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2012-05-25 01:00:42 AM
GeneralJim: Thanks for responding. I wrote his arse off as unteachable, but was feeling bad about it.

That's because outside of GOP talking points, there is nothing you can teach us.
 
2012-05-25 01:01:07 AM
Wow, the trolls are really coming out of the woodwork.
 
2012-05-25 01:02:49 AM
Fart_Machine: Wow, the trolls are really coming out of the woodwork.

Took them long enough, I was getting bored.
 
2012-05-25 01:03:32 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Sir, in the name of all that is holy, will you please stop trying to hypnotize our cameraman?"
 
2012-05-25 01:04:38 AM
erveek:
I have no intention of engaging Green Wall of Stupid on his terms. He said nothing worth responding to, and I see no need to abide by the rules of formal logic when insult was my exclusive intention.

Oh, so you were a cock on PURPOSE. Good job, carry on.
 
2012-05-25 01:05:20 AM
YELLOL: No, I did not. However, I do not feel that any of Chris Matthew's comments about Bush have risen to the level of his Obama "leg tingle" comment.

Of course not, you were probably as much of a kiss-ass for Bush as Matthews was.
 
2012-05-25 01:06:20 AM
www.thedailybeast.com

"So those, whitening strips, right? They really work?"
 
2012-05-25 01:06:37 AM
Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: pacified: Say what you will, Fartbongo gives a good speech. reads well from the teleprompter

here is him without it. when Letterman makes fun of a dem speaking, it ain't good.

.

What does it mean when he makes fun of Romney?


That is his normal schtick. He is 100% an 0bama fanatic

Lame deflection attempt....but but but Romney.
 
2012-05-25 01:07:28 AM
Fart_Machine: Wow, the trolls are really coming out of the woodwork.

They are going to be crawling this place like a mountain of worms until their dreamy leader is defeated. Because convincing other libs how right you are is going to make a diff.

And should dear leader win again, this place will be like an extra-gay San Francisco Rio party. With more worms.
 
2012-05-25 01:07:53 AM
rufus-t-firefly:
Color text is attention whoring. An ad hominem is giving the person attention (it's what a troll craves, after all), so it's a positive for both parties.

cdn.sheknows.com
Thanks for making it all about ME!

(Dumbass)
 
2012-05-25 01:08:01 AM
Mrtraveler01: Fart_Machine: Wow, the trolls are really coming out of the woodwork.

Took them long enough, I was getting bored.


Sorry, the conference call was reschedule AND it ran way late.

We all have this week's talking points now.
 
2012-05-25 01:08:27 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: pacified: Say what you will, Fartbongo gives a good speech. reads well from the teleprompter

here is him without it. when Letterman makes fun of a dem speaking, it ain't good.

.

What does it mean when he makes fun of Romney?

That is his normal schtick. He is 100% an 0bama fanatic

Lame deflection attempt....but but but Romney.


You're the guy making boring teleprompter and "uh" jokes. I mean after the walking gaffe machine that was Bush do you guys really have any room to talk?

God the trolls here are boring as hell tonight.
 
2012-05-25 01:11:22 AM
GeneralJim: rufus-t-firefly: Color text is attention whoring. An ad hominem is giving the person attention (it's what a troll craves, after all), so it's a positive for both parties.
[cdn.sheknows.com image 450x300]
Thanks for making it all about ME!

(Dumbass)


Says the guy who makes his text green to make it stand out.

Unless you were talking about yourself with that last post, then in that case continue on.
 
2012-05-25 01:11:38 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

"...note to self... fire guy responsible for booking guests..."
 
2012-05-25 01:12:15 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: Fart_Machine: Wow, the trolls are really coming out of the woodwork.

Took them long enough, I was getting bored.

Sorry, the conference call was reschedule AND it ran way late.

We all have this week's talking points now.


What kind of Bush League operation are you guys running over there?
 
2012-05-25 01:15:50 AM
www.chessbase.com

"Serious face stare-off....Ready? And...Go!"
 
