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(Comic Book Resources)   One Million Moms is not pleased with Marvel and DC's homosexual comic book characters, sees no reason why they have to go and gay up something wholesome like men sneaking off to put on flamboyant costumes and grapple with each other   (robot6.comicbookresources.com) divider line 266
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2012-05-25 11:10:59 AM
I highly doubt that One Million Moms, the conservative Christian group were letting their kids read comic books anyway! News flash for One Million Moms: not having gays in comic books doesn't mean they don't exist!
 
2012-05-25 11:17:12 AM
Oh yeah? Well my facebook group of Two Million Gays* beats your lousy one million. So I guess we win. Nyah!

*(membership number may vary like theirs)
 
2012-05-25 11:30:04 AM
Is this 20 moms with fax machines and email accounts?
 
2012-05-25 11:30:56 AM

growinthings: I highly doubt that One Million Moms, the conservative Christian group were letting their kids read comic books anyway! News flash for One Million Moms: not having gays in comic books doesn't mean they don't exist!


I don't know. Superheroes are in comic books and they don't exist in reality. Maybe if they put a gay couple in then all the gays will disappear into fiction
 
2012-05-25 11:31:11 AM
One Million Moms is not pleased

Are they ever? I just imagine every single person who's a part of that group is just the saddest, most pathetic person ever, just looking for reasons to be offended.

And can you imagine being a kid of one of these people? Yeesh, that would be a crappy childhood.
 
2012-05-25 11:31:25 AM
Their FAQ page is pretty funny. This was my favorite part:

Shouldn't we thank a network for airing "good" shows like ABC's Home Makeover?
In very rare instances, OneMillionMoms recognizes shows that are free from sex, violence, and profanity. However, we must take into account the "dirty" shows that are promoted during commercial breaks, along with the overall tone of the network. Unfortunately, the networks, as a whole, are consistantly offensive to family viewing.


Their registration appears to be completely open to anyone who wants to invent a name and throw out a junk email address. I briefly debated whether there might be any entertainment value to this, but I think it would get tiresome quickly.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-25 11:31:37 AM
One Million Moms is more like "40,000 moms that need to get laid"
 
2012-05-25 11:34:40 AM
So they're 0-3 so far. They had no effect whatsoever on JCPenny using Ellen as their spokeswoman (if anything, they bolstered the support behind her), they had no effect on the Toys R US situation, and they're currently having no effect with this gay comic situation. It's kind of fun to watch a hate group slowly become impotent and marginalized.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-25 11:34:56 AM
It's cute how "conservatives" keep trying to find someone to be bigoted against. Injuns, Yankees, Wop's, Micks, Ni**rs, Jew-boys, Beaners, Papists, Fa**ots, furners.

It's just so hard to figure out who it's cool to hate isn't it?
 
2012-05-25 11:38:04 AM
Them calling themselves "One Million Moms" reminds me of the Chris Rock sketch on his HBO show where he discussed the low turnout for the "Million Youth March" and cut to a video of one kid holding a "Fark Whitey" sign.
 
2012-05-25 11:39:26 AM

kid_icarus: So they're 0-3 so far. They had no effect whatsoever on JCPenny using Ellen as their spokeswoman (if anything, they bolstered the support behind her), they had no effect on the Toys R US situation, and they're currently having no effect with this gay comic situation. It's kind of fun to watch a hate group slowly become impotent and marginalized.


Hahahaha please, they take every situation where coincidences happened to line up as a victory for them. For example: The Playboy Club

The first television show of the fall season to be cancelled is "The Playboy Club" after OMM contacted sponsors! Lack of advertisers played a huge part for the shows cancellation after only three episodes. [Posted 10-5-11]

See it was all their doing, and not the fact that the show just sucked.
 
