lennavan SmartestFunniest 2012-05-25 12:57:41 PM


Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Presumably right after we're told why what is happening in Israel is relevant to United States politics.

I doubt it was a conservative who submitted this.

you'll therefore have to ask a lefty why when people treat people like dogshiat literally all over the world I'm suddenly supposed to give a f*ck about when it happens in the itty bitty state of israel. like their hard on for the joos and ability to consistently get it submitted ot the politics tab suddenly means I should give a f*ck about people screwing other people in one very particular far corner of this shiathole of a world.

Shaggy_C: Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

If only you understood how the African immigrants were running roughshod over the neighborhood, you would see why the residents had to stand up for themselves. Is self defense a crime now? Etc, etc.

I heard that because there was a rape last week by an African immigrant bloodthirst was already in the air. That's why I find the actions of the right wing in Israel so deplorable. They are knowingly instigating this mess with their rhetoric.

relcec: lennavan SmartestFunniest 2012-05-25 12:57:41 PM


Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Presumably right after we're told why what is happening in Israel is relevant to United States politics.

I doubt it was a conservative who submitted this.

you'll therefore have to ask a lefty why when people treat people like dogshiat literally all over the world I'm suddenly supposed to give a f*ck about when it happens in the itty bitty state of israel. like their hard on for the joos and ability to consistently get it submitted ot the politics tab suddenly means I should give a f*ck about people screwing other people in one very particular far corner of this shiathole of a world.

So you're saying you support this?

coeyagi: Sigh. Why is it that the most intense conflicts are usually in places most resembling a toilet? Land of milk, honey, sand and more farking sand.

When your environment wants to kill you, it makes you ornery.

relcec: lennavan SmartestFunniest 2012-05-25 12:57:41 PM


Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Presumably right after we're told why what is happening in Israel is relevant to United States politics.

I doubt it was a conservative who submitted this.

you'll therefore have to ask a lefty why when people treat people like dogshiat literally all over the world I'm suddenly supposed to give a f*ck about when it happens in the itty bitty state of israel. like their hard on for the joos and ability to consistently get it submitted ot the politics tab suddenly means I should give a f*ck about people screwing other people in one very particular far corner of this shiathole of a world.

Some periods and other grammatical devices would have been nice, but I guess that would have taken away the winterwhile-esque appeal of it.

lennavan: I agree with the Israeli rioters wanting to throw these guys in detention centers but you see, there's a big problem here. Not everyone who is black in Israel is an African refugee. So we need a system where we make the refugees identify themselves from the non-refugees. Perhaps some sort of patch they wear on their clothing, maybe with the hebrew word for "refugee" written on it. I'm just spitballin here maybe someone else has some ideas.

I think that's OK for a temporary solution, but I think what we need is a place in society where these people can be safe from the dangers of other citizens. Perhaps a camp of some kind in a rural area where they can be concentrated together... for their own safety - far from the prying eyes of people in the cities. Like what this guy said.

"We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

What else can you expect from a supremacist quasi-religion/state?

relcec:

you'll therefore have to ask a lefty why when people treat people like dogshiat literally all over the world I'm suddenly supposed to give a f*ck about when it happens in the itty bitty state of israel. like their hard on for the joos and ability to consistently get it submitted ot the politics tab suddenly means I should give a f*ck about people screwing other people in one very particular far corner of this shiathole of a world.

Some people say Kerouac was a genius, but I always found stream of consciousness hard to read.

Esc7: I heard that because there was a rape last week by an African immigrant bloodthirst was already in the air. That's why I find the actions of the right wing in Israel so deplorable. They are knowingly instigating this mess with their rhetoric.

Funny the parallels there. How do you think American conservatives would react to a race riot in Southern Texas after an illegal immigrant is accused of rape?

coeyagi:

Jesus Quintana? The dude can farking roll, man.

8 year olds, dude.

relcec: I doubt it was a conservative who submitted this.

you'll therefore have to ask a lefty

You're joking right? If the right stopped biatching about Israel, the left wouldn't give a fark. The right bringing it up all the damn time is what requires the left to take a position.

But I took your advice, asked a lefty and after I asked myself, I said "nope, don't give a fark what happens in Israel."

Rapmaster2000: Following Wednesday's violent protest against African migrants in Tel Aviv, Likud MK Danny Dannon called to remove African asylum seekers from population centers in Israel.

Speaking to Haaretz, Dannon said that the immediate solution for calming the situation and for putting a stop to the violence requires the evacuation of the African migrants from south Tel Aviv.

"The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

Wow. Keep in mind, this is the major center-right party in Israel. This is a very popular sentiment.

This would be like if one of President Grant's advisors heard reports of Ku Klux Klan activity and said the solution was to get all those blacks and northerners evicted and sent to the Western territories so they would stop causing the Klan to act agressively.

...I really shouldn't be laughing so hard at the mental image of Montana as a fairly densely populated state where whites aren't the majority and everyone speaks like they're impersonating JFK.

You know how some kids who've been abused can grow up to be abusers themselves? Methinks this can happen at the country level as well.