2012-05-25 01:18:13 AM
i2.ytimg.com

Sir, according to my notes here, I am told that you are currently at home and that you have rage. Would you like to talk about that?"
 
2012-05-25 01:21:29 AM
Mrtraveler01: YELLOL: No, I did not. However, I do not feel that any of Chris Matthew's comments about Bush have risen to the level of his Obama "leg tingle" comment.

Of course not, you were probably as much of a kiss-ass for Bush as Matthews was.


You obviously recognize my point that none of Matthew's comments about Bush will never reach the same level at the "Obama leg tingle" thing and hate me for being the master of the obvious.

You will probably also hate me for pointing out that you pay rent or a mortgage while I own my own house.

Just remember, Obama will pay your mortgage or your rent if you vote for him again.

disclaimer: I knew what a worthless corrupt politician Obama was and right after he was elected but before he took office, I paid off my house note.
This doesn't mean much to you folks living in section 8 housing or just plain apartments but it does to me. I almost feel like I should thank Obama for bringing this shiatstorm to our country that made me pay off my house before he could take all of it's worth away. I don't care if my formally $500K house is only worth $300K or even nothing.

I think the USA should go back to only allowing property owners to vote. That should make the usual Fark radical liberal's heads start spinning around, heh.
 
2012-05-25 01:21:38 AM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

"So, Bill, any chance you could wrangle me an invite to the Playboy mansion?"

"Not a chance, Chris."
 
2012-05-25 01:22:07 AM
Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: pacified: Say what you will, Fartbongo gives a good speech. reads well from the teleprompter

here is him without it. when Letterman makes fun of a dem speaking, it ain't good.

.

What does it mean when he makes fun of Romney?

That is his normal schtick. He is 100% an 0bama fanatic

Lame deflection attempt....but but but Romney.

You're the guy making boring teleprompter and "uh" jokes. I mean after the walking gaffe machine that was Bush do you guys really have any room to talk?

God the trolls here are boring as hell tonight.


wtf are you talking about? I commented about someone else's comment about what a good speechifier he is.
Letterman made the uh jokes, not me.
don't be so butt hurt all the time.
 
2012-05-25 01:23:38 AM
YELLOL: Mrtraveler01: YELLOL: No, I did not. However, I do not feel that any of Chris Matthew's comments about Bush have risen to the level of his Obama "leg tingle" comment.

Of course not, you were probably as much of a kiss-ass for Bush as Matthews was.

You obviously recognize my point that none of Matthew's comments about Bush will never reach the same level at the "Obama leg tingle" thing and hate me for being the master of the obvious.

You will probably also hate me for pointing out that you pay rent or a mortgage while I own my own house.

Just remember, Obama will pay your mortgage or your rent if you vote for him again.

disclaimer: I knew what a worthless corrupt politician Obama was and right after he was elected but before he took office, I paid off my house note.
This doesn't mean much to you folks living in section 8 housing or just plain apartments but it does to me. I almost feel like I should thank Obama for bringing this shiatstorm to our country that made me pay off my house before he could take all of it's worth away. I don't care if my formally $500K house is only worth $300K or even nothing.

I think the USA should go back to only allowing property owners to vote. That should make the usual Fark radical liberal's heads start spinning around, heh.


You're not even trying anymore.

Can't we find any better trolls than this tonight? I know there's a holiday coming up but c'mon. It's like those days where TBS runs nothing but 2-star movies that people tried to forget.
 
2012-05-25 01:25:07 AM
i.ytimg.com

"So, Father, is the anal sex usually preceded by some kind of foreplay, you know, to get the kid aroused?"
 
2012-05-25 01:26:19 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: pacified: Say what you will, Fartbongo gives a good speech. reads well from the teleprompter

here is him without it. when Letterman makes fun of a dem speaking, it ain't good.

.

What does it mean when he makes fun of Romney?