2012-05-25 11:41:37 AM
Here's something from DC that includes sex (both consensual and non-consensual), a man murdering a woman who is pregnant with his child, a little girl being murdered, chopped up, and fed to dogs, a man having his head chopped to pieces with a meat clever, a major city being nuked, protestors being murdered, alcoholism, abusive relationships, an old man being thrown out a window to his death, animal being murdered and their bodies being used to terrorize their owner, and much more. It's also an awesome read, and the movie was pretty badass as well.
lh3.ggpht.com

Here's more from DC involving our wholesome friend, Superman. Did you know he made a porno with Big Barda, who was married to Mister Miracle? Yeah, he wasn't too pleased that Superman was boning his old lady. Yep, children's reading.
www.toptenz.net

Don't even get me started on all the depraved things you can find in Marvel comics. Some dude liking the cawk isn't going to make those books any less wholesome or family-values oriented. And no, fanboys, don't respond with some nitpicky thing about a change they made to the Watchmen storyline that ruined the movie for you. Yes, I know they didn't develop Rorschach or Dr. Manhattan as much as in the book, and I don't farking care. The movie was already 3 hours and they did a great job.
 
2012-05-25 11:43:47 AM

scottydoesntknow: kid_icarus: So they're 0-3 so far. They had no effect whatsoever on JCPenny using Ellen as their spokeswoman (if anything, they bolstered the support behind her), they had no effect on the Toys R US situation, and they're currently having no effect with this gay comic situation. It's kind of fun to watch a hate group slowly become impotent and marginalized.

Hahahaha please, they take every situation where coincidences happened to line up as a victory for them. For example: The Playboy Club

The first television show of the fall season to be cancelled is "The Playboy Club" after OMM contacted sponsors! Lack of advertisers played a huge part for the shows cancellation after only three episodes. [Posted 10-5-11]

See it was all their doing, and not the fact that the show just sucked.


True. But let's be clear about what we're dealing with here...

For this particular group, "Moms" = bored, spoiled, frumpy suburban housewives. Church ladies in mini-vans who probably take their kids to "Trunk R Treat" on Halloween at their local mega church, Rock of Faith Ministries.
 
2012-05-25 11:44:19 AM
A project of the nonprofit American Family Association, which is designated as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center,

Congrats!

You have taken family values into the territory also occupied by Illinois Nazis!
 
2012-05-25 11:45:01 AM
Why do conservative Christian groups like this hate free enterprise?
 
2012-05-25 11:57:25 AM

meat0918: Is this 20 moms with fax machines and email accounts?


No, it's this guy:
img526.imageshack.us.

"One Million Moms" is neither 1 million nor moms.
 
2012-05-25 12:00:28 PM
Dear One Million Moms,

2.bp.blogspot.com

Sincerely,
Marvel Comics
 
2012-05-25 12:01:32 PM
I wonder how many of the "million" puts down their "occupation" as Mommyblogger?
 
2012-05-25 12:01:43 PM
um...it's just a comic book.
 
2012-05-25 12:08:50 PM
I'm betting in the next 10 or so years that we'll see the followup group, "One Million Atheists", form as a way for kids of One Million Moms to respond
 
2012-05-25 12:20:50 PM
"Children desire to be just like superheroes," reads the missive on the One Million Moms website. "Children mimic superhero actions and even dress up in costumes to resemble these characters as much as possible...

I suppose they have a point; people really do sometimes want to emulate superheroes. For example, when I saw the Daredevil movie with Ben Affleck, I remember wishing that I was blind.
 
2012-05-25 12:34:22 PM
Can they prove they really have one million moms? My MILF database would appreciate it.
 
2012-05-25 12:41:48 PM

MBK: One Million Moms is more like "40,000 moms that need to get laid"


This
 
2012-05-25 12:43:48 PM

Aar1012: I'm betting in the next 10 or so years that we'll see the followup group, "One Million Atheists", form as a way for kids of One Million Moms to respond


Won't be necessary. Groups like this form among people who believe the world is set against them. And in the case of OMM, it is. The world is getting more progressive. The Millennial generation is less religious, more sexually liberated, and more accepting of differing people and viewpoints across the board.

They won't need an interest group because their values will become the norm, and the world will be better for it. These puritans will become more extreme and more vocal in response, but they will also have fewer and fewer people joining their ranks.
 
2012-05-25 12:50:09 PM

propasaurus: No, it's this guy:
img526.imageshack.us.

"One Million Moms" is neither 1 million nor moms.


