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(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)   Teen cancels order at taco stand. Naturally, someone tries to run him over   (caller.com) divider line 77
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2012-05-24 06:54:11 PM  
Pic of the suspect being questioned


www.celebrific.com
 
2012-05-24 07:10:34 PM  
"Instead of punching him he should have gave him taco-flavored kisses"
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-24 07:18:30 PM  
8:45am? Really?
 
2012-05-24 07:23:42 PM  

Ed Finnerty: 8:45am? Really?


Hey, it's never too early for tacos.

I have no idea why a canceled order would be a beating...
 
2012-05-24 07:33:26 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Ed Finnerty: 8:45am? Really?

Hey, it's never too early for tacos.

I have no idea why a canceled order would be a beating...


Kid probably waited until the taco truck guy already made his food before canceling.

/I don't get it either
 
2012-05-24 07:40:36 PM  

Ed Finnerty: 8:45am? Really?


My guess is he was ordering a breakfast burrito. Most taco stands offer those.

Still no excuse for chasing someone down and beating them.
 
2012-05-24 07:55:42 PM  
Tacos are serious business, folks.
 
2012-05-24 08:21:52 PM  
Breakfast burritos are serious biz, apparently?
 
2012-05-24 08:23:42 PM  
I would murder for a taco right now.
 
2012-05-24 08:23:57 PM  
Um,

Taco dude needs a reality check, man.

Teenagers are idiots sometimes, however, that does not give you the right to punch them in the face and/or kill them, dig?

That is all,

;)
 
2012-05-24 08:24:09 PM  
Was he eating Skittles?
 
2012-05-24 08:24:44 PM  
One does not simply cancel their taco order,
 
2012-05-24 08:26:25 PM  
"17-year-old man"

Does not compute.
 
2012-05-24 08:26:39 PM  
He doesn't sound fat. He noticed he was going to be late and thus chose 'school' over nasty fast food at an ungodly hour.
 
2012-05-24 08:27:09 PM  

th0rr: One does not simply cancel their taco order,


and especially on Taco Tuesday.
 
2012-05-24 08:28:16 PM  

Ed Finnerty: 8:45am? Really?


Never had a breakfast taco?
 
2012-05-24 08:30:40 PM  
Apparently the taco had tomatoes and sour cream, so the case will have to be heard in supreme court.
 
2012-05-24 08:31:30 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Apparently the taco had tomatoes and sour cream, so the case will have to be heard in supreme court.


+1
 
2012-05-24 08:32:54 PM  

basemetal: Tacos are serious business, folks.


That's how we roll in Corpus.
 
2012-05-24 08:33:42 PM  
"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

/Obscure?
 
2012-05-24 08:34:15 PM  

LeroyBourne: He doesn't sound fat. He noticed he was going to be late and thus chose 'school' over nasty fast food at an ungodly hour.


Taco Bell, Del Taco, Taco Time. Those businesses have nasty fast food. All the taco trucks I have been to have served much better fare. Doesn't excuse getting punched in the face for cancelling an order.
 
2012-05-24 08:35:19 PM  

CasperImproved: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

/Obscure?


Ummm.... Not at all.
 
2012-05-24 08:40:17 PM  
maybe the customer was eyeballing the 19-year-old's girlfriend's taco in her pants
 
2012-05-24 08:41:54 PM  

twoody: CasperImproved: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

/Obscure?

Ummm.... Not at all.


No shiat, it is one of the most quoted movies in Fark history and that jackass asks if it is obscure
 
2012-05-24 08:42:25 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

Guillermo Guacamole, Defender of the Honor of the Family Taco! Ai Yi Yi!!!
 
2012-05-24 08:42:37 PM  

crab66: "17-year-old man"

Does not compute.


www.thelocal.de

A 16-year-old man who does compute (the trajectory of a thrown ball bouncing off a wall).
 
2012-05-24 08:44:53 PM  

crab66: "17-year-old man"

Does not compute.



But you're right, especially since a female usually has to be 20 before she's referred to as a woman by the press.
 
2012-05-24 08:45:19 PM  

Snargi: LeroyBourne: He doesn't sound fat. He noticed he was going to be late and thus chose 'school' over nasty fast food at an ungodly hour.

Taco Bell, Del Taco, Taco Time. Those businesses have nasty fast food. All the taco trucks I have been to have served much better fare. Doesn't excuse getting punched in the face for cancelling an order.


I don't know about that. I'd rather eat at a Chipotle than taco hell etc, but I'm not going to lie to myself and say this isn't fast food or this is good for me. Fast food is fast food.
 
2012-05-24 08:45:49 PM  
YOU CANNOT SIMPLY CANCEL THE TACO!

/death to the denier of the taco
//taco
 
2012-05-24 08:46:06 PM  
LA Dodger fans are farked in the head. Stupid beaners...

God bless the intelligence and civility of San Francisco.
 