That is his normal schtick. He is 100% an 0bama fanatic

Lame deflection attempt....but but but Romney.

You're the guy making boring teleprompter and "uh" jokes. I mean after the walking gaffe machine that was Bush do you guys really have any room to talk?

God the trolls here are boring as hell tonight.

wtf are you talking about? I commented about someone else's comment about what a good speechifier he is.
Letterman made the uh jokes, not me.
don't be so butt hurt all the time.


Like I said you think Obama has terrible speaking skills compared to this?

Link

That's the part I find funny. I just love how much you guys try to make Obama sound like a bumbling gaffe machine while trying to forget the guy who was in office before him.
 
2012-05-25 01:29:30 AM
media.philly.com

"To address this issue, I've set up outside less than thirty blocks from Harlem, and invited two Negroes for their perspective."
 
2012-05-25 01:34:17 AM
jodyewing.com

"Ha-ha, yeah, I bet you do like 'em king-sized...."
 
2012-05-25 01:35:04 AM
Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: pacified: Say what you will, Fartbongo gives a good speech. reads well from the teleprompter

here is him without it. when Letterman makes fun of a dem speaking, it ain't good.

.

What does it mean when he makes fun of Romney?

That is his normal schtick. He is 100% an 0bama fanatic

Lame deflection attempt....but but but Romney.

You're the guy making boring teleprompter and "uh" jokes. I mean after the walking gaffe machine that was Bush do you guys really have any room to talk?

God the trolls here are boring as hell tonight.

wtf are you talking about? I commented about someone else's comment about what a good speechifier he is.
Letterman made the uh jokes, not me.
don't be so butt hurt all the time.

Like I said you think Obama has terrible speaking skills compared to this?

Link

That's the part I find funny. I just love how much you guys try to make Obama sound like a bumbling gaffe machine while trying to forget the guy who was in office before him.


you really are pathetic. but, but, but Bush as if Bush is the gold standard for everything that you want to measure 0bama against.

uh, uh, uh, uh, he has terrible off the cuff speaking skills for someone I expect as a President.

Okay, you want to hold Bush up as the standard. Okay! 0bama is the second worse President for off the cuff speaking!
but, but, but, BUSH!!

there, happy now.

You get so butt hurt so easily when someone points out a weakness of Dear Leader....but...but...but Bush...butthurt.

you fanboys are really pathetic tonight. Glad I am getting overtime!
 
2012-05-25 01:39:54 AM
I really wonder what right wing pundit puts out all the Chris Matthews hate, because these guys are all GRRRR HRRRR STAMPA STAMPA over him.
 
2012-05-25 01:41:44 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: You get so butt hurt so easily when someone points out a weakness of Dear Leader....but...but...but Bush...butthurt.

Sweetie, if anyone is butthurt it's you. I'm just telling it like it is. Not my fault you get hysterical when I point out how silly your criticism is.
 
2012-05-25 01:42:13 AM
media.eyeblast.org

"So, we got three hours to kill... hummm..."

"Chris, the answer is still no and stop staring at me and licking your lips like that."
 
2012-05-25 01:43:30 AM
Hehe, he actually said that.
 
2012-05-25 01:43:46 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: you really are pathetic. but, but, but Bush as if Bush is the gold standard for everything that you want to measure 0bama against.

We only use him as the standard because while you criticize Obama for every little thing he did, when Bush did the same exact thing, you guys did nothing but kissed the ground he walked on.

Just pointing out how hypocritical you guys are is all. No need to get butthurt about it.
 
2012-05-25 01:44:19 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Glad I am getting overtime!

Drew pays his trolls?
 
2012-05-25 01:44:21 AM
spamdog: I really wonder what right wing pundit puts out all the Chris Matthews hate,

why do people keep using the word "hate" instead of "laughter". You can laugh at a person and the stupid things they say without hating them.

do people on the left have such thin skin that they have to feel hated and persecuted when someone laughs at something stupid that they say?
 
