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(The Mercury (Australia))   Mum of two talks about her recent trip to the Playboy Mansion. Yes there's a gallery. Yes there was a lingerie/pyjama party. No, there's no word from her boyfriend about what he thinks about the trip   (themercury.com.au ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Playboy: Mansion, Playboy, short skirt, Calista Flockhart, Northwest Airlines, hilton hotel, boutique hotel  
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2012-05-25 10:32:05 AM  
If there were a word from the boyfriend about how he thinks about the trip, I believe it would be "constantly"
 
2012-05-25 11:10:42 AM  
Limey-like typing detected.
 
2012-05-25 11:17:56 AM  
That's pyposterous.
 
2012-05-25 11:35:36 AM  
Goddammit, subby. As soon as I saw the word "pyjama" my brain rewrote the first part of the headline to read:

"Mum of two tylks about hyr rycent trip to the Plyby Mynsion. Yes thyre's a gallyry"

YOU MADE ME WELSH, YOU BASTARD
 
2012-05-25 01:00:23 PM  

SmackLT: Goddammit, subby. As soon as I saw the word "pyjama" my brain rewrote the first part of the headline to read:

"Mum of two tylks about hyr rycent trip to the Plyby Mynsion. Yes thyre's a gallyry"

YOU MADE ME WELSH, YOU BASTARD


A more horrible fate has rarely befallen any man.
 
2012-05-25 01:42:07 PM  
The word from her boyfriend about what he thinks?

Jealous!
 
2012-05-25 01:42:32 PM  
Worst Plaboy gallyrie ever.
 
2012-05-25 01:44:01 PM  
Why are there 8 pictures in a 13 picture slideshow?

Because we want to see the bra pic twice.
 
2012-05-25 01:44:16 PM  
static.tvfanatic.com

Bugger
 
2012-05-25 01:44:21 PM  

SmackLT: Goddammit, subby. As soon as I saw the word "pyjama" my brain rewrote the first part of the headline to read:

"Mum of two tylks about hyr rycent trip to the Plyby Mynsion. Yes thyre's a gallyry"

YOU MADE ME WELSH, YOU BASTARD


i457.photobucket.com

It's not unusual.
 
2012-05-25 01:44:42 PM  

BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.


Because http://www.themercury.com.au/ is clearly an English website and news source?
 
2012-05-25 01:44:51 PM  
I may be a little bit gay.

I watched the slideshow and the second thing I thought (after "So, Big Hooters = Pretty in Tasmania, huh?") was "Those are some ghastly outfits!"

I'm OK with it.
 
2012-05-25 01:46:03 PM  
I guess that all depends on how the boyfriend feels about her having sex with David Spade and Pauly Shore.
 
d3
2012-05-25 01:46:13 PM  
I'm sure it doesn't hurt she's a dead ringer for Lindsey Lohan minus the drugs.
 
2012-05-25 01:46:15 PM  

Pert: BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.

Because http://www.themercury.com.au/ is clearly an English website and news source?


If the Queen is on your money, it's all the same.
 
2012-05-25 01:46:21 PM  

Deucednuisance: I may be a little bit gay.

I watched the slideshow and the second thing I thought (after "So, Big Hooters = Pretty in Tasmania, huh?") was "Those are some ghastly outfits!"

I'm OK with it.


sorry you lost me at big hooters
 
2012-05-25 01:47:11 PM  

BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.


farking Geography, how does it work?!
 
2012-05-25 01:48:14 PM  
While Georgina loves the glamorous elements of her life, there can be drawbacks - including intense homesickness on her trip to LA representing the Australian Playboy Girls of Golf.

Nothing is more glamorous than being skin in a 2nd rate publication of a 2nd rate franchise of a fallen media empire run by a shambling geriatric.

Staying in the world capital of the rich and famous led to the inevitable celebrity sighting and connection.

Is this what Aussies think about LA?
 
2012-05-25 01:48:26 PM  
FTFA: "Back in the real world, the... married mum of Madison, 6, and Oliver, 3, is enjoying the final months of her reign..."

I'm assuming the boyfriend is staying quiet because he doesn't want the husband to pound the shiat out of him.
 
2012-05-25 01:49:12 PM  
She looks twice her age. She must not be that naturally attractive if she had to put that much crap on her face.
 
2012-05-25 01:49:39 PM  

SultanofSchwing: BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.

farking Geography, how does it work?!


BKITU: Pert: BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.

