Akward....

Justin Bieber is a little young to be having kidney stones isn't (s)he?

Mr. Garrison unavailable for comment

GAY MARIAGE!

So if a couple gets married and the man finds out he is a she, is the marriage still valid?

I love it when the world throws us these curve balls.

In the gentle words of the Virgin Mary: Come again?

The missing part of the headline: "....Looks in mirror, and discovers that (s)he is ugly too."

Been done already.

to each his own and all, but dang, that looks like a dude in a bad wig and a dress.

Begs the question, could he impregnate himself?

"which used to be called hermaphroditism." Awww I didn't know they went and changed it to Intersex. Poor Hermaphroditus getting the shaft.... and the sheathe.

SandMann: So if a couple gets married and the man finds out he is a she, is the marriage still valid?

I love it when the world throws us these curve balls.

how did that "she" get a penis??

oh wait she never had one to begin with and was just stupid.

Wait a sec.... If the whole time the internals were female then how did they have kids? Wouldn't the outer male parts not work the same?

He expresses manhood enough to have 6 kids but he went female? Hmm i think he knew all along... If you told me tomorrow i was really a woman id still stay the man I am.

POLICEMAN 1
How's the patient...?

KIRK
(exiting)
He's gonna make it!

POLICEMAN
He? They went in with a she...

They look at each other, make a beeline for the O.R.

KIRK
(mutters)
One little mistake...

Too bad she's bald and has to wear a bad wig on top of everything else. People are just people. Whatever, they're happy. No harm done.

I don't understand...

So heshe has a penis and testicles, and heshe has a cervix, uterus, and fallopian tubes as well? Heshe has biological children with a woman? So heshe can make sperm / semen? Does heshe have eggs? Heshe must of never had hisher period then right? So heshe has no vagina? Just male reproductive on the outside and female reproductive on the inside?

What the hell is going on here

universebetween: He expresses manhood enough to have 6 kids but he went female? Hmm i think he knew all along... If you told me tomorrow i was really a woman id still stay the man I am.

"I fathered six kids...but an ultrasound tech told me maybe I also have a uterus?? HOLY FARK THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!"

LargeCanine: In the gentle words of the Virgin Mary: Come again?

My dad died just before I was born. I looked so much like him that my mom couldn't bear it, so she raised me as a girl. Mom had some serious mental health issues, but she was always loving and provided for us. I always had a new dress to wear to school, make-up, perfume, even costume jewelry. I just grew up this way, never really thinking about the difference between me and other girls.

Then, about my junior year in high school, I went out with a boy from the football squad. He took me to the movies (we saw E.T.) and then dinner. It was lovely. Afterward, we drove up to a secluded spot outside of town called Makeout Point. We began kissing and then he slipped my shirt over my head. I didn't have any breasts but he kissed my nipples, gently nibbling them. He asked if I wanted to go further. I told him that I did, but we'd have to use a condom.

He said no problem. He got his boner out of his jeans and took the condom from his pocket. I don't think he'd ever put one on before because by the time he fiddled it on, I already had mine rolled down my shaft. He did a double take when he looked back. He got very upset and started yelling at me. I didn't understand what was happening. Then he got so mad that he punched me in the face. Big mistake on his part.

Even then I wasn't going to let myself get manhandled by some creep. I put him in a head lock, got his jeans down, and then brutally raped him. He screamed and begged, but I thought it justice for what he'd done to me. When I'd finished, he crumpled to the floorboard, quietly sobbing to himself. I got out and walked home.

I figured I'd get in trouble for raping him like that, but oddly enough, he didn't say a word. I think he ended up going to community college.

spentmiles: My dad died just before I was born. I looked so much like him that my mom couldn't bear it, so she raised me as a girl. Mom had some serious mental health issues, but she was always loving and provided for us. I always had a new dress to wear to school, make-up, perfume, even costume jewelry. I just grew up this way, never really thinking about the difference between me and other girls.

