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(Yahoo)   What's worse than proposing on live TV in front of millions? Being a big enough douche to advertise the jeweler during your proposal. "And, with the help of David Webb Jewelry, I have a way to make this fun last forever"   (music.yahoo.com) divider line 60
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2012-05-24 09:32:05 PM
Wow. Way to class things up, slick.
 
2012-05-24 09:33:22 PM
If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.
 
2012-05-24 09:35:29 PM
fark marriage.
 
2012-05-24 09:36:36 PM

Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.


No.
 
2012-05-24 09:39:14 PM
Who?
 
2012-05-24 09:40:20 PM
gross
 
2012-05-24 09:45:40 PM
Yeah...this was pretty much exactly what went through my head when that spewed from his mouth. "I love you, and I'm selling out to tell you how much I love you!'

AI is so desperate they are borrowing from The Bachelor now?
 
2012-05-24 09:46:13 PM
That is so lame! That is lamer than being really hungry and having no access to a delicious burger from Carl Jr's.
 
2012-05-24 09:53:36 PM
I really expect more integrity from former AI contestants who lip synced in promotional videos for Ford.
 
2012-05-24 09:53:48 PM
I would love to be typing this post on my new iPad.

...

*waiting*
 
2012-05-24 09:55:11 PM

Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.



Well yeah. Instead of throwing money away on a useless diamond, he gets it for free, she gets what she wants, and the money can be better spent on something like a great honeymoon or towards the cost of a house.
 
2012-05-24 09:57:46 PM

Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.


No. I wouldn't.
 
2012-05-24 09:58:21 PM

SevenizGud: Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.

No.


Are you a liar or an idiot?

rhiannon: Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.


Well yeah. Instead of throwing money away on a useless diamond, he gets it for free, she gets what she wants, and the money can be better spent on something like a great honeymoon or towards the cost of a house.


True.
 
2012-05-24 09:58:30 PM
Then
img2-2.timeinc.net


Now
www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2012-05-24 09:58:49 PM
I have to be at Gold's Gym(tm) in 23 minutes (according to my Timex(tm) watch).
 
Skr
2012-05-24 09:59:32 PM
It would be awesome if the lady was in on it from the beginning as well. Colluding with your partner to get a free ring out of a Jeweler is very romantic.


/I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin but I think fire is very romantic.
 
2012-05-24 10:02:06 PM

BeatrixK: Yeah...this was pretty much exactly what went through my head when that spewed from his mouth. "I love you, and I'm selling out to tell you how much I love you!'


I thought they both already made that point when he agreed to propose with the American Idol theme playing behind him.
 
2012-05-24 10:02:57 PM
Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen
 
2012-05-24 10:03:27 PM

SevenizGud: Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.

No.


Well, this is probably why women who marry the retarded don't get nice rings.

Depending on the ring, I'd mention the jeweler's name AND suck his dick. But only if people wouldn't find out about it. If it was publicized, I'd want a ring a year for the first 20 years, and a cache of diamonds for the 21st.
 
2012-05-24 10:03:28 PM
I knew people are watching me!

OregonVet: Wait- did the one guy on Idol proposing to his girl actually plug the jeweler during his proposal?

/*wraps head in tinfoil*
 
2012-05-24 10:04:21 PM
I don't see a problem with this. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-05-24 10:16:52 PM
That was so tacky, especially coming as it did at that point in the show, that point I call the Bulova Time of First AI Proposal. Bulova, available at fine shops everywhere.
 
2012-05-24 10:21:58 PM

texdent: Then



Now


This is literally the first time I laid eyes on the guy. Is he some sort of vampire or something?

Either way. Kill it with fire
 
2012-05-24 10:25:45 PM
So, what did you expect from AI and Fox...Class??
 
2012-05-24 10:28:15 PM

rhiannon: Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.


Well yeah. Instead of throwing money away on a useless diamond, he gets it for free, she gets what she wants, and the money can be better spent on something like a great honeymoon or towards the cost of a house.


