FARK.com: (7125706) The cover model for Blink 182's Enema of the State looked hot. Then she married Jesse James, got hooked on drugs, and now looks like a strung-out grandmother and poster child for poor decisions

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		The cover model for Blink 182's Enema of the State looked hot. Then she married Jesse James, got hooked on drugs, and now looks like a strung-out grandmother and poster child for poor decisions (huffingtonpost.com)		164
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cman		2012-05-24 08:47:33 PM

I'd still tap it

Relatively Obscure		2012-05-24 08:50:09 PM

I'd hit it. Then again, I make poor life decisions.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-24 08:52:35 PM

We see worse strung out grandmothers every week in the mugshot review/ She may make bad decisions, but she looks ok

/if you like lots of ink

MBK		2012-05-24 08:54:26 PM

ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

cman		2012-05-24 08:56:13 PM

MBK: ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Kinda like a Frenchman's dick, amirite?

mitchcumstein1		2012-05-24 09:02:21 PM

Wait, so porn stars make bad life decisions?

The hell you say.

djkutch		2012-05-24 09:02:50 PM

cman: MBK: ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Kinda like a Frenchman's dick, amirite?

You would know.

cman		2012-05-24 09:04:52 PM

djkutch: cman: MBK: ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Kinda like a Frenchman's dick, amirite?

You would know.

Indeed I would

Ed Finnerty		2012-05-24 09:06:18 PM

I'd let her laugh at my penis.

Mugato		2012-05-24 09:09:15 PM

Blondes aren't usually my thing but she was a great porn star back in the day. Did mostly girl/girl stuff. Great rack.

basemetal		2012-05-24 09:16:19 PM

Oh, Janine. Hard porn life living right there.

/she was smoking hot pre tattoo days

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-05-24 09:21:30 PM

And do you think that it is right for Tom to spend another night writing songs about all you people he thinks are gay?

AKTurkey		2012-05-24 09:21:54 PM

What's her age, again?

Mugato		2012-05-24 09:28:58 PM

AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-24 09:33:18 PM

Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

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/I'm guessing mid-30s

OtherLittleGuy		2012-05-24 09:50:51 PM

Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

DeltaPunch		2012-05-24 09:51:07 PM

Nice hairdo... is she auditioning for a Three's Company remake?

Sgt Otter		2012-05-24 10:18:44 PM

Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

Jesse James said before he died,
there was four things he wanted to ride.
Bicycle, tricycle, M1 tank,
And a tattooed, worn-out, ugly skank.

Jamdug!		2012-05-24 10:26:04 PM

Klippoklondike		2012-05-24 10:31:38 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

This girl is only 43, it's the drugs making her look 55.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-24 10:34:53 PM

Sgt Otter: Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

Jesse James said before he died,
there was four things he wanted to ride.
Bicycle, tricycle, M1 tank,
And a tattooed, worn-out, ugly skank.

Whar funny button!!?? WHAR??

violentsalvation		2012-05-24 10:36:53 PM

Do not want.

basemetal		2012-05-24 10:39:24 PM

Generation_D		2012-05-24 11:19:57 PM

cracked out cum dumpster. TLC will probably give her a show soon.

Pokey.Clyde		2012-05-24 11:20:54 PM

First, let me say that I have nothing against tattoos. But some people just don't know when to stop.

Methadone Girls		2012-05-24 11:22:34 PM

I like tatoos. I just don't like that one...er...those ones.

Apos		2012-05-24 11:30:14 PM

DeltaPunch: [i.huffpost.com image 570x645]

Nice hairdo... is she auditioning for a Three's Company remake?

Not quite Mrs.Roper material. Perhaps as a distant and reviled cousin?

Pocket Ninja		2012-05-24 11:48:49 PM

It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.

A Terrible Human		2012-05-25 12:02:00 AM

Meh she looks a hell of a lot better than some of the meth addicts I know. The scariest damn one was a woman in her late 30's who looks like she's 70. Then there's the other one who was a crack and meth addict for twenty years,apparently still occasionally using meth even though she has COPD. She's the same age as my mom but looks 20 years older than her.