Because http://www.themercury.com.au/ is clearly an English website and news source?

If the Queen is on your money, it's all the same.

 
2012-05-25 01:50:28 PM  

Deucednuisance: I may be a little bit gay.

I watched the slideshow and the second thing I thought (after "So, Big Hooters = Pretty in Tasmania, huh?") was "Those are some ghastly outfits!"

I'm OK with it.


I was quite keen on the grey sweater dress look myself. The drapey shawl things, not so much.

/she's cute
//missuz would agree
 
2012-05-25 01:50:57 PM  
Looks like the in-house plastic surgeon met her in the driveway.
 
2012-05-25 01:51:46 PM  
hah! oh yes mr boyfriend/husband. I can guarantee that is she was star stuck enough to talk Perez Hilton for over an hour, she was star struck enough to bang the first non gay D lister that hit on her.
 
2012-05-25 01:52:05 PM  
Georgina Glass? Fake name.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-25 01:56:05 PM  

BKITU: SultanofSchwing: BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.

farking Geography, how does it work?!

BKITU: Pert: BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.

Because http://www.themercury.com.au/ is clearly an English website and news source?

If the Queen is on your money, it's all the same.


It's funny because you thought that was clever enough to warrant repeating.
 
2012-05-25 02:19:59 PM  
looks like a better, cleaner lohan.
 
2012-05-25 02:26:17 PM  

Deucednuisance: I may be a little bit gay.

I watched the slideshow and the second thing I thought (after "So, Big Hooters = Pretty in Tasmania, huh?") was "Those are some ghastly outfits!"

I'm OK with it.


That's what I was thinking. Could she possibly look more 'frumpy' or 'dumpy' with that wardrobe?

Did we need to see the 'bra' pic three times? (Maybe.)
 
2012-05-25 02:35:41 PM  
Did not read TFA; pictures were a waste of time.
 
2012-05-25 02:38:13 PM  
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
2012-05-25 02:43:49 PM  
Funny thing is, the terrible clothes they put on her for the photo shoot were almost exactly how I imagined Tasmanian high fashion would look. The bra picture was a pleasant surprise, made only more pleasant by it's triple-redundancy.
 
2012-05-25 02:44:19 PM  
she is kinda hot....
 
2012-05-25 02:45:09 PM  
38DD?
/amIright??
 
2012-05-25 02:54:18 PM  

SultanofSchwing: BKITU: SultanofSchwing: BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.

farking Geography, how does it work?!

BKITU: Pert: BKITU: Limey-like typing detected.

Because http://www.themercury.com.au/ is clearly an English website and news source?

If the Queen is on your money, it's all the same.

It's funny because you thought that was clever enough to warrant repeating people take trivial shiat on the internet incredibly seriously, and they are amusing buffoons when they do so.


Thanks for dancing for me. I'll drop a toonie in your slot.
 
2012-05-25 03:04:05 PM  

BKITU: Thanks for dancing for me. I'll drop a toonie in your slot.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-25 03:11:17 PM  

SultanofSchwing: BKITU: Thanks for dancing for me. I'll drop a toonie in your slot.

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So you've made three separate responses to tell me you're not taking this too seriously? OK, sporto. Whatever makes you sleep better.

/u very mad
 
2012-05-25 03:17:19 PM  
fuzzy headed geeks with a distorted view of the world from podunk towns don't have that effect.

/so mad
 
2012-05-25 03:25:00 PM  
www.freeinfosociety.com
Hanging out at the Playboy Mansion back "in the day" would have been great.

img.youtube.com
Now the idea of hanging out with an old man wearing pajamas is just creepy.
 
2012-05-25 03:57:54 PM  
That is a rough 24. Or maybe needed a better makeup job around the eyes.
 
2012-05-25 04:14:13 PM  
one of my favorite punchlines to an old joke:

the second man opens the door to the basement and says "honey come up here" she says "do you want me to wear the bag?" he replies "No, I don't want sex right now but there is someone here I want you to meet."
 
2012-05-25 04:40:25 PM  
Does it not look like Hef chin got smaller ? GG looks like LL some what ?
 
2012-05-25 06:20:51 PM  
Ahhh! Sharp knees in picture number seven.
 
2012-05-25 06:30:47 PM  

WinoRhino: Georgina Glass? Fake name.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]


jeffcaliguire.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-25 10:23:56 PM  
Twenty-four with a six-year-old son? Do they not sell condoms to teenagers in Australia?
 
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