Then, about my junior year in high school, I went out with a boy from the football squad. He took me to the movies (we saw E.T.) and then dinner. It was lovely. Afterward, we drove up to a secluded spot outside of town called Makeout Point. We began kissing and then he slipped my shirt over my head. I didn't have any breasts but he kissed my nipples, gently nibbling them. He asked if I wanted to go further. I told him that I did, but we'd have to use a condom.

He said no problem. He got his boner out of his jeans and took the condom from his pocket. I don't think he'd ever put one on before because by the time he fiddled it on, I already had mine rolled down my shaft. He did a double take when he looked back. He got very upset and started yelling at me. I didn't understand what was happening. Then he got so mad that he punched me in the face. Big mistake on his part.

Even then I wasn't going to let myself get manhandled by some creep. I put him in a head lock, got his jeans down, and then brutally raped him. He screamed and begged, but I thought it justice for what he'd done to me. When I'd finished, he crumpled to the floorboard, quietly sobbing to himself. I got out and walked home.

I figured I'd get in trouble for raping him like that, but oddly enough, he didn't say a word. I think he ended up going to community college.

did your mom also cut your hair at night

algrant33: universebetween: He expresses manhood enough to have 6 kids but he went female? Hmm i think he knew all along... If you told me tomorrow i was really a woman id still stay the man I am.

"I fathered six kids...but an ultrasound tech told me maybe I also have a uterus?? HOLY FARK THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!"

I cant speak for him but gender isnt black and white. So putting a wig on wouldnt make me act any different. Id still stay ME. Id just be more informed.

It's a simple formula:

Known truth: biatches be trippin'

Question: Are you trippin'?

If yes: then you are biatches.

If no: then you are not biatches.

spentmiles: My dad died just before I was born. I looked so much like him that my mom couldn't bear it, so she raised me as a girl.

*golf clap*


/css
//please don't rape me

And ugly as sin as either gender.

spentmiles: Snip

You know, I love reading your stuff but... Christ...

spentmiles: My dad died just before I was born. I looked so much like him that my mom couldn't bear it, so she raised me as a girl. Mom had some serious mental health issues, but she was always loving and provided for us. I always had a new dress to wear to school, make-up, perfume, even costume jewelry. I just grew up this way, never really thinking about the difference between me and other girls.

Then, about my junior year in high school, I went out with a boy from the football squad. He took me to the movies (we saw E.T.) and then dinner. It was lovely. Afterward, we drove up to a secluded spot outside of town called Makeout Point. We began kissing and then he slipped my shirt over my head. I didn't have any breasts but he kissed my nipples, gently nibbling them. He asked if I wanted to go further. I told him that I did, but we'd have to use a condom.

He said no problem. He got his boner out of his jeans and took the condom from his pocket. I don't think he'd ever put one on before because by the time he fiddled it on, I already had mine rolled down my shaft. He did a double take when he looked back. He got very upset and started yelling at me. I didn't understand what was happening. Then he got so mad that he punched me in the face. Big mistake on his part.

Even then I wasn't going to let myself get manhandled by some creep. I put him in a head lock, got his jeans down, and then brutally raped him. He screamed and begged, but I thought it justice for what he'd done to me. When I'd finished, he crumpled to the floorboard, quietly sobbing to himself. I got out and walked home.

I figured I'd get in trouble for raping him like that, but oddly enough, he didn't say a word. I think he ended up going to community college.

RedT: that looks like a dude in a bad wig and a dress.


because it is?

/pretty much

spentmiles: My dad died just before I was born. I looked so much like him that my mom couldn't bear it, so she raised me as a girl. Mom had some serious mental health issues, but she was always loving and provided for us. I always had a new dress to wear to school, make-up, perfume, even costume jewelry. I just grew up this way, never really thinking about the difference between me and other girls.

Then, about my junior year in high school, I went out with a boy from the football squad. He took me to the movies (we saw E.T.) and then dinner. It was lovely. Afterward, we drove up to a secluded spot outside of town called Makeout Point. We began kissing and then he slipped my shirt over my head. I didn't have any breasts but he kissed my nipples, gently nibbling them. He asked if I wanted to go further. I told him that I did, but we'd have to use a condom.

