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(Some All American Guy)   The official list of words that get the attention of Homeland Security when you chat with your BFF Jill on FB   (blog.alexanderhiggins.com) divider line 249
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2012-05-25 08:33:22 PM  

wantingout: this needs to become a viral email, with everyone copy/pasting this whole list of words into emails and mailing it to all their contacts. on fb too.


Nah, if you really want to screw with them, you have to use the words out of order. Once the list went public, their filters probably picked up that order and started discarding it. Software is good at certain patterns like "word a, followed by word b, . . . . " and assigning that a threat level.

Like spam.

Now, you want to get them good, create a program that sends emails containing words from the list mixed into other stuff. Hide a few of the words steganographically in some images that you email around and then destroy all copies of the image. Use one or two words in the list every day in a facebook/twitter/fark/reddit post. Add those words to Lorem Ipsum. Or just create a facebook account that is publicly viewable and just posts nonsense. And to really piss them off, start encrypting everything.

The red balloon flys at midnight.
The turtle agrees.
The dude abides.
 
2012-05-25 08:35:21 PM  

Happy Hours: They probably score things based on a sophisticated algorithm - and I know I'm going to be mocked for saying that, but I'm sure that's what they do. Perhaps discussing how John Hinckley screwed up in his assassination attempt of Reagan and how he should have done it successfully in an e-mail might draw a low score but there might be a cumulative effect if I then start discussing things like Obama and secret service and situations where he might be vulnerable to attack, but it's probably just idle chatter. It may be enough to increase an overall score for my file with DHS. My file would include any e-mail addresses they could connect to me along with my facebook page and fark postings. But until this score got high enough no human is going to bother looking at it because there just isn't that much manpower in the world. There is however that much computing power.


Heh--you've been reading about Echelon, haven't you. Despite what everyone wants to think, and what the spooks would like you to believe, Echelon never worked as advertised. There's no way an algorithm can possibly be sophisticated enough to pull words and word combinations out of chatter in today's online culture, simply because context is so important, and because culture-related context is so fluid. I refer you to the idiocy we were laughing about a week or two ago when the high school kids got suspended because a school administrator intercepted a Tweet about someone's "polishing his rifle" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Personal security expert Gavin deBecker provides a great example of how "code words" are totally meaningless without context in one of his books: He uses several words like skin, ripped, bomb, smoke and then places them into a humorous story about a farting uncle at dinner. Then he uses words like flower, beauty, sweet and darling, and places them into a romantic letter--which was sent by a pedophile to a 9-year old girl, from his prison cell. What if the words were: I'm planning a wonderful getaway for us both and you'll love the surprise at the end! and it was from your stalker ex-spouse?

Now add in all the noise and garbage the internet and airwaves are full of today, and no computer exists that can possibly filter out all the cultural, subcultural, and microcultural context that would be needed even for what you suggest. The NSA wants us to think it's like the spooks in the Bourne movies where they picked up one trigger word and used it to track down their errant assassin; but I guarantee they can't and couldn't if you told them your specific intentions and practically emailed it to them.
 
2012-05-25 08:35:34 PM  
Well, there are at least eight of you that won't be riding the airplane.
 
2012-05-25 08:38:05 PM  

NowhereMon: What happens if I use them all simultaneously, some kind of homeland security singularity?


I was thinking NSA supercomputer meltdown.
 
2012-05-25 08:41:16 PM  
The bird is in the nest. Repeat, the bird is in the nest. Cocaine.
 
2012-05-25 08:45:23 PM  
Well as someone who studied the Middle East, terrorism, nuclear warplanning and is now in education, a ton of my discussions, emails and tweets red flag for the DHS.

You know how many "lockdown" emails a large school district sends out a month?
 
2012-05-25 08:45:31 PM  

wxboy: NowhereMon: What happens if I use them all simultaneously, some kind of homeland security singularity?

I was thinking NSA supercomputer meltdown.


Just noticed "meltdown" isn't even on the list. Huh.
 
2012-05-25 08:46:31 PM  
I didn't have the fortitude to read the list. I hope my suggestions don't duplicate words already on there.

Dirty Sanchez
Evildoer
Dual Loyalist
Taxes
Environment
Jail Bait
Plan 9
Bus Stop
Miranda Rights
Phantom Menace
Chemistry
Orwellian
Panties
 
2012-05-25 08:47:23 PM  
I hope the agent that monitors Fark enjoys reading every single thread that I post in.
 
