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(MSNBC)   Kids confusing detergent packs for candy ending up sick even quicker, yet have the whitest whites and the brightest colors   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 74
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2012-05-24 10:47:46 PM
Kids are effing stupid, and so are their parents.

Stupidest concern trolling ever.
 
2012-05-24 10:59:03 PM
Parents who leave bite-size detergent packages within the reach of an infant could do with having fewer children. Self-solving problem.
 
2012-05-25 12:18:10 AM
Darwin in action. I'm okay with this.
 
2012-05-25 12:23:25 AM
Obviously, still yet undeveloped little minds are going to be attracted to small shiny things that look like toys, or candy.

That was Tide's marketing strategy when they designed them.
 
2012-05-25 12:24:18 AM
The kids were left fit to be Tide

/that is All
 
2012-05-25 12:31:58 AM
Throwing bleach in the gene pool would be racist. Detergent will do just fine.
 
2012-05-25 12:51:47 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The kids were left fit to be Tide

/that is All


MaudlinMutantMollusk: The kids were left fit to be Tide

/that is All


I heard the kid was diagnosed with Downy syndrome.
 
2012-05-25 12:56:57 AM
Thankfully the ambulance came to Wisk them All off to the hospital - hopefully restoring their good Cheer.

Ugh, I feel dirty now. That wasn't worth the Gain.
 
2012-05-25 01:03:32 AM
An unemployed Principal Skinner frowns on these shenanigans.

/Obscure?
 
2012-05-25 01:18:39 AM
Ajax want to know why Ivory time I post a pun, I feel like I'm from another Era?
 
2012-05-25 01:21:33 AM

lomnoir: An unemployed Principal Skinner frowns on these shenanigans.

/Obscure?


Oxy what you did there.
 
2012-05-25 03:45:21 AM
You all need to Resolve to make better puns.
 
2012-05-25 04:17:25 AM
MUST....NOT....FAB!
 
2012-05-25 04:52:26 AM

Generation_D: Kids are effing stupid, and so are their parents.

Stupidest concern trolling ever.


Why are we stopping them? Sh*t I hope someone designs ca- laundry detergent packs that look like candy, and get them stocked in the goddamn candy rack at every store, everywhere.

/get the f*ck off my planet
 
2012-05-25 04:54:53 AM

lomnoir: An unemployed Principal Skinner frowns on these shenanigans.

/Obscure?


nothing Simpsons is obscure. Ok nothing from the first 10 seasons.

/his name isn't really Skinner either
 
2012-05-25 05:04:30 AM
Sorry, can't help. None of my Biz
 
2012-05-25 05:15:41 AM

urban.derelict: lomnoir: An unemployed Principal Skinner frowns on these shenanigans.

/Obscure?

nothing Simpsons is obscure. Ok nothing from the first 10 seasons.

/his name isn't really Skinner either


Armand?
 
2012-05-25 05:28:12 AM
I remember a story from quite a few years ago-someone came out with a new liquid dish detergent and sent out a bunch of free samples in the mail.

I forget the name of the brand, (Sunlight?) but the label really played up the lemon content-to the point were a bunch of people thought it was some sort of lemonade concentrate, and mixed themselves up a batch.

No real harm done, except for a bit of time spent in the bathroom.
 
2012-05-25 05:28:15 AM
s3files.core77.com

These look farking delicious
 
2012-05-25 05:29:04 AM
If I couldn't read English or even saw this in England, I would assume this was candy.

Link
 
2012-05-25 05:31:14 AM

lomnoir: An unemployed Principal Skinner frowns on these shenanigans.

/Obscure?


I needed those, I really did


//whee pics
 
2012-05-25 05:58:00 AM

mr_a: I remember a story from quite a few years ago-someone came out with a new liquid dish detergent and sent out a bunch of free samples in the mail.

I forget the name of the brand, (Sunlight?) but the label really played up the lemon content-to the point were a bunch of people thought it was some sort of lemonade concentrate, and mixed themselves up a batch.


=========================================================

media.shopwell.com

I've heard more than just a few stories of people buying a can of this stuff, thinking there was fried chicken inside.
 
2012-05-25 06:12:20 AM
It's the gluten in them that makes you sick
 
2012-05-25 06:17:42 AM
We keep fighting Darwin with child resistant packaging, peanut free schools, and dumb assed warning labels on dairy products alluding to the fact that they contain milk. Please let these people remove themselves from the gene pool. Humanity will be the stronger for it.

fitnessemu.com
 
2012-05-25 06:17:52 AM
Generation_D: Kids are effing stupid, and so are their parents.

Stupidest concern trolling ever.


Not really. This stuff can cause atomic diarrhea, and some pretty bad vomiting. God help you if it gets into your lungs, or you aspirate.

We've seen about 10 cases since the stuff was released at our local hospital.
 
2012-05-25 06:21:28 AM

Enemabag Jones: If I couldn't read English or even saw this in England, I would assume this was candy.

Link


What would you assume when you actually put it in your mouth?
 
2012-05-25 06:28:59 AM
Molavian ,
Enemabag Jones: If I couldn't read English or even saw this in England, I would assume this was candy.
Link
What would you assume when you actually put it in your mouth?


I nearly bought a 2liter of local cheap booze because it looked just like a water bottle and I couldn't read the script.

It would have not made good coffee.

/Tell me that does not look exactly like candy, right down to the packaging and the label.
 
