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(FilmDrunk)   Woman who received brain injuries from "Transformers 3" gets $18.5 million. Now would be a good time for a class-action lawsuit   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 57
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2012-05-24 04:53:06 PM
Nice one,subby. +1
 
2012-05-24 04:59:38 PM
Just brain damage filming a movie?

static.dramastyle.com

You got lucky kid.
 
2012-05-24 05:18:29 PM
Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?
 
2012-05-24 05:42:36 PM

dletter: Just brain damage filming a movie?

[static.dramastyle.com image 270x400]

You got lucky kid.


What's that up in the road...a head?
 
2012-05-24 05:42:53 PM

doglover: Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?



I don't recall hearing or reading such reports forBattlefield Earth,Waterworld or The Wicker Man. Got any data to back that up?
 
2012-05-24 05:45:46 PM
Who wasn't brain damaged from Transformers 3?

/not me
//I was protected by a flask of Jagermeister
///three of them
 
2012-05-24 06:24:07 PM
I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.
 
2012-05-24 06:29:23 PM

Apos: doglover: Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?


I don't recall hearing or reading such reports forBattlefield Earth,Waterworld or The Wicker Man. Got any data to back that up?


There was some bullshiat car movie on Monster Vision back in the day where a crew member bought it,
 
2012-05-24 06:34:41 PM
Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?
 
2012-05-24 06:35:03 PM

doglover: Apos: doglover: Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?


I don't recall hearing or reading such reports forBattlefield Earth,Waterworld or The Wicker Man. Got any data to back that up?

There was some bullshiat car movie on Monster Vision back in the day where a crew member bought it,


Still, The Crow wasn't that much.

But if you want to talk dangerous, let's talk Spider-Man: The Shameless Attempt to Exploit the Brand, the Musical.
 
2012-05-24 06:50:25 PM
I feel brain damaged for buying that big ass box set. What a brain damaged dumb asshole I am. Man, I came to the realization after teh fact that I cannot watch the movies anymore. They are so bad.

I'm a dumb dumb brain damaged asshole.

/true to oneself
 
2012-05-24 06:54:39 PM
Wow, that's a farked up story. I'm always doubtful when people sue for millions of dollars, but this lady totally deserves the millions she's (theoretically) getting.
 
2012-05-24 06:57:24 PM

doglover: why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?


Ben-Hur wasn't that bad.
 
2012-05-24 06:59:59 PM

gopher321: dletter: Just brain damage filming a movie?

[static.dramastyle.com image 270x400]

You got lucky kid.

What's that up in the road...a head?


Twilight Zone: The Movie

Not a bad movie but not as good as the tv series.
 
2012-05-24 07:02:46 PM
Crap,my post above was aimed at this post:

doglover

Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?
 
2012-05-24 07:10:19 PM
It wasnt as bad as the second one. Although thats not saying much...
 
2012-05-24 07:14:59 PM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

Does the brain damage require that she only be filmed in the dark with a night vision lens?

And HOLY SH*T, did anyone notice the picture of Matthew Fox at the top?
 
2012-05-24 07:16:02 PM

doglover: Apos: doglover: Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?


I don't recall hearing or reading such reports forBattlefield Earth,Waterworld or The Wicker Man. Got any data to back that up?

There was some bullshiat car movie on Monster Vision back in the day where a crew member bought it,


Ahhh....Joe Bob Briggs and company. You're taking me back,bro.
 
2012-05-24 07:25:27 PM

Apos: doglover: Apos: doglover: Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?


I don't recall hearing or reading such reports forBattlefield Earth,Waterworld or The Wicker Man. Got any data to back that up?

There was some bullshiat car movie on Monster Vision back in the day where a crew member bought it,

Ahhh....Joe Bob Briggs and company. You're taking me back,bro.


Your Nostalgia-Fu is strong.
 
2012-05-24 07:27:36 PM

doglover: Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?


Tell that to Jett.

/...damn... I'm going to hell, aren't I?
 
2012-05-24 07:38:55 PM
18.5 mill, isn't that more than the movie grossed?
You destroy one human life and loose all your profit, what's this country coming to?
This is why Baliwood is getting all our jobs.


/jk
//good for her... kinda.
 
