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srtpointman		2012-05-25 11:46:19 AM

It's "science"!

/Chicks with daddy issues are awesome

nolanomad		2012-05-25 11:47:32 AM

something to be said about a good spanking...

Skr		2012-05-25 11:49:33 AM

Hmm I wonder if this attraction manifests if the guy is the source of her "immaturity, depression, or unintelligentism".

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-05-25 11:50:00 AM

Well, you know what they say: "crazy in the head"

Make a loaf of bread?

Turn up Right Said Fred?

That is what she said?

WhippingBoy		2012-05-25 11:52:01 AM

Aren't all women vulnerable, though?

Needlessly Complicated		2012-05-25 11:52:53 AM

Fark misogynists to appear in this thread in 3.... 2....

Tat'dGreaser		2012-05-25 11:53:29 AM

Attractive women are usually messed up. People find attractive things attractive. Imagine that.

WhippingBoy		2012-05-25 11:55:37 AM

Needlessly Complicated: Fark misogynists to appear in this thread in 3.... 2....

... followed immediately by the women who need to rationalize their hatred of men.

/Fark: Misogynists and the women who love them!

robbiex0r		2012-05-25 11:56:12 AM

Did they become more attracted to the women after finding out about their psychological vulnerabilities or were the men attracted to attractive women, and the attractive women had brain problems?

LincolnLogolas		2012-05-25 11:57:17 AM

Crazy in the head... Giggity.

Does that work?

The vast majority of my relationships involved "crazy in the head" girls. In all but one case, this translated well into the bedroom. In none of these cases did it work out relationship-wise.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-05-25 11:58:03 AM

Completely anecdotal... but most of my male friends love them some psychos. I really don't get it. They're great men, level-headed, successful, overly-intelligent. Yet they consistently go for the most screwed up girl they can find, THEN complain about how crazy their psycho girlfriend is.

Gots a solution for ya boys: STOP DATING PSYCHOS!!!

/I've only dated one crazy man, that was more than enough of a lesson for me.
//a very bad, bad lesson

superfudge73		2012-05-25 12:01:15 PM

Homeless girls too. They'll do anything for shelter.

gerbilpox		2012-05-25 12:01:44 PM

As opposed to crazy in another body part?

Needlessly Complicated		2012-05-25 12:02:45 PM

WhippingBoy: Needlessly Complicated: Fark misogynists to appear in this thread in 3.... 2....

... followed immediately by the women who need to rationalize their hatred of men.

/Fark: Misogynists and the women who love them!

Why do I need to hate men to dislike misogyny? Nice stretch there.

/I like men

trappedspirit		2012-05-25 12:05:36 PM

WhippingBoy: Aren't all women vulnerable, though?

Needlessly Complicated: Fark misogynists to appear in this thread in 3.... 2....

thatboyoverthere		2012-05-25 12:05:58 PM

My girlfriend is slightly Autistic. Does that count?
/Relationship is odd but it works.

DrunkenBob		2012-05-25 12:08:55 PM

kindms		2012-05-25 12:10:23 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Completely anecdotal... but most of my male friends love them some psychos. I really don't get it. They're great men, level-headed, successful, overly-intelligent. Yet they consistently go for the most screwed up girl they can find, THEN complain about how crazy their psycho girlfriend is.

Gots a solution for ya boys: STOP DATING PSYCHOS!!!

/I've only dated one crazy man, that was more than enough of a lesson for me.
//a very bad, bad lesson

I'm going to guess your male friends don't "love them some psychos" but are willing to put up with a bunch of shiat to have sex with attractive women.

This is what men do. They don't really like crazy chicks, they like HOT chicks, there is of course going to be some crossover and that is what you are seeing.

Super Hot chicks who are cool are usually married early, You might get lucky and catch one after they get divorced but guys if you meet one you have to act fast. They are like black astronauts and unicorns.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-05-25 12:12:46 PM

DrunkenBob: If only sanity and beauty were mutually exclusive. It's not the guy's faults the loopy ladies seemed well adjusted when he first met her tits.

I understand the logic, but when it goes into a 3 year relationship and every one of my farkin' conversations with them involves "what she did to me this time", it's time to let it go, man. Just, just let it go, man.

krafty420		2012-05-25 12:15:47 PM

Finally, an explanation for ~~most~~ all of my relationships

Millennium		2012-05-25 12:19:57 PM

So this is supposed to be what, a scientific justification for moe or something?