2012-05-25 06:32:47 AM

BronyMedic: God help you if it gets into your lungs, or you aspirate.


these are the same thing
 
Skr
2012-05-25 06:38:40 AM
media.egotvonline.com
Mmmm tasty gray sugar. Should I eat it?


/some of the detergents do look like they have yummy flavor crystals in them
 
2012-05-25 06:43:00 AM
media.egotvonline.com

Looks more like healthy cotton candy!!! They've just left all the harmful food coloring out of it that makes your shoes fall off!

I'll have some!
 
2012-05-25 06:45:04 AM
This is not a problem Mister Yuk cannot solve!

/mister yuk is meeeeeeean!
// mister yuk is...greeeeeen!
 
2012-05-25 06:48:38 AM
So long as they aren't dying then maybe this is a good life lesson for them all.
 
2012-05-25 07:02:21 AM

moothemagiccow: [s3files.core77.com image 468x392]

These look farking delicious


Freaking THANK YOU...how the holy hell do you write an article about the dangers of something SO candy-like that it must be eaten by all who encounter it, and NOT HAVE A PHOTO???

/damn muslin-controlled media with it's anti-wash bias
 
2012-05-25 07:23:04 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
It's a sandwich spread. No, it's a wall covering.
 
2012-05-25 07:52:16 AM
i got a free sample of downy unstoppable in the mail, and i was like oooh this envelope smells like candy. i was disappointed when there was only little round laundry detergent thingies in it. it looks like candy too.
 
2012-05-25 08:03:13 AM

TommyymmoT: media.shopwell.com

I've heard more than just a few stories of people buying a can of this stuff, thinking there was fried chicken inside.


are you farking serious?
 
2012-05-25 08:05:34 AM
Those kids were weak and stupid, they shouldn't have eaten that detergent.

www.livedash.com

goatleggedfellow: Throwing bleach in the gene pool would be racist.


More: Obvious, detergents, Southwestern Medical Center, plastic shopping bags, poison control center, white people, dyspnea, detergent packs, Procter & Gamble

Apparently not.
 
2012-05-25 08:08:48 AM
Did the small kids find the detergent laying next to the chainsaw and machetti the parents left within reach?
 
2012-05-25 08:12:33 AM

TommyymmoT: MaudlinMutantMollusk: The kids were left fit to be Tide

/that is All

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The kids were left fit to be Tide

/that is All

I heard the kid was diagnosed with Downy syndrome.


But he Bounced back
 
2012-05-25 08:13:38 AM

moothemagiccow: These look farking delicious


Go on... Try one.
 
2012-05-25 08:20:31 AM
HA HA
Your crotchfruit are stupid!
 
2012-05-25 08:23:16 AM
Couldn't the manufacturers make them taste really, REALLY bad? Just a thought.

Then again ... one of my nieces drank some bleach. I can't imagine anything much nastier than that but it didn't stop her.
 
2012-05-25 08:28:29 AM
Most people I know who use those dishwasher/laundry detergent packs keep the tub of the them under the sink/by the washing machine. You know, where everyone else keeps their candy and other goodies.

What ever happened to teaching your children there are things that dangerous and to keep their farking hands off of said dangerous things?
 
2012-05-25 08:29:18 AM
They're "bright" alright.

/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/23/sakia-david-child-in-washing- machine-babysitter_n_1540899.html
 
2012-05-25 08:49:20 AM

Enemabag Jones: If I couldn't read English or even saw this in England, I would assume this was candy.

Link


Candy? Why does it have a pictogram of a washing machine on it? Why is is sold in the laundry detergent aisle? Why does it have instructions on how to use it?

Sorry, but if you mistake that for candy, you deserve what happens to you when you eat it.
 
2012-05-25 08:49:58 AM
quicker. nick ooh nine nicka
floss u die quicka
 
2012-05-25 08:55:52 AM
Keep out of reach of children.

Out of sight, in a locked/high cabinet.

Problem solved.
 
2012-05-25 08:56:43 AM

fredklein: Enemabag Jones: If I couldn't read English or even saw this in England, I would assume this was candy.

Link

Candy? Why does it have a pictogram of a washing machine on it? Why is is sold in the laundry detergent aisle? Why does it have instructions on how to use it?

Sorry, but if you mistake that for candy, you deserve what happens to you when you eat it.



You'd think the taste would tip even a small child off.
 
2012-05-25 08:56:53 AM

fredklein: Enemabag Jones: If I couldn't read English or even saw this in England, I would assume this was candy.

Link

Candy? Why does it have a pictogram of a washing machine on it? Why is is sold in the laundry detergent aisle? Why does it have instructions on how to use it?

Sorry, but if you mistake that for candy, you deserve what happens to you when you eat it.


It's obviously just washing-machine-flavored candy, and is meant to be eaten while washing clothes. Oh, and they aren't instructions, just a funny cartoon. It's not like people who eat Trix think they actually need to fight a rabbit for their breakfast.
 
2012-05-25 08:57:54 AM

octopied: fredklein: Enemabag Jones: If I couldn't read English or even saw this in England, I would assume this was candy.

Link

Candy? Why does it have a pictogram of a washing machine on it? Why is is sold in the laundry detergent aisle? Why does it have instructions on how to use it?

Sorry, but if you mistake that for candy, you deserve what happens to you when you eat it.


You'd think the taste would tip even a small child off.


Have you ever tried one? They're obviously delicious.
 
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