Hm, I've never watched porn during sex before. Do you just keep it on while you go about having sex? Or do you sync up positions so you're doing whatever the actors on screen are doing? What if the actress starts doing something that your girlfriend finds uncomfortable? Or the guy starts tossing her salad, and your girl spins around and presents her starfish, expecting the same?

All these questions twirlin' around my head,
this is why I haven't watched porn in bed.

Is it girl on girl? If not, he probably just needs to see hard cock to get in the mood. What guy hasn't been there.

She sounds fat.

I'm guessing he needs to look at some other chick to keep it up...

I thought porn was more for whacking it when your wife shoots you down.

I hope that once he knows the porn is starting to turn you off, he'll want to do something about it.

Like ditch the wife and keep the porn. I've never been nagged by a porno.

I have the same problem, only it's cooking shows...

Wait, what?

/Crème fraîche!

I make my own porn of myself, which I then watch to get myself turned on enough to have sex, which I then film for the next time.

DeltaPunch: Hm, I've never watched porn during sex before. Do you just keep it on while you go about having sex? Or do you sync up positions so you're doing whatever the actors on screen are doing? What if the actress starts doing something that your girlfriend finds uncomfortable? Or the guy starts tossing her salad, and your girl spins around and presents her starfish, expecting the same?

All these questions twirlin' around my head,
this is why I haven't watched porn in bed.

No, you don't try to sync things up, unless you want to. You just leave it on as extra stimulation to turn you both on. It's good to agree before-hand what you both enjoy, and don't, so you don't end up watching a porn that makes you feel uncomfortable. With the wonder of the internet, finding porn that's agreeable to both of you should be fairly easy.

DeltaPunch: Or the guy starts tossing her salad, and your girl spins around and presents her starfish, expecting the same?

SCHLURP!

Andrew Wiggin: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x410]

they could have chosen a better stock photo, as mentioned above.

Yeah, that looks like the porno they were watching, not the people in the article.

DeltaPunch: Hm, I've never watched porn during sex before. Do you just keep it on while you go about having sex? Or do you sync up positions so you're doing whatever the actors on screen are doing? What if the actress starts doing something that your girlfriend finds uncomfortable? Or the guy starts tossing her salad, and your girl spins around and presents her starfish, expecting the same?

All these questions twirlin' around my head,
this is why I haven't watched porn in bed.

You know, I've never come across the rules for watching porn during sex before but I'm sure they exist, so I would never try it until finding out the rules. You don't want to be a rule breaker after all.

I've gotta say that the guy is being damned insensitive really. If he has a genuine problem (maybe can't easily get it up) then he just needs to find the courage to talk to her. And if he really isn't into her anymore he needs to try and find ways they can make things more exciting rather than just switching on the porn.

Either that or he seriously has just married the wrong woman and is now starting to realize it big time.

ha you farking losers, ive never had this problem before

/ cause im a virgin

DeltaPunch: Hm, I've never watched porn during sex before. Do you just keep it on while you go about having sex? Or do you sync up positions so you're doing whatever the actors on screen are doing? What if the actress starts doing something that your girlfriend finds uncomfortable? Or the guy starts tossing her salad, and your girl spins around and presents her starfish, expecting the same?

All these questions twirlin' around my head,
this is why I haven't watched porn in bed.

Give it a try sometime.

if he doesn't even need sex why is he married??

DeltaPunch: ...do you sync up positions so you're doing whatever the actors on screen are doing?

Exactly. It's the porn version of Dance Dance Revolution.


Perhaps she should pour 'im a pint and call him a poncy wanker. Gob.

DeltaPunch: Hm, I've never watched porn during sex before. Do you just keep it on while you go about having sex? Or do you sync up positions so you're doing whatever the actors on screen are doing? What if the actress starts doing something that your girlfriend finds uncomfortable? Or the guy starts tossing her salad, and your girl spins around and presents her starfish, expecting the same?

All these questions twirlin' around my head,
this is why I haven't watched porn in bed.

There was a TV documentary about Conyers, Georgia or some county near it. Conyers was declared the STD capital of the US. One of the reasons why was teens there had a habit of turning on the Playboy channel or some hardcore porn on TV then acting out whatever was on TV. In groups.

Kids nowadays.

Andrew Wiggin: The sound of one hand clapping: I've gotta say that the guy is being damned insensitive really. If he has a genuine problem (maybe can't easily get it up) then he just needs to find the courage to talk to her. And if he really isn't into her anymore he needs to try and find ways they can make things more exciting rather than just switching on the porn.

Either that or he seriously has just married the wrong woman and is now starting to realize it big time.

at least now we know colleen's fark handle.

You know, after I hit the post button, I kinda realized I had that coming.

Wally Terzinsky unavailable for comment?

It sounds like he wants more people farking in the room with him. Not cuckling per say, but just some company.

The sound of one hand clapping: I've gotta say that the guy is being damned insensitive really. If he has a genuine problem (maybe can't easily get it up) then he just needs to find the courage to talk to her. And if he really isn't into her anymore he needs to try and find ways they can make things more exciting rather than just switching on the porn.

Either that or he seriously has just married the wrong woman and is now starting to realize it big time.

Third option: He married the right woman and she melted into a jello-like caricature of herself once she had a ring. What would "make things more exciting" could easily be a treadmill for 4 hours a week for half a year. Not usually going to happen. Of course, I could be wrong.

/Guys get chubby too

Jon iz teh kewl: if he doesn't even need sex why is he married??

Sandwiches?