He said no problem. He got his boner out of his jeans and took the condom from his pocket. I don't think he'd ever put one on before because by the time he fiddled it on, I already had mine rolled down my shaft. He did a double take when he looked back. He got very upset and started yelling at me. I didn't understand what was happening. Then he got so mad that he punched me in the face. Big mistake on his part.

Even then I wasn't going to let myself get manhandled by some creep. I put him in a head lock, got his jeans down, and then brutally raped him. He screamed and begged, but I thought it justice for what he'd done to me. When I'd finished, he crumpled to the floorboard, quietly sobbing to himself. I got out and walked home.

I figured I'd get in trouble for raping him like that, but oddly enough, he didn't say a word. I think he ended up going to community college.

Another fan of John Hughes from his National Lampoon days, I take it?

That was a terribly written article.

What is the ICD-9 code for that?

spentmiles: My dad died just before I was born. I looked so much like him that my mom couldn't bear it, so she raised me as a girl. Mom had some serious mental health issues, but she was always loving and provided for us. I always had a new dress to wear to school, make-up, perfume, even costume jewelry. I just grew up this way, never really thinking about the difference between me and other girls.

Then, about my junior year in high school, I went out with a boy from the football squad. He took me to the movies (we saw E.T.) and then dinner. It was lovely. Afterward, we drove up to a secluded spot outside of town called Makeout Point. We began kissing and then he slipped my shirt over my head. I didn't have any breasts but he kissed my nipples, gently nibbling them. He asked if I wanted to go further. I told him that I did, but we'd have to use a condom.

He said no problem. He got his boner out of his jeans and took the condom from his pocket. I don't think he'd ever put one on before because by the time he fiddled it on, I already had mine rolled down my shaft. He did a double take when he looked back. He got very upset and started yelling at me. I didn't understand what was happening. Then he got so mad that he punched me in the face. Big mistake on his part.

Even then I wasn't going to let myself get manhandled by some creep. I put him in a head lock, got his jeans down, and then brutally raped him. He screamed and begged, but I thought it justice for what he'd done to me. When I'd finished, he crumpled to the floorboard, quietly sobbing to himself. I got out and walked home.

I figured I'd get in trouble for raping him like that, but oddly enough, he didn't say a word. I think he ended up going to community college.

This and other stories of yours is why you are a favorite.

The Bunyip: What is the ICD-9 code for that?

This! LOL

RaverRevolution: Wait a sec.... If the whole time the internals were female then how did they have kids? Wouldn't the outer male parts not work the same?

Apparently, you can't necessarily tell by looking, and things might work more or less normally. http://www.isna.org/faq/conditions/ovo-testes

To be honest with you Diane, I'm surprised.

So did he actually father the children? I read TFA but I didn't see any reference to that. If he did father the children, then that means he is a fertile, functioning male externally, with female ovaries and uterus inside? Wouldn't the female hormones produced by the ovaries counteract the male hormones produced by the testes? And what about breasts? If he has functioning female organs, he should have also gotten breasts at puberty. What about periods? Or maybe he only has ovaries and not a uterus? Seems to me a whole lot of unanswered questions here...

Regardless, I'm glad the family is sticking by him/her. It would be a real blow to have to deal with your newly discovered intersexness AND the loss of your family at the same time.

I blame the Denver Airport and whatever the hell they're really doing out there

Y Chromosome = Male. All people are default female, but the Y Chromosome makes you male.

toraque: Man, when I was in the emergency room with a kidney stone the size of a small animal, writhing in pain and begging one of the doctors to just kill me and put me out of my misery, I thought things couldn't get any worse.



Wasn't your kidney, but was a small animal

/it's hot
//no offense, just the first thing to come to mind after reading that

elchupacabra: Y Chromosome = Male. All people are default female, but the Y Chromosome makes you male.

So if you're XXXY, you're male? A lot of women will be dissappointed.