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(TMZ)   Wilmer Valderrama sued by neighbor for having loud parties, nailing every hot young starlet he can find   (tmz.com) divider line 54
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2012-05-25 05:10:32 AM  
Baruch wants a judge for order WIlmer to pipe down ...AND he wants unspecified monetary damages. A rep for Wilmer had no comment.

You had me and then you lost me.
 
2012-05-25 07:06:20 AM  
Ol' Wilmer has a legendary spank bank.
 
2012-05-25 09:32:00 AM  
I'm upset that Awake was axed too,Wilmer,but come on now....
 
2012-05-25 09:42:19 AM  
Does he even act anymore?
 
2012-05-25 09:46:09 AM  
He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(
 
2012-05-25 09:46:33 AM  
www.exposay.com

Pussy Getting Fool Club
 
2012-05-25 10:17:06 AM  

Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(



So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?
 
2012-05-25 11:07:58 AM  

Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?


Yeah, besides being balls deep in whores, Awake was pretty much it. But since That 70's Show is on somewhere on some channel any time I turn on the TV, if his residual deal was at all decent he's set. As long as he doesn't go farking crazy with his money, which they almost always do.
 
2012-05-25 11:08:24 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: Baruch wants a judge for order WIlmer to pipe down ...AND he wants unspecified monetary damages. A rep for Wilmer had no comment.

You had me and then you lost me.


If someone had been depriving you of sleep and driving you crazy for years despite repeatedly pleas for him to stop, you wouldn't want monetary damages? Please.
 
2012-05-25 12:11:00 PM  
That 70's show is on at least 2 channels at any given time of day. He's always going to be Fez no matter what.
 
2012-05-25 12:12:31 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Does he even act anymore?


Anymore?
 
2012-05-25 12:19:04 PM  

DamnYankees: Elvis_Bogart: Baruch wants a judge for order WIlmer to pipe down ...AND he wants unspecified monetary damages. A rep for Wilmer had no comment.

You had me and then you lost me.

If someone had been depriving you of sleep and driving you crazy for years despite repeatedly pleas for him to stop, you wouldn't want monetary damages? Please.


This.
 
2012-05-25 12:24:48 PM  

Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?


He has been doing a lot of independent films and I do believe he owns his own production company.
 
2012-05-25 12:25:46 PM  
Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna
 
2012-05-25 12:29:15 PM  

Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna


Minka Kelly(rumored)


Dude has had more pussy than an animal shelter.
 
2012-05-25 12:32:41 PM  
I thought his turn in Awake was pretty good.

Granted, I've only seen him as Fez before, but he was believable in the Vega role.

/loved awake
//hate that it wasn't renewed
///at least there was closure, though strangely achieved, in the finale
 
2012-05-25 12:41:00 PM  

Mugato: Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?

Yeah, besides being balls deep in whores, Awake was pretty much it. But since That 70's Show is on somewhere on some channel any time I turn on the TV, if his residual deal was at all decent he's set. As long as he doesn't go farking crazy with his money, which they almost always do.


He's actually pretty famous for doing the kids TV Show Handy Manny. It has kept him decently busy since 70's show.
 
2012-05-25 12:42:19 PM  

Klippoklondike: Mila Kunis


I would've thought with all that set time on That 70s Show, he would have bagged Laura Prepon and Danny Masterson, too. And maybe Topher Grace. Definitely Lisa Robin Kelly. And Debra Jo Rupp.
 
2012-05-25 12:43:42 PM  

Hot young starlets, not necessarily ones who have been Wilmerized.

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2012-05-25 12:44:22 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Does he even act anymore?


Too busy smashing ass.
 
2012-05-25 12:52:27 PM  
He had a funny supporting role in Larry Crowne (granted that film didn't do especially well). He was funny though.
 
2012-05-25 12:55:28 PM  

Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna


According to him, anyway.
 
2012-05-25 01:00:14 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Hot young starlets, not necessarily ones who have been Wilmerized.

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Who's the brunette in the blue dress? Pretty sure if I had a chance with that I'd 'lock that down.'
 
2012-05-25 01:02:53 PM  
he is sexy and he knows it.
 
2012-05-25 01:04:11 PM  

LeroyBourne: Who's the brunette in the blue dress? Pretty sure if I had a chance with that I'd 'lock that down.'