FTFA: I hope that once he knows the porn is starting to turn you off, he'll want to do something about it.

Yes... it's called "break up".

The sound of one hand clapping: I've gotta say that the guy is being damned insensitive really. If he has a genuine problem (maybe can't easily get it up) then he just needs to find the courage to talk to her. And if he really isn't into her anymore he needs to try and find ways they can make things more exciting rather than just switching on the porn.

Either that or he seriously has just married the wrong woman and is now starting to realize it big time.

If she was into, and has yet to say she no longer is, it's on her. Communication doesn't mean "the man shares his feelings, and magically knows what hers are". Granted, if he couldn't tell she wasn't into it, then maybe they don't belong together.

I can't watch porn with my wife. I'm too used to watching porn by myself and feeling like no one else should be there. Feels too weird, even if she is the one who put it on.

I think is a sexual dysfunction if you HAVE to have porn in order to have sex with your wife. If you prefer it, then it's preference. But if it is a prerequisite then something needs to be addressed.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Me thinks that the couple pictured are not the real couple in the article..

Me thinks your user name gives away what the woman looks like, except the whole stealth part.

*Ladies, unless you and your partner have just had sex 3-4 times and he cant get it up then the problem is with you, that or hes cheating on you with someone hotter or the secret downlow option, hes gay.

*=Warning not applicable to lesbians.

well maybe if she wasn't fat and ugly he would be able to get aroused

compromise and he has to work a bit harder.

If this is her definition of compromise, I think I see the problem.

We usually put porn on simply so there's enough light in the room to see what we're doing. Once we get started, neither of us is looking at the "telly", we're too busy looking at each other. I imagine the Weather Channel would work just as well, but, if you happen to glance at the TV, it's better to have something with the same theme.

A few candles work just as well, but sometimes it's fun to incorporate what's going on on the screen into what we're doing....

TheShavingofOccam123: DeltaPunch: Hm, I've never watched porn during sex before. Do you just keep it on while you go about having sex? Or do you sync up positions so you're doing whatever the actors on screen are doing? What if the actress starts doing something that your girlfriend finds uncomfortable? Or the guy starts tossing her salad, and your girl spins around and presents her starfish, expecting the same?

All these questions twirlin' around my head,
this is why I haven't watched porn in bed.

There was a TV documentary about Conyers, Georgia or some county near it. Conyers was declared the STD capital of the US. One of the reasons why was teens there had a habit of turning on the Playboy channel or some hardcore porn on TV then acting out whatever was on TV. In groups.

Kids nowadays.

There could be much worse things to be acting out than the Playboy channel. But I guess you gotta start somewhere.

Jon iz teh kewl: if he doesn't even need sex why is he married??

Because he doesn't *want* sex, that's why. duh.

BurnShrike: I hope that once he knows the porn is starting to turn you off, he'll want to do something about it.

Like ditch the wife and keep the porn. I've never been nagged by a porno.

That is so sad.

On a vid clip from CNN I heard a woman praise vibrators, saying that men come with diseases, demands, and drama.

There are these things called social skills that make it lots of fun to get skin to skin and slick and sweaty and messy with real, live, other people. It's not just a myth. But your partner has to have them, too.

TheShavingofOccam123: There was a TV documentary about Conyers, Georgia or some county near it. Conyers was declared the STD capital of the US. One of the reasons why was teens there had a habit of turning on the Playboy channel or some hardcore porn on TV then acting out whatever was on TV. In groups.

It was called The Lost Children of Conyers and was bullshiat. What was really stupid is the documentary said playboy channel but the cable provider didnt carry it down there and hardcore porn wasnt legal in georgia until the mid 90s and the documentary was supposedly about kids before that.

Also, Im more interested in this side story Link But then who isnt about 18 year old high school girls flashing their pussies?

I like to watch porn while I workout.
I don't really know why either.

/not kidding

Andrew Wiggin: DeltaPunch: Playboy channel

you mean where a woman rides a man's ribcage? and he's eating the sheets right below her pussy?

I was thinking more along the lines of the NBA halftime show with Ernie, Shaq, Kenny and Charles.

steamingpile: TheShavingofOccam123: There was a TV documentary about Conyers, Georgia or some county near it. Conyers was declared the STD capital of the US. One of the reasons why was teens there had a habit of turning on the Playboy channel or some hardcore porn on TV then acting out whatever was on TV. In groups.

It was called The Lost Children of Conyers and was bullshiat. What was really stupid is the documentary said playboy channel but the cable provider didnt carry it down there and hardcore porn wasnt legal in georgia until the mid 90s and the documentary was supposedly about kids before that.

Also, Im more interested in this side story Link But then who isnt about 18 year old high school girls flashing their pussies?

You sound like a man who knows his central Georgia early 1990s broadcast porn.

Andrew Wiggin: URAPNIS: I like to watch porn while I workout.
I don't really know why either.

/not kidding

what a coincidence. i like to masturbate watching you work out.

Somehow, I already knew this.

Sorry it was Lost Children of Rockdale County but it was still bullshiat, it ended up being one group of friends out a large county being involved but they acted like it was some widespread issue.

More information is needed for sure. Mean though it is, I can see it being as one other posted suggested that his wife has really let herself go and he needs help to be able to get in to things.

I certainly have seen the ring = blimp thing. A girl will get married and gain 50 pounds the first year, another 50+ the next. Now while age is going to get the better of us all and most people will pack on a few pounds, there's a difference. At some point it gets to blimp levels where they don't look like the person you married and it is just too much for there to be any sexual interest.

She sounds fat, old and ugly.