Rapmaster2000: lennavan: I agree with the Israeli rioters wanting to throw these guys in detention centers but you see, there's a big problem here. Not everyone who is black in Israel is an African refugee. So we need a system where we make the refugees identify themselves from the non-refugees. Perhaps some sort of patch they wear on their clothing, maybe with the hebrew word for "refugee" written on it. I'm just spitballin here maybe someone else has some ideas.

I think that's OK for a temporary solution, but I think what we need is a place in society where these people can be safe from the dangers of other citizens. Perhaps a camp of some kind in a rural area where they can be concentrated together... for their own safety - far from the prying eyes of people in the cities. Like what this guy said.

"We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

Well, it is just one part of the large solution. You need the patches sewn on so when we come around to gather them up for the camps we don't accidentally take people who are not African refugees.

But I just came up with a great idea. Large concentrations of people in a single area like the camps is a waste of potential. While they are there we could find a job for them to do to pass the time. And hey, large population of people, I'm thinkin what a great opportunity for some science.

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: True, Likud MK Danny Dannon is just an entertainer. He's just doing it to get a reaction from The Libs and if you didn't give him so much attention...

Seriously though, Danny Dannon is the guy who invited Glenn Beck to give a talk to the Knesset about immigration.

This type of international cross pollenation of right wing wingnuts seriously scares me. What if they make some form of hybrid derp with natural immunity to herp?

/Imagine a lil shop of horrors plant with Glenn Beck's head saying "feed me--SOROS!
//this makes no sense

And then the Israelis were all like (╯°□°）╯︵ʎɔuǝɔǝp uɐɯnɥ ɔısɐq

Settle down, everyone.

Tatsuma will be here soon to tell us everything the evil migrants did to deserve this.

Grungehamster: Rapmaster2000: Following Wednesday's violent protest against African migrants in Tel Aviv, Likud MK Danny Dannon called to remove African asylum seekers from population centers in Israel.

Speaking to Haaretz, Dannon said that the immediate solution for calming the situation and for putting a stop to the violence requires the evacuation of the African migrants from south Tel Aviv.

"The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

Wow. Keep in mind, this is the major center-right party in Israel. This is a very popular sentiment.

This would be like if one of President Grant's advisors heard reports of Ku Klux Klan activity and said the solution was to get all those blacks and northerners evicted and sent to the Western territories so they would stop causing the Klan to act agressively.

Look, if they weren't so black, everything would be fine. It's not like it the fault of the white people living in the Middle East. They were there first, it's in a book. Also, I reserve the right to criticize Muslims about having their women dress like ninjas to avoid enticing men to rape them.

...I really shouldn't be laughing so hard at the mental image of Montana as a fairly densely populated state where whites aren't the majority and everyone speaks like they're impersonating JFK.

CHOWDAH

Jackson Herring: I thought he was like the yogurt guy but that is way worse

Shaggy_C: Esc7: I heard that because there was a rape last week by an African immigrant bloodthirst was already in the air. That's why I find the actions of the right wing in Israel so deplorable. They are knowingly instigating this mess with their rhetoric.

Funny the parallels there. How do you think American conservatives would react to a race riot in Southern Texas after an illegal immigrant is accused of rape?

If the Republicans started a rally and their followers went out and racially intimidated the population...I'd blow a freaking gasket. I can't even imagine the Republicans doing something that low and then having the farking audacity to suggest internment camps. If that happened here in America, we give up our 1st-world status then and there.

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: I thought he was like the yogurt guy but that is way worse

He's the Jewish Chris Christie.

It must take a shiat ton of lox to get that fat.

Berlin Jews in 1938 weren't migrants.

Wendy's Chili: Settle down, everyone.

Tatsuma will be here soon to tell us everything the evil migrants did to deserve this.

He'll post some pictures of a super market in their neighborhood to prove that the migrants really don't have anything to complain about.

Esc7: Shaggy_C: Esc7: I heard that because there was a rape last week by an African immigrant bloodthirst was already in the air. That's why I find the actions of the right wing in Israel so deplorable. They are knowingly instigating this mess with their rhetoric.

Funny the parallels there. How do you think American conservatives would react to a race riot in Southern Texas after an illegal immigrant is accused of rape?

If the Republicans started a rally and their followers went out and racially intimidated the population...I'd blow a freaking gasket. I can't even imagine the Republicans doing something that low and then having the farking audacity to suggest internment camps. If that happened here in America, we give up our 1st-world status then and there.

Are you unfamiliar with American history?

Funny how Tatsuma just never shows up when Israel does something completely indefensible rather than mostly indefensible.

Israel's national motto should be "It's Not Racist When We Do It".

NemoD: You know how some kids who've been abused can grow up to be abusers themselves? Methinks this can happen at the country level as well.

As irrational and nonsensical it sounds, I've often applied psychological principles to the collective consciousness of the millions of people in a country.

For example, Japan.