Bedstead Polisher		2012-05-25 12:20:51 PM

srtpointman: It's "science"!

/Chicks with daddy issues are awesome

Serious question: what ARE "daddy issues"?
I had a friend who would claim that certain girls he dated had "daddy issues" I am just curious. How do these manifest? Is it just "daddy didn't love me enough so I'll do whatever I can to please you and have the love of a man?"

J. Frank Parnell		2012-05-25 12:23:03 PM

Maybe guys just like honestly?

I'm convinced no sane women exist. There are just varying degrees of how well they can conceal it.

Zoophagous		2012-05-25 12:23:12 PM

Been with my share of crazy women. And some not too crazy. Frankly all of em good in bed. All different, liked and did different things.

/csb

One of the crazies liked sex with the lights on and curtains open so her friend across the street could watch. Unsurprisingly she was also into threesomes. A different one really enjoyed oral sex. She had a bunch of white power tats. She said it was a phase when she was a teenager.

Maybe I just like sex. With crazy girls.

carrion_luggage		2012-05-25 12:23:41 PM

Well, you know what they say: "crazy in the head"

www.pollsb.com

... shot to death in bed?

susansto-helit		2012-05-25 12:23:56 PM

It's interesting that the most cliché adages are still relevant: stop thinking with your wieners if you want a real relationship. When selecting for a mate, try weighing in various attributes beyond hot "hot" a chick is. If all you're wanting is something casual, fine, but don't get into a relationship with them and then biatch about how psycho they are. It was your decision.

/I sound fat
//And plain

trippdogg		2012-05-25 12:25:40 PM

A new study suggests that males are physically attracted to women who are psychologically vulnerable-that is to say, immature, depressed, or unintelligent...

So any woman dumb enough not to walk away from them - thanks for the info, Mister Scientist.

HellRaisingHoosier		2012-05-25 12:27:03 PM

kindms: CapeFearCadaver: Completely anecdotal... but most of my male friends love them some psychos. I really don't get it. They're great men, level-headed, successful, overly-intelligent. Yet they consistently go for the most screwed up girl they can find, THEN complain about how crazy their psycho girlfriend is.

Gots a solution for ya boys: STOP DATING PSYCHOS!!!

/I've only dated one crazy man, that was more than enough of a lesson for me.
//a very bad, bad lesson

I'm going to guess your male friends don't "love them some psychos" but are willing to put up with a bunch of shiat to have sex with attractive women.

This is what men do. They don't really like crazy chicks, they like HOT chicks, there is of course going to be some crossover and that is what you are seeing.

Super Hot chicks who are cool are usually married early, You might get lucky and catch one after they get divorced but guys if you meet one you have to act fast. They are like black astronauts and unicorns.

BTW, I said this at a bar the other day and it did NOT go over well.

Jixa		2012-05-25 12:32:39 PM

susansto-helit: It's interesting that the most cliché adages are still relevant: stop thinking with your wieners if you want a real relationship. When selecting for a mate, try weighing in various attributes beyond hot "hot" a chick is. If all you're wanting is something casual, fine, but don't get into a relationship with them and then biatch about how psycho they are. It was your decision.

/I sound fat
//And plain

I'll share the tub of ice cream with you.

/vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, or people?
//But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

KrispyKritter		2012-05-25 12:33:29 PM

Mr. Potatoass		2012-05-25 12:33:49 PM

Millennium: So this is supposed to be what, a scientific justification for moe or something?

1.bp.blogspot.com

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

trappedspirit		2012-05-25 12:33:50 PM

J. Frank Parnell		2012-05-25 12:34:00 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Maybe guys just like honesty?

I'm convinced no sane women exist. There are just varying degrees of how well they can conceal it.

Upon further consideration i've decided this probably also applies to males, and therefor our entire race in general.

/the people you really need to watch are those who think they're sane

Martian_Astronomer		2012-05-25 12:36:25 PM

I was going to pontificate about how I might take issue with the article's conclusions or speculate on underlying issues, but instead, I'll just point this out:

The commonly accepted rule is: "Attractive, interesting, and sane - pick two." Who really wants a woman who's unattractive or boring?

smedley89		2012-05-25 12:41:58 PM

So suffering from 'captain save-a-ho' syndrome is a real thing...