Party Boy		2012-05-25 12:08:21 AM

Pocket Ninja: It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.

Did this go through a few drafts? Its succinct and delicious.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-05-25 12:17:04 AM

violentsalvation: Do not want.

Yeah, but that is kinda her reaction to you as well. So what is the suprise?

God-is-a-Taco		2012-05-25 01:15:22 AM

She looks like she's about 2/3rds into one of those"Years of Meth" photo series.

criscodisco		2012-05-25 01:20:17 AM

I really hope this doesn't make her mad, because I love her, but does anyone else see Darkhorse23 in this picture?

Take away the neck tattoos, leave the shiat-eating grin, and BAM, you've got her.

violentsalvation		2012-05-25 01:21:47 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: violentsalvation: Do not want.

Yeah, but that is kinda her reaction to you as well. So what is the suprise?

Works for me.

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2012-05-25 01:41:05 AM

Pocket Ninja: It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.

Comments like this are why you show up in a nice pleasant green on my browser.

The_Sponge		2012-05-25 01:58:50 AM

I remember when Howard Stern told her to take it easy with the tattoos....and that was back in the late 90s/early 2000.

Don't Troll Me Bro!		2012-05-25 02:15:16 AM

Apos		2012-05-25 02:25:03 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: [cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com image 610x629]

Brilliant.

Ghastly		2012-05-25 02:32:30 AM

Klippoklondike: OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

This girl is only 43, it's the drugs making her look 55.

Yikes! Three years younger than me. Drugs are one hell of a drug.

Apos		2012-05-25 02:38:52 AM

Ghastly: Klippoklondike: OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

This girl is only 43, it's the drugs making her look 55.

Yikes! Three years younger than me. Drugs are one hell of a drug.

Indeed. Lindsay Lohan's a better looking 45.

Rik01		2012-05-25 04:29:34 AM

I never liked Jessie James. especially after watching that crappy reality TV show he was on 'Monster Garage.

I recall one episode where this highly skilled welder chick showed up and made this cool hood ornament for the thing they were working on. James shows up, pissed off about something, takes a chunk of metal and hammers the ornament off, which upset the girl but he didn't give a hoot.

His frequent temper tantrums on the show made me wonder how he managed to keep employees in real life in his custom motorcycle business. I'm rather surprised some of those big biker guys didn't just beat the krap out of him.

Then he was dating that HOT, HOT, HOT tattooed cutie from a tattoo show and, as usual, treated her like dirt.

His show is off the air now and I don't miss it. I don't care how much of a designer/builder genius he is, going through life treating folks like shiat is the mark of a scumbag.

doglover		2012-05-25 04:55:45 AM

She'd look fine with natural colored long hair and something covering that tattoo.

wandero		2012-05-25 05:52:22 AM

Call me crazy, but most of the former porn stars you see are living testaments to poor plastic surgery and don't really look like themselves anymore. I'm not crazy about the tattoos, but Janine looks fine. I was expecting a big-lipped alligator woman with torpedo tits.

Neondistraction		2012-05-25 06:06:10 AM

Skr		2012-05-25 06:06:52 AM

She reminds me of Sigourney Weaver in the article mugshot. She doesn't look horrible for 50.

I liked to listen to some Blink 182 occasionally. It was pop fluff but sometimes that is what is on the menu. Saw a few of their shows while going to watch other acts. It seemed like they kept trying to get a RHCP vibe on stage but they weren't cut out for it.

sleeper2995		2012-05-25 06:19:10 AM

Yeah I still would even with the tats

Alphax		2012-05-25 06:20:45 AM

She's 2 years older than me. But I have no grey, unless I stop shaving.

Though the thread would have the chart of acceptable tattoo locations. I'd post it myself, if I was at home.

moothemagiccow		2012-05-25 06:42:23 AM

She looked like a pile of makeup and some tits

DubyaHater		2012-05-25 06:48:29 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We see worse strung out grandmothers every week in the mugshot review/ She may make bad decisions, but she looks ok

/if you like lots of ink

I don't. Tattoos make me physically ill