Nuke someone once, and every single one of their animes ends with them reliving that trauma by having neotokyo leveled by a mushroom cloud.

coeyagi: rudemix: "I don't troll on Shabbos" - Tatsuma

Unless he's actually in Israel, Shabos hasn't started. Troll away, boys (plural)!

He alleges he is.

Philip Francis Queeg: Are you unfamiliar with American history?

obvious tu quoque troll

lennavan: Rapmaster2000: lennavan: I agree with the Israeli rioters wanting to throw these guys in detention centers but you see, there's a big problem here. Not everyone who is black in Israel is an African refugee. So we need a system where we make the refugees identify themselves from the non-refugees. Perhaps some sort of patch they wear on their clothing, maybe with the hebrew word for "refugee" written on it. I'm just spitballin here maybe someone else has some ideas.

I think that's OK for a temporary solution, but I think what we need is a place in society where these people can be safe from the dangers of other citizens. Perhaps a camp of some kind in a rural area where they can be concentrated together... for their own safety - far from the prying eyes of people in the cities. Like what this guy said.

"We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

Well, it is just one part of the large solution. You need the patches sewn on so when we come around to gather them up for the camps we don't accidentally take people who are not African refugees.

But I just came up with a great idea. Large concentrations of people in a single area like the camps is a waste of potential. While they are there we could find a job for them to do to pass the time. And hey, large population of people, I'm thinkin what a great opportunity for some science.

Marketing opportunity: we'll call it The Fine Ol' Solution.

Philip Francis Queeg: Esc7: Shaggy_C: Esc7: I heard that because there was a rape last week by an African immigrant bloodthirst was already in the air. That's why I find the actions of the right wing in Israel so deplorable. They are knowingly instigating this mess with their rhetoric.

Funny the parallels there. How do you think American conservatives would react to a race riot in Southern Texas after an illegal immigrant is accused of rape?

If the Republicans started a rally and their followers went out and racially intimidated the population...I'd blow a freaking gasket. I can't even imagine the Republicans doing something that low and then having the farking audacity to suggest internment camps. If that happened here in America, we give up our 1st-world status then and there.

Are you unfamiliar with American history?

Obviously; everyone knows it was the Franklin Democrat Roosevelt who brought us internment camps. Republicans would never do such a thing.

Please don't make this thread about that insufferable douche, he isn't even here.

Uhhh these statements were originally in Hebrew and translated to English right? Because when people start referring to minority populations as 'infiltrators' that just seems like the most dehumanizing language you could possibly use.

HotWingConspiracy: Please don't make this thread about that insufferable douche, he isn't even here.

He trolls when he's not even here. When are you people going to get tired of it and quit pretending you were ever in a real debate?

They need to find some sort of solution that is final.

IRONIC tag out wandering the desert somewhere?

lennavan SmartestFunniest 2012-05-25 01:15:04 PM


relcec: I doubt it was a conservative who submitted this.

you'll therefore have to ask a lefty

You're joking right? If the right stopped biatching about Israel, the left wouldn't give a fark. The right bringing it up all the damn time is what requires the left to take a position.

But I took your advice, asked a lefty and after I asked myself, I said "nope, don't give a fark what happens in Israel."

wait, you only have a hard on about this because someone you have a feeling that republican somewhere has a hard on about this?
you aren't serious, are you?
why are you here?
why do you want me to care about this? I don't give a f*ck when persians stone to death women, or gays, or people who convert christianity, or that tibetan monks have been colonized by imerial china and they have designs on africa too, or that if okinawans are lucky they get treated like dirt by japanese, or when another african country inevitably kills a couple million of its citizens, or that 20k mexicans get murdered every year now becuase of the drug war.
why out of all the evil in the world, do lefties have a special massive hard on for israel?
why is this shiat ever on the politics tab? and no, because some republican has a hard on for israel isn't a reason for why you do too.

Philip Francis Queeg: Are you unfamiliar with American history?

No, I fully understand that the right wing in this county, and every country really, has been doing this shiat since time immemorial. I was thinking about it happening TODAY in 2012. Racism and bigotry have gotten a lot more subtle and code-worded for lynch mobs to take to the streets here. At least I hope that's true.

I also can't see the lazy chickenhawk bigots getting off their rascals to go march and throw bricks through windows. Whenever something terrible happens like that it is usually reduced to one lone crazy, who unfortunately decides to ramp up the lethality.

The right wing then acts all shocked that their coded racist bigoted rhetoric had consequences and calls anyone drawing a link "the real racists" Fark article goes up, we comment, wipe hands on pants.

Every nation has a right to a resonable immigration policy so in that sense I can understand how massive illegal immigration could be a social issue, but man, the rhetoric used in these riots (and the fact that people are rioting at all really) is downright disgusting.

Wendy's Chili: Settle down, everyone.

Tatsuma will be here soon to tell us everything the evil migrants did to deserve this.

I don't think he will be: He claims to be in Israel, and I believe it is after sundown there, and he observes the Sabbath, so...

relcec: wait, you only have a hard on about this because someone you have a feeling that republican somewhere has a hard on about this?

This sentence actually make more sense if you read it right to left.