2012-05-25 08:47:51 PM  
Happy Hours~

Thanks for such an informative post. That's very rare here on Fark. And double thanks for writing it so clearly that even I can understand it.



enjoy
 
2012-05-25 08:47:55 PM  

Mofo_Jones: lick-proof
owl-flavored

/from some Letterman list in a book
//can't remember the other 8, sorry.


2 Man Lambada
4 Man Lambada

/Letterman Olympic events that were banned list
 
2012-05-25 08:48:36 PM  
Don't worry, people...this is the Internet.

No one reads anything here...let alone takes anything seriously.
 
2012-05-25 08:48:50 PM  
I think the attack on deep oil drilling by hippies is an over-reaction to the prevention and mitigation of natural disasters cause by explosions on drill platforms. The recovery of the oil survivors would have resulted in less deaths if they were closer to shore. The toxic leak of oil also damaged many natural habitats of life in the sea. The resulting contamination of food poisoning by oil in fish lead to a disaster that was detrimental to local fishermen. Purple monkey dishwater balloon this feels like I'm writing a 5th grade book report.
 
2012-05-25 08:50:48 PM  
It would be a simple matter for a system admin to create a filter that added a random selection of words/phrases from that list to all outgoing email that isn't noticeable to the recipient. It could be put in the header, for example. Bury those big-brother assholes with so much bullshiat that they never see light.
 
2012-05-25 08:51:27 PM  
Hovercraft
Eels
 
2012-05-25 08:51:50 PM  
Okay so I just picked up my new Tuscon at the dealer in San Diego, and my buddy wants to make a run for the border, before we head to the mall to catch the Narco Cinema marathon, and then we get stranded/stuck with this massive delay at the bridge by the port, you know the one, you can see the dock from there. There was a complete lack of organization with the closure of both the left lane and the ramp to the Interstate. Every one was basically just parked so we all got out to soak up the sun, there was only one cloud in the sky. Soon we were all talking about the Weather/Disaster/Emergency and people were speculating about all kinds of things, one thought it might have been a car bomb, another a crash with the driver decapitated, a third thought it must be pirates, we all laughed. This one woman, with a huge bust, was just trying to get to Target, she'd seen a help wanted post on social media, and was just hoping to pass the drug test, turns out she had had some cocaine and a little home grown marijuana at a party a couple of weeks ago, and also had food poisoning, at first, they thought it was e-coli, then public health got involved and decided it had to be water/air borne. It was probably just a virus. Anyway I told her between the couple of weeks and the magnitude of her evacuation, there was a snow ball's chance in a forest fire. I was also beginning to think this woman was nearly weapons grade stupid, when my buddy notices some relief in the left lane, we hop back in the car, bomb away to the mall to watch the marathon...
 
2012-05-25 08:52:04 PM  

NowhereMon: What happens if I use them all simultaneously, some kind of homeland security singularity?



Domestic Security

Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear
Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness
(MDA)
National preparedness
initiative
Militia
Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance
team (DMAT)
Organized crime Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
HAZMAT & Nuclear

Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive Leak
Biological infection (or
event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white) Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Health Concern + H1N1

Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control
(CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic
Agro Terror
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork World Health Organization
(WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure Security

Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure
& Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Com ...


I don't know but if I were Drew, I check the peep hole before opening the door for a few days
 
2012-05-25 08:53:34 PM  

FloydA: Semprini
Belgium
Lemon curry
Swordfish


Why doesn't Fark filter this kind of filth?
 
2012-05-25 08:54:49 PM  
what?

no "ufo"?

lol lol

i find that very humorous.
 
2012-05-25 08:54:56 PM  
You people are crazy! I was never here.
 
2012-05-25 08:57:33 PM  
Old news? You don't know the half of it. I remember when something similar was reported by The Computer Journal in the UK back in the late seventies.
Of course, it was denied by the higher echelons of Government.
 
2012-05-25 08:58:04 PM  

MrBallou: Oh, great. Now we're ALL in trouble.


It's not as if this site is monitored anyhow..Snerk.
Detailing me will only reap boredom but just go ahead.
 
2012-05-25 08:58:45 PM  
Okay, Farkers...your assignment is to write something that will piss off the DHS, using every one of these "bad words".

And...GO!
 
2012-05-25 09:04:44 PM  

downstairs: Right, because terrorists are going to discuss their plans in detail, on their public facebook pages.


People put similarly stupid shiat up there. It wouldn't surprise me a bit.
 
2012-05-25 09:08:36 PM  
The crow flies at midnight. Repeat: the crow flies at midnight.
 
2012-05-25 09:11:16 PM  
I'M Spartacus!

