FAA Accident Liability Checklist
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1) Find the black box
2) Search debris for signs of explosive residue
3) Intensive Background Checks on the Pilots
4) Find out what t-shirts the passengers were wearing
5) Search surrounding area for possible attack points from the ground

My son will be wearing his favorite shirt on his next flight.

There ain't no government who's going to be gettin' in her womb

Silly little bitty - you don't get farked in your womb - that would be painful! Please, take some anatomy classes.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Clearly the reasonable response is to give passengers gray jump-suits and blindfolds for the duration of the flight.

See, now you're just appealing to my German heritage and turning me on.

MadAzza: SoxSweepAgain: You should be able to wear a shirt that says "fark you you farking fark" and still board public transport which is what airliners effectively are.


They might, in a way, "effectively" be public transport, in some way, but in fact, they are not, and that is an important distinction.

Further, if she wore that T-shirt to a court appearance, I don't doubt that the judge would kick her out, too. A court is a public place, is it not? But the judge is in charge, as is the captain of an airliner.

I don't know why some people can't express themselves in public without loudly cursing (and that's what wearing the f-word on a T-shirt is the equivalent of). It's really a junior-high mentality. "Ooh, lookie, I'm using bad words! Look at me! LOOK AT ME!"

I had the "F*ck you you f*cking f*ck" T-shirt, but never wore it except under another shirt. I'm past trying to shock people, I guess. I'm not a 14-year-old boy.

Haha look at me you guys I wore a shirt with a swear word on it underneath another shirt. Watch out my legitimacy is so farking huge right now. Might injure an eye. Youve been notified.

A few years ago I was on a Jet Blue flight with Joan Jett and she was wearing a black T-shirt that said in bright pink letters, "I LOVE PUSSY".

BR549: gulogulo: BR549: I can almost visualize you giving a little sniff of superiority

It was just a little one, I promise.



LOL, you sure it wasn't actually a snort?

More of a cackle, really, and a rubbing of my hands.

gulogulo: sigdiamond2000: f*cking asshole.

My point is that to one person that makes you a farking asshole, and to the next it may not. Societal norms are going to change, and while you may consider using the fark as making something your personal toilet, some may not see it that harshly. I'm not disagreeing with you that right now the norm is predominantly that the fark isn't appropriate to shout out in front of children. Though, there was a time when wearing a certain style of swimsuit wasn't either.

To take a more extreme example, say that someone is offended by someone praying loudly in public. Is the person praying the asshole?

Yes.

voodoolady: It's also stupid to think this fight is about tax payers paying for abortions or birth control.

Well, that's what happens when you're hasty.

Pert: ..."American may refuse to transport you, or may remove you from your flight at any point"....

Blimey that's extreme, it's a good thing they didn't notice the shirt at 35,000 feet ;)

Priapetic: An open letter to those who think this is a travesty and a violation of First Amendment rights:

You're wrong. In pretty much every sense.

First Amendment protections restrict government actions, not corporate or private actions. Except for some very narrow exceptions, corporations and individuals have the right to conduct themselves and require certain conduct in areas they control. If you came over my house with that shirt, I'd ask you to remove it before entering, and refuse you entry if you didn't. Are you suggesting I don't have that right, and would be violating the First Amendment?

Do you know how far your rights go? They go right up to the point where they start infringing on others' rights, in this case the airlines' right to manage the product they sell.

Small children behave poorly because they have not yet developed understanding of and compassion for other people, so they don't realize how they are affecting other people. As they develop this awareness and consider it in choosing their actions, they demonstrate consideration for others, a key element in the maturity process. Sounds like a bunch of you need to grow up. The world is not your personal toilet, and not every moment is an appropriate time for behavior offensive to others.

Did you have to be taught not to kick a pregnant woman?

BR549: I can almost visualize you giving a little sniff of superiority

It was just a little one, I promise.

Pilot claims a safety issue because the t-shiat might offend passengers, presumably leading them to lose control of their senses and starting a melee on the aircraft causing it to crash.

Yes, hundreds of airplanes have been brought down by fights stemming from offensive t-shirts. The fighters push each other against the cowlings and control cables, causing the plan to wobble in the sky and, sadly, crash.

He's smart because he's a pilot. Very smart man, that pilot.

Mugato: "No, it was because many folks still find that word offensive and resent it being flashed around in front of our children. It's called common courtesy and decency. "

Always comes down to this.

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/ approves of coming down to that

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: I'll make ya a deal honey. The government will get out of your womb when you stop asking it to pay for your contraceptions and abortion.

You have a Deal! Make all abortion legal and a law that abortion at all stages is a medical procedure that can not be tampered with by any government federal or state. Then make a law that government can not provide contraceptives for purposes of stopping pregnancy or provide funds for abortions.

Then sign here.

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news: woman gets kicked off plane
fark: for same word fark won't allow

I bet the TSA got all up in her womb.