CapeFearCadaver		2012-05-25 12:42:38 PM

KrispyKritter: bwahahaha! all women are crazy. this is the problem. you're standing too close to the mirror to see it. everybody stable & normal until you get to know them. then it's freak central OMG - if they are open & honest.

Agree with the bolded sentiment though it encompasses ALL human beings, to an extent. Not just chicks.

As far as these girls go, the ones who my friends keep going with... they're the type of girl who've had multiple restraining orders levied against them, key cars (& stab tires), long stays in mental health hospitals; the list just goes on.
Once, one of them went over to a different friends' house in the middle of the night who she didn't like and dug up all of the planted flowers. A neighbor had stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and saw her, said it looked like a skinny beast digging in the dirt like a dog with all of the dirt and flowers being flung behind her. Freaks, these girls are.

WhippingBoy		2012-05-25 12:43:12 PM

Martian_Astronomer: I was going to pontificate about how I might take issue with the article's conclusions or speculate on underlying issues, but instead, I'll just point this out:

The commonly accepted rule is: "Attractive, interesting, and sane - pick two." Who really wants a woman who's unattractive or boring?

It's not a commonly accepted rule. It's a universal law. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in denial.

Flarn		2012-05-25 12:44:35 PM

It's like grampa always said, "Never stick your dick in crazy."

That's what the butt is for.

Roger_the_Shrubber		2012-05-25 12:45:42 PM

Attracted? No, I think it's more likely that we're going after the proverbial low hanging fruit.

WhippingBoy		2012-05-25 12:46:39 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Gots a solution for ya boys: STOP DATING PSYCHOS!!!

We'll stop dating them as soon as they stop being so damned attractive!

Martian_Astronomer		2012-05-25 12:47:00 PM

WhippingBoy: It's not a commonly accepted rule. It's a universal law. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in denial.

Eh, I have some quibbles with it, not the least of which is that I'm not sure that the set of "attractive, boring, sane women" has any members.

Eddie_Dean_NY		2012-05-25 12:52:51 PM

FTFA "The researchers, from Texas-Austin University,"

It is The University of Texas in Austin, jack-hole.

As far as the actual research, it just proves my Dad right: "Son, you can't f*ck a woman smarter or saner, just the opposite."

H31N0US		2012-05-25 01:05:58 PM

I have the weirdest hard on right now.

reillan		2012-05-25 01:19:30 PM

This explains a lot.

/never learned my lesson...

new_york_monty		2012-05-25 01:26:23 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: kindms: CapeFearCadaver: Completely anecdotal... but most of my male friends love them some psychos. I really don't get it. They're great men, level-headed, successful, overly-intelligent. Yet they consistently go for the most screwed up girl they can find, THEN complain about how crazy their psycho girlfriend is.

Gots a solution for ya boys: STOP DATING PSYCHOS!!!

/I've only dated one crazy man, that was more than enough of a lesson for me.
//a very bad, bad lesson

I'm going to guess your male friends don't "love them some psychos" but are willing to put up with a bunch of shiat to have sex with attractive women.

This is what men do. They don't really like crazy chicks, they like HOT chicks, there is of course going to be some crossover and that is what you are seeing.

Super Hot chicks who are cool are usually married early, You might get lucky and catch one after they get divorced but guys if you meet one you have to act fast. They are like black astronauts and unicorns.

BTW, I said this at a bar the other day and it did NOT go over well.

It only works if your cell phone then rings, playing "Mulatto Butts"

Barry McCackiner		2012-05-25 01:47:37 PM

I banged a chick who was a paranoid schizophrenic for awhile, does that count? She was undiagnosed at the time so there was some definite shenanigans. She definitely liked to get down and dirty though. Good times...

HellRaisingHoosier		2012-05-25 01:50:03 PM

H31N0US: [blog.timesunion.com image 233x300]

I have the weirdest hard on right now.

*shiver*

I dated a blonde one time with eyes just like those. My buddies said I used to look like an abused housewife because they would find really long scratches or deep black bite marks on me (actually, the sex was awesome, even though painful at times). But I still can't look at eyes like those without my soul dieing a little bit.

She would surprise attack me while at home (sorta like the old Pink Panther skits). Jump on me from behind stairs, to take a swing while I walked around a corner. My buddies laughed that I was twitchy/nervous as hell around people for a good 6 months after we broke up. And surprisingly the breakup went smoothly -- no slashed tires and police calls.