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2012-05-25 07:30:53 AM  
Greatest thread ever. It's what got me to be a Farker. (new window)
 
2012-05-25 08:45:14 AM  
+1 for nostalgia.
 
2012-05-25 09:17:10 AM  
Well played Subby, well played!
 
2012-05-25 09:48:17 AM  
That's nuts.
 
2012-05-25 10:05:10 AM  
Linked story is sad, Fark thread was one of the best ever.
 
2012-05-25 10:22:24 AM  
"I've folded, and I can't get up"?
 
2012-05-25 10:23:04 AM  
Did her tits get stuck between the slats?

/drtfa
//fond memories
 
2012-05-25 10:25:46 AM  
I'm so very scared. Help
www.the-british-chihuahua-club.org.uk
 
2012-05-25 10:27:26 AM  
That thread brought tears to my eyes. As I'm sure it brought tears to bigz2k's.
 
2012-05-25 10:27:48 AM  
Nice to see the reference!
 
2012-05-25 10:29:14 AM  
Is two days considered "Soonish"?
/BigZ2K thread actually lasted 17 days.
 
2012-05-25 10:32:00 AM  
That thread happened about a month after I signed up for Fark. Ah, memories.
 
2012-05-25 10:33:38 AM  
Did she happen to be completely retarded?
 
2012-05-25 10:35:22 AM  
BigZ2K...a legend.
 
2012-05-25 10:35:29 AM  
I can't help but find it remarkable it took 48 hours for someone to notice.

This is, of course, one of my real fears about living alone (Which I don't now, thankfully) If something happened to me on a Friday afternoon, no-one would even bat an eyelash until probably Tuesday. :-P
 
2012-05-25 10:38:43 AM  
HA!
 
2012-05-25 10:39:03 AM  
I'm not as IT-savvy as many here so perhaps someone can explain why I'm getting a request to log into "asmallvictory.net" when trying to revisit the funniest fark thread I've ever seen?
 
2012-05-25 10:39:50 AM  
LifeAlert needs to get on this story as advertising fodder. You'd think she might be able to scream from her balcony that she was stuck and needed help...
 
2012-05-25 10:40:44 AM  
I like that they showed us what a folding chair might look like. So useful!
 
2012-05-25 10:41:28 AM  
what is her fark handle?
 
2012-05-25 10:43:32 AM  
Best. Thread. Evar.

That's quite the conundrum there.

god times, good times....
 
2012-05-25 10:44:38 AM  

freetomato: I'm not as IT-savvy as many here so perhaps someone can explain why I'm getting a request to log into "asmallvictory.net" when trying to revisit the funniest fark thread I've ever seen?


Hey! It's linking to pics of my penis?
 
2012-05-25 10:47:52 AM  
Oh no, not folding chairs!

/Obscure?
 
2012-05-25 10:48:14 AM  
FTFA: An 84-year-old Swedish woman

I bet this incident caused quite a flap.
 
2012-05-25 10:50:27 AM  
+1 internets for subby

Kinda sad for the old gal though. Glad someone missed her. As a farker upthread said, that really is one of my fears about living alone. Especially now, since I just moved to a new neighborhood last week, I barely know my neighbors. It could be up to a week before anyone noticed something wrong.....


*eyes cats suspiciously*
 
2012-05-25 10:53:57 AM  

freetomato: I'm not as IT-savvy as many here so perhaps someone can explain why I'm getting a request to log into "asmallvictory.net" when trying to revisit the funniest fark thread I've ever seen?


Someone embedded a resource in their post that is hosted on that domain, which apparently now requires credentials to access. Just hit cancel.
 
2012-05-25 10:55:25 AM  

mcwehrle: +1 internets for subby

Kinda sad for the old gal though. Glad someone missed her. As a farker upthread said, that really is one of my fears about living alone. Especially now, since I just moved to a new neighborhood last week, I barely know my neighbors. It could be up to a week before anyone noticed something wrong.....


*eyes cats suspiciously*


www.x-entertainment.com

I think if I died alone, I wouldn't care. As long as I'm not laying semi conscious in a bath tub for days before I starve.
 
2012-05-25 10:57:32 AM  
Did she have this feeling down deep in her soul that she just can't lose?

I guess she's on her way...
 
2012-05-25 11:04:03 AM  

MoronLessOff: mcwehrle: +1 internets for subby

Kinda sad for the old gal though. Glad someone missed her. As a farker upthread said, that really is one of my fears about living alone. Especially now, since I just moved to a new neighborhood last week, I barely know my neighbors. It could be up to a week before anyone noticed something wrong.....


*eyes cats suspiciously*

[www.x-entertainment.com image 453x339]

I think if I died alone, I wouldn't care. As long as I'm not laying semi conscious in a bath tub for days before I starve.


oh that's excellent!! TY

Yeah, I don't really mind the thought of dying alone, but I want quick. Like fall down the basement stairs break neck and miraculously die instantaneously quick. Not fall down stairs break neck and lie there for two weeks partially paralyzed in great pain......
 
2012-05-25 11:52:17 AM  
This also reminds me of the fark thread about a story where the guy's nads fell between the slats of his wooden beach chair and then expanded enough to where his sack was actually caught and his nuts were preventing him from pulling out of the chair.

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/testicles+caught+in+beach+chair

/too lazy to look up the fark thread.
 
2012-05-25 11:56:12 AM  
The Ballsack Connundrum
 
2012-05-25 12:24:46 PM  

Damnaged: +1 for nostalgia


True Dat!

/wasting time since 2002
 
2012-05-25 02:05:41 PM  
Reminds me of an old joke...

An old maid and an old bachelor get married.
While on their honeymoon the new wife gets up from bed to go to the bathroom and gets herself stuck in the toilet.
After finding that she's unable to free herself she calls for help. He husband comes in and they fret over what to do.
"Call a plumber!"
Before the plumber arrives the husband puts his bowler hat on his wife's lap out of modesty.
When the plumber shows up he looks over the situation and finally remarks,
"Well, I can save the woman, but I'm afraid the man's a goner".

Badum pish
 
2012-05-25 03:14:46 PM  

freetomato: I'm not as IT-savvy as many here so perhaps someone can explain why I'm getting a request to log into "asmallvictory.net" when trying to revisit the funniest fark thread I've ever seen?


I get that too. My guess is that it was/is some kind of image hosting site. Clicking "cancel" makes it go away.
 
2012-05-25 03:53:37 PM  
Ah, memories...
 
2012-05-25 04:10:02 PM  
www.troll.me

/Oh. It's because the first time was epic. :)
 
2012-05-25 04:43:55 PM  
memories, memories, memories.

and nads. also, nads.
 
2012-05-25 05:37:11 PM  
Yep that original thread was right about when I joined too.
The gal at the computer next to me was laughing so hard she was crying!
She turned me on to Fark.
Red head Irish dancer where are you now?
Tired of running into Ben.

/slats
 
2012-05-25 07:05:01 PM  
Hope she didn't rip the meat curtains
 
2012-05-25 07:16:49 PM  
For all those living alone, keep your cell phone on you or within reach at all times. True, it wont be of use if you are unconscious, but at least if you get stuck in a malicious folding chair you can use it to call for help instead of sitting there looking like a dumbass for days/weeks or until the merciful release of death.

/lives alone
//hates it
 
Nib
2012-05-25 08:26:47 PM  
I think i'd rather be dead than capable of being immobilized by a lawn chair.
 
2012-05-26 02:55:37 PM  
Know when to hold em
Know when to fold them
Know when to walk away
And know when to access fark and ask for help
 
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