This one? Zoey Deutch.

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2012-05-25 01:06:29 PM  

Zoey Deutch. Zoey Deutch. Zoey Deutch.

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2012-05-25 01:11:33 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna

According to him, anyway.


Meh, who really knows. Hollywood sets can be like an Olympic Village with all the downtime that happens. For all we know Wilmer is a lightweight while some 6'3 lighting assistant with the build of an Adonis is the heavyweight champion of the world.
 
2012-05-25 01:31:38 PM  

Wellon Dowd: LeroyBourne: Who's the brunette in the blue dress? Pretty sure if I had a chance with that I'd 'lock that down.'

This one? Zoey Deutch.

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Yeah, thanks. Jesus, what a babe.
 
2012-05-25 01:49:23 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna

According to him, anyway.


The ladies aren't exactly denying it, and he was spotted with everyone on that list and more in situations where they appeared to be a couple.

The women only seem to get mad when he shares details or says they sucked in bed.
 
2012-05-25 02:15:44 PM  
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R.I.P. Wilmer

/hot
 
2012-05-25 02:23:47 PM  
Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.
 
2012-05-25 02:27:18 PM  

bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.


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2012-05-25 02:44:01 PM  
dayuum, did FES plow these two too?
 
2012-05-25 03:31:51 PM  
Scientology is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-05-25 03:46:11 PM  

Wellon Dowd: bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

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Mother-daughter tag team? Yes please.
 
2012-05-25 04:33:36 PM  

Wellon Dowd: bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

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I CAME
 
2012-05-25 04:40:43 PM  
ChrisDe

Rev. Skarekroe: Does he even act anymore?

Anymore?


When did he start? Missed it.
 
2012-05-25 04:49:07 PM  
Jesus that guy gets more ass than a toilet seat. He's not even a good looking dude. If its the fact that he is venezuelan and has an accent then I need to play up my roots and go to Hollywood.
 
2012-05-25 05:35:24 PM  
Who has taken down more? Him or Timberlake? DiCaprio surely has them both beat.
 
2012-05-25 07:33:24 PM  
When hes not doing something else hes voicing Handy Manny...you know for kids!
 
2012-05-25 09:11:35 PM  
The proud graduate of Chachi's Upstairs Academy of Acting and Stardom
 
2012-05-25 09:28:01 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Wellon Dowd: bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

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I CAME


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ME TOO
 
2012-05-25 09:34:59 PM  
I got nuthin, so here's an imaginary jpeg of Wilmer Valderrama in a penguin suit talking to a Death Eater.

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2012-05-25 09:35:29 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: Mugato: Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?

Yeah, besides being balls deep in whores, Awake was pretty much it. But since That 70's Show is on somewhere on some channel any time I turn on the TV, if his residual deal was at all decent he's set. As long as he doesn't go farking crazy with his money, which they almost always do.

He's actually pretty famous for doing the kids TV Show Handy Manny. It has kept him decently busy since 70's show.


Hey, I'm not a hater. The guy's a cocksman. Good for him.
 
2012-05-25 10:21:33 PM  
That's it, I'm moving to LA and adopting an accent.

/now if I only could shave 20 years off....
 
2012-05-26 01:01:27 AM  
Or as it used to be called. Being Scott Baio.

Dr.Zom: That's it, I'm moving to LA and adopting an accent.

/now if I only could shave 20 years off....


Also like the Baio he's rumored to have a pretty large ... personality that has helped him score his impresive list.
 
2012-05-26 01:19:32 AM  
If an actress was as big a whore and looked as strung out as he always does we would call her a "strung out whore" but since he's a guy, he's a hero.
 
2012-05-26 01:28:53 AM  

schubie: If an actress was as big a whore and looked as strung out as he always does we would call her a "strung out whore" but since he's a guy, he's a hero.


Your statement makes it seem like you are trying to make a point but the actual statement is a fact so I'm not sure what it is?
 
2012-05-26 05:23:42 AM  
meh

Average women.

I once met Wilmer in venezuela (I'm venezuelan) and he hooked up with two "average" venezuelans:

Marjorie

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And Norelys

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2012-05-26 10:18:55 AM  
I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilmer.
 
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