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(TMZ)   Jenna Jameson blew a high number; also: gets DUI   (tmz.com) divider line 55
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2012-05-25 09:12:24 AM
It's ironic, because usually a pole strikes her.
 
2012-05-25 09:13:18 AM
another victim of hideous plastic surgery.
 
2012-05-25 09:14:11 AM
You would drink a lot too if you had to have your vag rebuilt only to wake up next to Tito Ortiz
 
2012-05-25 09:14:18 AM
FTA: "She is currently in custody and she will be cited and released."

After being scattered, smothered and covered.
 
2012-05-25 09:14:42 AM
Good one subby.
 
2012-05-25 09:14:44 AM
I told her to take a cab.
 
2012-05-25 09:16:01 AM
oh jenna, what happened to you?

www.thesuperficial.com
 
2012-05-25 09:17:10 AM
Porn star farkup trifecta in play?
 
2012-05-25 09:33:25 AM
 
2012-05-25 09:36:27 AM

Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

[www.thesuperficial.com image 450x338]


Bee stings??
 
2012-05-25 09:37:54 AM
i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.
 
2012-05-25 09:47:48 AM
Jenna Jameson in a mask of...Jenna Jameson. Creepy.
 
2012-05-25 09:49:34 AM

ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?


I sure hope so
 
2012-05-25 09:50:12 AM
Even granting that she's had health issues and lots of hard living, she sure has
become a poster girl for the dangers of too much plastic surgery.
 
2012-05-25 10:05:48 AM

Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?


That's as bad as what Nikki Cox looks like now


/ok, it's not THAT bad
 
2012-05-25 10:07:22 AM

natural316: Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

That's as bad as what Nikki Cox looks like now


/ok, it's not THAT bad


Oh it's close...
 
2012-05-25 10:07:32 AM

Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.


back when she was young and beautiful, before the years of spunk and plastic surgery twisted her black heart, she was a dick sucking goddess.
 
2012-05-25 10:07:43 AM

Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.


So you wouldn't let her??
 
2012-05-25 10:13:31 AM

Tat'dGreaser: ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

I sure hope so


I'm gonna start searching the Google news tab for "porn star" and see what I can come up with.
 
2012-05-25 10:16:29 AM

Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

[www.thesuperficial.com image 450x338]


You think all that natural moisturizer she's had on her face over the years would have done some good.
 
2012-05-25 10:22:26 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Tat'dGreaser: ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

I sure hope so

I'm gonna start searching the Google news tab for "porn star" and see what I can come up with.


I know what comes up when I search "porn star".
 
2012-05-25 10:25:36 AM
I would.
 
2012-05-25 10:27:58 AM

Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.


Check out "Starting Over". Possibly the best BJ scene ever.
 
2012-05-25 10:32:42 AM
You know, it used to be that some men got plastic surgery to look like women, i.e. trannies.
Now, its some women who get plastic surgery, and look like trannies.

If this continues, are trannies our future?

Should I get used to doing trannies?
 
2012-05-25 10:38:07 AM

Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.


Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.
 
2012-05-25 10:39:45 AM
Im suprised I was expecting a way worse mugshot. Especially since she has been over doing it on the plastic surgery
 
2012-05-25 10:39:55 AM

Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.


i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?
 
2012-05-25 10:44:56 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Check out "Starting Over". Possibly the best BJ scene ever.


If you insist
 
2012-05-25 10:51:03 AM

Andrew Wiggin: Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.

i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?


Find the movie called Saytr. It's some of Jenna's best work.

I'd link to it, but work filters out any search using Jenna Jameson.
 
mhd
2012-05-25 10:54:41 AM
That sounds like an amateurish way for a porn star to get arrested. Didn't some other blonde get into trouble for giving a beej to a helicopter pilot, while in the air? Now that's dedication to your job.
 
2012-05-25 10:59:35 AM

mhd: That sounds like an amateurish way for a porn star to get arrested. Didn't some other blonde get into trouble for giving a beej to a helicopter pilot, while in the air? Now that's dedication to your job.


No, she was just trying to inflate the autopilot.
 
