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basemetal		2012-05-25 10:29:57 AM

I doubt that will shut her up.

MrBallou		2012-05-25 10:46:43 AM

FTFA: "People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine."

Good to know.

Roller Bob		2012-05-25 10:50:59 AM

FTFA: People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine

Wow really?! I guess she was pissed .

/ewwwww not a good way to have a wet t-shirt contest.

Roller Bob		2012-05-25 10:52:02 AM

MrBallou: FTFA: "People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine."

Good to know.

Shakes tiny fist

Grables'Daughter		2012-05-25 11:37:40 AM

Unless she knows the safeword.

I want your skull		2012-05-25 12:09:29 PM

Fark really needs a Will Greenlee tag, so I can stop accidentally giving him page clicks.

ChipNASA		2012-05-25 01:07:50 PM

You know the old saying "Better to be Pissed Off, than to be Pissed *On*...."

Yeah......about that......

/ {;-D

ChipNASA		2012-05-25 01:11:17 PM

2 Thoughts.......

1. "Investigators spoke with a 27-year-old woman who had on a "white tank top that was wet and had a rank smell," a report states. (Asparagus??)

2. " A more widely known urination situation came in 1982 when legendary heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne was arrested after relieving himself while reportedly intoxicated near
The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas, according to widely published reports. (And this (other than piss) needed to be included in the article by the "reporter" because???))

MoronLessOff		2012-05-25 01:11:28 PM

Grables'Daughter: Unless she knows the safeword.

I was going to say that if she didn't want it, she would have gotten out of the way.

images.wikia.com

MemeSlave		2012-05-25 01:12:38 PM

Mom?

groppet		2012-05-25 01:12:58 PM

In some places you have to pay extra for that.

Years ago a couple coworkers went to a 80s hair band reunion tour. They had floor seats. During the concert the guy behind them was a lot smashed and deicded he didnt want to go to the can and miss the show. He whipped it out and let it fly on them. They were less than amused and it was a bad night for them.

elev8meL8r		2012-05-25 01:14:09 PM

People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine.

www.myfacewhen.net

CapeFearCadaver		2012-05-25 01:14:29 PM

People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine.

I knew it was a Greenlee article the moment I read this...

strangeguitar		2012-05-25 01:14:50 PM

Agrees!

Matthew Keene		2012-05-25 01:14:54 PM

Oliver Twisted		2012-05-25 01:15:05 PM

ChipNASA: 2 Thoughts.......

2. " A more widely known urination situation came in 1982 when legendary heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne was arrested after relieving himself while reportedly intoxicated near
The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas, according to widely published reports. (And this (other than piss) needed to be included in the article by the "reporter" because???))

Because serious journalism isn't just going to die by itself. We need to help it along.

old_toole		2012-05-25 01:15:17 PM

LeroyBourne		2012-05-25 01:15:43 PM

I'm peeing on your chest, your argument is invalid.
/seriously, i use to mess around with this chick that liked getting pee'd on. i told her ok, but i need to be pretty drunky first, and make sure to take a shower because i'm not messing with you covered in piss.

elev8meL8r		2012-05-25 01:15:52 PM

ChipNASA: 2. " A more widely known urination situation came in 1982 when legendary heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne was arrested after relieving himself while reportedly intoxicated near The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas, according to widely published reports. (And this (other than piss) needed to be included in the article by the "reporter" because???))

I assumed he was getting paid a nickel per word, and was saving up for a bag of Corn Nuts from the snack machine.

wambu		2012-05-25 01:16:14 PM

APPROVES

monstera		2012-05-25 01:19:20 PM

What, did the OBVIOUS tag leave the office early for the holiday weekend?

lennavan		2012-05-25 01:22:20 PM

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Rich Cream		2012-05-25 01:22:59 PM

Unless she's short I'll have to knock her down first.

Walker		2012-05-25 01:23:16 PM

People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine

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6655321		2012-05-25 01:23:21 PM

If she was arguing, her mouth would have be open.

uncleacid		2012-05-25 01:25:06 PM

The forecast was for golden showers.

The sound of one hand clapping		2012-05-25 01:25:55 PM

LeroyBourne: I'm peeing on your chest, your argument is invalid.
/seriously, i use to mess around with this chick that liked getting pee'd on. i told her ok, but i need to be pretty drunky first, and make sure to take a shower because i'm not messing with you covered in piss.

How did she first bring this up? Did she find some subtle way of broaching the issue or was she just totally up front about it?

/Dunno if I'd be game for that or not

DeltaPunch		2012-05-25 01:29:07 PM

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

i.qkme.me

Mrs. Beasley		2012-05-25 01:30:07 PM

Gert Kinshaw approves.