Another male concerned woman for America. As we should have guessed: women shouldn't be seen outside the home.
 
2012-05-25 12:51:47 PM

Weaver95: um...it's just a comic book.


But only kids read comics or care about comic characters. So this is proof of homosexual indoctrination.
 
2012-05-25 12:53:53 PM
Anyone else enjoy the irony of a supposed group of "good" 'parents teaching exclusion and intolerance as family values?
 
2012-05-25 12:58:08 PM

adamgreeney: Weaver95: um...it's just a comic book.

But only kids read comics or care about comic characters. So this is proof of homosexual indoctrination.


We need to go back to the good old days, when comics were decent and wholesome, and certainly not used for any sort of indoctrination...
i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-25 01:05:23 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-25 01:09:52 PM

Aar1012: I'm betting in the next 10 or so years that we'll see the followup group, "One Million Atheists", form as a way for kids of One Million Moms to respond


Only if those kids are allowed to read gay comic books today. Don't you people understand? If they never hear about the gay, they won't turn atheist.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-25 01:17:47 PM
www.ladyofthecake.com
 
2012-05-25 01:25:05 PM
One million of these:
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-25 01:25:47 PM
wtfhub.com
 
2012-05-25 01:27:27 PM
Really? 33 comments and not yet?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-25 01:29:16 PM

propasaurus: meat0918: Is this 20 moms with fax machines and email accounts?

No, it's this guy:
[img526.imageshack.us image 200x260].

"One Million Moms" is neither 1 million nor moms.


i.imgur.com
Discuss.
 
2012-05-25 01:46:24 PM

dahmers love zombie: Really? 33 comments and not yet?

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


I was late to the game, but...

www.ridelust.com
 
2012-05-25 01:47:57 PM
I do think that it's a hopeful sign that companies seem to be learning to differentiate actual public outcry from Astroturfed bullshiat like this. Not long ago, a company like DC or Marvel would have shiat their pants in fear of this. Now, mostly, they just ignore it.
 
2012-05-25 02:05:48 PM

vpb: It's cute how "conservatives" keep trying to find someone to be bigoted against. Injuns, Yankees, Wop's, Micks, Ni**rs, Jew-boys, Beaners, Papists, Fa**ots, furners.


t3.gstatic.com

His furner?
 
2012-05-25 02:07:11 PM
We're manly men doing manly things.
 
2012-05-25 02:07:59 PM
I'm not sure what opinion to have on this until I consult with the Flinstones Kids (ten million strong and growing).
 
2012-05-25 02:09:28 PM
Wow, it took awhile for Ace and Gary to show up.
 
2012-05-25 02:11:26 PM
killerbunnies.com

obscure? I hope not.
 
2012-05-25 02:11:54 PM
They're getting outraged now?

20 years too late, you dumb broads.

Marvel's terrible, one dimensional dude came out in 1991.

It did not make him less terrible or one dimensional.

Equality in action!
 
2012-05-25 02:11:58 PM

vernonFL: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 268x266]


jesus what the hell
 
2012-05-25 02:12:22 PM
No Batman and Robin?

How about Captain Sunshine and Wonder boy?
 
2012-05-25 02:12:43 PM
Here's hoping their children grow up with more intelligence and truer "Christian" values than their parents. Just waiting for the older generations of hate to die off.
 
2012-05-25 02:13:01 PM
www.intangiblethings.com
 
2012-05-25 02:13:07 PM
One Million Moms isn't pleased with anything that doesn't involve them stuffing entire cheesecakes down their meaty gullets while clucking disapprovingly at other people who haven't done anything to them.

Alternately: One Million Moms have done a terrible job raising their children if they think a comic book is going to turn them gay.

Alternately alternately: Shut the fark up you ignorant hens.
 
2012-05-25 02:13:23 PM
I think you guys are being presumptuous to assume One Million Moms is even filled with moms, when it's likely a few dozen conservatives of both sexes with varying degrees of actually having a kid of their own.
 
2012-05-25 02:13:28 PM

SultanofSchwing: [killerbunnies.com image 480x344]

obscure? I hope not.


And all 30 of them agree
 
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