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2012-05-25 09:42:06 AM
"Casey just wants this case to go away," the source said. "She definitely doesn't want to testify, and she's annoyed that she has to."

You know, whether or not she killed the kid (and I completely and 100% believe she did), fark off with your pity party. You tried to pin the murder on someone else. Fark you, fark you, fark you. Sideways. With something sharp. And rusty. That was peed on.
 
2012-05-25 09:45:43 AM
I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.
 
2012-05-25 09:46:50 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


Are you George Zimmerman?
 
2012-05-25 09:47:03 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


Aww, dammit.
 
2012-05-25 09:47:32 AM
I thought her FARK handle was Tot Mom?
 
2012-05-25 09:47:51 AM
My friend - "You know, Casey Anthony isn't too bad looking."
Me - "Yeah I know man I'd totally fark her even though she's dead."
My friend - "Dude... Casey is the mom..."
Me - "Oh yeah... that's what I meant..."
My friend - "Jesus Christ dude... You're farking sick."
 
2012-05-25 09:48:12 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


There goes that fantasy. I'm still going to fap to it anyways.
 
2012-05-25 09:48:32 AM
People that kill their kids and attempt to cover it up have it SO hard.
 
2012-05-25 09:48:45 AM
Dear Casey,

We don't care. DIAF.

Signed,
Everyone.
 
2012-05-25 09:48:54 AM
I thought her 15 minutes were up? But in other news, who is up for a good old fashion witch hunt?
 
2012-05-25 09:50:06 AM
Well, at least she's not tying up her kid to watch video games. Oh wait, she already resolved the "babysitting" issue.

Other fark thread.
 
2012-05-25 09:50:18 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


Are you Spartacus?
 
2012-05-25 09:50:20 AM
"Casey just wants this case to go away," the source said. "She definitely doesn't want to testify, and she's annoyed that she has to."

Be strong, you poor thing.
 
2012-05-25 09:51:08 AM

GoodyearPimp: People that kill their kids and attempt to cover it up have it make me SO hard.



FIFM
 
2012-05-25 09:51:14 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


Today is opposite day.
 
2012-05-25 09:52:06 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


But you do hate Tit-Mom like she does, so at least you two have something in common.
 
2012-05-25 09:52:16 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


But you know, there's always roleplay...
 
2012-05-25 09:52:37 AM

Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.


In the words of my 82 year old father "Her tits are too nice for her to be guilty".
 
2012-05-25 09:52:46 AM

Rann Xerox: Grables'Daughter: I just want to state for the record, that I am not Casey Anthony.

Are you Spartacus?


I am Spartacus.
 
2012-05-25 09:53:30 AM
What is this Zenaida Gonzalez's problem? I've got about as much respect for her money grabbing ass as I do Casey Anthony's child murdering ass. So Zenaida claims that she can't get a job because Casey defamed her? I'm guessing she can't get a job because she's a fat, lazy dirtbag with no interest in actually working. And didn't Casey also claim that she worked with a woman at Universal named Winona Ryder or some shiat? Winona hasn't had any difficulties finding work. I hope Casey hires Nancy Grace and sues the bejesus out of Gonzalez for being a goldbricking biatch.
 
2012-05-25 09:53:35 AM
She should move in with George Z. and get a reality show contract.

It's depressing that that concept isn't unrealistic in 'Merika today.
 
2012-05-25 09:54:42 AM
FAT MOM FAT MOM FAT MOM

/alternatively.... TATERTOT MOM?
 
2012-05-25 09:55:07 AM

Diogenes: "Casey just wants this case to go away," the source said. "She definitely doesn't want to testify, and she's annoyed that she has to."

You know, whether or not she killed the kid (and I completely and 100% believe she did), fark off with your pity party. You tried to pin the murder on someone else. Fark you, fark you, fark you. Sideways. With something sharp. And rusty. That was peed on.

*plus* necrotizing fasciitis
 
2012-05-25 09:55:17 AM

Silly Jesus: She should move in with George Z. and get a reality show contract.

It's depressing that that concept isn't unrealistic in 'Merika today.


I am not a fan of reality shows but I would watch the shiat out of that show
 
2012-05-25 09:58:53 AM
Caylee lived with her mother, Casey, and her maternal grandparents, George and Cindy Anthony. On July 15, 2008, Caylee was reported missing to 9-1-1 by Cindy, who said she had not seen Caylee for 31 days and that Casey's car smelled like a dead body had been inside of it. She said Casey had given varied explanations as to Caylee's whereabouts and finally admitted that day that she had not seen her daughter for weeks.

Who blithely blows off not seeing your own 2-year old FOR farkING WEEKS?

fark that sociopath, I hope she's driven to suicide, the sooner the better.
 
2012-05-25 09:59:15 AM
"Casey just wants this case to go away," the source said. "She definitely doesn't want to testify, and she's annoyed that she has to."

The amount of rage that this statement invokes cannot properly be expressed in words. But if you can imagine what a Tyrannosaurus on speed might act like after you shoot it in the butt with an arrow and make fun of its mother? It's kind of like that.
 