2012-05-25 01:45:59 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: why do people keep using the word "hate" instead of "laughter".

Because republicans keep using the word "joke" when people point out that they're being hateful.
 
2012-05-25 01:46:04 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: You can laugh at a person and the stupid things they say without hating them.

Awww. that's how I feel about you. :)
 
2012-05-25 01:47:40 AM
Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: you really are pathetic. but, but, but Bush as if Bush is the gold standard for everything that you want to measure 0bama against.

We only use him as the standard because while you criticize Obama for every little thing he did, when Bush did the same exact thing, you guys did nothing but kissed the ground he walked on.

No. You are delusional. Your only defense to something stupid 0bama does is "but, but, but, Bush". You can't look at that uh video and say "yeah, that was not a good performance"

Just pointing out how hypocritical you guys are is all. .


what the fark are you talking about? when did I ever say that Bush was a great speaker?
 
2012-05-25 01:48:03 AM
HotWingConspiracy: King said that the answer depended on each network's brand. "You know if you're watching Fox in primetime or MSNBC in primetime, you know what you're watching," he said. "I do think for those of us who want to be in the middle and have all sides, we have a challenge too to make those conversations more provocative."

King failed to mention that CNN is biased towards sucking ass.


too true
 
2012-05-25 01:51:05 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: you really are pathetic. but, but, but Bush as if Bush is the gold standard for everything that you want to measure 0bama against.

We only use him as the standard because while you criticize Obama for every little thing he did, when Bush did the same exact thing, you guys did nothing but kissed the ground he walked on.

No. You are delusional. Your only defense to something stupid 0bama does is "but, but, but, Bush". You can't look at that uh video and say "yeah, that was not a good performance"

Just pointing out how hypocritical you guys are is all. .

what the fark are you talking about? when did I ever say that Bush was a great speaker?


C'mon man be honest, did you guys give Bush as much crap for his gaffes as you gave Obama for his?
 
2012-05-25 02:01:36 AM
spamdog: I really wonder what right wing pundit puts out all the Chris Matthews hate, because these guys are all GRRRR HRRRR STAMPA STAMPA over him.

He is, to them, the liberal boogie-man they so want every liberal to be. He is the epitome of everything they imagine to hate about people they claim to know, and hate, yet know nothing about. Quite simply: they need something to hate. Not much more to it than that.
Its just getting really sad now. It is becoming more and more obvious how much they hate themselves what with all the projection and vitriol which only serves to highlight their contempt for their fellow man. They want a war. They want a fight, by any means necessary, even if it means its with their fellow countrymen. To prove how much they "love" something.
 
2012-05-25 02:04:02 AM
VJStinger: spamdog: I really wonder what right wing pundit puts out all the Chris Matthews hate, because these guys are all GRRRR HRRRR STAMPA STAMPA over him.

He is, to them, the liberal boogie-man they so want every liberal to be. He is the epitome of everything they imagine to hate about people they claim to know, and hate, yet know nothing about. Quite simply: they need something to hate. Not much more to it than that.
Its just getting really sad now. It is becoming more and more obvious how much they hate themselves what with all the projection and vitriol which only serves to highlight their contempt for their fellow man. They want a war. They want a fight, by any means necessary, even if it means its with their fellow countrymen. To prove how much they "love" something.


Nothing to do but just sit back and laugh at everything and everyone.
 
2012-05-25 02:04:58 AM
Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: you really are pathetic. but, but, but Bush as if Bush is the gold standard for everything that you want to measure 0bama against.

We only use him as the standard because while you criticize Obama for every little thing he did, when Bush did the same exact thing, you guys did nothing but kissed the ground he walked on.

No. You are delusional. Your only defense to something stupid 0bama does is "but, but, but, Bush". You can't look at that uh video and say "yeah, that was not a good performance"

Just pointing out how hypocritical you guys are is all. .

what the fark are you talking about? when did I ever say that Bush was a great speaker?

