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(Huffington Post)   The cover model for Blink 182's Enema of the State looked hot. Then she married Jesse James, got hooked on drugs, and now looks like a strung-out grandmother and poster child for poor decisions   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-05-24 10:18:44 PM  
35 votes:

Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.


Jesse James said before he died,
there was four things he wanted to ride.
Bicycle, tricycle, M1 tank,
And a tattooed, worn-out, ugly skank.
2012-05-25 10:53:16 AM  
13 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-24 11:48:49 PM  
12 votes:
It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.
2012-05-25 11:54:37 AM  
6 votes:

DeltaPunch: Nice hairdo... is she auditioning for a Three's Company remake?


Come and knock up a whore...
2012-05-25 02:15:16 AM  
5 votes:
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
2012-05-25 12:17:41 PM  
4 votes:

phedex: I don't care if anyone has tats, I just think its a waste of money. The things are really expensive.


Not necessarily, you just have to avoid the "upscale" shops. Stick to the small town, old school shops. Looks for artists that are in it for the love of the art, and not just to get rich. That's what I did, and I only paid $40 for my Slayer tattoo:

www.metalsucks.net
2012-05-24 09:06:18 PM  
4 votes:
I'd let her laugh at my penis.
2012-05-25 07:26:25 AM  
3 votes:
When you marry Jesse James, you end up with a neck tattoo. Don't marry Jesse James.
2012-05-24 09:21:54 PM  
3 votes:
What's her age, again?
2012-05-25 12:36:39 PM  
2 votes:

funk_soul_bubby: I'm just saying you can't stereotype or throw a person into a faction because of their ink anymore. Society is different now.


Oh, I can definitely still stereotype. You just watch me.
2012-05-24 09:28:58 PM  
2 votes:

AKTurkey: What's her age, again?


Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.
2012-05-24 08:50:09 PM  
2 votes:
I'd hit it. Then again, I make poor life decisions.
2012-05-25 05:16:49 PM  
1 vote:

Rann Xerox: DeltaPunch: [i.huffpost.com image 570x645]

Nice hairdo... is she auditioning for a Three's Company remake?

♪ Come and bang on our whore!! ♫



Come and hump on on our floor......
Try a hole that is new.....
We've a loveable bunk that needs your spunk,
Three's company too.
2012-05-25 12:18:12 PM  
1 vote:

mjohnson71: I'm just tired of the people who think their tattoo(s) make them unique and special.


They do. Just ask a cop.
2012-05-25 11:47:49 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just tired of the people who think their tattoo(s) make them unique and special.
2012-05-25 11:22:59 AM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: She looks like she's about 2/3rds into one of those"Years of Meth" photo series.


Just give her another 20 years and:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2012-05-25 09:35:39 AM  
1 vote:

cman: I'd still tap it


seconded.

/Wait, that doesn't sound right.
2012-05-25 08:30:45 AM  
1 vote:
When James left her for Bullock, she gave him a black eye and several knots on his head.

He says in the papers, "She began screaming and yelling at me... and punching me. She punched me in the face several times."

Although James attempted to fight back, recent surgery in his right shoulder prevented him from doing so effectively.

According to the court documents, by the time the police arrived, Janine had already hit Jesse in the back of the head with a flowerpot and attacked with a metal sculpture.


If only there were a video of that.
2012-05-25 08:29:22 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: Alphax: Meh, I thought that applied to most women, unfortunately.

Of course it does. Women like winners


Wait, winners? I thought the topic was bad boys.
2012-05-25 07:54:31 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: Were you here for the threads when it came out that he was cheating on her?


Oh yeah, that was whiteknightapalooza.
2012-05-25 05:52:22 AM  
1 vote:
Call me crazy, but most of the former porn stars you see are living testaments to poor plastic surgery and don't really look like themselves anymore. I'm not crazy about the tattoos, but Janine looks fine. I was expecting a big-lipped alligator woman with torpedo tits.
2012-05-25 12:08:21 AM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.


Did this go through a few drafts? Its succinct and delicious.
2012-05-24 10:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
butt2chair.files.wordpress.com
2012-05-24 09:02:50 PM  
1 vote:

cman: MBK: ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Kinda like a Frenchman's dick, amirite?


You would know.
2012-05-24 09:02:21 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, so porn stars make bad life decisions?

The hell you say.
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-24 08:54:26 PM  
1 vote:
ALL THE, SMALL THINGS
 
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