Domestic Security

Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear
Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness
(MDA)
National preparedness
initiative
Militia
Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
Police
Disaster medical assistance
team (DMAT)
Organized crime Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility
HAZMAT & Nuclear

Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device
Toxic
National laboratory
Nuclear facility
Nuclear threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive Leak
Biological infection (or
event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident
Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white) Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister agent
Chemical agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent
Ricin
Sarin
North Korea
Health Concern + H1N1

Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human
Human to Animal
Influenza
Center for Disease Control
(CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA)
Public Health
Toxic
Agro Terror
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tamiflu
Norvo Virus
Epidemic Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air borne
Sick
Swine
Pork World Health Organization
(WHO) (and components)
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
E. Coli
Infrastructure Security

Infrastructure security
Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure
& Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure
Communications
infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure
National infrastructure
Metro
WMATA Airplane (and derivatives)
Chemical fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National
Biosurveillance Integration
Center)
Transportation security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner Electric
Failure or outage
Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption
Power lines
Southwest Border Violence

Drug cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S. Consulate
Consular
El Paso Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha
MS13 or MS-13
Drug war
Mexican army
Methamphetamine
Cartel de Golfo
Gulf Cartel
La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish
equivalents)
Los Zetas
Shootout
Execution Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants
Smuggling (smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio Azteca
Artistic Assassins
Mexicles
New Federation
Terrorism

Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon
Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon
Biological weapon
Ammonium nitrate
Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive
Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary
Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army)
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation
Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation
Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack Suspicious substance
AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian
Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the
Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban
Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Weather/Disaster/Emergency

Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme weather
Forest fire
Brush fire Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power outage
Brown out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber Security

Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of
service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command 2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social media
 
2012-05-25 09:12:39 PM  

pit and pendulum: That list has grown quite a lot since George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on T.V. Ahhh neurotic paranoia, what fun.


If you don't harbor total contempt for Homeland Security and the TSA I'd like to say GET OFF THE FARKIN' PLANET, you moron.
 
2012-05-25 09:13:58 PM  
Great.

Not only do I have to livein Yuma, but mentioning Yuma online will get me groped by the TSA.

/secretly enjoys TSA gropings
 
2012-05-25 09:23:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: The NSA wants us to think it's like the spooks in the Bourne movies where they picked up one trigger word and used it to track down their errant assassin; but I guarantee they can't and couldn't if you told them your specific intentions and practically emailed it to them.


Shhh...don't tell them, they buy several hundred thousand bucks worth of DSP boards from us every year. If they find out their system doesn't work, they might stop.

CSB:

I've had a family member have a run in with Echelon. It was back during the cell-phones-are-a-rarity days. Dad called from a pay phone and stated something, and it was a match hard enough that an analyst passed it on for further investigation. They picked up my big little brother at "work" and hauled him in for further questioning. Now, grant you, it was a pay phone call, which sort of bumped up the priority, and it was to an Army base, which didn't make sense in context but also ups the priority, and at the time there was an NSDD out that enabled the NSA to scan domestic calls for a very restricted subset of key words, and boy, Dad hit about five of them.

As someone said, it's also the context that matters. They flew BLB in, plunked him down, turned the four lights in his face and flopped a nice transcript of the conversation in front of him. "What do you have to say to THIS!?" He read it, grinned and clarified the thing in one sentence. They stuck the transcript back in the briefcase and stomped out. "Wait, how did you get the transcript?" "NATIONAL SECURITY!" Heh.

He did have issues later - any time he buys a firearm he gets the full delay plus some.

/next csb

They updated the machine a number of years back with a new NRL speech recognition algorithm that can identify the speaker in real time in some cases. They were doing a demo for some congresscritter and someone had pre-programmed some signatures of other congresscritters to give the demo some entertaining context. So they set the thing off and a few minutes later it spotted a call that fit and routed it to the overhead speakers - it was definitely the target, and he was on his cell phone arranging for a bit of tail.
 
2012-05-25 09:24:33 PM  
Can they see all of them if I use twitlonger?
 
2012-05-25 09:29:41 PM  
Fellow Facebookers. A word of warning. Don't eat at the new Mexican restaurant, El Paso, on main st. I had an incident yesterday.

So, John and I are cruising through town just past the bridge near the Metro station listening to Anthrax. I see that new restaurant and suggest stopping in for lunch. John's like, "No man. That shiat gives me some toxic ass gas. Seriously, that Mexicles food is hazardous to my health."
and I'm like, "Don't be a puss. I'm sure the food wont be any threat to your weak stomach."
And he's like, "Bro, you're not listening. I think what we have here is a failure of communication. Every time I eat that kinda stuff I get sick afterward."
So I say, "Look, if you get so sick that you can't make the subway home tonight you can crash on my couch. Besides, I gotta take a leak. Let's go in."
He's says, "Fine dude. Whatever. If that shiat launches an attack on my insides I'm going to have your toilet on lockdown tonight."
So we go inside. It has a cheesy electric sign hanging outside, but inside it looks like a proper Mexican, like straight out of Mexico, staffed by illegal immigrants, totally home grown little facility.