C'mon man be honest, did you guys give Bush as much crap for his gaffes as you gave Obama for his?


Well, in fairness, Bush gave us so many. Republicans have to cherish the ones they get from this president. It's why they're still saying "57 states! LOLDERP!" at every opportunity.

It's all they have.
 
2012-05-25 02:08:55 AM
media.salon.com

"So, token black guy, can you tell us the feelings resonating in the black community regarding this issue?"

msnbcmedia3.msn.com

"Well, Chris, I'm glad you asked. You see, bl-"

www.mediaite.com

"And that's all the time we have for this edition of Hardball. I'm Chris Matthews."
 
2012-05-25 02:09:03 AM
Mrtraveler01: VJStinger: spamdog: I really wonder what right wing pundit puts out all the Chris Matthews hate, because these guys are all GRRRR HRRRR STAMPA STAMPA over him.

He is, to them, the liberal boogie-man they so want every liberal to be. He is the epitome of everything they imagine to hate about people they claim to know, and hate, yet know nothing about. Quite simply: they need something to hate. Not much more to it than that.
Its just getting really sad now. It is becoming more and more obvious how much they hate themselves what with all the projection and vitriol which only serves to highlight their contempt for their fellow man. They want a war. They want a fight, by any means necessary, even if it means its with their fellow countrymen. To prove how much they "love" something.

Nothing to do but just sit back and laugh at everything and everyone.


Sadly. Just the folly of man unfolding before our eyes. The only thing one can do is sit back and laugh.
 
2012-05-25 02:23:33 AM
DeltaPunch: I like Chris Matthews. He's a Pennsylvania conservative, and a lifelong Republican. The people who dismiss him as a "liberal" partisan hack are the same people that dismiss any compromising or thinking Republican as a RINO.


Um, no.

/Used to like Chris Matthews.
//Back in the late 90s/early 2000s.
 
2012-05-25 02:24:47 AM
erveek:
GeneralJim: Gyrfalcon: GeneralJim: erveek: Oh look, the wall of green idiocy is here.

Oh, look, a Matthews-level response. Nice evasion and ad hom, dumbass.

Oh, look, a Matthews-level response to a response.

INFINITE RECURSION DETECTED. MOST RECENT JACKASS IGNORED.

Green text not attention-whorey enough. Proceeding to all caps.

And it sure works, apparently....

/ One more jackass takes the bait... again.
 
2012-05-25 02:30:45 AM
YELLOL:
Was that supposed to be clever?

Nah. Too close to the exact truth for teh funny. Mildly ironic, perhaps.
 
2012-05-25 02:31:09 AM
GeneralJim: erveek: GeneralJim: Gyrfalcon: GeneralJim: erveek: Oh look, the wall of green idiocy is here.

Oh, look, a Matthews-level response. Nice evasion and ad hom, dumbass.

Oh, look, a Matthews-level response to a response.

INFINITE RECURSION DETECTED. MOST RECENT JACKASS IGNORED.

Green text not attention-whorey enough. Proceeding to all caps.
And it sure works, apparently....

/ One more jackass takes the bait... again.


All caps proved insufficient, I see. People are talking about other farkers. Can't have that.

Do attention whores consider Fark to be an attention brothel? Or is it more of an attention red light district? Is Drew an attention pimp?
 
2012-05-25 02:33:26 AM
Mrtraveler01:
GeneralJim: Thanks for responding. I wrote his arse off as unteachable, but was feeling bad about it.

That's because outside of GOP talking points, there is nothing you can teach us.

Oh, another news flash from the 'rents' basement. I can hardly wait.
 
2012-05-25 02:33:58 AM
Holy crap. I'm an attention John.
 
2012-05-25 02:38:55 AM
Mrtraveler01:
Thanks for making it all about ME!

(Dumbass)


Says the guy who makes his text green to make it stand out.

Unless you were talking about yourself with that last post, then in that case continue on

You're not the sharpest cotton ball in the bag, are you?
 
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