2012-05-24 08:47:01 PM  
Taco stand guy was on a bender.
 
2012-05-24 08:47:24 PM  
Yet another american job shoddily done by the messicans.
 
2012-05-24 08:47:47 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ed Finnerty: 8:45am? Really?

My guess is he was ordering a breakfast burrito. Most taco stands offer those.

Still no excuse for chasing someone down and beating them.


'Taco stand your ground' says otherwise.
 
2012-05-24 08:48:28 PM  
He canceled cause the guy wouldn't accept his $2 bill.
 
2012-05-24 08:51:23 PM  

Indubitably: Um,

Taco dude needs a reality check, man.

Teenagers are idiots sometimes, however, that does not give you the right to punch them in the face and/or kill them, dig?

That is all,

;)


Taco dude is also a teen.
 
2012-05-24 08:54:21 PM  

Ed Finnerty: 8:45am? Really?


Hey, it was probably a wrestler wanting to shed a few pounds. One Taco Cabana taco would probably let him drop a weight class.
 
2012-05-24 08:54:29 PM  
First of all, a tugjob doesn't come with fries or soda!
 
2012-05-24 08:57:06 PM  
Every taco truck I go to takes my money before they start on my order (except one where the owner knows me, so I guess I'm on the honor system with him.) Maybe taco dude should try that from now on.
 
2012-05-24 08:58:31 PM  

rappy: Indubitably: Um,

Taco dude needs a reality check, man.

Teenagers are idiots sometimes, however, that does not give you the right to punch them in the face and/or kill them, dig?

That is all,

;)

Taco dude is also a teen.


Teenagers fight, and they should have been taught differently and learned respect. While this/these one/s (?) didn't show any self-respect to him/themselves, he/they should grow the fark up, and be real man/men...

*phew*

;)
 
2012-05-24 08:58:42 PM  
Brown peoples' problems.
 
2012-05-24 09:01:38 PM  

crabsno termites: Brown peoples' problems.


Welcome to America forever, jackass...

;)

P.S. Melanin is melanin, man. Get over yourself. We have.
 
2012-05-24 09:01:42 PM  

TravisBickle62: twoody: CasperImproved: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

/Obscure?

Ummm.... Not at all.

No shiat, it is one of the most quoted movies in Fark history and that jackass asks if it is obscure


I could have asked for a cite (Better Off Dead), but anyone that calls a stranger a jackass, I really prefer not to ignore.
 
2012-05-24 09:02:52 PM  
one General Tso's taco
with extra Fire sauce

and a Panda Burger
 
2012-05-24 09:04:40 PM  

CasperImproved: TravisBickle62: twoody: CasperImproved: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

/Obscure?

Ummm.... Not at all.

No shiat, it is one of the most quoted movies in Fark history and that jackass asks if it is obscure

I could have asked for a cite (Better Off Dead), but anyone that calls a stranger a jackass, I really prefer not to ignore.


Nice laser placement.

Heh.

;)
 
2012-05-24 09:05:55 PM  
Oh sure, side with the kid. What the article didn't tell you is that he ordered a taco made with Tasmanian tiger and a dodo egg. After the owner invested huge amounts of money into DNA sequencing, the fickle kid changes his mind and leaves. How will the owner recoup his cost? What are the chances that another person is going to come by and order a Tasmanian tiger and dodo egg taco that early in the morning?
 
2012-05-24 09:08:40 PM  
Link
Everyone must get really mad at work at some point but he tried to run over a kid. That an uneven reaction for a cancelled burrito, no matter how early.
 
2012-05-24 09:09:36 PM  

Indubitably: CasperImproved: TravisBickle62: twoody: CasperImproved: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

/Obscure?

Ummm.... Not at all.

No shiat, it is one of the most quoted movies in Fark history and that jackass asks if it is obscure

I could have asked for a cite (Better Off Dead), but anyone that calls a stranger a jackass, I really prefer not to ignore.

Nice laser placement.

Heh.

;)


I was attempting a troll, you I'll toss back.

meh
 
2012-05-24 09:11:06 PM  

Indubitably: crabsno termites: Brown peoples' problems.

Welcome to America forever, jackass...

;)

P.S. Melanin is melanin, man. Get over yourself. We have.


THEY GOT OVER OUR JERBS!
 
2012-05-24 09:11:22 PM  
Wasn't this an episode of CSI?
 
2012-05-24 09:11:35 PM  

CasperImproved: Indubitably: CasperImproved: TravisBickle62: twoody: CasperImproved: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

/Obscure?

Ummm.... Not at all.

No shiat, it is one of the most quoted movies in Fark history and that jackass asks if it is obscure

I could have asked for a cite (Better Off Dead), but anyone that calls a stranger a jackass, I really prefer not to ignore.

Nice laser placement.

Heh.

;)

I was attempting a troll, you I'll toss back.

meh


Heh.

I'm gonna eat yer boat, man.

;)
 
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