I order the Tijuana Taco Twister and I watch puss here order a Southwest Salad. They give us the food and I'm on farking cloud nine. It was delicious. I order two more and stuff myself until I'm about to burst.

We finish up and get back into the car. We jump on the interstate and head toward my place. And that's when I feel it. Without any warning comes the gurgling. Ugh. Something went horribly wrong.

"Dude, I need to find a restroom, bad."
"What's wrong?"
"I don't feel so good. I think this is an emergency. I'm going to have a rectal evacuation whether I want to or not."
"I told ya, but you wouldn't listen. There's a Target next exit. Think ya can hold it?"
We pull off and run right into farking traffic jam. Dammit. I'm stuck here in traffic and it feels like there's an earthquake going off in my gut. After what feels like forever we're able to inch our way toward the parking lot. I hop out and waddle to the front door while I strain to maintain closure of my asshole.

I dash down the little hall to the toilets and plop my ass on the first stall. That's when it happens. I loosen the hold on my ass and out comes a tsunami. For what seemed like 10 minutes straight a weapons grade mudslide continues to flood out of my ass. It felt like an avalanche and sounded like a hurricane was brewing beneath my cheeks. And it wasn't so hot going in but goddamn did it burn coming out. It's like I was shiatting a wildfire.

Wave after wave of this nuclear anal disaster pours out of me with no relief in sight. The pain in intense. I managed to get out a weak, " Somebody... help me... but no one was there. More than once I felt like I was going to black out from the pain. Well, I guess it would have been more like a brown out.

Finally, of god finally, it ends. I wipe, stand up, and weakly look at the bowl to see the damage. It looked like a dirty bomb went off inside the bowl. There was so much that there was a little spillover on to the ground. I pity the poor fool who had to clean that up.

I stumbled back out to meet John. "I think I have food poisoning. Seriously, it feels like I have the plague. A stomach virus, a nasty bacteria infection, a stomach worm, something. I'm pretty sure I just left a biological weapon back there.

Farker could have had a little sympathy, but no. I told him what happened and he thought it was a riot. This only response was sarcasm. "That was such a smart idea to eat there, wasn't it?"

/Fark wont let me have too many bold or italic tags. Had to split it up
 
2012-05-25 09:30:53 PM  
Suck my balls, Big Brother!!! Al Qaeda anthrax explosion dickcheese Pakistan Argo terror breach feces!
 
2012-05-25 09:34:00 PM  
Ok, so apparently I can't see that huge post I just made while I'm logged in. WTF?
 
2012-05-25 09:34:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: The NSA wants us to think it's like the spooks in the Bourne movies where they picked up one trigger word and used it to track down their errant assassin; but I guarantee they can't and couldn't if you told them your specific intentions and practically emailed it to them.


Actually, for that matter if you go back through the Farkives for 2004 and read every stinking post, you may eventually find a bunch of posts some of us made that set off a veritable s--tstorm. There were maybe six separate discussions going on that were security nightmares. One day the DIA found one post I made that set the whole thing off. NSA never triggered on them but DIA has a pair of analysts that do nothing but read Fark 'manually' (Hi, Mike!), poor guys, and though they were about six months behind at the time, find it they did. And then they went to town combing the archives for old posts for the set of us Intrepid Posters, and, alas, it was hard times for some of us. Me not so much included as might have been, but a couple of the group were cast out of the Community® for our transgressions, yea, even unto the State Department and the Pentagon.

So you can't say it doesn't get looked at, one way or another. I'd just hate to be the poor sap(s) that have to do it by hand, so to speak.
 
2012-05-25 09:37:08 PM  
Lubrication
Orgies
Orgy
Sausage
Thailand
Sweat
Bath
Massage
Room Service
Cash
Latex
Catholic
Leather
Oreo
Hairpiece
Shorts
Lotion
Skin
Enhancement
Personal
Bear
Top
Greyskull
Fist
Trombone
Rush
Sauce
Dogging
Online
Discreet
Popping
Chocolaty
Falafel
Sheet
Oil
Buzz
Silicone
Trashbag
Bleached
Waxing
Extend
Cruising
 
2012-05-25 09:37:47 PM  

CtrlAltDestroy: Ok, so apparently I can't see that huge post I just made while I'm logged in. WTF?


