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(Slate)   You know those two 85-year-old women who sit at a table when you go to vote? The GOP wants to allow them to throw away your ballot   (slate.com) divider line 233
    More: Scary, GOP, poll worker, Ohio Supreme Court, Ohio, Dahlia Lithwick, American Legislative Exchange Council, Ohio Senate, United States federal judge  
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2012-05-24 01:17:44 PM
You know those black women who stand in line with you when you vote? The GOP wants to throw away their vote.
 
2012-05-24 01:26:50 PM
vernonFL: You know those black women anyone who isn't a christian land owning white male who stand in line with you when you vote? The GOP wants to throw away their vote.


/ftfy
 
2012-05-24 01:29:47 PM
No.
 
2012-05-24 01:33:20 PM
it will never work. old people never throw anything away.
 
2012-05-24 01:36:18 PM
As indicated in the story, the GOP-controlled legislature passed a bill last year imposing a series of restrictions on voting. After opponents started an initiative campaign for a ballot issue -- and demonstrated they would get tens of thousands more signatures than needed to get on the ballot -- the legislature passed a bill rescinding most of the provisions of the previous bill.

But most =/= all, so the ballot issue proponents have filed suit to force a referendum. Problem is, the Ohio Supreme Court is 6/7 Republican.
 
2012-05-24 01:39:37 PM
Republicans must be so proud to be part of the party that does whatever it can to dissuade Americans from voting.

So goddamn patriotic it makes my heart ache.
 
2012-05-24 01:46:54 PM
The number of people who will unable to vote because of the various measures of those few patriotic Republicans will be insignificant compared to the illegal voters who will not get their opportunity to subvert democracy.

They need to keep up by the good work and no be dissuaded by arguments that democracy is better served by encouraging participation, not discouraging. Besides who are people like me to point that out, they invented democracy, after all. They also fully understand the idea that you cannot have freedom if it doesn't benefit you personally.
 
2012-05-24 01:50:23 PM
Someone needs to build a time machine quick so we can see Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt beating the ever-loving shiat out of the leaders of the modern GOP.
 
2012-05-24 01:54:36 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Someone needs to build a time machine quick so we can see Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt beating the ever-loving shiat out of the leaders of the modern GOP.

Step 1) Introduce Teddy Roosevelt to the M249 light machine gun
Step 2) Give him a run-down of what the modern GOP has been doing for the past 30 years
Step 3) Let him go to town
 
2012-05-24 01:56:22 PM
Lando Lincoln: Republicans must be so proud to be part of the party that does whatever it can to dissuade Americans from voting.

So goddamn patriotic it makes my heart ache.


Republicans: If you don't vote for them, then you shouldn't get the vote. USA, USA, USA!
 
2012-05-24 02:10:58 PM
I'd make a Nazi comparison, but the Nazis (until taking power in 1933) accepted the election results of the German people.

/For once, Godwin's Law doesn't apply because the Nazis were less extreme than the contemporary GOP
//Vote Republican anyway
 
2012-05-24 02:12:04 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Someone needs to build a time machine quick so we can see Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt beating the ever-loving shiat out of the leaders of the modern GOP.

B-b-b-b-but republicans dress up in those costumes.

www.superpoop.com
 
2012-05-24 02:18:34 PM
but new black panther ACORNs helping illegals fraudulently vote are the real problem
 
2012-05-24 02:28:26 PM
Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

/DemocracyKaren is tired
 
2012-05-24 02:32:17 PM
what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired


i'm sorry, i can't really tell what's going on in that pic, can you please repost it in a larger size?
 
2012-05-24 02:37:15 PM
thomps: i'm sorry, i can't really tell what's going on in that pic, can you please repost it in a larger size?

I haven't the foggiest idea how to change the size of a picture.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-24 02:39:25 PM
In legislation proposed last year (and withdrawn after it was poised to be rejected by a voter referendum), another provision would bar poll workers from helping voters find the correct precinct if they showed up at the wrong place. That's right. A proposed GOP reform would ensure that poll workers have no obligation to tell you anything at all if you ask them a question pertaining to precisely the thing they are meant to do-facilitate voting. The language Ohio Republicans tried to insert into the omnibus voting law would provide that "it is the duty of the individual casting the ballot to ensure that the individual is casting that ballot in the correct precinct."