Yeah, if you're proposing to a girl who needs that damn rock why not.

I get family heirlooms passed down, or a different precious stone without the cartel behind it, or man made even, but other than that...

/was proposed to once
//I would have said no anyway - I was gonna break it off that day actually - but that he thought I would want one, well.. I knew I called it right
///good times
 
2012-05-24 10:38:19 PM
What's worse than proposing on live TV in front of millions? Using a big enough douche on live TV to flood a swimming pool. Like your Mom.

Anyway, I swear, that's how I read it.
 
2012-05-24 10:44:11 PM
So when did David Webb get out of Oriental Studies and espionage and get into the jewelry biz?

That advert seems like an awful good way for Carlos the Jackal to find him.

Oh.
 
2012-05-24 10:44:46 PM
So, do they do that on the Bachelor? Because if they don't, you know the Producers are slapping their heads and going "Damnit, why didn't we think of that?"
 
2012-05-24 10:46:27 PM
I knew it was true love the first time you let me do you in the butt and we lubricated with Astroglide.

That's Astroglide. For when you give up the butt, but don't want to seem like a slut.

Astroglide. When I stick it in your pooper, and you take it like a trooper.

Astroglide. Spread open the cheeks and pug it in deep.

Astroglide. Right in the anus, could hardly contain us!

Astroglide. Avoid all the blisters when trying to fist her.

Astroglide. She'll never expect 'um to go in her rectum.

This post was sponsored by Trident Chewing Gum.
 
2012-05-24 10:54:28 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: rhiannon: Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.


Well yeah. Instead of throwing money away on a useless diamond, he gets it for free, she gets what she wants, and the money can be better spent on something like a great honeymoon or towards the cost of a house.

Yeah, if you're proposing to a girl who needs that damn rock why not.

I get family heirlooms passed down, or a different precious stone without the cartel behind it, or man made even, but other than that...

/was proposed to once
//I would have said no anyway - I was gonna break it off that day actually - but that he thought I would want one, well.. I knew I called it right
///good times


You sound like a barrel of laughs

/or fat
 
2012-05-24 10:55:01 PM

This non-post is sponsored by:


ecx.images-amazon.com

 
2012-05-24 10:56:47 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-24 11:01:42 PM
Eh, it's no where near as bad as naming your kid 'Turok', so I approve.
 
2012-05-24 11:05:22 PM

marcre3363: I knew it was true love the first time you let me do you in the butt and we lubricated with Astroglide.

That's Astroglide. For when you give up the butt, but don't want to seem like a slut.

Astroglide. When I stick it in your pooper, and you take it like a trooper.

Astroglide. Spread open the cheeks and pug it in deep.

Astroglide. Right in the anus, could hardly contain us!

Astroglide. Avoid all the blisters when trying to fist her.

Astroglide. She'll never expect 'um to go in her rectum.

This post was sponsored by Trident Chewing Gum.


You'd better trademark those.
 
2012-05-24 11:08:11 PM

rhiannon: Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.


Well yeah. Instead of throwing money away on a useless diamond, he gets it for free, she gets what she wants, and the money can be better spent on something like a great honeymoon or towards the cost of a house.


Or a divorce lawyer.
 
2012-05-24 11:46:57 PM
The whole concept was tacky. If I had asked my wife to marry me infront of a bunch of people and be embarrassingy like that, she would have said "fark off."

Makes you miss the days of that woman who said "no" to th guy at the sports event. She at least had some diginity and didn't need pressuring.
 
2012-05-25 12:00:36 AM

texdent: Then
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Now


www.hollywoodreporter.com

I wonder which of them takes longer to get their hair ready?
 
2012-05-25 12:00:38 AM
I'm sort of ashamed to say that I watched American Idol this season but does it count that I rolled my eyes and gave the finger when the audience applauded louder for Phillip Phillips than John Fogerty?

Anyway, I thought the proposal was sweet until he mentioned the jeweler's name. I don't really care if he got the ring for free and I'd be happy if my husband did the same but it was corny as shiat.
 
