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(Huffington Post)   The specials today are a fresh arugula salad with lardons and a balsamic vinaigrette, a butter-poached dover sole, and the chef's own genitals. Wait, what? (not safe for, well, anything)   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Mao Sugiyama, Tokyo, genitals, Sugiyama  
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2012-05-25 08:19:47 AM  
um, can we get a japan tag now, please? kthx.
 
2012-05-25 08:55:01 AM  
What's for desert?
 
2012-05-25 08:55:43 AM  
Goddamn spelling mistake.
 
2012-05-25 09:16:20 AM  
Holy gods...
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-25 10:03:42 AM  
That's even more twisted than I expected. The diners knew they were eating his shlong?
 
2012-05-25 10:33:03 AM  
Here's your bowl of dick!
 
2012-05-25 10:53:27 AM  
I don't even...
 
2012-05-25 10:54:20 AM  
I submitted this with a slightly creamier headline
 
2012-05-25 10:54:26 AM  
DO NOT VISIT THE PHOTO GALLERY.

DO NOT VISIT THE PHOTO GALLERY.

DO NOT VISIT THE PHOTO GALLERY.

DO NOT VISIT THE PHOTO GALLERY.

DO NOT VISIT THE PHOTO GALLERY.

DO NOT VISIT THE PHOTO GALLERY.
 
2012-05-25 10:54:30 AM  
I actually threw up a little. Need a new coffee now and some brain bleach.
 
2012-05-25 10:55:04 AM  
Aw, hell no.

www.moviesaboutgladiators.com
 
2012-05-25 10:56:09 AM  
www.dailyhaha.com
anonymousradioshow.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-25 10:56:21 AM  
Seriously, WTF Japan?

/Tom Griswold was all over this story this morning
 
2012-05-25 10:57:08 AM  
shiat like this certainly causes one to hope for the whole elimination by 3011 thing.
 
2012-05-25 10:57:14 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-25 10:57:48 AM  
His parents must be so proud.
 
2012-05-25 10:57:58 AM  
Did the chef look like this?

rammstein.kvalitne.cz
 
2012-05-25 10:58:00 AM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!

*Deep breaths*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!
 
2012-05-25 10:58:04 AM  
It is exquisite, the finest perfection of art and cuisine, melded with identity and the performance of giving, one time, forever, never to be repeated. It is the pinnacle achievement of all humanity.

I say Japan has won. This man has won. There's nothing else. Shut the Earth down.
 
2012-05-25 10:58:14 AM  
i.huffpost.com

Not a lot of meat on one of those things I see.
 
2012-05-25 10:58:25 AM  
What;s the big deal?

A homosexual friend of mine has eaten lots of penis. He likes it.
 
2012-05-25 10:58:58 AM  
img528.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-25 10:59:00 AM  
That's the one thing about eating Asian food. You're hungry 10 minutes later.
 
2012-05-25 10:59:07 AM  
japanese penis? so more like an appetizer than entree, amirite??????
 
2012-05-25 10:59:45 AM  
ew.
 
2012-05-25 10:59:51 AM  
japanese penis? so more like an appetizer than entree, amirite??????

of course japanese are asexual, their women prefer white guys, amirite???????
 
2012-05-25 10:59:58 AM  
And now I feel ill. Good day to not eat.
 
2012-05-25 11:00:25 AM  
At first I thought this couldn't be true...
But then I saw the photo gallery...

strangefunny.com
 
2012-05-25 11:00:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-25 11:01:18 AM  
Don't worry, it'll grow back.
/ welcome to 1945
 
2012-05-25 11:01:50 AM  

Lone Stranger: [i.huffpost.com image 640x465]

Not a lot of meat on one of those things I see.


He's Japanese.

/I could feed an army with mine.
// But I WON'T
 
2012-05-25 11:02:03 AM  
Cutting your dick off is a pretty dumb plan at the age of 22.
 
2012-05-25 11:02:34 AM  
{penisgoeswhere.jpg}
 
2012-05-25 11:03:49 AM  
www.jeffreysomers.com

Sadly, he can only do it once.
 
2012-05-25 11:04:07 AM  
eewwww grosss..... *shudders* eewwww
 
2012-05-25 11:04:30 AM  

Warthog: DO NOT VISIT THE PHOTO GALLERY.


Oh Glob! Why did I visit the photo gallery!? WHY!?
 
2012-05-25 11:04:45 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Vy vasn't I told about zis?
 
2012-05-25 11:04:49 AM  
Lardon?

like what happens when a fat guy sees a buffet?
 
2012-05-25 11:04:59 AM  
"...with hardons ..."
 
2012-05-25 11:05:05 AM  
Dear god, this thread

roboawesome.com
 
2012-05-25 11:06:18 AM  
"But Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country."

Why the fark isn't there one?!?!
 
2012-05-25 11:07:39 AM  
OW! OW OW OW OW OWOWOWOWOWOWWWW!! I felt a sharp pain like as if a lightning strike hitting me in the junk as I read that.

/It's okay Lil' Vinnie. Daddy would never, ever do that to you. It'll be allright. Don't worry. Tell you what, I'll click over to XHamster later on and you'll feel all better, okay?
 
2012-05-25 11:07:44 AM  
Okay, that's weird. Actually ran across this on Kotaku prior to hitting Fark. Looks like the entire intertubes are in a tizzy.

Can't get past the revulsion factor. Made the mistake of reading the story on CalorieLab, where the pictures were in-line with the article. If I had eaten any breakfast, it would have come back up.

Although I do find it interesting that I'm not a squeamish person, have taken classes that involved dissection of corpses, and seen several fresh mutilated bodies from various accidents while they moan and writhe in the ICU, yet this story and accompanying pictures make me want to hurl.

Congrats Japan. You did what Ogrish and Rotten couldn't.
 
2012-05-25 11:08:18 AM  
s16.postimage.org
 
2012-05-25 11:08:55 AM  
I prefer my headline: "Transvestite chef serves ballsy dinner." Apparently, the chef was a transvestite, and had his genitals removed for a male to female operation.

I linked this:
Linkage
Which i did not know was actually a forum.
 
2012-05-25 11:11:43 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-25 11:11:55 AM  
Does he just have a little pee hole now?
 
2012-05-25 11:12:30 AM  
i'm not a phd biochemist or anything, but if the dude serves his own balls he'll need test-replacement to avoid neuropathy/bone loss/etc. later in life.
 
2012-05-25 11:13:45 AM  
www.abiolaabrams.com
 
2012-05-25 11:15:40 AM  

MDGeist: "But Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country."

Why the fark isn't there one?!?!


If you can obtain human flesh to eat without breaking any other laws, I have no problem with you frying it up.
 
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