2012-05-25 11:03:58 AM

Andrew Wiggin: Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.

i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?


If you've only seen one of her movies, then yes. You need to do lots more research.

/And now so do I.
 
2012-05-25 11:06:15 AM

Cewley: another victim of hideous plastic surgery.


Her DUI mugshot is probably the best picture of her in the past 10-years...
 
2012-05-25 11:08:35 AM
Here's to the memories: Pre-boob job too NSFW
 
2012-05-25 11:30:30 AM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Here's to the memories: Pre-boob job too NSFW


Oh my gosh, there are men's pee pees, and a ladies vagina, and you can even see where they poop from !
 
2012-05-25 11:48:09 AM

Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

[www.thesuperficial.com image 450x338]


In that mugshot, she looks a lot better than a couple years ago after she overloaded on the plastic surgery, and got uber skinny.

But still, man those old reels, that beautiful face, an ass you could bounce a quarter off...she was something fierce.
 
2012-05-25 11:52:17 AM

ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

Washed up

porn star farkup trifecta.
 
2012-05-25 12:07:17 PM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Here's to the memories: Pre-boob job too NSFW


Funny, those look like Weeners boob job.
 
2012-05-25 12:30:18 PM

natural316: Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

That's as bad as what Nikki Cox looks like now


/ok, it's not THAT bad


I've recently stumbled upon Brooklyn Lee.
She can only be described as exactly what Nikki Cox would look like as a porn actress.

I think, by law, they need to publish the 'before' picture so we know what lengths the mad scientists who stitched, inflated and stretched the faces of these actresses had to go to.
 
2012-05-25 12:36:36 PM

exparrot: She can only be described as exactly what Nikki Cox would look like as a porn actress.


Which Nikki Cox?

This badonkulicious Nikki:

www.starfetch.com

Or this "I haz a sad" Nikki:

www.hollywoodbackwash.com

She used to have so much game...and it's crazy that Bobcat used to tap that...good to see he got out before she went downhill...AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE
 
2012-05-25 12:53:04 PM

FinFangFark: exparrot: She can only be described as exactly what Nikki Cox would look like as a porn actress.

Which Nikki Cox?

This badonkulicious Nikki:

[www.starfetch.com image 640x346]

Or this "I haz a sad" Nikki:

[www.hollywoodbackwash.com image 500x399]

She used to have so much game...and it's crazy that Bobcat used to tap that...good to see he got out before she went downhill...AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE


*HURK!

I've never seen that one.

Now I need to watch Unhappily Ever After for the appropriate eye bleach.
 
2012-05-25 12:57:13 PM

FinFangFark: AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE


She's intentionally drawing your eyes away from Jay Mohr's poor Brando impersonation.
 
2012-05-25 01:00:09 PM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Here's to the memoriesmammaries: Pre-boob job too NSFW

 
2012-05-25 01:23:51 PM

Whatthefark: Andrew Wiggin: Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.

i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?

Find the movie called Saytr. It's some of Jenna's best work.

I'd link to it, but work filters out any search using Jenna Jameson.


The Masseuse was another good one.
 
2012-05-25 01:29:48 PM
mitchcumstein1 Washed up porn star farkup trifecta.

Not enough bandwidth. Can't even tell Houston from Jocelyn Wildenstein
 
2012-05-25 02:30:56 PM

FlyingJ: mitchcumstein1 Washed up porn star farkup trifecta.

Not enough bandwidth. Can't even tell Houston from Jocelyn Wildenstein


Thank you for not posting the picture but you suck anyway.
 
2012-05-25 03:32:28 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FinFangFark: AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE

She's intentionally drawing your eyes away from Jay Weigh Mohr's poor Brando impersonation.


shiatty Brando impression, but killer Derp impression
 
2012-05-25 03:53:21 PM
Judging by the comments you Farkers watch a lot of porn.
 
2012-05-25 04:06:36 PM

titwrench: Judging by the comments you Farkers watch a lot of porn.


[welcometofark.jpg]
 
2012-05-25 04:13:25 PM
www.motifake.com

Ahh, what once was.

And to whomever doubted it, her oral skills are considered legendary.
 
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