2012-05-25 12:02:49 AM

cygnusx13: StreetlightInTheGhetto: rhiannon: Atomic Spunk: If I could get a nice ring for doing nothing more than mentioning the jewelers name, I would do it. So would you.


Well yeah. Instead of throwing money away on a useless diamond, he gets it for free, she gets what she wants, and the money can be better spent on something like a great honeymoon or towards the cost of a house.

Yeah, if you're proposing to a girl who needs that damn rock why not.

I get family heirlooms passed down, or a different precious stone without the cartel behind it, or man made even, but other than that...

/was proposed to once
//I would have said no anyway - I was gonna break it off that day actually - but that he thought I would want one, well.. I knew I called it right
///good times

You sound like a barrel of laughs

/or fat


Yep, you nailed it. Wanting a commitment sans overpriced rock means I'm joyless and fat.

/SO decided he'll just drop that money on something fun and/or practical
//a diamond is neither
///one of the many reasons I love him
 
2012-05-25 12:04:45 AM

mialynneb: I'm sort of ashamed to say that I watched American Idol this season but does it count that I rolled my eyes and gave the finger when the audience applauded louder for Phillip Phillips than John Fogerty?

Anyway, I thought the proposal was sweet until he mentioned the jeweler's name. I don't really care if he got the ring for free and I'd be happy if my husband did the same but it was corny as shiat.


Phillip Phillips?

No, really, what's his name?
 
2012-05-25 12:10:08 AM

SweetSilverBlues: mialynneb: I'm sort of ashamed to say that I watched American Idol this season but does it count that I rolled my eyes and gave the finger when the audience applauded louder for Phillip Phillips than John Fogerty?

Anyway, I thought the proposal was sweet until he mentioned the jeweler's name. I don't really care if he got the ring for free and I'd be happy if my husband did the same but it was corny as shiat.

Phillip Phillips?

No, really, what's his name?


I love his screw drivers.
 
2012-05-25 12:30:57 AM
I am outraged!

s2.torbit.com
 
2012-05-25 12:31:38 AM
BUY COKE AND FORDS
 
2012-05-25 12:35:01 AM
People still buy rings and propose and all that crap?
 
2012-05-25 12:49:44 AM

DeltaPunch: People still buy rings and propose and all that crap?


yup, but I guess you're used to seeing your mom give it out for a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon while you go back to your basement and drown out the noise of the shame with the sound of your vinyl records .
 
2012-05-25 12:59:01 AM
Isn't that plugola?

"Plugola is the illicit business practice of endorsing a product or service on radio or television for personal gain, without the consent of the network or stations. "Pluggers" have been known to accept bribes of money, alcohol, or free products and services. This contrasts greatly from commercial sponsorship because the benefits of the endorsement go to the individual talent or programmers, while the stations and networks receive no revenue."

I'm no lawyer but I think it is since they didn't disclose the product as a part of the Idol show.
 
2012-05-25 01:20:56 AM

imfallen_angel: DeltaPunch: People still buy rings and propose and all that crap?

yup, but I guess you're used to seeing your mom give it out for a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon while you go back to your basement and drown out the noise of the shame with the sound of your vinyl records .


Oh, real classy, jerk. I'm just making a joke, and you have to go and trash PBR like that?
 
2012-05-25 01:49:37 AM
i would do this but the dymond must be at least 7 grand cost wise and tickets to the final NHL game must be included.

/not cannadian
// gf and me both love hockey
 
2012-05-25 02:38:36 AM
Wow that's lame.

We all know there is no better way to say, I love you than the gift of a spatula.

From Spatula City!

Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color!

Open 'til midnight!

In the yellow pages under "spatulas"!

Spatula City we sell spatulas and that's all!
 
2012-05-25 02:50:18 AM
Within five years, it'll be something like "and with the help of the American Attorneys of Matrimonial Law, I want to make this marriage stop forever!"
 
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