2012-05-24 07:44:32 PM

Apos: doglover: Apos: doglover:

There was some bullshiat car movie on Monster Vision back in the day where a crew member bought it,

Ahhh....Joe Bob Briggs and company. You're taking me back,bro.


Man, I miss that show. Briggs is awesome.
 
2012-05-24 07:45:26 PM
She's very cute, I'll let the duck lips slide this time.
 
2012-05-24 07:52:00 PM

SweetSilverBlues: Apos: doglover: Apos: doglover: Good. I hope it helps her.

Companies should take care of people killed doing their shiat.


Also, why is it that the shiattiest movies tend to have the highest mortality rates?


I don't recall hearing or reading such reports forBattlefield Earth,Waterworld or The Wicker Man. Got any data to back that up?

There was some bullshiat car movie on Monster Vision back in the day where a crew member bought it,

Ahhh....Joe Bob Briggs and company. You're taking me back,bro.

Your Nostalgia-Fu is strong.


*Bows slightly* You're too kind.
 
2012-05-24 07:52:58 PM

fusillade762: Apos: doglover: Apos: doglover:

There was some bullshiat car movie on Monster Vision back in the day where a crew member bought it,

Ahhh....Joe Bob Briggs and company. You're taking me back,bro.

Man, I miss that show. Briggs is awesome.


Yes...Yes he was.
 
2012-05-24 08:09:20 PM

fusillade762: [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 600x338]

Does the brain damage require that she only be filmed in the dark with a night vision lens?

And HOLY SH*T, did anyone notice the picture of Matthew Fox at the top?


I think that was a before picture. I doubt any of us want to see the after picture if she's missing a third of her head.
 
2012-05-24 08:13:25 PM
My dad had to have his skull cut open, and have a large section of his brain removed due to swelling. I had a chance to see him before they put the skull piece back in. It's a very, very disturbing.
 
2012-05-24 08:14:00 PM

Ishkur: Who wasn't brain damaged from Transformers 3?

/not me
//I was protected by a flask of Jagermeister
///three of them


Damn, that's hardcore. All I ever smuggle in is a pint of vodka.
 
2012-05-24 08:28:31 PM

GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.


Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?
 
2012-05-24 09:08:11 PM

Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?


Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.
 
2012-05-24 09:11:33 PM

A Terrible Human: Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?


I would guess something like this...
helablog.com

\minus the beard
 
2012-05-24 09:13:07 PM

Tellingthem: A Terrible Human: Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?

I would guess something like this...
[helablog.com image 485x296]

\minus the beard


Jesus, man, WTF? Don't you need that part of your head?
 
2012-05-24 09:15:17 PM

Mugato: Tellingthem: A Terrible Human: Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?

I would guess something like this...
[helablog.com image 485x296]

\minus the beard

Jesus, man, WTF? Don't you need that part of your head?


You would think. Well, in his case maybe not so much.
 
2012-05-24 09:17:01 PM

GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.


ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis
 
2012-05-24 09:23:17 PM

Tellingthem: A Terrible Human: Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?

I would guess something like this...
[helablog.com image 485x296]

\minus the beard


Holy shiat is there any back story to that? Damn we're amazing animals to be able to survive through stuff like that.
 
2012-05-24 09:30:08 PM

Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics


And a hit counter, just to watch it explode from that post.
 
2012-05-24 09:30:27 PM

Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis


married... need to change that
 
2012-05-24 09:32:26 PM

Mike Chewbacca: his lady totally deserves the millions she's (theoretically) getting.


Why is it theoretical, it says in plain text their lawyers contacted hers and came to an agreement. They probably had a check with them.
 
2012-05-24 09:34:46 PM

A Terrible Human: Tellingthem: A Terrible Human: Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?

I would guess something like this...
[helablog.com image 485x296]

\minus the beard

Holy shiat is there any back story to that? Damn we're amazing animals to be able to survive through stuff like that.


no idea, I just remember that mugshot getting posted here before. Here are a few more people that lived after losing a big chunk of their head. Link
 
2012-05-24 09:36:45 PM
She's now in the target demographic for the Transformer movies.
 
2012-05-24 09:36:58 PM

GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis

married... need to change that


And add some pics, don't forget that.
 
