybe we should enable voting and see who can string together the best intelligible sentence using the most key words while being as innocuous as possible...


Hell yeah!
 
2012-05-25 05:16:15 PM  

NowhereMon: What happens if I use them all simultaneously, some kind of homeland security singularity?



a21.idata.over-blog.com
 
2012-05-25 05:24:36 PM  
Vibraphone.
Wankel Rotary Engine.
 
2012-05-25 05:31:36 PM  

revrendjim: Vibraphone.
Wankel Rotary Engine.


Megaphone
 
2012-05-25 05:34:20 PM  

clownyclownzomby: revrendjim: Vibraphone.
Wankel Rotary Engine.

Megaphone


Dial pulse videophone
 
2012-05-25 05:39:09 PM  

T. Dawg: Maybe we should enable voting and see who can string together the best intelligible sentence using the most key words while being as innocuous as possible...


where is StopArrestingMe when you really need him?
 
2012-05-25 05:49:25 PM  
The duck flew over the pond.
 
2012-05-25 06:00:45 PM  
Hope and Change

greatest marketing term in the history of mankind
 
2012-05-25 06:17:57 PM  
So if I'm reading their argument right, the first amendment not only protects your right to say what you want about the government and other topics, but it also forbids the government to listening to the things you say about the government and other topics? That doesn't sound particularly useful to me, having a government that's required to ignore its citizens.
 
2012-05-25 06:19:14 PM  
Domestic Security

Assassination
Attack
Domestic security


You said Domestic Security twice. You must really like Domestic Security.
 
2012-05-25 06:32:12 PM  

serial_crusher: So if I'm reading their argument right, the first amendment not only protects your right to say what you want about the government and other topics, but it also forbids the government to listening to the things you say about the government and other topics? That doesn't sound particularly useful to me, having a government that's required to ignore its citizens.


That part of the article is bunk. One should never expect the government to not listen into their PUBLIC postings and speech in general.

If you shout out loud on the street "I'm going to shoot my neighbor!!!" in front of a cop, you're gonna be in trouble.

If you conspire to murder someone in the privacy of your home, the cops will need a warrant to gather said evidence.
 
2012-05-25 06:35:00 PM  
Marijuana and Cocaine are there, but no slang terms for them. Seems realistic
 
2012-05-25 06:36:24 PM  
I google translated all that to Arabic but I changed my mind about posting it.
 
2012-05-25 07:00:27 PM  
Albatross!!!
 
2012-05-25 07:00:43 PM  
this thread is the bomb
 
2012-05-25 07:02:25 PM  

violentsalvation: I google translated all that to Arabic but I changed my mind about posting it.


Here ya go!

اغتيال
مهاجمة
الأمن الداخلي
حفر
ممارسة
الشرطة
تطبيق القانون
سلطات
كارثة المساعدة
إدارة الكوارث
DNDO (نووية محلية
كشف مكتب)
الوطنية للتأهب
تخفيف
منع
استجابة
انتعاش
القنبلة القذرة
المحلية في حالات الطوارئ النووية كشف إدارة
الاستجابة لحالات الطوارئ
المستجيب الأول
أمن الوطن
البحرية نطاق الوعي
(MDA)
الوطنية للتأهب
مبادرة
ميليشيا
اطلاق النار
أطلقت أعيرة نارية
إخلاء
حالة وفاة
رهينة
انفجار (المتفجرة)
شرطة
المساعدة الطبية في حالات الكوارث
فريق (DMAT)
عصابات الجريمة المنظمة
الأمن القومي
حالة الطوارئ
أمن
خرق
التهديد
المواجهة
SWAT
فحص
تأمين
قنبلة (فرقة أو التهديد)
تحطم
نهب
شغب
الهبوط في حالات الطوارئ
أنبوب قنبلة
حادث
تسهيل
المواد الخطرة والنووية
I hear gitmo is lovely this time of year!

fark Homeland Security. Seriously, fark 'em.
 
2012-05-25 07:08:49 PM  

thomps: Calmamity: jehovahs witness protection: NowhereMon is my hero.

Let's all post that as our FB status.

we could but i don't think any of my FB friends would know who NowhereMon is.


i3.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-25 07:10:03 PM  
penis
 
2012-05-25 07:17:35 PM  
hell, damn, fart!
 
2012-05-25 07:19:36 PM  
meatspin
 
2012-05-25 07:20:59 PM  
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)

Dedicated?

Really?
 
2012-05-25 07:21:05 PM  

downstairs: Right, because terrorists are going to discuss their plans in detail, on their public facebook pages.


Dude, criminals post videos of themselves committing their crimes and bragging about it afterwards on their Facebook and YouTube accounts ALL THE TIME. And terrorists are just criminals with more firepower. Despite what the tinhat brigade would like to think, terrorists are no smarter than the douchebag down the street blowing up mailboxes with M-80s.

The likelihood, however, that any international terrorists are going to talk about international crimes on a domestic Facebook account is vanishingly small.
 
2012-05-25 07:21:58 PM  
Came for George Carlin reference. Had to make it myself.
 
2012-05-25 07:23:17 PM  
Posting here to guarantee my spot on the the list.
 
2012-05-25 07:23:56 PM  

MrBallou: Oh, great. Now we're ALL in trouble.


He's the one!!! That's the guy!!! I'd know him anywhere!!!!

/whew...I thought I was a goner there...
 
2012-05-25 07:24:28 PM  

NkThrasher: DDOS (dedicated denial of service)

Dedicated?

Really?


As opposed to the ones where their heart just isn't in it.
 
2012-05-25 07:25:12 PM  
Domestic Security

Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear
Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness
(MDA)
National preparedness
initiative
Militia
Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance
team (DMAT)
Organized crime Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
HAZMAT & Nuclear

Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive Leak
Biological infection (or
event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white) Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Health Concern + H1N1

Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control
(CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic
Agro Terror
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork World Health Organization
(WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure Security

Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure
& Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications
infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National
Biosurveillance Integration
Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Southwest Border Violence

Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish
equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism

Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive
Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary
Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation
Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation
Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian
Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the
Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban
Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Weather/Disaster/Emergency

Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber Security

Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of
service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command 2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media
 
2012-05-25 07:25:35 PM  
Cops exercise law enforcement prevention via shooting dirty bomb militia. First responder deaths breach security from shots fired during a state of emergency. Looting Homeland security facility is a threat initiative.

This is harder than it looks. I feel like Micheal Bay's screen writer.
 
2012-05-25 07:26:13 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Cops exercise law enforcement prevention via shooting dirty bomb militia. First responder deaths breach security from shots fired during a state of emergency. Looting Homeland security facility is a threat initiative.

This is harder than it looks. I feel like Micheal Bay's screen writer.


You mean you're not?
 
2012-05-25 07:27:29 PM  
They don't include the word coyotes? You have got to be kidding me.
 
2012-05-25 07:27:37 PM  
How about we start a contest -- Use at least 50 of these words in an innocuous yet humorous paragraph?
 
2012-05-25 07:29:43 PM  

pedrop357: NkThrasher: DDOS (dedicated denial of service)

Dedicated?

Really?

As opposed to the ones where their heart just isn't in it.


SDOS? Slacking Denial of Service?
 
2012-05-25 07:29:58 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: where is StopArrestingMe when you really need him?


He got arrested. Again. His poor grandma will collapse when she hears the news. He was caught shoplifting Trojan condoms at Target.
 
2012-05-25 07:30:06 PM  
abacab
cause your never there
 
2012-05-25 07:31:27 PM  
The sad truth is, most of my text are about my bowel movements. I'm sure they have a whole file dedicated to those.
 
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