Homeland security review?

/happened to me yesterday, too
 
2012-05-25 09:38:18 PM  

serial_crusher: So if I'm reading their argument right, the first amendment not only protects your right to say what you want about the government and other topics, but it also forbids the government to listening to the things you say about the government and other topics? That doesn't sound particularly useful to me, having a government that's required to ignore its citizens.


If the US government was actually required to ignore it's citizens Congress would be listening to us.
Funny how it's 300 million to 535.
Sparta had nothing on these guys.
 
2012-05-25 09:38:54 PM  
Just add "George Tierney, of Greenville, South Carolina. Douchebag.

Knock it out of the park.
 
2012-05-25 09:40:01 PM  

NowhereMon: What happens if I use them all simultaneously, some kind of homeland security singularity?



.


Came for this . Leaving satisfied
 
2012-05-25 09:40:23 PM  

Kittypie070: Who runs this gods damn bawling pants-pissing hysteria ridden blog!?
F*ck the milk-blooded coward.


No one is listening. It is too much fun playing with the words.

But that blog rates pretty damned high on the tin-foil hat scale.
 
2012-05-25 09:45:58 PM  
Nitwit
Blubber
Oddment
Tweak
 
2012-05-25 09:48:36 PM  
If Al Qaeda or Al Haida, or what ever, attacked and caused an epidemic, would it not be proactive to have had our relief organizations drill, and take the initiative, perhaps engaging in exercises to help out the mass casualties?
 
2012-05-25 09:49:03 PM  
I hope they had fun reading all those countless thousands of posts about Blizzard's handling of the D3 launch.

/Lightening.
 
2012-05-25 09:49:15 PM  

BigNumber12: Nitwit
Blubber
Oddment
Tweak


Gazeeee-bo.
 
2012-05-25 09:49:15 PM  

WhippingBoy: Harry Truman
Doris Day
Red China
Johnnie Ray
South Pacific
Walter Winchell
Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy
Richard Nixon
Studebaker
television
North Korea
South Korea
Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs
H-bomb
Sugar Ray
Panmunjom
Brando
The King and I
The Catcher in the Rye
Eisenhower
vaccine
England's got a new queen
Marciano
Liberace
Santayana goodbye


Win.

/ we're old
// mobile interface sucks
 
2012-05-25 09:53:01 PM  
The official misspelling of norovirus: Norvo virus

Carried by camel toads
 
2012-05-25 09:58:41 PM  

freakymescan: The sad truth is, most of my text are about my bowel movements. I'm sure they have a whole file dedicated to those.


not to self; don't read freakymescan's blog...
 
2012-05-25 10:01:10 PM  

Warthog: This is an attack on our liberty. An assassination, if you will. In the interests of domestic security, they will drill down into our social media. As part of this exercise, cops -- you know, law enforcement (the authorities) -- with false claims of disaster assistance and disaster management, are going burst our notions of privacy or cyber security. It's worse than any Botnet. It's worse than any DDOS attack (you know, denial of service). This is an emergency, in the guise of stopping terror and terrorism, and we need help.

I don't care if you've served in Iraq, or Afghanistan, or in black ops in Iran or Pakistan or some New Federation in Central Asia. It doesn't matter if you think the drug cartel gang violence in Mexico (places like Juarez, Sinaloa, Tijuana, Torreon, Ciudad Juarez, Nogales, or Sonora) isn't going to touch us here (in places in the Southwest like Yma or Tucson or San Diego or El Paso or Fort Hancock), just because their narcotics (you know, the cocaine and the marijuna and the heroin) are only going to the under class. They are crossing a digital border, and they are doing it to kidnap YOUR data. They are trafficking in YOUR friend requests.

Why? Because they fear an outbreak. Contamination. Exposure. But not to some virus, some new bacteria. No, they fear a social ebola, a food poisoning of our democracy. An Avian Flu of revoluationary ideas and subversive thought that could bring down the whole system, so that the big drug companies can no longer trade in their products like Tamiflu. So that Monsanto can't cram Epidemic Agriculture down our throats. They want to keep that collapse from happening. They want to hold us all as sheep, quarantined and content to ride Amtrak and fly on airplanes. And make sure there is no looting, no riot, no emergency landing of our whole consumerist system when we finally wake up and realize that we've been living in a state of emergency for years.

So, my advice to all of you: digital mitigati ...


you hit this so hard with nuclear blasts that you win one free internets!
 
2012-05-25 10:03:16 PM  
nitwit
oddment
blubber
tweek

Do i have to do everything.
 
2012-05-25 10:07:36 PM  
Missing my name
 
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