2012-05-25 09:59:37 AM
Everybody at Fark loves you, Casey! Stay strong for your daughter! Her real killer will be brought to justice!
 
2012-05-25 10:00:22 AM
Mid-20s, gaining weight, sits in front of the computer all day.... So, what level has she gotten to in Skyrim?
 
2012-05-25 10:00:55 AM
Kidkiller13

/Kidkiller 1-12 were already taken.
 
2012-05-25 10:02:07 AM
Fb-
 
2012-05-25 10:02:10 AM
Guess that beats rotting in a swamp somewhere.
 
2012-05-25 10:03:07 AM
farkers fap while on the computer, they don't eat.
 
2012-05-25 10:03:33 AM

Rindred: Mid-20s, gaining weight, sits in front of the computer all day.... So, what level has she gotten to in Skyrim?


Skyrim? Sounds like she's in college.
 
2012-05-25 10:03:47 AM

Rindred: Mid-20s, gaining weight, sits in front of the computer all day.... So, what level has she gotten to in Skyrim?


She was doing well, until her kid took an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-05-25 10:04:14 AM
Give her a hoodie/pack of Skittles and let her trespass during Zimmerman's watch.
 
2012-05-25 10:04:47 AM
"Casey just wants this case to go away," the source said. "She definitely doesn't want to testify, and she's annoyed that she has to."

Any word on if she'd tried duct taping it and chucking it in a wooded area? I hear that solution has worked well for her in the past in dealing with things she find 'inconvenient'

/Casey, please DIAF
//Or, better yet, go wear a hoodie around Zim' neighborhood. I'll spring for the skittles and tea.
 
2012-05-25 10:08:24 AM

spentmiles: And didn't Casey also claim that she worked with a woman at Universal named Winona Ryder or some shiat? Winona hasn't had any difficulties finding work.


QFT. No difficulties at all and she's versatile. She's not just an actress, Winona had an awesome "Mystery Shopper" gig.
 
2012-05-25 10:08:29 AM

WarszawaScream: "Casey just wants this case to go away," the source said. "She definitely doesn't want to testify, and she's annoyed that she has to."

The amount of rage that this statement invokes cannot properly be expressed in words. But if you can imagine what a Tyrannosaurus on speed might act like after you shoot it in the butt with an arrow and make fun of its mother? It's kind of like that.


"Annoyed." That's the word I keep coming back to. I suppose we could attribute it to reporter's choice. But it sure does seem to fit that monster and her attitude.
 
2012-05-25 10:08:37 AM
Billie Jean is not Casey Anthony.
 
2012-05-25 10:08:47 AM

Diogenes: "Casey just wants this case to go away," the source said. "She definitely doesn't want to testify, and she's annoyed that she has to."

You know, whether or not she killed the kid (and I completely and 100% believe she did), fark off with your pity party. You tried to pin the murder on someone else. Fark you, fark you, fark you. Sideways. With something sharp. And rusty. That was peed on.


Eloquent as always, but I do agree with you.
 
2012-05-25 10:08:53 AM

spentmiles: What is this Zenaida Gonzalez's problem? I've got about as much respect for her money grabbing ass as I do Casey Anthony's child murdering ass. So Zenaida claims that she can't get a job because Casey defamed her? I'm guessing she can't get a job because she's a fat, lazy dirtbag with no interest in actually working. And didn't Casey also claim that she worked with a woman at Universal named Winona Ryder or some shiat? Winona hasn't had any difficulties finding work. I hope Casey hires Nancy Grace and sues the bejesus out of Gonzalez for being a goldbricking biatch.


I'm wondering, if Anthony said the person's name was Jane Smith, would there be a class action lawsuit?
 
2012-05-25 10:09:11 AM
Meh, call me when she spends her days being eaten in front of a computer, that hopefully has a web cam.
 
2012-05-25 10:09:52 AM
"Quite honestly, she's gained a few pounds,"

Would still hit.
 
2012-05-25 10:10:17 AM

bikerbob59: I'm wondering, if Anthony said the person's name was Jane Smith, would there be a class action lawsuit?


LOL. My neighbor's name is Jane Smith. And knowing her? Casey'd be dead by now.
 
2012-05-25 10:10:42 AM
"Quite honestly, she's gained a few pounds"

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-25 10:10:48 AM
Silly Jesus


She should move in with George Z. and get a reality show contract.


How about Casey Anthony with the Dugars?
 
2012-05-25 10:10:56 AM
Casey, if you're out there, BIE me. EIP.
 
2012-05-25 10:11:43 AM

Life_is_a_carnivore: Fb-


"is the Father"?
 
2012-05-25 10:11:46 AM
"Casey was really hoping to leave Florida and never look back," the source said. "She was really ready to move on with her life. This has ruined everything."

Poor, poor woman. Here is some music that will help Casey make it through the bad times:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-25 10:11:47 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Billie Jean is not Casey Anthony.


no, she's just a girl who claims that i am the one.
 
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