Unfarkingbelievable. The sole reason for this is for GOP workers at the polls to be able to guide white men to the right place while simultaneously informing minorities and women that it is their obligation to find the correct precinct. There is absolutely no other reason to have worded it this way.
 
2012-05-24 02:42:00 PM
thomps: what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired

i'm sorry, i can't really tell what's going on in that pic, can you please repost it in a larger size?


She's a cyborg election official who has come to disqualify your vote?
 
2012-05-24 02:44:52 PM
what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired


I love that sweater.
 
2012-05-24 02:46:31 PM
Hate Democracy?

Vote GOP!!
 
2012-05-24 02:52:20 PM
Why aren't there throngs of people in the streets waving torches and pitchforks?
 
2012-05-24 03:00:19 PM
xanadian: Why aren't there throngs of people in the streets waving torches and pitchforks?

JLo might quit American Idol and there's probably a missing white girl.. somewhere. So people have a lot of things on their mind
 
2012-05-24 03:02:34 PM
what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired



I was actually going to say something about how you'd be amused at this, but it's against the rules to mention a Farker before they post in the thread.
 
2012-05-24 03:03:08 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired

I love that sweater.


You would stretch it out.

(Don't let her borrow clothes)
 
2012-05-24 03:10:21 PM
what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired


anyway, I resized your picture for you free of charge:

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-24 03:17:54 PM
xanadian: Why aren't there throngs of people in the streets waving torches and pitchforks?

Because holding torches and pitchforks are felonies and you can't get job/keep your job if you've been arrested for a felony.
 
2012-05-24 03:20:35 PM
fark. YOU. GOP. I hope your genitals rot.
 
2012-05-24 03:22:33 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: I love that sweater.

Thank you. The fire house/poling station is FREEZING in the winter, especially when they open the doors to take the trucks out, so I was wrapped in layers.

Because People in power are Stupid: You would stretch it out.

(Don't let her borrow clothes)


that's....really mean.
 
2012-05-24 03:22:41 PM
It's super funny because the only time I ever heard a legitimate case of voter fraud influencing an important election was when Bush was elected in 2000.

Which was accomplished by throwing away ballots and using a judge to appoint the person who didn't win the actual majority vote.
 
2012-05-24 03:23:14 PM
what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired


How in the hell did you think posting a picture of yourself on FARK was a good idea?
 
2012-05-24 03:23:44 PM
Corvus: How in the hell did you think posting a picture of yourself on FARK was a good idea?

apparently, you've never been in TFD.
 
2012-05-24 03:25:43 PM
what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired


So the right one is named Karen. Why is the left one named I voted?
 
2012-05-24 03:26:02 PM
Lando Lincoln: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Someone needs to build a time machine quick so we can see Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt beating the ever-loving shiat out of the leaders of the modern GOP.

Step 1) Introduce Teddy Roosevelt to the M249 light machine gun
Step 2) Give him a run-down of what the modern GOP has been doing for the past 30 years
Step 3) Let him go to town


I feel all warm and fuzzy after reading that.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/TR 2012
 
2012-05-24 03:27:27 PM
And of course, they'll be sure to staff the voting places of Democratic-leaning areas with the worst staff they can find.

We know this because they do the same with voting machines: give the crap to the non-GOP zones.

But nobody worry, the GOP isn't blatantly dragging us towards a fascist state. They're just doing everything possible to APPEAR to be doing so.
 
2012-05-24 03:27:28 PM
what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired


I was an election official in 2004. I was the only male working at my particular voting place, and the youngest one there by at least 20 years. Was 33 at the time. Had a bunch of elderly Republican women calling me their favorite Democrat in no time..
 
2012-05-24 03:27:41 PM
Corvus: How in the hell did you think posting a picture of yourself on FARK was a good idea?