/obscure?

seBADoh		2012-05-25 01:30:53 PM

Googles imbibing.

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tommydee		2012-05-25 01:31:05 PM

It's no use standing on the seat:
JUPITER MEN piss seven feet!

KrispyKritter		2012-05-25 01:31:36 PM

groppet: In some places you have to pay extra for that.

Years ago a couple coworkers went to a 80s hair band reunion tour. They had floor seats. During the concert the guy behind them was a lot smashed and deicded he didnt want to go to the can and miss the show. He whipped it out and let it fly on them. They were less than amused and it was a bad night for them.

if i was stuck in a half-arsed arena with hundreds of fat sagging momcats who were temporary beauty 30-35 yrs ago i'd want to piss on them too. those broads lose their farking minds and think they still have something many want to see. and nobody want to see the stretched out old saggers they expose at 80s hair band reunion tour shows. piss on 'em.

midwestatheist		2012-05-25 01:31:56 PM

"People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine."

and some people pay extra

honk		2012-05-25 01:32:08 PM

How do you get a woman to shut up while you're arguing with her? Urinate on her chest

On the contrary, I've found that they tend to get louder after that.

SandMann		2012-05-25 01:33:48 PM

MrBallou: FTFA: "People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine."

Good to know.

Ric Romero ghostwriting from Florida.

THX 1138		2012-05-25 01:34:03 PM

StrikitRich		2012-05-25 01:34:42 PM

There are 'other' ways to shut one up, but you need to know if they are a biter, first.

SultanofSchwing		2012-05-25 01:36:07 PM

KrispyKritter: groppet: In some places you have to pay extra for that.

Years ago a couple coworkers went to a 80s hair band reunion tour. They had floor seats. During the concert the guy behind them was a lot smashed and deicded he didnt want to go to the can and miss the show. He whipped it out and let it fly on them. They were less than amused and it was a bad night for them.

if i was stuck in a half-arsed arena with hundreds of fat sagging momcats who were temporary beauty 30-35 yrs ago i'd want to piss on them too. those broads lose their farking minds and think they still have something many want to see. and nobody want to see the stretched out old saggers they expose at 80s hair band reunion tour shows. piss on 'em.

Are you going to be ok?

Mr. Potatoass		2012-05-25 01:36:31 PM

I saw this earlier on LiveLeak.

stonicus		2012-05-25 01:41:41 PM

MrBallou: FTFA: "People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine."

Good to know.

www.have-you-met-ted.com

General Lyobjecttobeingstruckinthechestwithurine!

BurnShrike		2012-05-25 01:42:37 PM

That mean she's his now, right?

Fark In The Duck		2012-05-25 01:47:09 PM

People generally object to being struck in the chest with a Cleveland Steamer.

SkunkWerks		2012-05-25 01:48:08 PM

MrBallou: FTFA: "People generally object to being struck in the chest with urine."

Good to know.

I know, right? That's some informative journalism there, Lou!

What sort of research was conducted to reach this conclusion, I wonder?

Fark In The Duck		2012-05-25 01:49:18 PM

People generally object to being struck in the ______ with ______.

minoridiot		2012-05-25 01:52:14 PM

Oliver Twisted: ChipNASA: 2 Thoughts.......

2. " A more widely known urination situation came in 1982 when legendary heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne was arrested after relieving himself while reportedly intoxicated near
The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas, according to widely published reports. (And this (other than piss) needed to be included in the article by the "reporter" because???))

Because serious journalism isn't just going to die by itself. We need to help it along.

A serious journalist would have mentioned that the Alamo has no basement.

MoronLessOff		2012-05-25 01:53:28 PM

For the nerds...
tf2wiki.net

almandot		2012-05-25 02:04:09 PM

wasn't there a south park about this with monkeys?

LeroyBourne		2012-05-25 02:05:02 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: LeroyBourne: I'm peeing on your chest, your argument is invalid.
/seriously, i use to mess around with this chick that liked getting pee'd on. i told her ok, but i need to be pretty drunky first, and make sure to take a shower because i'm not messing with you covered in piss.

How did she first bring this up? Did she find some subtle way of broaching the issue or was she just totally up front about it?

/Dunno if I'd be game for that or not

She brought it up jokingly at first. I'm smart enough to know there's always a little truth to every lie, so I told her if you wanna do this I need to juiced up, so my pee is clear and is basically water, plus the booze will lower my inhibitions. Also, we never dated, we were just fark buddies so that really helped me let my freak flag fly on my kinks too. Idk if it's a curse or blessing, but other girls I've been with since have been very detested by my harmless kinks, so it really helps to weed out the lame-os vs the fun girls.