2012-05-24 10:07:57 PM

Tellingthem: A Terrible Human: Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?

I would guess something like this...
[helablog.com image 485x296]

\minus the beard


Her head is probably normal, because you can get skull reconstruction.
 
2012-05-24 10:21:21 PM

Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis

married... need to change that

And add some pics, don't forget that.


There ya go
 
2012-05-24 10:28:19 PM

GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis

married... need to change that

And add some pics, don't forget that.

There ya go


Good job....You are now farkified, forever to be judged by the basement masses.

/Don't listen to most of them
//They're full of crap
 
2012-05-24 10:48:23 PM

Remarkable_Anus: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis

married... need to change that

And add some pics, don't forget that.

There ya go

Good job....You are now farkified, forever to be judged by the basement masses.

/Don't listen to most of them
//They're full of crap


I've been around Fark for a loooooong time. Back in the days of my bj lessons and all. It was all in good fun. Lots of fun :-) I even made it through the masses who were sure that I was a man. And all the nasty that came from that. I even did my time in Ban Camp too. I do hope the new comments include at least a few nice ones. It has been a long time since I have heard anything nice about me. I am getting stronger everyday. Moving towards a happier and healthier life where I don't have to be hurt. I have learned that I have a lot more strength in me than I ever thought. I just hope that I can find someone who will appreciate me.
 
2012-05-24 11:01:04 PM

GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis

married... need to change that

And add some pics, don't forget that.

There ya go


Excellent. I'll change your label to "tall, redhead, 38G"
 
2012-05-24 11:17:24 PM

A Terrible Human: Tellingthem: A Terrible Human: Is it morbid that I want to see how she looks now missing a third of the top of her head?

I would guess something like this...
[helablog.com image 485x296]

\minus the beard

Holy shiat is there any back story to that? Damn we're amazing animals to be able to survive through stuff like that.


He wasn't wearing his seatbelt, and crashed while drunk-driving a stolen car and went through the windshield.

Carlos "Halfy" Rodriguez
 
2012-05-24 11:36:17 PM

Sgt Otter: He wasn't wearing his seatbelt, and crashed while drunk-driving a stolen car and went through the windshield.


Knew a fellow like that, He had issues and tried to kill himself by throwing himself head first down some concrete stairs.
Ended up with half a head like Carlos there, except he was missing the right half instead of the front half.
He's in state custoday has to be taken care of the rest of his life, can be very uncontrollable and would even walk up to people and start rubbing his genitals on them. You always had to keep on eye on him.
/wishes I was joking
 
2012-05-24 11:39:41 PM

Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: Cuthbert Allgood: GGracie: I am still waiting to hear about a lawsuit from the seizure Twilight movie.

Funny, I have you farkied as "penis slicing crazy biatch"

//What did you do in a previous thread?

Penis slicing crazy biatch? But I love the penis... except for the penis that hurt me. I have a penis that hurt me. It hurt me bad :-( Actually, the owner :-( I would love to find an owner of a penis that doesn't like to hurt women. Especially an owner that appreciates a woman of many talents ;-) I am just a little afraid of penis owners right now because I don't know which ones don't yell and hurt women and children. I would appreciate one that likes to be loved and taken care of like a man deserves to be. 5'10' 38 G redhead, Christina Hendrick's sister looks, doesn't nag, cooks anything, smart, loves video games, sci-fi, gardening, funny movies, still gets carded, much more.

ok...

Your profile needs pics
and it says you're married...

/owns a penis

married... need to change that

And add some pics, don't forget that.

There ya go

Excellent. I'll change your label to "tall, redhead, 38G"


Perfect, my love :-)
But don't forget very sweet and loves to cook :-) And I understand ;-)...

2.asset.soup.io
;-) :-p
 
2012-05-24 11:51:36 PM

Sgt Otter: He wasn't wearing his seatbelt, and crashed while drunk-driving a stolen car and went through the windshield.

Carlos "Halfy" Rodriguez



Yeah I found a video of him smoking a blunt. At least he's leading a somewhat normal life considering his head injuries. He'd be a good person to use in a PSA for wearing a seatbelt or against drunk driving.
 
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