Note how the knees are conveniently cropped out of the photo. Hiding a certain amount of...sharpness, perchance?
 
2012-05-24 03:30:24 PM
Republicans, please answer me this, how does it feel to always be on the wrong side of every social/economic/political issue? Personally, I'd find it very discouraging, but you must have some secret for dealing with it because you seem to almost enjoy it.
 
2012-05-24 03:30:37 PM
xanadian: Why aren't there throngs of people in the streets waving torches and pitchforks?

Dude relax, American Idol just ended, so people have been tied up.
 
2012-05-24 03:30:46 PM
us.123rf.com

"Precinct 17, how can I help you?"

www.likecool.com

"Hello, Texas! I'm Sarah Palin!"

www.dreamstime.com
 
2012-05-24 03:30:56 PM
Jackson Herring: what_now: Excuse me, Submitter, but we aren't all 85.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x858]

/DemocracyKaren is tired

anyway, I resized your picture for you free of charge:

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x400]


take THAT civic duty!
 
2012-05-24 03:32:23 PM
Pincy: Republicans, please answer me this, how does it feel to always be on the wrong side of every social/economic/political issue? Personally, I'd find it very discouraging, but you must have some secret for dealing with it because you seem to almost enjoy it.

American conservatives have always been on the wrong side of every issue, yet here they still are, in 2012, with a significant portion of the American public supporting and espousing their views. Kind of scary, isn't it?
 
2012-05-24 03:32:31 PM
kbronsito: it will never work. old people never throw anything away.

Depends.
 
2012-05-24 03:32:56 PM
xanadian: Why aren't there throngs of people in the streets waving torches and pitchforks?

That would require exercise and emotional motivation, and these of Ohioans we're talking about. You'd have a better chance of getting a sheet of drywall to blow you.
 
2012-05-24 03:33:10 PM
We just had an election tossed here in Toronto (Etobicoke Centre) for mistakes made by the polling clerks.

It was a 26 vote margin, which is why the case proceeded, but this crap goes on every election. We've got to stop hiring old ladies to do the heavy lifting.

Link
 
2012-05-24 03:33:18 PM
Lando Lincoln: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Someone needs to build a time machine quick so we can see Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt beating the ever-loving shiat out of the leaders of the modern GOP.

Step 1) Introduce Teddy Roosevelt to the M249 light machine gun
Step 2) Give him a run-down of what the modern GOP has been doing for the past 30 years
Step 3) Let him go to town


hellinahandbasket.net

www.motifake.com
 
2012-05-24 03:33:30 PM
Peter von Nostrand: xanadian: Why aren't there throngs of people in the streets waving torches and pitchforks?

JLo might quit American Idol and there's probably a missing white girl.. somewhere. So people have a lot of things on their mind


Bread and circuses.
 
2012-05-24 03:34:22 PM
mightybaldking: We just had an election tossed here in Toronto (Etobicoke Centre) for mistakes made by the polling clerks.

It was a 26 vote margin, which is why the case proceeded, but this crap goes on every election. We've got to stop hiring old ladies to do the heavy lifting.

Link


If you're so inclined, download and read the judges decision (40 pages) It's a really interesting piece.
 
2012-05-24 03:34:26 PM
what_now: The My Little Pony Killer: I love that sweater.

Thank you. The fire house/poling station is FREEZING in the winter, especially when they open the doors to take the trucks out, so I was wrapped in layers.

Because People in power are Stupid: You would stretch it out.

(Don't let her borrow clothes)

that's....really mean.


You're right, I'm sorry.

I'll save it for those other threads.
 
2012-05-24 03:34:53 PM
King Something: Peter von Nostrand: xanadian: Why aren't there throngs of people in the streets waving torches and pitchforks?

JLo might quit American Idol and there's probably a missing white girl.. somewhere. So people have a lot of things on their mind

Bread and circuses.


Except they're taking away the bread from the poorest of the poor. That's such a great idea during times of economic and social upheaval.
 
2012-05-24 03:41:31 PM
So I guess we should officially add anti-voting to the GOP platform alongside anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-union, anti-taxes, and anti-abortion.
 
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